Ridiculous WWE Merchandise

There are many reasons some fans don't like John Cena, a supposed lack of talent, annoying promo styles and his magical recovery powers(bad booking). Now i generally look past this because there are other wrestlers in the company i can watch and enjoy. However my dislike of Cena is based on the fact he is (in my opinion, but i will argue with anyone who disagrees) a corporate shell who is a walking advertisement for WWE merchandise. Case and point the newest piece of merchandise released by WWEShop.com
http://www.wweshop.com/item/john-cena-gnome/newreleases/50-07529
Yes my friends now even your garden can enjoy the presence of this, formerly white rapper now, superman/godlike wrestler.
And do not despair Undertaker fans your prayers have been heard too.
http://www.wweshop.com/item/undertaker-gnome/newreleases/50-07530

Apologies if this rant seems pathetic and pointless but so is this new merchandise- which brings me on to my question for the board what stupid merchandise do you remember themed around your favourite wrestlers? (i presume Hogan must have endorsed or designed something as bad)

I would love to got myself a head cheese hat!

Spoiler:

$29 for that ****?

They are literally my favourite piece if merchandise ever!

I remember years ago buying my nephew one of those Hulk Hogan blow up tackle things with sand in the bottom , you could hit them and they would wobble then stand back up . We gave it to him for his birthday and blew it up for him to play with in the back garden , he ran at it in a spear tackle hit it flew straight over the top of it and split his head open and my sister would never let him play with it again !! Think ing about it i should find out if shes still got it , i could sell it on ebay.

I want a 'Taker one!

KINGKENNY7HEAVEN wrote:I remember years ago buying my nephew one of those Hulk Hogan blow up tackle things with sand in the bottom , you could hit them and they would wobble then stand back up . We gave it to him for his birthday and blew it up for him to play with in the back garden , he ran at it in a spear tackle hit it flew straight over the top of it and split his head open and my sister would never let him play with it again !! Think ing about it i should find out if shes still got it , i could sell it on ebay.

LMAO!! good to hear Hogan is still no-selling other peoples moves, and won't put over the up and coming younger talent!!

The-Rizz wrote:

KINGKENNY7HEAVEN wrote:I remember years ago buying my nephew one of those Hulk Hogan blow up tackle things with sand in the bottom , you could hit them and they would wobble then stand back up . We gave it to him for his birthday and blew it up for him to play with in the back garden , he ran at it in a spear tackle hit it flew straight over the top of it and split his head open and my sister would never let him play with it again !! Think ing about it i should find out if shes still got it , i could sell it on ebay.

LMAO!! good to hear Hogan is still no-selling other peoples moves, and won't put over the up and coming younger talent!!

Have to be honest so did i at the time much to the annoyance of the rest of the family

I have recently seen an article claiming there was at one point a STONE COLD CONDOM yes I will repeat that they made a brand of condom around Steve Austin - this brings new meaning to the nickname the Texas Rattlesnake