The Ultimate Worrier

Its back due to popular demand! Well - 2 people asked anyway!

The thread that broke the mould in its inception (ie it was good). Well the fans have spoken. both of them, and FINALLY, THE BEST THREAD IN SPORTS FORUM ENTERTAINMENT HAS RETURNED TO THE INTERWEB.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A55913565)

So how does it work - simple.

Take the name of a wrestler and change his name slightly to come up with a new name and gimmick.

The Ultimate Worrier - the face painted wrestler who is literally scared of everything. Runs down the ramp and hides under the ring sobbing.

Over to you.

Sulk Hogan – a ‘Real American’ who is always found sulking backstage, because he refuses to take part in his match.

Generation Glee - Young and upcoming tag team who carry out all their promo's through the medium of pop songs.

Good Ol' JR Hartley - Commentator who loves to talk about BBQ Sauce, Tatsu and fly-fishing

AJ Piles - A former High flier who can now barely move due to a painful posterier.

Triple K (KKK) – A racist wrestler, obsessed with white supremacy, who comes out in a long white cloak to beat up the ethnic minorities of the company.

The Big Glow – A 7ft, 500lb wrestler, who comes out in a variety of multi-coloured fluorescent attires. His finishing move – the knockout glow – involves him forcing the opponent’s face against his stomach until their eyes burn and they fall to the mat.

Sushi Tatsu – A Japanese wrestler who defeats his opponents by force feeding them raw fish.

D’Lo Drown – A wrestler who has a phobia of water, but gets his revenge by defeating his opponents with a move he calls the Lo Drown.

John Cleaner - an aggressive janitor with a grudge against grime - finishers of the FU (Freshen Up) and STF (Scrub The Floor)

BN Punk: Punk takes up the right wing gimmick a little too far by going on marches through the West Midlands.

Musky Harris: Harris returns with an odour of a teenage footlocker when his PE kit has been left in there for too long.

Mystiqueo: The new highflying luchador comes out with a new urban gimmick about one night stands before becoming a judge on Strictly.

IbuproKane: Kane beats you down and then provides you with relief for headaches and muscle pain.

whatwindturbine wrote:John Cleaner - an aggressive janitor with a grudge against grime - finishers of the FU (Freshen Up) and STF (Scrub The Floor)

Handy Orton - John Cleaners even more agressive assistant. His finisher is the RKO (Rinse Kitchen Out)

Randy Orphan- A man who compensates for losing his parents with a series of one night stands with older wrestlers

The UnderBaker - The Deadman returns from the grave to display a softer side. Finishing his foes with the Tomb Scone.

Feamus – An Irish celebrity who likes to buy expensive objects. He uses finisher moves such as the Oak Kick, Thai Cross, and Irish Purse Bankbreaker.

CM Drunk – A anti-straight edge superstar who often consumes too much alcohol and faints during his matches.

Freemason Ryan – A leader of the widespread secret order who like to make things; Erexus. To join the stable he pledged to brotherly love, faith, and charity.

Teeth Slater –A dentist who likes to make fun of people with bad teeth.

Decayed Barrett – One of Teeth Slater’s former patients whose teeth used to be covered in plaque. Slater cured him and they are now friends in a team called Dental Doctorre.

Weighed Barnet - After every victory, he scalps his victims and pulls out the scales to get the exact weight of the hair.

Crisp Menware - comes to the ring in very starched trousers. Weight Machine optional.

Meth Phoenix - Drug addicted diva who spontaniously combusts

Jerry 'The King' Trawler - Often out searching the sea for catches - Such as Rowdy Coddy Piper, Curt Herring, Coddy Rhodes, and Tommy Bream-er

Awesome Thong – Kong debuts on WWE in a thong. Viewings plummet.

Prat Hardy – Matt makes a fool of himself, oh wait...
Fat Hardy – Matt eats a few pies, oh wait...
Meth Hardy – Jeff comes down to the ring off his head, oh wait...

Far right Christian – Christian gets fed up of never getting a push so begins preaching against sinners.

Coffee Kingston – Kofi botches again by spilling his Mocha over Kane backstage thus resulting in a 6 month rivalry.

Jack Blagger – Want to get free stuff? Jack’s your man!

YOKOBHUNA - Curry loving fat guy sumo wrestler, who is scared of spiders

TYPOO - The alter ego of a tea drinking tugboat

WILLIAM FEEBLE - weak british career midcarder

BOOKER THIEF - robs wendy's restraunt whilst wearing there uniform....oh wait a moment....

Mince McMahon - The camp owner of the federation, he prances about in his pink suit responding with his catchphrase - oooooh mince.

Christopher Spaniels - X-Division wrestler with ears like a dog.

Rob Van Spam - Nerd gimmick who hacks computers and infects them with spam

Bobby Roode wrote:Mince McMahon - The camp owner of the federation, he prances about in his pink suit responding with his catchphrase - oooooh mince.

Mincer Anderson - Mince McMahon's biggest "buddy" - Gives a whole new meaning to his catchphrase

D'Lo Frown - Wrestler that's never happy.

