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by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 10:16

Marky, just a heads up if you are doing acadamy players.......

I have Shkodran Mustafi which I brought from releases. I believe he used to be part of your youth set up

by Marky Wed 7 Dec - 10:17

Cheers.

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 10:19

Porto have about 15 lads out on loan at present.
They're getting recalled and shipped out then!

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 10:22

Marky, you've just got the first ex Macc player in the league! notworthy

by **Afro** Wed 7 Dec - 10:45

Ah. Fatty Lambert has joined the league!

I hope you get plenty of free kicks on the edge of the area

by Marky Wed 7 Dec - 10:48

I've taken the decision to accept the Laywers £6M offer for Sylvain Distin to Fenerbache based on getting Joseph Yobo (back from Fenerbache) at the end of the season!

And Rickie Lambert is a goal machine, it's just whether his goals at League 1 and Championship will mean anything to this league.

by Fan Gilhaus Wed 7 Dec - 10:50

happy to get Oscar Dos Santos - big future hopefully

right way to get a trainee for a while

if anyone interested in Huntelaar leave an offer on my page, back in a bit

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 10:51

I'm waiting on the dream forward line of Rickie Lambert and Jon the Beast Parkin.

by cherriesfna Wed 7 Dec - 10:54

just made TPs fpr Dunne and Doumbia

by cherriesfna Wed 7 Dec - 10:59

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:I'm waiting on the dream forward line of Rickie Lambert and Jon the Beast Parkin.

the pace would be unbelivable!

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 11:02

cherriesfan wrote:
Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:I'm waiting on the dream forward line of Rickie Lambert and Jon the Beast Parkin.
the pace would be unbelivable!

They're probably the best two players to have come from Macc Town too! Laugh

by **Afro** Wed 7 Dec - 11:08

cherriesfan wrote:
Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:I'm waiting on the dream forward line of Rickie Lambert and Jon the Beast Parkin.
the pies would be unbelivable!

Agreed, although in short supply.

Chuck James Beattie in there two and you've got a pie makers dream

by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 11:21

BigFellasAfro wrote:
cherriesfan wrote:
Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:I'm waiting on the dream forward line of Rickie Lambert and Jon the Beast Parkin.
the pies would be unbelivable!

Agreed, although in short supply.

Chuck James Beattie in there two and you've got a pie makers dream

With Kevin Pressman in goal?

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 11:24

Would love to see the look on Chiellinis face to have Jon Parkin rampaging towards him, pie in one hand, pint in the other, Jacamo reinforced elasticated pants covering his gut.
Rabbit in the headlights.

by Marky Wed 7 Dec - 11:26

Don't tell me i've signed the Championship version of Danny Kedwell?

by nick_fury Wed 7 Dec - 11:30

Morning

Im up for deals so leave offers on ma Lyon page. sweeeet

by **Afro** Wed 7 Dec - 11:34

Hero - A Jacamo XI please....

Pressman
???????---??????---??????---??????
??????---??????---??????
Parkin---Lambert---Beattie

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 11:35

Must have Jan Molby and Mickey Quinn in it?

Seems strikers have filled already though

by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 11:38

I reckon you have to have Waddle in there somewhere. And Razor Ruddock in defence.

If you want to get continental then Ronaldo needs to be in there as well......the gap toothed walrus.

Afro....reasons for Nicks league results please?

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 11:38

Neville Southall in goal over Pressman, he turned up in the legends game I went to, any ball that wasn't directly aimed at him he had no chance.

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 11:40

Thomas Brolin got to be a bit of a fatty as well, as I recall.

by **Afro** Wed 7 Dec - 11:40

Reasons for Nick's league will be later. It takes quite a bit of time copying and pasting, so I need to find a window when the boss isn't around

by Marky Wed 7 Dec - 11:43

Tom Huddlestone?

by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 11:49

Marky wrote:Tom Huddlestone?

Leave my player out of this mad

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 11:58

Andy Reid ghosting in from the left wing?

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 12:01

Fatasy Dream Team Sponsored by Jacamo and Greggs

Neville Southall
Neil Ruddock----Sol Campbell-----Ray Kennedy
Diego Maradona----Paul Gasgoigne-----Frank Lampard----Thomas Brolin------John Barnes
Ronaldo-----Jon Parkin

Subs:
Micky Quinn
Kevin Pressman
Frannie Lee
Jan Molby
Andy Reid
James Beattie
Rickie Lambert

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:03

Frank Lampard is a bit harsh! And I'm a West Ham fan too!

by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 12:03

The term "ghosting" gives the image of him moving silently, wistfully and carefully from the left hand side. Moving with grace and poise.

Not, as we know is true, galloping into the box like a stampeding elephant

by nick_fury Wed 7 Dec - 12:04

Hero, thats quite a good Jacamo team.

Fancy trying to put together a "sicknote" fantasy team??

