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Post by Legend Tue 22 Mar 2011, 4:13 pm

First topic message reminder :

The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves'
pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his
trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a
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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:34 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:48 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off

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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:57 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:10 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:14 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:09 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents.

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:37 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then,
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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:43 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:44 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 1:48 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands

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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:15 pm

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.Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:16 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:20 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:21 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:21 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women

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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:22 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:23 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:24 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood
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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:24 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:25 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:26 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:28 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:33 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:34 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:34 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:35 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life.
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:36 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:37 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:10 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when

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Post by Legend Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 3:39 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers

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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:02 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:07 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's

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Post by David Tails Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:12 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:59 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but

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Post by Stealth Maestro Agro Love Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:23 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeces
which tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in
every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted

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