Tactic Submission - Season 3

Please submit your tactics on this thread.
Tactics are to posted on or before every Sunday midnight. (If they are not posted on time you will automatically lose unless your opponent agrees to let you compete)

Rules Of Posting Weekly Shows
* Max of 5 Matches
* To be Written in Bullet Point Form
* 1 Bullet Point = 1 Line of Writing
* Max of 10 Bullet points per match

Loophole Championship Wrestling v Odnando Valley Wrestling


"Burn it down hits as OVW goes onto the air.

Jerry Lawler welcomes us to the season debut of OVW and hints at high flying action.

Match 1 - Super Crazy vs Sami Callihan - Falls Count Anywhere Match.

- Sami Callihan comes out to booing from the crowd whilst Super Crazy is cheered
- They lock up but Callihan takes a cheat shot by poking him in the eye.
- Callihan dominates Super Crazy by nailing a huge lariat leading to Super Crazy rolling out the ring.
- Callihan follows him and throws him into the crowd
- They fight through the crowd using various weapons and Super Crazy lands a chairshot knocking Callihan out onto a table.
- Super Crazy goes to the top tier of the arena and goes for the moonsault from the balcony which leads to the 3 count.

Winner : Super Crazy.

We go to ringside where Jerry Lawler goes through the action that just happened.

We go backstage where Dean Ambrose is sat in a corner rocking in a straight jacket shouting "All must pay for their sins"


Match 2 - Lord Tensai vs Jigsaw

- Tensai comes out to booing but just ignores them.
- Jigsaw jumps over the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault only for Tensai to catch him and throw him back into the ring head first.
- Tensai starts to beat down Jigsaw with a delayed underhook suplex followed by a Senton.
- Tensai blows green mist into Jigsaw eye's and lands a chokebomb for the 3 count.

Winner : Lord Tensai

After the match Lord Tensai continues to beat down Jigsaw eventually chokebombing him off the top rope through the commentary table.

We go backstage where Eric Bishcoff runs into El Generico who pleads for a match to earn an OVW Contract, Bishcoff agrees but it will be a ladder match.


Match 3 - El Generico vs ??? - Ladder Match
- El Generico waits in the ring for his opponent.
- "Way Of The Dragon" hits as Jushin Liger appears on the ramp and heads to the ring.
- Generico looks up at the contract hanging above the ring
- They lock up and Liger takes him down and goes for a handsprint moonsault
- Liger continues the assault eventually landing a fishermans buster. He rolls out the ring and slides the ladder in along with a table.
- Liger sets up the ladder below the contract with the table to the side
- Liger climbs up the ladder followed by Generico who lands a kick to the head and shoves him off the top through the table below
- Generico reaches up and pulls the contract down and signs it

Winner: El Generico

Eric Bischoff's music hits and he comes out and welcomes him to the roster. Only for Jay Lethal to attack him from behind and lays him out with the Lethal Injection.

We go ringside to Jerry Lawler who hypes tonights main event between Daniel Bryan and Jeff Hardy.

Main Event : Daniel Bryan vs Jeff Hardy

- Daniel Bryan comes out and chants YES as he heads down the ramp.
- Jeff Hardy comes out to a massive pop from the crowd.
- As the match starts Daniel Bryan grounds Hardy and works over the legs
- Jeff Hardy starts to fight back but gets caught with a roundhouse kick to the head.
- Hardy is on his knees and Bryan lands kicks to the chest and head whilst chanting YES! for a 2 count.
- Bryan pulls Hardy to hit feet only for Jeff to land a sitout jawbreaker which puts Bryan in the corner
- Hardy lands the rope dropkick and goes for the twist of fate
- Bryan reverses Hardy and locks in the YES! lock
- Hardy rolls it off and hits the twist of fate for the 3 count

Winner : Jeff Hardy

After the match Daniel Bryan rolls out the ring and heads to the back whilst Hardy celebrates.

"Institutionalized" hits which attracts Hardy's attention to the ramp as Dean Ambrose sneaks in behind and lays out Hardy with the Midnight Special. As the show goes off air

......... Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling v Bum Fight Promotions .........

The show opens with Chief Morley’s music and we see Morley walk down the ramp to the ring, tagging a few hands and signing a few autographs. Morley finally rolls in to the ring and waits for the cheers to die down.

Morley "Good evening and welcome to BUM FIGHTS!!!! The newest and baddest federation out there. I am your host and GM for the coming two months and what a two months its going to be. We are going to be starting our quest to crown 3 champions leading up to our first PPV in 5 weeks time. We are going to have a Heavyweight Champ of the world, a TV champion an a tag champion by the end of that first PPV. In fact we will have our TV champion in place after our second week. An it all kicks off this week."

