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The One Word Story
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The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy
Holymiky- Posts : 8478
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor
Swanseadabber- Posts : 340
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
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Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed
Bobby Roode- Posts : 328
Join date : 2011-01-26
Age : 43
Location : Manchester
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating
Swanseadabber- Posts : 340
Join date : 2011-02-13
Age : 57
Location : Larkhall, Scotland, ex Swansea
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting
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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpect Warrior's
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpect Warrior's
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood.
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood.
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally,
hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally,
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
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Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in
Legend- Posts : 3872
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Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in certain
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in certain
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night
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Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his
Legend- Posts : 3872
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Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass
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Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page
Legend- Posts : 3872
Join date : 2011-02-13
Location : No longer behind you
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
theundisputedY2D2- Posts : 4205
Join date : 2011-01-25
Age : 42
Location : Down By The Clyde, Near The SECC - You Can't Miss It!
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At
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