Trash Talk redux

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Of all the animals to cross. It's like saying I know lets cross a cat with a dog and have a cag.....oh hang on a minute won't it just end up chasing itself round in cricles the whole time.

Just watch mega shark vs giant octopus or mega shark vs crocosaurus absolutely brilliant films and are on most weeks on SyFy

Is that Shark-topus?

How about a human, and a centipede
That would be amazing
Where would the poo go though?

Poo-Bear?

How about a Man and a Fly how ugly would that be

Depends what man it was.
If it was someone like, say, I don't know, Jeff Goldblum, it could be pretty ugly.

I think a Spider type man could work though

Spider and a pig would be better...

Is it a man with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a spider?
Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

Either way, do they still get stuck in the bath?

Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

All he'd get is the power of speech

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

All he'd get is the power of speech

And the ability to take part in online wrestling organisations...

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

All he'd get is the power of speech

What about farting? Erections?

Do spiders get an erection?

Is that an admission Zoot you Spider-man hybrid freak

He'd promo 4 times faster

King Beer wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

All he'd get is the power of speech

What about farting? Erections?

Do spiders get an erection?

I don't know actually.
Next time I see one I'll show it some porn and let you know

Electric Demon wrote:

King Beer wrote:

Dicey Reilly wrote:

Or a spider with coincidentally beneficial abilities of a man?

All he'd get is the power of speech

What about farting? Erections?

Do spiders get an erection?

I don't know actually.
Next time I see one I'll show it some porn and let you know

Thanks.

Could you also put some liquid paper on a Bee and see what happens?

From Wikipedia so must be true:

Unlike many land-living arthropods, male spiders do not produce ready-made spermatophores (packages of sperm) but spin small sperm webs on to which they ejaculate and then transfer the sperm to syringe-like structures on the tips of their pedipalps.

Perdipalps are like legs so they would probably use them also for typing up promos in 6WF.... wouldn't want to use the keyboard afterwards though.

It's probably just the same as when Lee uses Blue Dragon's computer.

Or after Uryu has written a good promo with Clarissa.

It's probably like the same way I do what now?!

Electric Demon wrote:It's probably just the same as when Lee uses Blue Dragon's computer.

(Sorry. That's just a joke - because you're the only two who could conceivably use the same computer. (Apart from the Tooze's, but Mrs Tooze is too new to pick on... yet ))

Nando and Kenty live next door but one to each other

Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF wrote:Or after Uryu has written a good promo with Clarissa.

Also just a joke but wouldn't work with McManus and Jenny as they are two seperate people and Jenny is a lady. And wouldn't work with Cassius and Miss Jessica as Cassius doens't get turned ......

Lee wrote:Nando and Kenty live next door but one to each other

With the fit ginger between them?

lol no idea

Bummers are deaf.

What?

Sharktopus is one of my favourite films ever!

Shark - can only stay in the water
Octopus - can only stay in the water
Sharktopus - Can run around on land, eats cars, people and boats but for some reason isn't keen on Jetski's.

It's like having a cross between a penguin and an ostrich:

Penguin - can't fly
Ostrich - can't fly
Penguistrich - Can fly from London Gatwick to Amsterdam for only £25 one way * local taxes not included.

I think I flew Penguistrich on my holiday to Austria.

My wife and I watched "2 headed Shark Attack" the other week on Sci-Fi (home of the greatest films) and it featured boobies, lesbians, Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan (no, neither of those two were topless or lesbianing)

A mutated, two headed shark killing students and also managing to sink the desert island they were on by crashing into it while underwater.

I couldn't help but interrupt when Brooke Hogan tells someone "My dad was a mechanic"

I watched that and made Nay put it on too! haha

Marky wrote:
I couldn't help but interrupt when Brooke Hogan tells someone "My dad was a mechanic"

Did her dad say he invented cars?

There is a game on this forum, called "Pick a Letter"
Check it out.
I can't grasp what the fun aspect of it is.

Is it as bad as 'Last Poster is a Loser'?

King Beer wrote:Is it as bad as 'Last Poster is a Loser'?

Yeah I don't get that one simple way not to loose .... don't post?!?!

You cant beat the Limericks Thread

You're so Irish

Shouldn't there be a game in the games thread called alphabet wrestlers. Name a wrestler whose name starts with the last letter of the previous one. Now that I could dig davor suker.

I played that as a drinking game Zoot, it didnt end well.

Electric Demon wrote:You're so Irish

Guilty as charged

You're indian??

Got an advert banner for the "Disney Youth Soccer Cup"

Great for 2 reasons;

Disney Youth sounds like a white supremacist group headed by Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

I'm imagining a 5 a side game, with those massive characters in. It would be impossible to score past someone like Ursula from the Little Mermaid.

You mean its not a white supremacist group headed by Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake....damn it my kids will be disappointed

They could be made play against an all star Disney characters team in full costume

Commentator: OH NO!!! the guy in the Goofy suit has fallen over again...that head is just too big for any man

Donald Duck is a great choice for midfield. He would boss it.
Think Mickey and Pluto are too soft at the back though. I'd have taken Pumbaa and Buzz Lightyear