Trash Talk redux

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6CWF is a E-fed that started 5 years ago on the BBC. Since then, it has gone from strength to strength (although the quality did dip when The Brahma Bull joined, but thankfully its got better again).

From characters stuck in the 80's to bank robberies gone awry (RIP Mr Johnson), 6CWF has seen it all (including two girls, 1 cup).

Trash Talk is the place to chat about the wonderful world of 6CWF.

And feel free to join - just let the GMs know and they will give you some instructions. The GMs are currently Mat and King Beer, so drop them a PM.

Have a great day.

PaulMac wrote: Even have a semi permament desk

Does it have a low boiling point?

Morning Lexy!

This is getting beyond funny, to just plain rude now, I like showing off my padlock collection and the floor is as good a place as any! and My voice never broke properly so I can't speak any lower!

But hey it's better than being up my own ass like those from Chester, imagine the smell :P

....I know nothing of Kent so.......psh!

You're all dead to me.

Especially Dicey.

Question of the day...

Top five favourite regional accents in the UK
&
Top five least favourite regional accents in the UK

how is that going to end well Hero? HOW lol

Who the hell pays that much attention to accents?

Question of the day what did you like most about Beer's promo, list 5 in order of preference 1 being favourite part and 5 being the least fave

Top five favourite regional accents in the UK for me

1. West Country
2. Geordie
3. North Wales
4. Lancashire
5. Yorkshire

The Norfolk one is awesome

I couldn't answer that - I haven't a clue.

I spent six months in Liverpool 10 years ago ad it is where me and my wife got together so I only have positive things to say about the place

I don't have a favourite accent but I hate the cockney or more to the point mockney accents in London and surrounding counties. Strange seeing as I am from that area which is :
1. Why I left - Not entirely but kind of
2. Why I have spent so long changing my accent to non descript middle class

Yeah Dicey I agree - My gut says wait and see what happens at Escalation but I hate not promoing for a show

1) Indian
2) Bangladeshi
3) Turkish
4) Chinese
5) Geordie

All right lads and lasses,break tme and its going really slow lol

Nice promos BD, Tooze and Beer. Very nice

I purposefully changed my accent too, Lex - from South Welsh to non-descrip middle class English.

Lee wrote:Nice promos BD, Tooze and Beer. Very nice

Thanks mate.

Would you like to be world champion?

erm, sure why not lol

Back to work chaps caych ya all later

So if you're in charge of posting the show Beer, may I ask when the hell you plan to do it?

Electric Demon wrote:I purposefully changed my accent too, Lex - from South Welsh to non-descrip middle class English.

I bet you sound gay.

Like a wrestler version of Louie Spence.

Cheers Lee

King Beer wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:I purposefully changed my accent too, Lex - from South Welsh to non-descrip middle class English.

I bet you sound gay.

Like a wrestler version of Louie Spence.

I do sound a bit gay to be fair

I picked West Country mainly because I think women with a West Country usually sound up for it.
Redhead with a west country accent and I'd be in heaven.

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:I purposefully changed my accent too, Lex - from South Welsh to non-descrip middle class English.

I bet you sound gay.

Like a wrestler version of Louie Spence.

I do sound a bit gay to be fair

Don't we all.

"Women with a West Country accent usually sound up for it", sounds like the defence plea of a r@pist

Don't think I do in my promos just plain wrong

King Beer wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:I purposefully changed my accent too, Lex - from South Welsh to non-descrip middle class English.

I bet you sound gay.

Like a wrestler version of Louie Spence.

I do sound a bit gay to be fair

Don't we all.

Why would I sound like "a wrestler" version of Louie Spence?
What would that even sound like? Simultaneously gruff and camp.
Imagine Triple H with John Inman's voice

Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF wrote:Don't think I do in my promos just plain wrong

You implied that you were indulging in sexual relations with a cricket bat, how is that no wrong?

Electric Demon wrote:"Women with a West Country accent usually sound up for it", sounds like the defence plea of a r@pist

Glad I live 200 miles away from the West Country then!

Trevor Swann would just like to say "I did not have sexual relations with a cricket bat."

What accent does Miss Jessica have.

I have it down as a whirlwind of Manc, Scouse and Californian in my head.

She's from East Cheshire (ie where I live)
We tend to sound like a posh version of a Lancashire accent so we still say the letter T instead of 'the' and 'Yer' instead of 'you'
So not really that posh at all, but posher than most Northerners

Lancashire Hotpot

*Imaginary

Who would play Miss Jessica in real life?

Zooey Deschanel?

If this man doesnt get a wildcard spot me and Mrs T will riot

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King Beer wrote:*Imaginary

Who would play Miss Jessica in real life?

Zooey Deschanel?

Good question... I'll have to think about that.

Zooey Deschanel is fine!

Karen Gillan or Deborah Ann Woll for me.

There's a woman in Neighbours, who looks like Nicole Kidman.
I could picture her playing Miss Jessica

Electric Demon wrote:There's a woman in Neighbours, who looks like Nicole Kidman.
I could picture her playing Miss Jessica

So Nicole Kidman would not be good enough then?

Kidman has lost it, ever since she left that short fella?

Barry Chuckle?

King Beer wrote:Kidman has lost it, ever since she left that short fella?

Hasn't he been touching up male masseurs or something?
Dirty dog
As if the real Nicole Kidman and the girl from Dawson's Creek aren't enough for one lifetime

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Kidman has lost it, ever since she left that short fella?

Hasn't he been touching up male masseurs or something?
Dirty dog
As if the real Nicole Kidman and the girl from Dawson's Creek aren't enough for one lifetime

Wasn't that John Travolta? Or are they all at it?

Scientologists - all the same
They're all on the fiddle I bet

Best accent in the UK has to be the West country one, funny as hell

Worst - all the rest

Marshall wrote:

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:Kidman has lost it, ever since she left that short fella?

Hasn't he been touching up male masseurs or something?
Dirty dog
As if the real Nicole Kidman and the girl from Dawson's Creek aren't enough for one lifetime

Wasn't that John Travolta? Or are they all at it?

John Travolta = Touching Up
Tom Cruise = Small Bloke

I don't think there has been a film staring both of them. Maybe it would be a mix between Striptease and Lord of The Rings. Cruise playing Frodo's younger brother.

Great promo's Tooze and JJ.....I know im missing someone

LONDON BABY YEAH!!!!

Guess who is training it down to that there London on the 19th!!



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The streets aren't paved in gold you know?