New to the forum + Golf slang

[kneedeepcabbage]

Hello and Good Afternoon to all!

I have been playing a couple of years now so though it was high time I joined a forum and met some like minded people.

Oh and if noshankingtonight is around, hello from kent, we need to sort out tickets for the open soon matey

I thought I would use golf slang to describe my current form in this cold weather and soggy ground....

Think..

Ladyboy - princess di - russel grant - OJ Simpson - sister in law - a cuban

translates as...

looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems - shouldn't have taken the driver - fat iron - got away with it - up there but know i shouldn't be - needed one more revolution.:crying:

How would you describe your current form?

[liegerwoods]

i love the slang for golf shots. heres some of mine , which im sure most of you know.

nipple kisser = opens up the hole
sally gunnel= not very pretty but runs like feck
blondie= a fair crack up the middle
the dennis wise= a nasty 5 footer


loads more but ill leave it at that

[George1507]

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, with a terrible finish
A Ken Livingstone - quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right
A Princess Grace - should have taken the driver
A Princess Diana – shouldn’t have taken the driver


On the fairway

A circus tent - a very big top
An Anna Kournikova - looked great, but unlikely to get a good result
A son-in-law - not what you would have chosen but it'll just have to do
A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but just didn't have the legs
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect


Near the green

An Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Saddam Hussain - when you go from bunker to bunker

On the green

A Dennis Wise – nasty little five footer
A Brazilian - Shaved both sides of the hole
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but turned out it wasn’t
A Cuban – just needed one more revolution
A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

[graeme]

A Kate Moss - painfully thin
An Alastair Campbell - overdid the spin
Jan Moir - rough on the right

[Noshankingtonite]

Hiya Kneedeep: Roger that on the Open tickets. I'll contact you soon buddy. Welcome aboard to the 606v2. Good bunch on here. Check out the Bournmouth Open thread on here mate. I'm playing in the 36 hole thursday/friday tourney. Should be really good :friend:

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