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The One Word Story
First topic message reminder :
The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...
Once...
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents.
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents.
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then,
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then,
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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands
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by theundisputedY2D2 Today at 1:48 pm
.Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of
by theundisputedY2D2 Today at 1:48 pm
.Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life.
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life.
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs
Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but
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Age : 42
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also
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Re: The One Word Story
Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted
which tasted wierd.
When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.
Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.
Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.
Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.
Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.
At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted
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