England: the Dad's Army thread

[Portnoy]

A light-hearted article:

In 2003 England were dubbed as Dad's Army - and were - well they did OK.

Every post must have a D's A cliche/quote.

I used one up earlier today with

Oh dear.

Auntie just quoted that Lancaster wants Farrell 'on board'.

We're done for!

We'rrre Doooomed!

[wickedwasp]

Don't tell him your name, Pike!

My favourite

[Geordie]

Stupid Boy!

[dragonbreath]

Stupid Boy!

Will we be saying in 6 months time

Look it's a Lancaster bombing

No I wish well really. Seems a nice fella

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

(Permission to speak sir?)

Stupid Boy!

Care Hartley or Armitage?

[Mr Bounce]

Does this mean that David Wilson the Prop should now be known as Sergeant Wilson???

[mr_stonelea]

Lancaster will bring back Hape and Tindall and David Wilson will be saying in a camp way "Do you think that's really wise Sir?"

Lancaster will reply, "don't worry, if we lose we'll console ourselves with some of Sister Dolly's delicious upside down cakes"

[gregortree]

"Don't panic Sir, they don't like it up 'em, them fuzzy wuzzies dont Sir"
(with oblique reference to Adam The Jones hairdo)

[Portnoy]

Private Godfrey Corbisiero (after 40 mins against the Bokke front row) : I say, Captain Mainwaring, do you mind if I toddle off home now? My sister's rather expecting me home for tea.

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