Thursday Fun - Things you are unlikely to hear...

...in the commentary of the Haye Klitschko fight?

(Had to be Thursday fun, as I am off to Hamburg for the fight tomorrow).

Great combination there from Wladimir, excellent punch variation.

"After Haye pulled out this morning with a back injury, his friend Audley Harrison stepped in, and we could be in for a classic!"

"and Jim Watts scorecard has proven to be an accurate reflection of the fight".

Wlad: "I've been robbed by the biased German judging!"

" These two could fight in a phone booth."

"That's amazing, as Haye predicted, he has literally knocked Wlad's head off! Blood everywhere."

Incredible! How did they both stand up to huge simultaneous left hooks. Like Chuvalo against McCall that one.

"Haye has won!"

Shocking revelations, it turns out Wlad actually is a robot, and we are going to have to take a time out whilst the engineer comes along to fix this malfunction.

"wlads ring entrance was a non event".

Amongst all the admirable qualities Haye posseeses perhaps his humility is premier amongst them.

"Sorry viewers, there is a disturbance in the stands. From here it looks like a crazed American is telling the small pocket of British fans that they would all be German if it wasn't for him. Shocking stuff"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:"Sorry viewers, there is a disturbance in the stands. From here it looks like a crazed American is telling the small pocket of British fans that they would all be German if it wasn't for him. Shocking stuff"

And it looks like HBO and RTL have missed out by only showing the main event tonight, the undercard has been spectacular.

Unbelievable entrance from Wlad, good to see the swastika displayed in all it's former glory, and that was a rather impressive goose step, too.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:"Sorry viewers, there is a disturbance in the stands. From here it looks like a crazed American is telling the small pocket of British fans that they would all be German if it wasn't for him. Shocking stuff"

At least we think that's what he's saying but he seems incapable of completing a full sentence before starting another...

Sugar Boy Sweetie wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:"Sorry viewers, there is a disturbance in the stands. From here it looks like a crazed American is telling the small pocket of British fans that they would all be German if it wasn't for him. Shocking stuff"

At least we think that's what he's saying but he seems incapable of completing a full sentence before starting another...

Is also hard to make out exactly what he is saying due to the four hot dogs he is eating

Wladimir and Vitali walk to the ring proudly waving their rainbow flags while Dale Winton has the honour of holding the champion's belts.

"the atmosphere generated by this German crowd sends shivers down your spine! And their chants are the epitome of hilarious."

Unbelievable scenes, Wladimir has actually cooked a pizza on Haye's face.

And tonights special guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin has just performed the stone cold stunner on Wladimir, declared Haye the winner and then taken the steal chair to Vitali! Oh it's a bloodbath of epic proportions!

"and Adam Booth has lost the smug, self satisfied git competition".

"wlad klitschko has the audience in stitches with his speech".

"Has there ever been a better nickname than 'Dr Steelhammer'?"

"wladimir is neglecting the jab and taking too many unneccessary risks."

Wladimir and Haye have taken off their gloves and begun singing show tunes, how lovely.

"Manny Steward is imploring Wlad to be less aggressive, and reign in his attacking instincts"

"Wladimir has bitten a chunk out of Haye's ear, what an animal!"

"well with the fight now out of the way we can get back to what people are really interested in, press conferences"

"and there you have it - 6 hours of Sky coverage and not once did they indulge in ridiculous hyperbole, nor did the pundits constantly talk over each and the thought of screaming like a hysterical loon never entered Jim Watts head."

Johnny Nelson, whilst stripping down to his underpants in the studio screams...

"YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! Coxy for moderator! YES WE CAN!"

"George Groves has just sensationally KOed Vitali in a in-ring brawl following Haye's victory!"

And Haye gracefully excepts defeat........

"Is that a dress Wlad is wearing???"

Unfortunatley the fight has been postponed last minuite due to Hayes bad back & Wlads pulled stomach/back type thing. The good news is for some reason Floyd & Manny are in the crowd & have decided to get it on in a filo bedo any which way but loose kind of way!!!!!

"...and as this fight has progressed, the crowd has warmed to Haye, and the Germans are now cheering him!"

" and that's the fourth ali shuffle from Wlad this round!"

"...and now the mind games start, as the clinch from Klitschko has induced an erection from Haye!"

"Wladimer once again shows why he's P4P the most entertaining boxer in history"

"What a fight. I can't wait for Union to make a thread with 'reverse' in the title about this."

Sorry mate. I do actually (perhaps shamefully) enjoy your work.

"Here comes Haye out for the twelth, and he looks as fresh as he did in the first"

Fists of Fury wrote:Shocking revelations, it turns out Wlad actually is a robot, and we are going to have to take a time out whilst the engineer comes along to fix this malfunction.

Haha! Love it

"Tonight's broadcast from Sky Box Office will show two of the world's greatest heavyweights of all time fight. Plus Jim Watt has been accepted into Mensa!"

"Finally the large section of English fans have paid respect to the Ukrainian national anthem."

"You have to ask if David's last minute plan to bulk up to 250lbs on a diet of lard was the right decision, as he wheezes back to his corner at the end of round 1."

"Tonight's referee, from Spain... Alfredo Garcia Perez"

"Go go Power Rangers!"

"The ref has stumbled, he seems to have sprained something and- what's this? Vitali has entered the ring and- good lord, he's just nailed Wladimir, he's knocked out his own brother! The ref is up and it's a ten-count. What drama, what a betrayal..."

Has anyone else noticed they have spelt Vlad's name wrong on all the promotional posters?

rowley wrote:Has anyone else noticed they have spelt Vlad's name wrong on all the promotional posters?

No it's spelt Wlad - I think.

Duty281 wrote:

rowley wrote:Has anyone else noticed they have spelt Vlad's name wrong on all the promotional posters?

No it's spelt Wlad - I think.

Thanks

Get over it rowley..