Blank match card to promo on

by **ADMIN** Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:46 am

So you have something to promo on!

by Marky Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:50 am

Max Adamson turns up at the 6WF Arena.

Max: Oh that's right, I don't work here anymore...

by Beer Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:53 am

A little boy walks up to the arena, he see's a man walking away, his face lights up with excitement and he runs over.....

LB: Excuise me........Mr Scorpion sir, could i have your autiegraph please?!

by Marsh Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:58 am

Marshall Murdoch appears from around the corner, and hears the little boy asking for the autograph

MM: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear, but is that a euphemism?'

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:59 am

TS: No You Cant Ill End Your Career!

TS: Yes It is Marshall

by Uryu Ishida Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:01 am

*Uryu then looks at the kid and autographs his t-shirt*

Uryu: Wow you guys are mean, kid...dont put that on Ebay or anything like that, ok?

by Beer Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:01 am

The little boy stares up at Marshall Murdoch, his little eys full of confusion and fear...

LB: Whaaa? Who are you, mister? Oh wait, you're that guy aren't you? Yeah!!

The little boys eyes light up...

LB: Clarke James! Oh wow, mister. You're like my bestest and most favouratest wrestling man ever, can i have your autograph too?

by President Trump Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:03 am

The watercooler sprays water over the kid because it is jealous of all the attention Uryu is giving the kid

by Beer Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:04 am

The little boy looks at the man shouting and pretending to be the The Scorpion...

LB: My mummy said not to talk to strangers! STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!

The little boy kicks the Scorpion in the shin and hides behing Uryu....

by Marsh Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:05 am

Mark Palmer appears from nowhere and steals the watercooler, taking back to the sanctuary of his well

by ncfc_Tooze Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:06 am

Mcmanus walks round the corner, And sees the bunch of wrestlers surrounding the poor kid.
He looks at them and shakes his head and pulls his hood up over his head and quickly runs to his car so that he isnt spotted by the kid.

by Uryu Ishida Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:06 am

*Uryu looks at it*

Uryu: Hey kid, want to take Johnny 5 away with you?

*passes him a trolly and loads it with the cooler and smiles*

Uryu: next time, no cpu upgrades

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:08 am

The Scorpion Pushes Uryu and Picks up the Kid By the collar!

TS: i despite You!

by President Trump Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:09 am

The kid looks at The Scorpion and laughs

TK: Its despise MOR..ON

by Marsh Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:11 am

Marshall Murdoch suddenly realises how it must look to many passes by, to see a group of fully grown men in wrestling gear surrounding a small child. He nervously wanders off, hoping to avoid being photographed by nearby onlookers

by President Trump Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:13 am

A local priest walks towards the kid rubbing his hands with glee until he notices a fan taking pictures and decides to leave

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:14 am

Scorpion Chucks the kid to the ground and takes his pen and
the shirt only to be seen ripping the Poopie and breaking it

TS: There You Go !

by ncfc_Tooze Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:14 am

mcmanus drives past them and shakes his head once more
but the boy sees him and points at the car

boy- is that the car that the door slammed into Chris Patricks, the champ was left down
The Parasite Killers suck for doing that.

the boy begins to cry as mcmanus speeds past the group

by Beer Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:16 am

The little boy lies on the ground as Scorpion straddles him, whit his pen in his hand......

LB: Help! I need an adult!! STRUGGLE SNUGGLE, STRUGGLE SNUGGLE!!!

by Marsh Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:18 am

A crowd of onlookers are discussing the goings on whilst watching in besument

Onlooker: You know, that reminds me of something my auntie used to do to me

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:19 am

Scorpion Throws the pen to the ground only to pull out a gun

he points it at the kid and the others

TS: Try Me!

by President Trump Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:20 am

Another onlooker turns to the first

Onlooker 2: My uncle use to do that to me....but from behind Crying or Very sad

by Nay Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:20 am

Nay walks past with a Dominos Pizza looks at the little boy crying and gives him a slice the pizza to cheer him up.

Nay: And remember kid, when the scorpion appears again and he will, Tell him you have the no feeling, and that your bodies nobodies body but yours.

by Lee Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:21 am

Logan comes bounding in and slaps the lips off scorpion forcing him to drop the gun

by ncfc_Tooze Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:24 am

Kevin Kelly appears

KK- Someone Help, Someone ring the Police, Scorpion has a gun

MW- Dont Worry we are ringing them

KK- Do it quickly, Hes going to shoot

The camera fuzzes off.

As it comes back on the police are arresting Scorpion

this was a rip off of the famous pillman has a gun scene from a 1997 raw

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:36 am

scorpion fights back press a button as he does so a count time beings as scorpion teleport outs a bomb goes off causing the 6WF tower to fall , with scorpion being the only survivalist

by Beer Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:43 am

The little boy and the other wrestlers stare at Scorpion who appears to have gone insane, laughing maniacally and making explosion noises....

by Uryu Ishida Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:43 am

*Uryu survives by singing "Having a Wonderful Time" by Tiny Tim

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:45 am

Scorpion Leaves as Clarke seems to be turning into a zombie

by **Crimey** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:46 am

Scorpion is seen screaming and running from the scene screaming zombie leaving a very confused group of people. A trail of urine follows where Scorpion has ran off.

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:49 am

No.! stop changing the words

by Marky Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:45 am

Scorpion turns and bumps into an unwitting Max Adamson, Scorpion bounces off Adamson and into the path of an oncoming bus!

Max: See that?! I ended his career! That was for Triple D you son of a gun!

by Bull Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:46 am

scorpion gets back up!

TS: What was that?

by Marky Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:50 am

Max: It was a bus.

by Adam D Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:51 am

from out of nowehere Dr Shoe appears. Followed by Saint who RKOs him.

Sainty: Boy - havent done that for a while but boy did it feel good.

by Guest Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:01 am

Dr Shoe gets up and locks in the testicular claw on The Saint who begins to cry like a little girl.

by AberdeenSteve Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:05 am

Rasta walks into shot, passes the kid a blunt and they get completely chonged.

Rasta ask the kids; "Does dat man really tink he is a scorpion mon?"

Kid; "Aye mon, aye....."

by Guest Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:14 am

The camera pans to the left to reveal River Ace, with his EDL cohorts...

Rasta: Shocked

by Marsh Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:18 am

River signals for his cohorts to get rid of Rasta, a few moments later four of them return wheeling in an atomic bomb

The Scorpion promptly sues for copyright and a team of lawyers remove the atomic bomb from the scene

by AberdeenSteve Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:21 am

The scene then changes from the 6CWF arena to a local court room. There are several local neds in attendance and Scorpion is happily chatting away, drinking a bottle of ribena.

We then see the small child sat in the witness box. A lawyer walks up to him with a doll and asks the small child where Scorpion touched him. The small child then begins to cry ...

by Guest Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:25 am

In the seating gallery in the court room, Longinus drinks the last drops from a bottle contained hidden in a brown paper bag. He stands up and shouts.

"I object your honour!"

by Gcass Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:56 am

The Shadow arrives on scene and gives the kid a Scorpion action figure.

Shadow: Where did the Scorpion hurt you?

LB: (coyly) here, and here, and here

All the 6CWF roster in unison turn to the Scorpion: warning

The Saint takes great pleasure ringing social services

by Guest Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:20 am

Scorpion's justification; He did it for The Rock...

by BlueDragon1205 Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:55 am

Blue Dragon Bumps into Mt Dangerous backstage

BD: Dont I know you??

by **ADMIN** Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:39 pm

Mr Dangerous looks back at Blue Dragon.

Mr D: I'm an 8 time, 8 time... aw shut up.

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