Trash Talk XXXVIII

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6CWF is an efed set on these 606 boards and has a great selection of promoers. It is currently run by Mat and JJ Johnson

Trash Talk is the place where all the 6wFers have the chance to talk about anything and everything (within reason!). It's also a place where newbies can enquire about entering the mad, mad world of 6CWF.

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Y I Man wrote:Afternoon all.

There is one place available in the WWA (works exactly the same as the furious league, but with wrestlers)
Anyone fancy a crack at it?

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Did you get Marky's message?

I should write to the authors of "the Bible" and ask them to put my quote on the sleeve - reckon it would get them a few more sales:

Its a bit like the film "the Prestige" but with sandals.

I did KB and he's in, thanks mate.

Adam D wrote:I should write to the authors of "the Bible" and ask them to put my quote on the sleeve - reckon it would get them a few more sales:

Its a bit like the film "the Prestige" but with sandals.

The Authors?

Who actually 'wrote' the bible?

King Beer wrote:

Adam D wrote:I should write to the authors of "the Bible" and ask them to put my quote on the sleeve - reckon it would get them a few more sales:

Its a bit like the film "the Prestige" but with sandals.

The Authors?

Who actually 'wrote' the bible?

Moses, whilst he was on that boat type thing.

Firstly Dex their not my heroes, heck we don't even know the names yet. I wouldn't say that any footballers currently playing are my heroes.


Do you know what KB, I really couldn't give a damn what you think of me. You know nothing about me whatsoever.

The Clarke James character has got to be the most boring character in the fed at the moment, heck I'd go further and say that its the most boring character in the history of e-fedding. You were bought in as part of a planned storyline and didn't have to work your way up the card like so many others (including myself). Lets see, did you read the turn from Gregers to Chaos? Probably not. After all you were not in the fed at that time. Therefore the fact that the emporium as an idea was started about 4 months before Born in Fire and therefore before the formation of the COH.

Oh I'm sorry that the kidnap angle was done with Longinus and Rapture, I'll make sure never to do anything even remotely similar to any other storyline that anyone has ever thought of. Whilst we're at it why don't I just make Chaos into a bland face with nothing that makes him stand out. Oh no wait you've already done that. Better not do that then. Whilst we're at it how many kidnap angles have been done throughout wrestling history? So its not as if its never been done before now is it.

Have you actually read any of the pm's that I have sent throughout the 2 years I've been doing this to JJ, Mat or Crimey? Of course not because you're not a gm now are you. Believe it or not you're not important when it comes to 6WF and yet you parade around trash talk turning it into a vulgar mess and insulting anyone who isn't in your little group of na99ers.

The most boring and stale character? Well that once again is Clarke James. You returned and I've got to admit I was a fan of your return. However what have you done since then? Feuded on and on and one against Marshall and failed to win anything.

"I'm Clarke Judas James and I will take down the Church, I will get revenge on Marshall"

Hope thats going as well for you as it appears. Hero carried you into the fed, Marshall carried you during your tag run and Longinus and JJ have carried you throughout your boring as fack face run.

Believe it or not but I am not that up myself, the reason I wrote that promo before hand is that I knew I would be ridiculously busy the following week due to final year project work and hence wanted to make it as good as I could. Given that I believed that if Chaos didn't win then the feud would be over and I would have a new direction I didn't bother writing an alternative promo. As for being in top 5's I cant remember ever begging anyone to be put in their lists.

The greats of my time here:
Cassius, Hero, Saint, Crimey, Snakey - And I wouldn't even imagine mentioning myself as even a 10th as good as them

I don't get why you bother with this KB, I don't know about you but I love writing the promos and reading the shows. As I'm better at writing heel promos than face ones I'm more than used to losing the vast majority of matches on the shows. Chaos is a character that I would love to be in one of the real wrestling feds as he has a moveset made up of my favourite moves. Having said that having to defend myself against cretins such as yourself makes the whole experience a whole lot less fun. Which afterall is what this is supposed to be isn't it?

I just as well leave then if I insult you that much

I thought Moses sailed in a basket.
Hence - Moses Basket

Whoa whoa whoa, whats happening here?

Gregers, KB, you are in 6WF because you both enjoy it, no need to have a pop at eachother about it and taking the p out of eachothers character.

(For the record, Hobo is the most boring)

Oh yeah, that was Noah. As you can all see, I am a devote Christian.

But I will admit, YI and myself are the masters of the kidnap angle

Buy we copied it from when Clarissa got kidnapped Steve

Oops, did i say that out loud?

I'm keeping out of this for the most part, but even I admit that during our tag team run KB was easily the better promo'er out of the two of us, I'd like to think it's evened itself out, but at the start there was a large gulf in class

I dont think the quality of promos really matters. With 6WF its the taking part that counts. As long as we all have a laugh doing it, thats what matters.

Nobody is as good as Cassius.

Top 5's?

Try Top 1's!

Copied? We copied nothing. Mat got that idea from me dammit!

Electric Demon wrote:Nobody is as good as Cassius.

Top 5's?

Try Top 1's!

And is very humble too

Oh, and Fozzy kick ass!!

Besides Everybody's knows Nays the mist boring charachter all he does is drink buckfast snd sleep with hookers

The first kidnap angle I recall from 6WF was when Crimelord kidnapped Michael Wire.

And your post was increibly offensive Gregers. How dare you not include me in the top 5 list? Shocking!

