Wimps v Warriors
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Wimps v Warriors
Based on real international players, if you were to *only* see a team sheet before taking to the pitch and not know anything about the players ... what names would have you quaking in your boots? And what names would make you feel like you were going to sweep the team off the pitch?
Let's list candidates, and after a while let's see if we can make two entire teams: wimps v warriors
Wimps:
Least Formidable:
1 John Yapp (Wales)
2
3 James Slipper (Aus)
4 Nathan Budgett (wales)
5
6 Kelly Brown (Sco) (sorry Kelly is a girl's name)
7 David Pocock (Aus)
8 Michael Owen (Wales) (lol)
9 Piri Weepu (NZ)
10
11 Nikki Walker (Sco)
12 Benoit Baby (Fra)
13 De Wet Barry (SA)
14 Cory Jane (NZ)
15 Leigh Halfpenny (Wales)
16
17
18
19
20
21
22 Topsy Ojo (Eng)
Warriors:
1 Benjamin Kayser (Fra)
2
3
4
5
6
7 Victor Vito (NZ)
8 Andy Powell (Wal)
9 Isaac Boss (Ire)
10 Phil Godman (Sco)
11 Rene Ranger (NZ)
12 Toby Flood (Eng)
13 Mathieu Bastareaud (Fra)
14 Sitiveni Sivivatu (NZ)
15 Israel Dagg (NZ)
16
17
18
19
20
21 Freddie Burns (Eng)
22 Regan King (NZ)
I found that backs, especially number 10s, tend to have much more colourful names: left out Pat Lambie, Butch James amongst others and had to stick Flood at 12.
Help me out here!
Let's list candidates, and after a while let's see if we can make two entire teams: wimps v warriors
Wimps:
Least Formidable:
1 John Yapp (Wales)
2
3 James Slipper (Aus)
4 Nathan Budgett (wales)
5
6 Kelly Brown (Sco) (sorry Kelly is a girl's name)
7 David Pocock (Aus)
8 Michael Owen (Wales) (lol)
9 Piri Weepu (NZ)
10
11 Nikki Walker (Sco)
12 Benoit Baby (Fra)
13 De Wet Barry (SA)
14 Cory Jane (NZ)
15 Leigh Halfpenny (Wales)
16
17
18
19
20
21
22 Topsy Ojo (Eng)
Warriors:
1 Benjamin Kayser (Fra)
2
3
4
5
6
7 Victor Vito (NZ)
8 Andy Powell (Wal)
9 Isaac Boss (Ire)
10 Phil Godman (Sco)
11 Rene Ranger (NZ)
12 Toby Flood (Eng)
13 Mathieu Bastareaud (Fra)
14 Sitiveni Sivivatu (NZ)
15 Israel Dagg (NZ)
16
17
18
19
20
21 Freddie Burns (Eng)
22 Regan King (NZ)
I found that backs, especially number 10s, tend to have much more colourful names: left out Pat Lambie, Butch James amongst others and had to stick Flood at 12.
Help me out here!
KickAndChase- Posts : 738
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Warriors
1) Guthro Steenkamp
2) Sean Hardman
4) Vakhtang Maisuradze
5) Ockhurt Van Zyl
6) Rocky Elsom
17)Bismarck Du Plessis
18) Mako Vunipola
19) Shane Cleaver
20) Mamuka Gorgodze
1) Guthro Steenkamp
2) Sean Hardman
4) Vakhtang Maisuradze
5) Ockhurt Van Zyl
6) Rocky Elsom
17)Bismarck Du Plessis
18) Mako Vunipola
19) Shane Cleaver
20) Mamuka Gorgodze
sirtidychris- Posts : 854
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Tim Payne (Eng)
Not sure what side he props, but has one of the best lastnames in the business, if only his firstname was Max...
Not sure what side he props, but has one of the best lastnames in the business, if only his firstname was Max...
shonun- Posts : 5
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Flood does conjure up an image of sweeping away the position but I'm sorry the name Toby wipes out his surname and puts him in the Wimps. Outside him can be Will Cup of Tea Carling.
Any Afrikaans or Polynesian or Melanesian name sounds warrior like.
Percy Montgomery should replace Halfpenny.
Michael I Lynagh sounds positively girly for the wimps.
Frank Skinner is a good prop name for the Warriors.
Any Afrikaans or Polynesian or Melanesian name sounds warrior like.
Percy Montgomery should replace Halfpenny.
Michael I Lynagh sounds positively girly for the wimps.
Frank Skinner is a good prop name for the Warriors.
kiakahaaotearoa- Posts : 8287
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
For Warriors like Andrew Hore at 2.
justified sinner- Posts : 1042
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
I was going to put Andrew Hore in the wimp column. Also Toby Flood - how can you be a tough guy and named Toby?justified sinner wrote:For Warriors like Andrew Hore at 2.
For tough guys - warriors, if you like - simply populate your list with Georgians. Easy.
doctor_grey- Posts : 12354
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Schalks Burger and Brits sound like they should be in the Warriors
Martin Corry has a flinty quality to it (for non-geographers, a corrie or cirque is a basin ripped out of a mountainside by a glacier)
Felipe Contepomi at 10 for the Wimps?