"Our first match will be to decide a berth in the first ever Tag championship match at the PPV- Head Cheese will take on Crimson and James Storm"
"Our second Match will be a qualifer for next weeks first ever Bum Fights TV Championship - Mason Ryan will take on Ted Dibiase"
"Our third match will decide who faces the second matches winner for the belt next week - Samoa Joe will take on Matt Morgan"
"Our fourth match will feature the Bum Fights Tramps division - Madison Rayne will take on Miss Mina"
"And finally, all members of the roster will take part in a over the top battle Royal to be the first entrant in the Heavyweight championship match at our 1st ever PPV - Bum Fights presents "Invasion"

The crowd go wild and chief Morley leaves to a thunderous applause.

Match 1 – Head Cheese vs Crimson/ Storm

Both teams come out to good receptions.

1. Crimson and Storm get the early advantage working over Al Snow.
2. Snow is in a headlock before the "heacheese" chants start up giving him the strength to make the hot tag.
3. Blackman works over both Crimson and Storm and misses with several near pins before they double team him.
4. Snow joins in and the four men start brawling.
5. The lights in the arena go out and the tron lights up with the words "MWB are coming"
6. Lights go back up and all four men are lying on the ground.
7. Storm crawls towards Snow and covers for the win.

Michael Cole "Well I have no idea what that was about but it looks like all four men took a beating whilst those lights were out."

Match 2 – Mason Ryan vs Ted Dibiase (TV Championship qualifier)

Mason Ryan is the firm favourite in this match up, getting some good cheers.

1. Mason Ryan over powers Ted for the early stages of the match, using power moves to keep the money man down.
2. Ted manages to low blow Ryan when his back was turned to gain an advantage.
3. Ted continues to work Ryan over before applying the Million Dollar dream Sleeper in the middle of the ring.
4. Ryan manages to stay awake long enough to get to the ropes.
5. The lights in the arena go out and the tron lights up with the words "MWB are coming"
6. The lights come back on to show Dibiase out in the centre of the ring, busted open.
7. A pair of brass knucledusters are at Ryans feet.
8. The ref DQs Ryan although he protests it.

Michael Cole "Once again the MWB has interfered in this match and Dibiase moves on to next weeks title match. Ryan is still claiming his innocence but I am not so sure. Who or What are the MWB?"

Match 3 – Samoa Joe vs Matt Morgan (TV Championship qualifier)

Both men come out to great reactions, neither being the crowd favourite by much.

1. The early part of the match is even with Joe outwrestling Morgan but Matt getting the power over Joe.
2. Joe begins to work submission holds on Morgans legs to ground him.
3. Joe gains control trying to finish the match on several occasions with subs.
4. Morgan finds it hard to walk due to the targeting of his legs by Joe.
5. The lights in the arena go out and the tron lights up with the words "MWB are coming"
6. When the lights come back up, both men are down.
7. The ref counts both men out as they are unable to continue.

Morley comes out. "What the hell is going on? Who is the MWB - you are spoiling the debut of Bum Fights. I cannot allow the TV belt to be awarded to Dibiase so Ted will face the winner of another match I will make next week for the TV belt. And to make sure there is no funny business, I will ref the championship match."

Cole "Well once again the MWB intefere and there seems to be no rhyme or reason to it"

Match 4 – Madison Rayne v Miss Mina

Madison comes out to a good reception whilst Mina is jeered.

1. Miss mina gets the early advantage with some high flying moves.
2. A Top rope hurricanarada nearly gets the win for Mina
3. Madison slowly fights back after avoiding a moonsault from Mina.
4. Madison continues to dominate before hitting her finisher and getting the win.
5. AS Madison celebrates, Scott Steiner comes out, clapping slowly, in a sarcastic manner.

Steiner "well done you tramp. What a joke this is. Women wrestling! This is a industry for men like me. The Tramps division is a waste of airtime."

The crowd jeer Steiner who continues to berate Madison.

Steiner "you should be at home cooking meals and cleaning the house. Now get out of my ring"

Rayne and Mina leave and curse Steiner as they walk past.

Main Event - Battle Royal over the top rope.

John Cena v Magnus v Steiner v Head Cheese v Homicide v Scott Steiner v Samoa Joe v Morgan v Vader v Ryback v Marty Scurll v Ryan

All of the entrants enter the ring and the bell signals the start of the match.

1. Everyone starts brawling trying to get the big men out first (vader, Ryback, Steiner and Ryan)
2. Ryan, Ryback and Steiner are all eliminated by the mob.
3. A few others are thrown over the top (Marty Scurl, Samoa Joe and Homicide)
4. The action continues when once again the lights go out and the "MWB" logo comes up.
5. The lights come back and the only two men standing are Cena and Vader - everyone else is on the outside.
6. Cena gets pulled neck first onto the ropes by Steiner on the outside.
7. Cena stumbles around and walks into the vader bomb.
8. Vader lifts up Cena and walks him to the ropes and throws him over.

