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Post by 4putt Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:57 am

Last week I played with a friend who's a competent 12 handicap player. He had a mare of a round, hitting 15 shanked shots. I was glad to get off the course in case it was contagious. Unfortunately it appears it was, yesterday I hit my first shank for about 10 years. Crying or Very sad
Can anyone beat 15 shanks in a round?

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Post by super_realist Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:01 pm

Is that rhyming slang?

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Post by LondonJonnyO Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:02 pm

My cousin paid for a holiday to Turkey playing golf on some lovely courses a few years ago.

He started shanking it on the range. something like 50 in a row. Got onto the course... 5 holes played with every shot shanked. He put his clubs away and didn't play for the rest of the week instead caddying for various other people throughout the remaining rounds.
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Post by 4putt Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:08 pm

LondonJonnyO wrote:
He started shanking it on the range.

He should have put his change in his other trouser pocket LJ. Worked for Kevin Costner in Tin Cup. Very Happy

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Post by LondonJonnyO Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:10 pm

I took a look and tried all sorts.

the only thing that had him anywhere near the middle of the bat was swinging with his eyes closed.
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Post by barragan Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:04 pm

most of my shanks come at the range when hitting off mats. i tend to dig in a bit with my swing so its probably something to do with hitting mat first and the club bouncing if the swing path is slightly l2r or r2l. consequently i try and practice off grass as much as possible!

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Post by Rossa Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:05 pm

I have a particular 'shank hole'.

its on long par 5 wher many slice the tee shot OOB...

When i avoid this particular destiny i'm left with a long then mid iron to the green, i have been known on numerous occasions, to shank a relatively straight forward shot from the fairway stright OOB... on one ocassion i did this 3 times one after another, on another i have done it 2 times. On both occasions it was the only time i shanked it during the round.

My other favourite shanking time is where i crack a monstous drive leaving a 90-50 yard approach, this is invariablely shanked (sometimes fatted/thinned), leaving me in the exactly the same position i would have been in with a ropey drive and pretty unspectacular recovery... love this game!
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Post by EmmDee57 Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:05 pm

I've been shanking since October last year. Only been out twice this year. Thinking of retiring from the game if it happens again when I go back out. It's a horrible feeling.

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Post by drive4show Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:18 pm

I have the occasional one which normally bites you out of the blue so not too worried about it. However, I used to have a set of Titleist DCI's and virtually everytime I tried to hit the 4 iron I would pipe one off the hosel. Every other club in the set was fine.

Obviously a manufacturing defect Whistle

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Post by Noshankingtonite Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:31 pm

I've got a hole on my course where the old Tommy Tank rear it's ugly head almost to order. Even did it two days on the trot; practice round and comp the following morning, from exactly the same spot on the fairway ghost
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Post by golfermartin Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:52 pm

I play each Saturday with a bloke who's off 9 at the moment. He's been down to 7, so quite a reasonable player. He's really been suffering lately. And one leads to another and another and another... Not sure whether he's topped 15 in a round - I try not to take too much notice: it's definitely contagious! And terrible to witness.

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Post by Bloxboy Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:15 am

It is contagious! I have seen mass shanking at my club. My friend who suffers badly recently got his entire 4 ball going with them including one guy who said he'd never, ever had one before (yeah!).

I am convinced it's the fear of them that makes them happen which is why they are contagious. Tight grip, steering and not turning or releasing - perfect recipe.

I've got a big match this afternoon - probably just triggered a bout for myself by even writing about them

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Post by Maverick Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:39 am

The S word, can't even bring myself to say the proper one, infectious little barstewards of a disease. Not had one for a long time I am only able to say that due to layoff at moment so I do not fear that I am tempting fate, worst I ever had them was 7 straight holes in a courtesy round at a course I was due to play a 36hole comp at. I was playing alone so i just walked off the course straight onto the range and put a bucket level with the clubhead at address and the only thing I focused on was not the ball, not the strike but missing the bucket with the clubhead at impact. S words were cured and went on that weekend to play some good golf, but i've seen them so bad people have taken breaks from the game. Evil things


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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:51 am

I hit a horrible one last night, with a group of three people watching me on a par-3 over a valley. Lucy Locket straight into a bush. They said 'don't worry son, happens to us all and quickly scurried away crossing themselves and muttering 'MacBeth''. Hit the next win to eight feet, but noone was watching that 🤦
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Post by Nay Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:30 pm

Was my works golf day yesterday and my friend started putting from a 100 yards down the fairway he was having that many problems,

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Post by navyblueshorts Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:01 pm

Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Shank! Whistle
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Post by EmmDee57 Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:43 am

After 11 holes of hitting rescue club from distances where irons should have been hit to avoid the shank, it all came apart on the 12th when an 8 iron was shanked into a hazard and my round fell apart. From +1 through 11 the confidence went and finished +11. Even the putter began to fail me. Hate the shanks, hate them!!

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Post by LondonJonnyO Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:45 am

In order to cure the shanks you need Cheech Marin, a tee behind your ear and Rene Russo willing to let you have a mulligan.
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Post by dynamark Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:31 pm

My mate got to the point of having a 13 wood in the bag which meant he only carried 8/9/w but still got the dreadeds.However after lazer eye surgery never looked like another Bit drastic though if you dont wear glasses

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Post by drive4show Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:39 pm

dynamark wrote:My mate got to the point of having a 13 wood in the bag which meant he only carried 8/9/w but still got the dreadeds.However after lazer eye surgery never looked like another Bit drastic though if you dont wear glasses

If the laser treatment doesn't work, try a full frontal lobotomy Erm

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