Greatest Boxers Names of All Time

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:46 am

My top 10.

1. Hitler the Killer
2. Captain Cleopas Marvel
3. McVision Black Bullet
4. Two-Cycle Engine
5. Jukebox Timebomb
6. Walter Peanuts Arsenault
7. Comedy Poindexter
8. Dynamite Sprouts
9. Proud Kilamanjaro
10. Speed Jesus

by bhb001 Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:59 am

Googled Hitler the killer as it must have been made up! Two fights in five years, ko'd in both. We are stretching the definition of boxer here!

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:01 pm

You don't need to google, they are linked.

Mr. Black Bullet only had one fight, he was knocked out by Kid Power.

by d260005p Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:06 pm

Does Anthony Ali Sugar Ray Jones Jr Small?

by bhb001 Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:12 pm

Scottrf wrote:You don't need to google, they are linked.

Mr. Black Bullet only had one fight, he was knocked out by Kid Power.

My next half hour is sorted! Cheers

by Il Gialloblu Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:18 pm

Cracking list, Scott.

I can only decide on a top two.

1. Hitler the Killer
2. AJ Banal

And a number 26.

26. Howard Eastman

by bhb001 Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:33 pm

You only have to go to Zimbabwe to get some absolute crackers. I liked Proud Kilimanjaro, but he also fought Bonyongo Destroyer in his second to last fight. I wonder if there is some African cracking up at this moment over the idea of someone called Baguley?

by bhb001 Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:34 pm

And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:36 pm

bhb001 wrote:And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!

Top 30 maybe, not a top 10.

by Lumbering_Jack Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:38 pm

Joke Calslappy

by Lumbering_Jack Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:38 pm

Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

by bhb001 Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:39 pm

Scottrf wrote:
bhb001 wrote:And how did you miss Clever Sancho!!
Top 30 maybe, not a top 10.

Maybe, but there pissing themselves down in Ecuador!

by **Union Cane** Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:40 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

by Lumbering_Jack Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

James DeFail?

by no-mas Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:51 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Great stuff mate, valuable input. Got any more?

James DeFail?

Sarcasm - mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult

by zx1234 Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:55 pm

captain cleopas marvel and proud kilamanjaro beat george foreman in africa, just like ali

by razzaq Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:05 pm

I always thought Sugar Boy Malinga had a nice rythm to it.

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:38 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:Ricky Fatton
Amir Khan't
David Gaye

All classics

Actually, none of those are fighting monikers.

They're just asinine, immature, playground insults.

Hope you understand the difference.

ghost

by BALTIMORA Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:53 pm

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=238434&cat=boxer

Thomas Bar Steward..?

by razzaq Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:00 pm

Liking this one - Hugh Johnson. Would post the link but I think they have denied me due to my colour.

by **Union Cane** Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:22 pm

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=17424&cat=boxer

(Not the name, the alias)

by The genius of PBF Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:23 pm

Floyd Mayweather Jr

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:24 pm

The genius of PBF wrote:Floyd Mayweather Jr

Obvious as soon as I saw you commented. You need a new act. Come back as a trash talker like Toney maybe.

by Daz Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:28 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=238434&cat=boxer

Thomas Bar Steward..?

Haha!! Quality.

On a separate note - what the hell is up with the banners at the top of the screen??

Thought this was supposed to be a work friendly kind of site - just scrolled up and saw a very bright red banner???

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:29 pm

Dazstarr wrote:Haha!! Quality.

On a separate note - what the hell is up with the banners at the top of the screen??

Thought this was supposed to be a work friendly kind of site - just scrolled up and saw a very bright red banner???

You weren't logged in?

by Daz Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:30 pm

ahh - phew! Didnt realise that happened when you werent logged in.

by Scottrf Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:37 pm

The genius of PBF wrote:
Scottrf wrote:
The genius of PBF wrote:Floyd Mayweather Jr
Obvious as soon as I saw you commented. You need a new act. Come back as a trash talker like Toney maybe.

Quiet WUM

Na, that's a bit similar to your current alias.

by Imperial Ghosty Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:11 pm

No one finds your whole 'i'm Floyd Mayweather routine' funny, as soon as you start losing an argument you apparently run off to the gym.

by Imperial Ghosty Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:14 pm

I'm more of a rocker to be honest

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:15 pm

Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Philistine

by **Union Cane** Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:22 pm

Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Off your rocker more like...

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:24 pm

PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

by BALTIMORA Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:20 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

by **oxring** Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:27 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

In my 4th year, I was put on a residential GP placement (mercifully only for a week). I could have sworn that the GP I was staying with was the spitting image of Shipman.

Excellent pun, by the way (if you were going for a pun).

by Imperial Ghosty Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:28 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Imperial Ghosty wrote:I'm more of a rocker to be honest

Off your rocker more like...

Was hoping nobody had noticed.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:32 pm

oxring wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
HumanWindmill wrote:PM for you, PBF.

Suggest you read it while I still have some patience left.

Not doing your Harold Shipman impression again are you?

In my 4th year, I was put on a residential GP placement (mercifully only for a week). I could have sworn that the GP I was staying with was a carbon copy of Shipman.

Excellent pun, by the way (if you were going for a pun).

Made me chuckle, too.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:35 pm

by BALTIMORA Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:36 pm

It was a pun, yes. Smile

by Mr Bounce Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:05 pm

What about Elvis Parsley??? laughing

http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=5502&cat=boxer

by licence_007 Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:31 pm

I always like Dick Tiger.

by Boxtthis Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:23 am

Proud Kilimanjaro has fought and KO'd Black Tiger 5 times!

by milkyboy Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:21 am

fidel castro smith fought under the alias of slugger o'toole for a while. Not sure which is the better name

by razzaq Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:39 am

Union Cane wrote:http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=17424&cat=boxer

(Not the name, the alias)

I heard this guy has been incarcerated for c0ckfighting

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