And thanks YI Explains why you didnt promo for our match - you were obviously bored into a coma.

As for who wrote the bible - Mills and Boon.

I did promo for our match Hobo!
I signed your t-shirt and sent it back to you (you must have missed it)
I didnt promo this week as had other stuff happening.

You were 6th Hobo

On Mrs G's list you were 2nd tho...

Good comeback....

Oh god, insult my character how will i ever get to sleep at night?! Oh god, i haven't won a title since i returned?

URGENT PM FOR MAT

You can all guess what that is.

So i've feuded with Marshall and it's bored you? My apologies, maybe you can send another PM to Mat and criticise him seeing as he's the one that makes the storylines happen. Luckily for me i do this as a laugh and giggle to make work life a little bit more 'fun'. I'm not gonna cry into my chemistry set cause i don't get a title run. Or cause Gregers gets his knickers in a knot.

Oh, i didn't work my way up the card, how rude of me. You're absolutely right to criticise me, please, build me a time machine so i can return to the day i read Hero's message and not join his stable when he was main eventing. Jesus Christ. What did you expect would happen? The best e-fedder to have graced 6WF (possibly) creates a stable and the people who joined him don't get elevated?! Are you nuts? And i think you'll find that myself and Marshall have both been very humble about the fact that we were lucky to get to where we are.

I may bring a vulgar feel to TT at times, so sue me, so do many others on here, the same 'others' who agree with my comments on you, they just choose to put up with you. It's the internet, you can't, nor will you ever silence opinions or police it. And you're certainly not gonna change how i act. I'll turn it in when the red pen of Hero or Adam comes out.

just as well leave then if I insult you that much

Well let me break the violin out. Seriously, i would rather leave. If you actually take people's opinions of your imaginary wrestler to heart then crack on.

Fact is, if you had a problem with the comments you could've PM'd me and kept it civil and out of public eye, or gone crying to Hero, but you didn't.

Marshall wrote:I'm keeping out of this for the most part, but even I admit that during our tag team run KB was easily the better promo'er out of the two of us, I'd like to think it's evened itself out, but at the start there was a large gulf in class

I appreciate the comment mate but your best off out of this one!

Spoiler:

the best e-fedder to have graced 6WF (possibly) creates a stable and the people who joined him don't get elevated?!

Thank you - the Producers did indeed win the Tag titles

Right pair of you to different naughty steps whilst you both take a breather.
It stops here and I don't want to see a reply, smarky comment etc afterwards that's baiting the other or causing it to kick off again.

KB I genuinely don't care what you think of my pretend wrestler, however let's be honest how many times have you insulted me or had a go at me for no reason over the past few weeks. As for policing the internet, isn't that what you do with your little group of friends?

Anyways I'm not bothering with bickering any longer, I have a dissertation to finish which is far more important than discussing which make believe character irritates the other more.

Wow!

Hero has "11111" posts.
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(Hero I didn't see your post before posting a reply so sorry that it comes after yours)

I take it i can't reply?

King Beer wrote:I take it i can't reply?

Congratulations on your 6000th post, you win a thumbs up from me

King Beer wrote:I take it i can't reply?

up to you but....

Spoiler:

No!

Come on you two, it's something to relieve the tedium of work etc, really not worth an argument over. I'll crank out McGillicutty chat and talk about the time playing D&D where I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

Post "11112" was a disappointment on reflection!

I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

Euphemism?

Y I Man wrote:

I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

Euphemism?

No but it is a subliminal warning!

Macclads wrote:No!

Come on you two, it's something to relieve the tedium of work etc, really not worth an argument over. I'll crank out McGillicutty chat and talk about the time playing D&D where I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

Anything but that!

Macclads wrote: where I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

and the world is a better place for it, make no mistake

Hero's weekend is all planned out:

Spoiler:

WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL IS IN HIS HAND?

Adam D wrote:Post "11112" was a disappointment on reflection!

I just spat my coke out.

Electric Demon wrote:WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL IS IN HIS HAND?

his man sausage?

Macclads wrote:No!

Come on you two, it's something to relieve the tedium of work etc, really not worth an argument over. I'll crank out McGillicutty chat and talk about the time playing D&D where I rolled up on my d20's 3 times in a row and one shot killed the Kobold Bandit Lord.

He started it.

It wasn't D&D I was playing on that before Dicey pipes up to say I coudn't have rolled up on my d20s. It was a game called Runequest where I was a one armed Samurai wielding a nodachi. I split the Kobald in two with one blow.

To lighten the mood;

Spoiler:

Macclads wrote:It wasn't D&D I was playing on that before Dicey pipes up to say I coudn't have rolled up on my d20s. It was a game called Runequest where I was a one armed Samurai wielding a nodachi. I split the Kobald in two with one blow.

There was this one time, at band camp, i stuck a flute in my.....

My computer won't let me open those spoilers

I feel so left out!

Macclads wrote: I split the Kobald in two with one blow.

Missus E
Missus U
Missus PHE
Missus M
Missus I
Missus SM?

Electric Demon wrote:

Macclads wrote: I split the Kobald in two with one blow.

Missus E
Missus U
Missus PHE
Missus M
Missus I
Missus SM?

Euphemism?

A police escort just went down my road with two identical white Porsche Panameras, should we speculate who it might have been?

Maybe the Chuckle Brothers, one in each car?