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The One Word Story
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The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
Legend- Posts : 3872
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on.
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided
Swanseadabber- Posts : 340
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 57
Location : Larkhall, Scotland, ex Swansea
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
Join date : 2011-02-07
Age : 32
Location : Buckinghamshire
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
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Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
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Age : 32
Location : Buckinghamshire
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open.
Solerina- Posts : 2250
Join date : 2011-01-28
Location : Button Moon
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
Join date : 2011-02-07
Age : 32
Location : Buckinghamshire
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
Join date : 2011-02-07
Age : 32
Location : Buckinghamshire
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
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Age : 32
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