Even Martin Johnson sounds kind of innocuous, but not as soft as Ben Kay
Martin Corry has a flinty quality to it (for non-geographers, a corrie or cirque is a basin ripped out of a mountainside by a glacier)
Felipe Contepomi at 10 for the Wimps?
Even Martin Johnson sounds kind of innocuous, but not as soft as Ben Kay
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Shoite, there'll be trouble now :run&hide:
AsLongAsBut100ofUs- Posts : 14129
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
How about Rory Best for the wimps? Or Keith Wood for the warriors?
Thomond- Posts : 10663
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Wimp - Courtney Laws at 4
Girls name.
Warriors - Sam Warburton, he has freaking WAR in his name, hes a warrior.
Girls name.
Warriors - Sam Warburton, he has freaking WAR in his name, hes a warrior.
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Warrior - Gerome Galleon at 9
Wimps - Danny Care at 9
Wimps - Danny Care at 9
Rava- Posts : 9507
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
IronMike wrote:Wimp - Courtney Laws at 4
Girls name.
Warriors - Sam Warburton, he has freaking WAR in his name, hes a warrior.
Warburton's is a brand of sliced bread. No.
What if we changed Toby Flood to Tobias Flood?
Keep 'em coming ..!
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Wimps
Benoit Baby
Jason or Walter Little
Stirling Mortlock
A 'Little (w)Horan' is a warrior tradition and would be good for team bonding
Benoit Baby
Jason or Walter Little
Stirling Mortlock
A 'Little (w)Horan' is a warrior tradition and would be good for team bonding
boomeranga- Posts : 794
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
George Harder, and Epi Taione (during the brief period when he changed his name to Paddy Power) for the Warriors. Mamuka Gorgodze needs to be in the Warriors too. His surname overcomes a dodgy first name.
Which team would you put John Eales in?
Fran Cotton and Bill Beaumont would make a fine (if deceptive) addition to the Wimps. Josh Lewsey also doesn't sound like a winner (pardon the pun)
Which team would you put John Eales in?
Fran Cotton and Bill Beaumont would make a fine (if deceptive) addition to the Wimps. Josh Lewsey also doesn't sound like a winner (pardon the pun)
Poorfour- Posts : 6428
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
[quote="Poorfour"]
Which team would you put John Eales in?
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It might depend on what sort of pre-season he has had. The wikipage on Eels says "Eel blood is toxic to humans[6] and other mammals[7][8][9], but the cooking process destroys the toxic protein." Under-done he could be a warrior, but on a hot day with a little garlic he's Nobody to fear.
Which team would you put John Eales in?
quote]
It might depend on what sort of pre-season he has had. The wikipage on Eels says "Eel blood is toxic to humans[6] and other mammals[7][8][9], but the cooking process destroys the toxic protein." Under-done he could be a warrior, but on a hot day with a little garlic he's Nobody to fear.
boomeranga- Posts : 794
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Marcus Rose as the full back for the wimps team (and in his case it didn't change opinions much if you saw him play). Alternatively, Matt Babycham (sorry, should say Perry) - named after a girly drink.
Also think Dylan Hartley sounds like a wimpy nerd's name - perhaps it's all over-compensating?
Not sure whether Daniel Grewcock quite fits in the wimps list, although you do have Pocock in there, so maybe (although of course he would have to be excluded by suspension for violent conduct).
Also think Dylan Hartley sounds like a wimpy nerd's name - perhaps it's all over-compensating?
Not sure whether Daniel Grewcock quite fits in the wimps list, although you do have Pocock in there, so maybe (although of course he would have to be excluded by suspension for violent conduct).
dummy_half- Posts : 6497
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
I forgot Dean Mumm for the Wimps, although having witnessed child birth, it is an unfair selection.
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boomeranga- Posts : 794
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Warrior - Shane Horgan, Stephen Ferris, Sterling Mortlock, Peter Stringer(gotta have the little man in there).
Wimp - Elton Flatley, Vincent Clerc.
Wimp - Elton Flatley, Vincent Clerc.
westisbest- Posts : 7932
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Oz front row 2003 - Matt Dunning, Brendon Cannon, Al Baxter
propdavid_london- Posts : 3546
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Warrior Dan Lydiate anyone who comes back after breaking his kneck at 19 to play for his country has got to be classed as a warrior
irnbrew- Posts : 100
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Pat Lam sounds like stroking a sheep......
Inga the winga sounds like a conan character....
David Duckham sounds quite wet...
Loki Crighton sounds like a norse god....until you hear his second name...
Zinzan Brooke sounds tough...until you bring in the Valentine part
and ...Wade Dooley???
Inga the winga sounds like a conan character....
David Duckham sounds quite wet...
Loki Crighton sounds like a norse god....until you hear his second name...
Zinzan Brooke sounds tough...until you bring in the Valentine part
and ...Wade Dooley???
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Re: Wimps v Warriors
Surprised nobody has mentioned Joe Rokocoko, Tony Woodcock or Danny Grewcock for the Warriors yet
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