Real life, Limmericks and Westies

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:15 pm

This is for people looking to chat about things not Tennis

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:21 pm

Pekeneses is the best
They have long hairs on their chest
Crysanthemum tails
And HUGE eyes
They certainly is the best.

At Chinese New Year they perform
amongst the crackers and the storm
of Chinese *Dragons* weaving to and fro
Just watch those Pekeneses GO

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:22 pm

I thought I would start this off.

My Westie awww bless her had her first jab and was a brave girl, then outside the vets a punch erupted and the police were there and everything. Not sure what that was over. It descended into the Bingo Hall Car Park. Someone cheating perhaps?

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:28 pm

That'll teach you to stab your baby !!!! Laugh

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:33 pm

Man it was weird. While the police were questioning the culprits, some of the others were still trying to get into the ambulance to hit the person more!!

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:39 pm

And I got my first challenge on allplay!! Shall shine my racket up Smile

It is a 40-45 year old so I have youth on my side.

Best of 3 sets, How do you guys reckon my chances?

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:46 pm

How Old are you Legend ??

20/30 ish ?

Polish up those tennis balls and dunk your raquet in
sawdust - Good Luck Shocked

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:53 pm

I am 30. Still young to mount a Wimbledon challenge laughing

Time for me to go and play football.

Be back later Hug

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:57 pm

Evening all!! Hug

I see we have a new chat fred. thumbsup

30 eh? Those were the days. However, my 40s have been my best so far ... and I know ... I don't look it. Wink

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:59 pm

Hi Woofie

Don't make me Cry

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:59 pm

I believe that the 70's are the new 50's

Laugh

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:06 pm

Evening Yummy Hug

I don't want to make you Cry

... sorry.

Someone I knew (although I now wish I didn't Laugh

) used to say "You're only as old as the woman you feel" Erm

Charming, eh??

Just catching up with everything ... a good win for your boy today. thumbsup

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:14 pm

Wooffie wrote:Evening Yummy

I don't want to make you ... sorry.

Someone I knew (although I now wish I didn't ) used to say "You're only as old as the woman you feel" Charming, eh??

Just catching up with everything ... a good win for your boy today.

If I feel like a woman Woofie I'm in trouble Laugh

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:15 pm

Yay Andy won bless his little cotton socks

by denzilsmom Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:19 pm

Evening girls Hug

40's...pah!! Merely a child my dear Woofs Whistle

The old saying is true...I wish I was 34 and knew what I know now....oh boy would there be a few things I'd do differently Wink

Woofs..how's Rose's haircut...is it thumbsup

or

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:23 pm

Erm ... moving on from feeling women ... Erm

Evening Denz Hug

Rose's haircut is between Doh

and

Her legs and tail are ok, and her ears are alright ... but she could have done with some more taking off her body.

I am sooooooooooooo fussy!! But I want her to have the perfect haircut. Not that I'm ever fussy about hair ... Whistle

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:25 pm

I take it the *groomer* is alive and kicking then Whistle

by denzilsmom Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:27 pm

Oh god...you're the sort of customer dog groomers dread Erm

Yup you're fussy Rolling Eyes

seriously tho....it should've been easy to clip the body shorter...oh well at least the rest of her is ok.

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:28 pm

Mr Y shaves Harry every month 'cos he's got 2 coats !

An under coat of *felt like* stuff and *over coat* that's
about 1 ft long. The poor little lad gets sooo hot in summer .

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:30 pm

Groomer is still alive, Yums, cos at least this time she didn't make her look like a shorn lamb. Erm

I knows I is fussy, Denz ... but I also know what I want!! :run2:

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:31 pm

I take it Mr Y doesn't use his own razor Wink

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:33 pm

God Forbid !

We have the all new singing and dancing dog grooming thingy

by yummymummy Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:39 pm

And on that note I am orf to throw the MiL into bed !

Night all Hug

by Wooffie Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:41 pm

Night Yummy Hug

Don't throw her too hard. Wink

by legendkillar Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:38 pm

I have to replace football with tennis. It is too much!!

I need to get me doggy's nails clipped as they bloody cut me in half almost laughing

I bathed her last night and she looked all sad bless her.

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:13 pm

Afternoon to all.

Me Westie gave me a black eye the little madam! laughing

Good news I got was that my hitting partner has recovered from injury, so that is something I am looking forward too. Smile

by yummymummy Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:54 pm

legendkillar wrote:Afternoon to all.

Me Westie gave me a black eye the little madam!