Woodsman, Led King, Darren Anderton etc

by TwisT Wed 7 Dec - 12:05

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:Fatasy Dream Team Sponsored by Jacamo and Greggs

Neville Southall
Neil Ruddock----Sol Campbell-----Ray Kennedy
Diego Maradona----Paul Gasgoigne-----Frank Lampard----Thomas Brolin------John Barnes
Ronaldo-----Jon Parkin

Subs:
Micky Quinn
Kevin Pressman
Frannie Lee
Jan Molby
Andy Reid
James Beattie
Rickie Lambert

You do realise, based upon the massive girth on display, that 5 across the middle won't fit on a standard football pitch?

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:13

Jamie Redknapp, Michael Owen both possibilities for the sicknote team

by nick_fury Wed 7 Dec - 12:16

Jamie Redknapp, Michael Owen

Yeah, Owen a defo

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:18

Suppose chubby Ronaldo might have a shout too, for all his knee injuries, and Chris Kirkland in goal (although he seems a bit better recently)

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 12:18

If Frank Lampard is a Jacamo then all of us here are Jacamos times 10 he does not deserve to be on that list and neither does Sol Campbell.

Kirkland

King---Woodgate---
Rosicky---Hargreaves---Anderton---Dyer
Saha---Owen

by **Afro** Wed 7 Dec - 12:20

Speaking of fat, that's lunchtime for me

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 12:23

Lampard's always had the Fat Frank tag to him so that's why I put him in, Campbell has always been solid rather than fat but I was struggling at the back.

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 12:24

Forget the Jacamos and inury prone, which Football has the best body?

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:24

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:Lampard's always had the Fat Frank tag to him so that's why I put him in, Campbell has always been solid rather than fat but I was struggling at the back.

How about that porky guy who outsprinted Ronaldo on youtube? Plays for Levante, but I forget his name...

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 12:25

by VivaPaulScholes on Wed 7 Dec 2011 - 12:24
Forget the Jacamos and inury prone, which Football has the best body?

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by nick_fury Wed 7 Dec - 12:29

which Football has the best body?

Footballer yeah?

If so its Cristiano Ronaldo by far. Thats Casrtrol programe he did showed how unbelievably in shape he is.

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 12:31

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3981133/Manchester-City-transfer-news-Mateo-Kovacic-in-talks-with-City.html

Oh yeah! Get your bids in now!

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:32

nick_fury wrote:
which Football has the best body?
Footballer yeah?

If so its Cristiano Ronaldo by far. Thats Casrtrol programe he did showed how unbelievably in shape he is.

He's no Ade Akinbiyi. That man was ripped.

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 12:33

Well done Hero you little child, I thought we were grownups here but no you had to come out with the gay things. Well done mate.

Yeah Footballer Nick but I would say the Mitre balls were beautiful, there is a picture of Ronaldo and Drogba on a magazine and believe it or not Ronaldo makes Drogba look small.

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 12:34

Ade Akinby had a body of a weight lifter not a Football.

by **ADMIN** Wed 7 Dec - 12:35

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Well done Hero you little child, I thought we were grownups here but no you had to come out with the gay things. Well done mate.

Yeah Footballer Nick but I would say the Mitre balls were beautiful, there is a picture of Ronaldo and Drogba on a magazine and believe it or not Ronaldo makes Drogba look small.

I watch wrestling! I can't talk! 2 oiled up men wriggling around one another covered in baby oil! Laugh

by FIFA Diva Wed 7 Dec - 12:37

Hero I heard on Soccer AM Teammates that Saha, Drogba, Essien, Toure, Kirkland and Owen asked you who the longest in your throat was, suprisingly you picked Chris Kirkland.

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:37

Macclads (formerly Hero) wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Well done Hero you little child, I thought we were grownups here but no you had to come out with the gay things. Well done mate.

Yeah Footballer Nick but I would say the Mitre balls were beautiful, there is a picture of Ronaldo and Drogba on a magazine and believe it or not Ronaldo makes Drogba look small.

I watch wrestling! I can't talk! 2 oiled up men wriggling around one another covered in baby oil!

Someone brought up a thread on the boxing board taken directly from the wrestling boards about this exact subject. Someone answered with Randy Orton and got slaughtered for giving an objective answer! Everyone else said Dusty Rhodes!

by nick_fury Wed 7 Dec - 12:40

Ade Akinbiyi. - PPSSSSSH Check out George Elokobi hes a monster.

Just a note on Ade Akinbiyi, I swear he must be the mopst transfered player EVER. At one point he was transfered cluibs every time the window opened.

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:44

Check out Claridge's list of clubs!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Claridge

by sodhat Wed 7 Dec - 12:45

nick_fury wrote:Ade Akinbiyi. - PPSSSSSH Check out George Elokobi hes a monster.

Just a note on Ade Akinbiyi, I swear he must be the mopst transfered player EVER. At one point he was transfered cluibs every time the window opened.

A second Akinbiyi fact -- he remains Leicester City's largest transfer at £5.3m. I'd be scrubbing the record books if I were them...

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