The Producers Movie Season Episode 1

comment by Big E - 606v2 dot com is the future (U10132003)
posted Jul 25, 2008

‘Movies’ by Alient Ant Farm plays and out come the Producers, led by Diablo. The 3 men climb into the ring which has been set up to look like a mini cinema – There is a popcorn machine and a row of cinema seats facing the titan tron. Diablo picks up a mic.

D: I just wanted to come out today and introduce a new concept in wrestling circles – the first time you incredible fans will be able to learn about your favourite 6wf stars without needing to go and buy some overpriced biography – no offence, Mick. So let me hand you over to the Producers for more details…

PT: Thanks, DB……Tonight, live in Birmingham....East Midlands (the crowd pop), we want you all to see the first in the 6WF movie season, brought to you by Trash TV.

HJ: We were commissioned to make a series of films that help you appreciate the trials and tribulations that each superstar has had to go through to get to where they are today. We were given a few guidelines by the BOD that we have adhered to…tell them PT..

PT: We had to use real people not actors……

Crowd: laugh

PT: We had to make them serious…no mickey taking….

Crowd: cheer

PT: We had to make them factually accurate….

Crowd: laugh and cheer

PT: so without further ado..we give you…..

HJ: “Rock ‘Rocky’ Johnson V 2 – a tribute”….enjoy.

The Producers and Diablo sit down on the cinema seats and share some popcorn as the lights dim and the Titantron flickers on…..

The screen is black...

Narrator: When Dwayne Johnson first learned that he was to become a father, he had not yet risen to fame. Even then, he knew what attributes would propel him to stardom and he wanted the same thing for his unborn son...

A grainy film shows Trish dressed as a pregnant woman with a one big, raised eyebrow. Prime Time is dressed as The Rock and is leaning in front of Trish's 'bump'

Rock: IF YA SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!

Trish: Quiet I'm sure that you could damag...

Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

Trish: But what are you doing?

Rock: I'm teaching him the catchphrases that will make him famous...you JABRONI!!

The scene fades to black...

After his birth, V2 disappointed his family; showing no signs of the talent that would eventually bring him to 6wf...

The image of a pram is shown, as the camera zooms it shows Hollywood's sticking through the pram sucking on a dummy. The Rock leans into the pram and can be seen poking V2's face


Trish: What are you doing?

Rock: I'm helping my son achieve his goals....look

The camera zooms back into the pram, The Rock is massaging V2's eyebrow trying to make one of them stay up

The screen fades to black...

Narrator: As his father shot to fame with the WWF, V2 struggled to distance himself from his father's glory, something that often landed him in trouble at school...

Hollywood is shown dressed as V2 in a cookery class, he is stirring a pot on the stove

V2: IF YA SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK V2 IS COOKING!!!

Teacher: Keep it quiet please!

V2 is shown taking something out of the oven

V2: Teacher – would you like to taste my strudel?

The scene cuts to V2 in detention

The screen fades to black...

And then cuts again to V2 on a rugby pitch. As one of the opposition runs past V2 he grabs him and delivers a Rock Bottom. The scene cuts to V2 in detention

The screen fades to black...

Narrator: “After school, V2 struggled to hold down a steady job. He drifted from one career to another, always ending with him being sacked”

The screen shows V2 working as a bricklayer, as he lays each brick on the wall he shouts...

V2: I lay the brick down on your bricky a55!!

He is later seen on the same building site talking to the electrician..

Sparky: Out of my way Rock! I am trying to wire up the house…

V2: I’m the man for the job – I am the most electrifying man in house wiring….

A big fight ensues as the screen fades to black…

The scene cuts to V2 dressed as a porter in a hospital. A patient covered in blood staggers in and collapses. V2 runs up to him and delivers a people's elbow to him.

The screen fades to black...

“Even his love life suffered. Every date seemed to end in disaster….”

V2 arrives at a restaurant with his date. Bubba Ray Duddley’s son is the Maitre D’.

BBR: Tables – get the Tables…ready for the Rock party of two…

The meal appears to be going well until someone stands up choking..

Diner: Does anyone know the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

Rock goes over and applies the Heimlich. The food flies out and the diner is relieved. V2 then delivers a rock bottom through a nearby table as everyone screams….

Narrator: V2 knew that he wanted to follow in his father's footsteps and become a professional wrestler, however he found it difficult to get a start in the industry. Many federations thinking they'd be ridiculed for taking him on just because of his father's name. Eventually he found somewhere that would...

V2 is shown walking into a building with a cardboard 6wf sign stuck above the door....

Narrator: Finally V2 had found a place where he was welcomed and went on to become one of the original 6wf members….

Fin

The lights in the arena go back up and the fans in the front row start throwing roses into the ring. The producers and Diablo take a bow…before ‘Movies’ plays again and they leave…