Michael Cole " Well there you have it - Vader is our first entrant in the "Invasion" PPV for the world Heavyweight Championship, albeit with some help of the MWB. I have to say folks, in all my time in wrestling, I have never seen such inteference in one show. Hopefully we will get some answers next week. Until then, this has been Michael Cole"

The show finishes with Vader doing his Vader Time pose and signalling a belt around his waist.

Week 1 – Norwich City Wrestling Federation v Hokori PRO

The show opens with Stephanie McMahon standing in the centre of the ring, dressed for action. She is holding a microphone and has something to say about NCWF. She says that despite NCWF being owned by Vince McMahon and Linda McMahon her parents, this is her show. She says that she makes the decisions, and will be responsible for the success or failure of it. She continues to say welcome to the fans, and that tonight something ground breaking will happen!

Stephanie continues to say that THREE Championship matches will happen tonight! Then she introduces the first match for the NCWF Divas Championship which will be in a strange twist, a bikini contest!

Match 1 – Maryse v Aksana v Maxine v Saraya Knight v Penelope for the NCWF Divas Championship – Bikini Contest.

- In a strange start to match, just as Kevin Kelly is starting his shift in the announce booth, Vince McMahon comes out and proclaims he will be the sole edjudicator for this contest.
- The music for the contest is Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot.
- Aksana goes first, and falls flat on her face. “6 inch heels do not suit” her Kevin Kelly proclaims.
- Then it is Maxine who just reveals a shirt saying, “Vince sucks”. McMahon looks bemused, and Kelly says “She is in for a whipping later”
Saraya Knight and Penelope both do a little dance, much to the delight of the 15,000 strong crowd.
- Finally it is Maryse who performs a very risqué routine. Kevin Kelly is stunned into silence at the announce table.
- Vince stands up and asks the crowd who they thought was the best. Saraya Knight gets the loudest cheers. However McMahon says the winner and NEW NCWF Divas Champions is, MARYSE! As McMahon goes to hand the title to Maryse, the Titantron cuts in and has a message. “You can look, but you can’t touch.” Everyone looks bemused. “What does this mean?” says an excited Kevin Kelly.

Backstage segment.
Triple H is backstage with Stephanie McMahon. They are talking and then she announces that later tonight that Triple H will face RVD and Dolph Ziggler for the NCWF World Championship. Triple H kisses her and leaves to get ready.

Match 2 – Adam Cole v Shelton Benjamin v Justin Gabriel v Yoshi Tatsu for the NCWF Crusierweight Championship.

- The participants make there entrance, Gabriel and Tatsu to cheers, Benjamin and Cole to boos.
- The match starts at a face pace, with plenty of dropkicks from Gabriel and Tatsu. Cole and Benjamin are thrown out the ring.
- Gabriel takes control and goes to the top rope and hits the 450 splash on Tatsu. He goes for the pin, 1…2…BENJAMIN MAKES THE SAVE.
- Cole comes back into the ring and him and Benjamin hit a double suplex on Gabriel.
- Benjamin then hits a low blow on Cole, followed by the T-Bone suplex.
- Benjamin goes for the pin on Cole, 1…2…TATSU MAKES THE SAVE and throws Benjamin out the ring.
- Tatsu goes for the pin on Cole after hitting the Roundhouse Kick, 1…2…GABRIEL MAKES THE SAVE! Tatsu is thrown into the ring post by Gabriel
- Cole is down and Gabriel goes up top and HITS THE 450 SPLASH! 1…2…3 GABRIEL IS THE CHAMPION!!
WINNER AND NEW NCWF CRUSIERWEIGHT CHAMPION JUSTIN GABRIEL

After the match Gabriel is celebrating in the ring, but Benjamin grabs a steel chair and gets a cheap shot from behind. He then takes the title and runs backstage with it. “That’s robbery, arrest him!” says a rather delusional Kevin Kelly.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back after the commercial break with Davey Richards in the ring with his NCWF Hardcore Championship. He announces that there will be a triple threat match to decide the number one contender for his title. He also says he will be joining Kevin Kelly at ringside, something Kelly feels the need to fist pump about.

Match 3 – Triple Threat match for the right to be Number One Contender for the NCWF Hardcore Championship. Tommy Dreamer v Kassius Ohno v Roderick Strong.

- The participants make there entrances. Strong and Dreamer to cheers, Ohno to boos.
- The match starts with each participant going outside and picking up a chair each.
- They have a stand off back in the ring, Dreamer makes the first move hitting Ohno, but Strong then cheapshots Dreamer from behind.
- Strong goes straight away for his finisher on Dreamer, and hits the Death by Roderick. Dreamer rolls to the outside much to Strong’s frustration.
- Ohno comes back into the ring with a table, and hits Strong in the gut. Kelly asks Richards who he wants to win, Richards says he has seen better wrestling in his back garden than this match.
- Ohno sets up the table with Strong on top of it, he goes up top and tries a flying elbow. Strong moves and Ohno goes through the table, Kevin Kelly exclaims “OH MY GAWD!” Davey Richards reminds him he isn’t Joey Styles.
- Strong picks up Ohno and hits another Death by Roderick, then goes for the pin, 1..2..3 RODERICK STRONG IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!