Hulk Wogan - An Irish Monster that comes to the ring in a Cardigan and finishes off his opponents with his devasting Eurovision inspired "Nil Points"

Pornswaggle... Midget wrestler who... Never mind

Thyme Tyme: A couple of talented chefs who grew up on the streets of brooklyn. They are famous for using their favourite seasoning - thyme - on all of their trademark meals, especially on meats, stews and vegetables

Pooh Thesz: The pioneer of modern wrestling, well known for his obsession with honey.

whatwindturbine wrote:Pornswaggle... Midget wrestler who... Never mind

Porn Michaels: lets just say he's good friends with Pornswoggle

Legend wrote:

whatwindturbine wrote:Pornswaggle... Midget wrestler who... Never mind

Porn Michaels: lets just say he's good friends with Pornswoggle

Evan Porn - His 450 'Splash' is legendary...

Alberto Del Monte - a high class, well off fruit baron who professes to shake his opponents to their 'core'.

Mick Holy - preaching religion monger using the power of christ to defeat his foes. That or something dirty and shady from inside his pants.

How about Kevin Porn or Se* Luger?

Legend wrote:How about Kevin Porn or Se* Luger?

Nice to see this has dropped a few levels right into the gutter!

Plenty for this - Tyler Se*, Awesome Dong...

Can also think of one or two for The Rock, Rick Rude and Brother Runt...

whatwindturbine wrote:

Legend wrote:How about Kevin Porn or Se* Luger?

Nice to see this has dropped a few levels right into the gutter!

Plenty for this - Tyler Se*, Awesome Dong...

Can also think of one or two for The Rock, Rick Rude and Brother Runt...

and Kevin G*sh

some of these are hilarious, i think we should pick the best ten entries and have a poll to determine 606 V2s favourite

theanimal316 wrote:some of these are hilarious, i think we should pick the best ten entries and have a poll to determine 606 V2s favourite

'Good ol' JR Hartley' has to be my favourite

'Superdry' Jimmy Snuka: A high flying fashionista who always wrestles in his treasured superdry hoody.

(The chicken and Depenetration X?)

The Any-Takers? - A slave comes to the ring every week, but there are no takers as he is dead...

Cane: His in ring ability is always a bit wooden...

Qournswoggle: A vegetarian leprechaun who always brings reserves to the ring in case he gets a little hungry...

EnglishCockerSpaniel Bryan: An independent wrestler who jumps up at his opponents and nibbles their shoes...

X-Plaque: Infects his opponent with a fatal tooth decay

Macho Man Randy Salvage: Tows his oposition away on the back of his flat bed after the match

William Regal Lights: Not as strong as the original

Wham bar Gigilo - Woman pay to spend time due to his tasty skin

Heff Jarrett - Daddy Jeff gives up his family life and moves to the Playboy Mansion

The Ultimate Swearier - the face painted tourettes sufferer

Montel Vontavious Janet Street Porter - MVP's trip to the UK goes horribly wrong.....


Jerry 'The King' Kerbcrawler - The King's search for puppies takes him to the seedier parts of town, where he gets arrested by the cops.

Chris Pen Noir - A failed Crime Fiction author who comes out to a black and white entrance movie. A moving tale with a tragic twist!

Goldbergerac - 'Da Man' relocates to Jersey to become a cop. Who's Next? Criminals that's who!

Goldusty Springfield - He was born the son of a preacher man and now wrestles under a bad wig and sometimes duest with the Pet Shop Boys (Jake the Snake and British Bulldog)

John Ribena - The Doctor of Thuganomics' new gimmick. You can't drink him!


Keith Slater - Heath Slater changes his first name to Keith........

The Boogieman - Think Disco Stu with a bag of worms...??

Randy Cabbage - A bearded guy with a fetish for veg

Queer Money - A Tag Team who instead of spending their money on Beer, spend it on multicoloured handkerchiefs

Justin Sider - Justin Credible is shown to be not so well endowed...

The Frock - Dwayne Johnson decides to embrace his feminine side.

The Ultimate Courier - Jim Hellwig's post wrestling career takes a turn for the worse when he's forced to become a delivery man.

Dolphin Ziggler - Highly intelligent sea-dwelling wrestler who is a mammal not a fish
Skippy Sheffield - Helpful kangaroo who always comes to the rescue when a babyface gets stuck down a mineshaft
John Morrisons - Practices his parkour in the milk and cheese aisle while Alan Hansen, Take That and Denise Van Outen cast admiring glances
Chav Guerrero - All his feuds (usually with innocent bystanders) begin with the catchphrase "Wot Yoo Lookin At?"

Big daddy g - wrestlings 500lb rapper!

Team 36DD - Brother Ray and Brother Devon take their ample charms to the adult film industry.

Tommy Creamer - The Innovator of Silence gets a bit excited watching Team 36DD's film debut - Boyz n Their Wood.

JTJ (Just to Jail)...... JTG follows his criminal buddy to jail for J-Walking.....

Scoot Steiner - A wrestler who's finishing move resembles a dog scooting his backside across the floor

Masonry Ryan - Member of the New Nexus who is handy with bricks.

David CowOtunga - Member of the New Nexus who is a big fan of TMNT.

Jeff Hardly - able to stand that is

Seattle Joe - Samoa Joe goes all Kerwin White on us