Trash Talk redux

First topic message reminder :

JJJohnson wrote:See Gary Hooper today?

Poor mans Sone Aluko

The Farmer! THE FARMER!!!

jeromedubois wrote:

Marky wrote:The important thing is we're a League 1 side, with money to reinvest after our FA Cup run and player sales, so we should be able to put a decent side together to consolidate in League 1.

Although we are two thirds of the way to a Triple Promotion

Hahaha indeed! Could do a Wimbledon 3 back to back promotions! Btw who will become the new Crawley manager? I thought Coppell might have been tempted to grasp the opportunity, but Brewster is starting to look like a good option!

Well most importantly you guys need to improve the attack, I find the midfield is relatively solid and always rated Scott Sheared, will be interesting to see who you buy, I wouldn't be surprised to see Jamie Vardy coming your way typical Crawley signing

Jamie Vardy will either stay at Fleetwood in League 2 or move to Championship level, League 1 isn't an option for him IMO.

Sean O'Driscoll is the favourite to be the new manager, did well at Doncaster getting them from League 1 to the Championship and is reportedly interested, I don't think Coppell will hang around, and I wouldn't agree Brewster is the right man for the job.

Couple of full backs, a new centre back, a winger or two, we might be alright for strikers but will wait and see.

I forgot he was out of a job O'Driscoll, he would be an awesome Manager to have, really liked some of the players he brought through at Scunthorpe. Given time he will do wonders with Crawley.

Just had my appraisal.
Escaped unscathed of any knowledge of 6WF once again.
Phew....

Walk into appraisal.

Well hello Mr...... or should I call you Mr Electric Demon or Mr Cassius Zhi or is that Miss Jessica? Which of your alter egos would you like to be today then?

Well done, Demon.

Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF wrote:Walk into appraisal.

Well hello Mr...... or should I call you Mr Electric Demon or Mr Cassius Zhi or is that Miss Jessica? Which of your alter egos would you like to be today then?

How mortifying would that be?
It's my one dread. I don't mind so much if they find out about my internet usage, and I get rightfully told off.
I would curl up and die if they actually looked at what it was used for

Morning

Leeseth

Yo, how you doing ED? Was too busy to reply yesterday, will get one up in a bit. then it's ON!

On like King Kong banging a gong! Can't wait.

I'm grand.
Got an annoying cough.

Dropped you a little PM by the way Lee

Gayboys.

Finished off the back and forth Sainty

Been a great session this week and looking forward to many more in the coming weeks.

Morning all

back at ya.

Howdy Beerboy

Seeing the Sheffield United pitch invasion brought back bad memories having sat through them do the exact same thing when they beat North End in the championship play offs a few years back. And after all that they promptly went and lost in the final!

Not exactly learnt their lesson from that

All right lads, We will do it this time,well hope so anyway lol.

Dinner time at work and cheese an brown sauce cobs, Yummy.

Cob is such a northern word.
I love the word cob.

When am in Sheffield its sarnie lolLbut hey, Wembley, Wembley, Were the famous Sheff united amd were going Wembley.

Right of for a fag then back to work catch ya layers all.

Reply up Marky

Right off for a fag then back to work catch ya layers all

To easy

Wears the Euphemism?

Can you wear a euphemism?

Zoot wears Euphemism for Men by Sean John

Sean John has two fragrances:

Wears the Euphemism? aswell as his follow up flavour called Does It.

Aftershave by Trash Talk

Nothing says edgey than wearing Racist

Nothing tells your man you love him than a bottle of Donkey Hater

Feedback - fragrance for men

Enjoy the subtle Eastern-inspired scent of Secret Pakistan

I'd completely forgot about Secret Pakistan

So did I good time...good times

You never forget a Secret Pakistan

Right if I ever do get to go on Pointless, I'm asking Richard for a 'secret pakistan'.

I don't know if it'll make the final cut though

Sent you a PM - the private scent for when you want everyone to know

If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself

Hi Mrs T how are you

Im alright, had a nice morning out, how are you

im good thanks Mrs T, do anything good?

Had Breakfast out, was also got a ring

A proposal?

Wow!
Congratulations!

They really do call him Mr Toozetastic!

We are so coming to the wedding

First ever TT wedding!

I've got to go and buy a tophat for the occasion (not sure why but I just want one)

Congratz Mr & Mrs T

We'll just all wear tophats whilst sat at our desks on the big day.
Just as a gesture

Conrgatulations looking forward to the first Trashy Wedding Obviously not Trashy in that sense.

Thanks guys

Iam so Happy

So what do we do now?
There should be some kind of celebration
A buffet
We can't just go back to talking about fragrances
A buffet

You will literally be Mrs. Toozetastic.
A buffet

I'll pretend Mrs Beer is a bridesmaid on your wedding night.

BOOM!

So will I

Sorry best I could do for a buffet.