Richards gets up from his chair and goes into the ring, him and Strong face off and trash talk. Richards slaps Strong and then spits in his face and runs. Strong is not happy as we cut backstage to Vince and Linda.

Backstage segment.
Vince and Linda are talking about the title match later tonight. They say they can’t let Triple H win as him and Stephanie will take over the company and rating will drop. They are then seen walking into a dressing room, but there is no name on the door.

In ring segment.
Paul Bearer comes out with Buff Bagwell and La Parka. Bagwell takes the mic and says that him and La Parka will be going after the NCWF Tag Team titles currently held by Zebra Kid and Go Shiozaki. They say that next week they will face the title holders in a TLC Match for the titles. Bearer then makes the lights go out and when they come back on there is nobody in the ring. “Strange people” says Kevin Kelly.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back and Stephanie McMahon is in the ring. She will be at ringside for the main event which is next.

Match 4 – Triple H v RVD v Dolph Ziggler for the NCWF World Championship.

- The participants come out to the ring, Ziggler to boos, RVD to cheers and Triple H to the loudest pop of the night.
- The match starts off slow paced with RVD and Triple H teaming up and working on Ziggler.
- Ziggler is down, and RVD hits Triple H with a roundhouse kick. Stephanie goes crazy at ringside, telling RVD to remember what she said. “Wonder what she said?” says Kevin Kelly.
- Ziggler gets back up and throws RVD out of the ring, leaving him and Triple H to fight it out. Ziggler hits a Superkick on Triple H and goes for the pin 1..2…KICKOUT.
- Triple H comes back on hits the spine buster on Ziggler, but Ziggler rolls out the ring. RVD comes back in. Triple H screams at him, “LET ME DO IT!” The crowd is wondering what is going on between the two faces.
- Then RVD bends over, and Triple H hits the pedigree!!! “WHAT IS GOING ON!” shouts Kelly!
- Triple H goes for the pin, 1..2…SHANE MCMAHON MAKES THE SAVE! Shane O’Mac throws Triple H out the ring, and drags Ziggler into the ring over RVD. He shouts to the ref make the count!
- Stephanie tries to come in the ring, but Shane hits a dropkick on her! The pin starts 1..2…3 DOLPH ZIGGLER IS THE NEW NCWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Shane runs and grabs the title, him and Ziggler run up the ramp with the title. The crowd is booing like crazy, it’s clear they wanted Triple H or RVD to win! Triple H comes back in the ring and picks up Stephanie and RVD. Ziggler and Shane stand at the top of the ramp, then Vince and Linda come out! “VINCE AND LINDA ARE IN ON THIS” exclaims Kelly. Ziggler, Vince, Shane and Linda join hands and celebrate. Stephanie, Triple H and RVD look angry and confused in the ring, the crowd booing the new champions as NCWF goes off air…

Norwich City Wrestling Federation V Hokori PRO
Show Name: Hokori PRO: The Gorilla Experiment
Injuries: None

The show begins with fireworks going off from the titration area. The camera focuses on the crowd in attendance, as Booker T welcomes the fans at home to the very first show of Hokori PRO Wrestling.

To open the show, the crowd are silent as we here a 3 bell salute. Music hits and PRO president Jim Cornette makes his way down with a microphone. He addresses the audience and talks about a beginning of a new era in professional wrestling. He informs both the fans and roster that tonight we will be crowning a brand new PRO World champion. We will determine our champion the old fashion way, an 8 man tournament. He states that this isn’t an ordinary tournament; the first round will consist of tag team matches. The second will be a standard match against your tag team partner, and the final match will take place in a Ladder Match! He then lists the 8 entries leaving the last entry to be none other than PRO announcer Booker T! Big pop from the crowd ringside

Match 1 – Juventud Guerrera & Alberto Del Rio V Kurt Angle & Ron Killings

- To kick off the match you can see Juve & ADR arguing. Truth & ADR start the match-up. Truth’s in control with a fast paced offence. He sends his opponent outside to the floor.
- As Del Rio gathers his thoughts, Angle takes him out with a leaping close-line from the apron. Truth flies over the top rope with a spinning corkscrew onto both guys. Juventude hits a springboard moonsault with all 4 men down. Match continues inside the ring.
- Kurt has Juve in the corner as he pounds away with right hands. A lapse of concentration from Angle and Juventud hits a running powerbomb. He starts to take offence hitting a jumping hurricanrana from the top rope. Alberto Del Rio makes the blind tag
- Del Rio demands that Juve leaves the ring, they both argue before ADR throws his own partner out of the ring. He turns around and eats a t-bone suplex from Angle.
- The match begins to break down; Juventud hits a spinning heel kick from off the top rope taking out Angle and eventually Del Rio. Del Rio gets to his feet and argues with Juve, they both turn around as Angle takes himself & Juve over the top rope with a closeline. Del Rio looks smug at avoiding Kurt.
- Del Rio looking gets to his feet, only for Ron Killings to attack with a jumping scissor kick. Truth picks up a dazed Del Rio hitting the Truth Conviction picking up the victory.