Good news I got was that my hitting partner has recovered from injury, so that is something I am looking forward too.

O kay - we give up !!!

HOW did a Westie puppy manage to give you a black eye ?

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:59 pm

I was asleep yummy, then the dog climbed up me face and dug her nails into me face Cry

by yummymummy Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:34 pm

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:40 pm

Maisie has nails like daggers
She stumbles and barks and staggers
I am still sore from football
We leaked goals like a waterfall
My nephew has watched tennis in Eastbourne mad

by yummymummy Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:44 pm

The moral of this sad tale is
Do not fall asleep
unless your puppy's tucked away
into a tidy heap .

Whistle

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:50 pm

The moral is to get her nails clipped laughing

Wimbledon preview is on the radio in a while.

by Haddie-nuff Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:09 pm

legendkillar wrote:I was asleep yummy, then the dog climbed up me face and dug her nails into me face

Whew !!!! Legend I wondered what you were going to say then... lucky escape if you ask me.. anything can happen with a puppy Real life, Limmericks and Westies 1505004552

Real life, Limmericks and Westies 1505004552

by Wooffie Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:19 pm

I was always too scared to clip my Rose's nails, so I just put up with it. Then got the vet to do it at one of her trips there. laughing

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:10 pm

Maisie is in the land of nod, finally Yahoo

by Wooffie Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:16 pm

Don't worry LK, its starts to get better ... in about a year.

:run2:

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:18 pm

I am bracing myself for holes appearing in the garden.

I have no doubt she will blame the badgers of foxes! :run1:

by Mad for Chelsea Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13 pm

evening all, just back from cricket nets, played pretty well, now if only I could carry that form into this week-end's match (like, score some runs would be nice). Maybe I'll take my teammate's advice and try imagining there's a net around while I'm batting...

the week before wimbledon, the calm before the (media-)storm, the agonising wait for the draw.

Oh and the lab where I'm doing my PhD is celebrating its 20th anniversary this week, which means party time (and going to listen to the odd talk if there's an interesting one going around).

by Wooffie Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:24 pm

Hey MFC

Now ... I'm going to blame age for my memory, but there's a French connection with you, but English/Australian parentage? and regardless of the French thing, you follow a British player, an English club and play an English game of cricket. So where are you right now?

Confused of Lancashire. Wink

Or I could just mind my own business laughing

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:27 pm

MFC is hoping for DRS after that shocking LBW that never was laughing

Or hawkeye like in tennis where you can challenge

by Mad for Chelsea Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:31 pm

DRS in France? Seems like a distant dream right now LK. I'd settle for decent umpires (i.e some which are less than 60 years old, and aren't deaf AND blind). TBH though my middle form has been pretty poor anyway, but it always seems that's when you start getting a couple of poor decisions...

Ah well, let's see how it goes on saturday, hopefully the top order bats well and they don't even need me.

by legendkillar Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:34 pm

MFC go to the Footie section and watch the goalkeeper video which is hilarious.

My boss needs to sort out his batting as he is averaging 4 this season. laughing

by Fernando Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:53 pm

am i the only seeing this on the sky sports page

Australian Open champion Kim Clijsters has withdrawn from Wimbledon due to a foot?

by Mad for Chelsea Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:53 pm

nah just spotted it on L'Equipe website nando, real shame!

by Fernando Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:56 pm

Mad for Chelsea wrote:nah just spotted it on L'Equipe website nando, real shame!

read what i put carefully mfc Wink

by legendkillar Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:58 pm

fernando wrote:
Mad for Chelsea wrote:nah just spotted it on L'Equipe website nando, real shame!

read what i put carefully mfc

a foot? Has she got taller?

by Mad for Chelsea Wed 15 Jun 2011, 4:11 pm

whoops

very good nando

by legendkillar Wed 15 Jun 2011, 6:54 pm

Me little pooch decided to attack a salesman's shoes today. Bless her. I am getting to love her more each day laughing

by Haddie-nuff Wed 15 Jun 2011, 6:58 pm

legendkillar wrote:Me little pooch decided to attack a salesman's shoes today. Bless her. I am getting to love her more each day

I had a Beagle many years ago and my friend´s father taught him how to undoe shoe laces. when he was a puppy.

O dear did that dog get us into trouble Real life, Limmericks and Westies 3497602689

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by legendkillar Wed 15 Jun 2011, 7:00 pm

The salesman was willing to take the abuse Maisie gave him and he took it well.

I love Beagle's. My friend had one and he was a little devil. But I thought he was great. Especially when he was hiding the dad's slippers. laughing

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