Winners Via Pinfall – Kurt Angle & Ron Killings 08:56 Advance to Semi-Finals
Post match and Killings celebrates in the ring. He shakes hands with Kurt who then both celebrate the win together. On the outside, Alberto Del Rio & Juventud continue to argue. They start screaming at each other in Mexican before Juventud storms off.

We cut to the first Commercial Break.

Backstage Segment
We cut to the backstage area where Kaitlyn can be seen talking to a member of the backstage crew. She talks about how much of a great opportunity it is to be here & how she is looking forward to competing in the women’s division. Beth Phoenix walks into shot she say gets in her face trying to intimidate her. Beth warns her that this isn’t for little girls, if she gets in her way she will snap her.

Match 2 – Kevin Steen & Abyss V Chessman & Booker T

Booker T makes his way down to a nice ovation. Truth Martini comes down first with Chessman before waiting for Abyss and gets into the ring. He gets between them and looks to give each of them a pep talk, perhaps a way out of this. Steen’s last out as he makes his way down through the crowd as they go nuts. He gets into the ring and starts the match by pushing Abyss into Chessman as the bell sounds.

After a pause, Kevin Steen tags himself in. He & Chessman lock up with Steen getting the better. After Booker T tags in, Steen & Abyss work well together hitting multiple double teams at every chance they get to. When Booker gets his big break he goes to tag his partner, only for Steen to pull down Chessman. He throws him over the announcers table crashing into the guardrail. Steen & Abyss continue to punish Booker T. As Chessman pulls himself onto the apron Steen looks to go for another double team. He launches Abyss into the ropes who then runs into Chessman again! Abyss realises what’s happened & goes to check on Chessman. Steen capitalises hitting the F-CINQ on Booker scoring the victory.

Winners Via Pinfall – Kevin Steen & Abyss 07:44 Advance to Semi-Finals

As Steen celebrates, he heads out to the floor. He patronises Abyss patting him on the shoulder giving the thumbs up. Abyss goes for him, but Steen runs up the entrance ramp laughing.

Interview
Interviewer’s guest at this time is Ron Killings. Truths states that he’s got one more match and he’s in the final. He says he’s here to show he means business and that he deserves to have a place in the main event. He puts over Abyss being a monster but finishes by saying that in the end, every monster is destroyed. Looking focused, Truth storms off.

We cut to a Commercial Break.

Match 3 – Kurt Angle V Ron Killings Semi-Finals Match
Both guys shake hands as we kick this match off.

- The crowd get behind both of them. They tie up and Kurt kicks off in control keeping his opponent down with mat based wrestling.
- Truth gets into the match, leapfrogging Angle and then using the momentum to hit a snap scoop powerslam.
- Kurt manages to ground Killings applying mutilple submissions focusing on his arms & shoulders. Eventually Ron breaks free and hits a string of moves on Angle.
- Killings hits a flying forearm smash putting Kurt to the ground. He climbs to the top rope signalling for a 450. He waists too much time as Kurt charges to the second rope throwing Killings with a belly-to-belly release suplex.
- Kurt pulls the straps down looking to finish this. He charges at Killings, but he counters hitting the jumping reverse STO. He hooks the leg but Angle manages to get his foot onto the rope just in time.
- Killings gets up thinking he has won. The official points out that Kurt had his foot on the rope. He turns around to see Kurt coming at him but puts him back down with a jumping kick.
- He signals to the fans that he’s about to end it. He sets up Angle going for a power bomb. Kurt counters into a pin attempt then grabs the ankle of Truth. Applying the ankle lock, Truth has no choice but to tap out.

Winners Via Submission – Kurt Angle 12:02 Advances to Final
After the bell sounds, Kurt gets to his feet and gets his arm raised. He pauses once Ron Killings gets back to his feet. Kurt the offers the hand, and both guys shake after a good wrestling contest.

Match 4 – Abyss V Kevin Steen Semi-Finals Match
Abyss makes his way down accompanied by Truth Martini. The replays go over what happened between Abyss and his actual tag-team partner Chessman. Kevin Steen comes out to a mixed reaction. He storms down to the ring sliding through Abyss’s legs.

- He charges at Abyss, but he hits the black hole slam straight away. Steen kicks out. Abyss then continues to beat down Kevin Steen.
- Steen gets back into the match escaping Abyss then hits an impressive enzuigiri as Abyss sways on his feet. He knocks the big man down with a moonsault, spring boarding himself from the ropes.
- Steen makes fun of Martini. Martini’s then on the apron as the ref’s distracted. Kevin hits a low blow as Abyss falls to the bottom corner. Steen charges with a running cannonball.
- He continues to get the better of Abyss putting him down. He flies from the top rope hitting a somersault leg drop. He hooks the leg but without seeing Truth Martini lifts Abyss’s leg onto the rope.
- Abyss gets back into the match as Steen attempts a package pile driver. He attempts a choke slam but Steen resists hitting a sweet super kick. Abyss finally stops Steen hitting a brutal spear.
- Steen tries one final charge but Abyss is simply too much as he counters hitting the black hole slam. Abyss falls back onto Kevin and scores the pinfall.

Winner Via Pinfall – Abyss 08:04 Advances to Final
We cut to a commercial break.

Backstage Segment
The interviewer tries to catch a quick word with Kevin Steen as he makes his way to the locker room. Steen with a towel around his neck pushes the interviewer away not saying anything. He then stops as he bumps into Kurt Angle, Steen slaps the face of Angle, Angle goes after him but security stops him, Steen walks away laughing to himself.

Main Event: Hokori PRO World Title Match Ladder Match Kurt Angle V Abyss

- Kurt gets right in the face of Abyss. Abyss goes for him, but Angle’s to quick. Kurt ducks and hits a variation of suplexes on Abyss. He quickly disposes of him throwing to the outside
- Kurt brings the ladder in setting up in the corner. Truth tries the distraction, but it doesn’t work as Angle throws an oncoming Abyss into the ladder
- Angle positions the ladder. He climbs before Abyss grabs his feet. Angle shrugs him off and hits a moonsault from off the ladder taking Abyss & himself out.
- Both guys are slow to get to their feet. Angle holds up the ladder but Abyss hits the big boot on the ladder hitting Kurt. He follows up with a Black Hole slam, before falling to his knees again.
- Abyss starts the climb the ladder. Martini gets onto the apron encouraging him. Angle grabs Truth and hits a belly-to-belly suplex over the ropes inside the ring. Truth crashes into the ladder causing Abyss to fall off onto the ropes.
- Both men look exhausted as they climb up the ladder. Angle tries head butts but then trading punches Abyss gets the upper hand. He then manages to chokeslam Kurt off the ladder crashing tp the floor.
- The crowd try and get behind Angle to make a come-back but Abyss manages to pull the title down. The bell sounds as Abyss leaps half way down the ladder to the ring floor.

Winner & New Hokori PRO World Champion The Monster Abyss – 14:09

Abyss is then handed the world title by Jim Cornette. He holds the title above his head as he receives heat from the crowd. Truth Martini is quick to get into the ring, he grabs the arm of Abyss and raises his arm. The show then closes with Angle watching on from the floor as Abyss celebrates his win

Close Show.

Show 1: LCW v OVW
JR introduces the cheering audience to LCW as "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" plays as GM Mike Adamle walks out to the ring with a mic.

"Loopholes are tricky things in my line of work, they can get you out of a tight fix and if you do not have one, you can be kind of stuck. So like the title says, Loopholes, every wrestler in this company will have one to use during a match! They have to do it before their match starts and two cannot be used in the same match. They cannot be used during Pay Per Views or during my next announcement. I will be holding two tournaments over the next four weeks to determine who the rightful contenders are to the LCW Heavyweight Title and the US Title! the first two weeks will be all Heavyweight Tournament matches, with the losers going into the US Tournament. The semi finals and finals of each tournament will be at the PPV! Crowning our first champions!"

Backstage we see the wrestlers look at each other, some smirking, others confused and concerned.

"Now the draw has already been made for the first round and now I would like Shane Hagadorn to come out here please"

The crowd boo as Shane smiles as he walks with a happy swagger to the ring and enter as Mike looks at him.

"Shane you have a lot of potential as a manager but I want LCW to succeed and you will help me greatly"

Shane looks on smiling.

"Whatever you need Mike, I am there"

"Excellent because you are going to be looking for the face of LCW, the guy who will stand out and represent us in the future, the guy who has the ability to draw in the crowd and keep them interested. Are you up for that task?"

Shane nods and smiles as he walks away from the ring, ideas running through his head already.

"Woah Shane, I know who you will pick and that is why I am ordering this, you have to look at EVERYBODY in this company and not the guys you favour. I will be watching you"

The crowd cheer as Shane looks on unimpressed and upset before walking backstage, Mike smiles and waves at the crowd as he follows Shane backstage.

Carlito v Sara Del Ray

Carlito walks down confidently to the ring and poses as Sara Del Ray heads to the ring and slides in, going nose to nose with the brash Carlito as the bell rings.

Evenly matched at the start as they chain wrestle, suprising Carlito as Sara smiles.
Carlito takes control with a Complete Shot and trash talks after a few power moves.
Sara suprises him with an Abisegiri from the corner and unleashes a flurry of kick combinations.
Carlito regains control by utilising his high flying skills as Sara is beaten down.
Carlito signals the Backstabber,Sara counters with a roundhouse kick, it KO's him for the win.


Time: 10 mins

As Sara celebrates Carlito regains conciousness and yells at the referee before yelling up the ramp at a celebrating Sara Del Ray.

Charlie Haas v Kaz

Both men are cheered as they enter the ring and shake hands.

Haas gains the early advantage by targeting the back of Kaz with multiple suplexes
Kaz resorts to strikes and agility as he counters a german suplex with a rollup for 2
Haas attempts a Haas of Pain only for Kaz to free himself and execute a Figure Four
Haas reverses,sends Kaz to the corner for a superplex, Kaz attempts Wave of the future.
Hass spots it and tries a Frankenstiener, countered by Kaz into Back to the Future for the win.

Time: 15 mins
Both men shake hands afterwards as Haas admits he was outsmarted.

Miz v Dupree

The Miz walks out with a mic and trash talks the audience saying how he will be the most awesome ,must see LCW champion in history. Dupree walks out to the ring waving the french flag and grinning to heavy boos.

Miz starts dominating Dupree, making him mad with paintbrushing
Dupree soon fires back with heavy punches and tries to take off the turnbuckle
Ref stops him as Miz hits him with the french flag while ref is busy
Skull Crushing Finale soon follows for the win

Time: 6 minutes

Stone v Douglas

Stone walks out to his music and looks disgusted as he rants on about having to earn his title. "I'm the Guv'nor and I rule the roost!" That line leads to Shane Douglas walking out and comparing him to 'Dick Flair' in terms of attitude, pomposity and idiocy, getting cheers from the crowd.

The match starts with both men hitting power moves for nearfalls
Stone then hits his trademark lariet before posing
Douglas comes back with a suprise Franchiser but can't cover
Antonio Cesaro walks out and watches the match closely
Both men throw punches only for Stone to win with a rollup + tights.

Cesaro looks dissapointed as he stares at both men, they stare back as he waves them off as he mouths "You are pathetic!" before walking up the ramp. Cesaro smirks as Douglas tries to tell the ref about the tights but to no avail.

Time: 15 mins

Kane v Hogan

Hogan gets wild cheers as he enters to "Real American" and he laps up all the hogan chants before the ringposts explode with flame as Kane walks with authority to the ring, pushing a casket to ringside on a medical table.

Both men are evenly matched with power until Kane hits an uppercut
Kane dominates Hogan with slams and clotheslines. Calling for a chokeslam.
Hogan hulks up afterwards and hits the leg drop, Kane rises.
Hogan tries again but Kane catches his leg and finishes it with a tombstone.

Time: 13 mins

After the match Kane continues to pummel Hogan and roll him into the casket at ringside, locking it. He then pours petrol on it as the casket rocks around. Kane then pulls out a lighter and sets the casket on fire just as it falls, freeing a scared and bloodied Hogan as security and medical personel run down, seperating them as Kane laughs, the show ending with the casket ablaze.

Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wresting v Bum Fight Promotions

The Arena is dark, the crowd are expectant, a sole spotlight appears on the ramp and a hooded figure is stood looking down at the floor. He looks up as the lights come on and music plays, the man is revealed as David Otunga;

Otunga: I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind...
My Vick-ie, Guerrero
Why Vick-ie, Guerrero
I could see that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free...

"Excuse me!"

(The crowd boo as Vickie Guerrero walks out alongside David Otunga)

Vickie welcomes everyone to the fed named in her honour, Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling! The crowd continue to boo as Vickie says this place will be the most talked about fed in the entire WWA...

Otunga: She stood there laughing...

Vickie: HA HA HA!!!

Otunga: I felt the knife in my hand, and she laughed no more.

(The lights and music go off)

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Eric Young is backstage dressed as Danny Zuko from Grease. He's running around asking if anyone has seen Sandy. He runs straight into Ron Simmons, and the crowd erupts.

Ron Simmons stares at Eric Young in his leather jacket with his slicked back wig hair, he looks him up and down...

"DAMN!"

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The Coach and Mike Tenay welcome us to Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling, and Lillian Garcia announces the first match of the evening.

***Jimmy Uso v Camacho***

Jimmy Uso looks distracted throughout the match, constantly looking at the ramp. The finish comes when he turns his back on his opponent once too often, Camacho hits a Backstabber and pins Jimmy Uso, one, two, three! Coach lambasts Jimmy Uso for being disrespectful, Tenay agrees reluctantly and wonders what was on Jimmy's mind.

***Winner by pinfall, Camacho***

Camacho celebrates in the ring. Four men enter the ring, one is a Cowboy, one is an Indian, one is a Builder and one is a Policeman. They stand behind Camacho and shout "Hey, Hey, Hey Hey Hey"...

Camacho: Camacho, Camacho man...
I've got to be, Camacho man
Camacho, Camacho man
Yeah, yeah
I've got to be Camacho!

(Camacho continues to sing and dance followed by his four desciples, up the ramp and to the back)

Jimmy Uso is sat crying and rocking back and forth as the camera fades to black.

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Kevin Nash is backstage with Terry Funk, Funk is asking what's going on with all the singing? Funk turns away reminiscing somewhat, and says nothing like this would have ever happened in his day. Funk turns back to see Kevin Nash with 2 backing dancers

Funk: Oh no...

Nash: I got passion in my pants and I aint afraid to show it...
I'm Big Sexy and I know it

(Nash and the backing dancers dance)

Nash: Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, AAAAAHHHHHHH... My Quads!

(Nash is on the floor clutching his thighs in agony, Funk walks away shaking his head)

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Lillian Garcia announces the next match:

***Spud v Akira Tozawa***

Both men stand nose to nose ready to wrestle, when Assistant GM David Otunga walks out onto the stage, he tells both men they will be in a "Talent Show" against each other, right here right now! Otunga says he will decide the winner, and the loser will be FIRED!

Spud goes first with some rapping;

Spud: My name is Spud, i'm the Spud-U-Like, my sister turned into a Diesel Dyke, my dad's a druggie and my ma's a lady of loose morals, that's what happens when yo family's poor.
I took up Wrestling, I got real good, I'm gonna be champ like I knew I would, I'm Spud-U-Like, i'm the Wrestling king, the girls all wanna see my ding-a-ling. Fo' real.

(The crowd are shocked by the vile content but Otunga seems nonplussed)

Akira Tozawa: I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...

David Otunga walks down to the ring, he calmly climbs through the ropes, he is staring at Spud and he cheap shots Akira Tozawa! Otunga hits his Spinebuster slam to Tozawa, and the crowd boo as Otunga shakes hands with Spud-U-Like.

Otunga: The winner, is Spud-U-Like. (Crowd boo) And the loser, is Akira Tozawa. So, Akira, Catchy Sexy Witty and Delightful Wrestling would like to wish you the best in all your future endeavours... Don't like it? Sue me.

The crowd boo as Otunga and Spud leave the ring.

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In the backstage area The Great Muta is doing some stretches, when he is overshadowed by The Great Khali suddenly standing over him. Muta stands straight and looks up at The Great Khali, hen to Runjin Singh who is stood beside Khali, then extends a hand of introduction to The Great Khali.

Muta : I'm Great….

The Great Khali holds up his hand to stop The Great Muta from singing.

Khali : Bhalalaljajaja
Runjin : Khali sings he's Greater
Muta : I'm the Greatest!

The Great Muta stands with his arms spread wide and The Great Khali grimaces.

Khali : Bhalalalaljala
Runjin : Khali sings He's Great
Muta : I'm Greater
Khali : Bhalalalaljalaya
Runjin : Khali sings he's the GREATEST!

This time The Great Khali displays his physique by holding his arms widespread, then the two stare each other down.

Muta starts to shimmy his shoulders in dance.

Muta : That don't impress me much. Do do do do.
So you're seven foot and three fifty pounds
Now don't get me wrong, that chop is alright
But that won't keep me down, next Sunday night
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

Runjin Singh slowly turns to The Great Khali and sings The Great Muta’s verse back to him in Punjab. The Great Khali stares at the Great Muta, then big chops Muta, knocking him to the flooring.

Runjin : The Great Khali accepts. Great Muta!

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***Damien Sandow v Kofi Kingston***

Kofi Kingston is out first to some Bob Marley music;

Kofi: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

We jammin'
I wanna jam it wid you.
We jammin', jammin'...
And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow
I'n'I will see you through
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin'
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past
We're jammin'
And I hope this jam is gonna last.

Kofi finishes as Damien Sandow walks out to the ramp, he is carrying a Ukelele and he walks down to the ring;

Sandow begs the audience's indulgence for a moment. He introduces himself and says he's here to help. He says that throughout this very serial, he was compelled hear professional wrestlers resorting to verbal means to liberate themselves against our falsely anointed idol from the shackles of his own self-imposed inadequacy. The crowd boo, and Sandow asks that they remain silent as he speaks. Sadly, Sandow himself was expected to indulge in similar activities, undermining not only his enlightenment, but the enlightenment of us all. Sandow says he refuses to partake in such vulgarity, and he is here to teach Kofi Kingston a lesson. "You're welcome."

Sandow smashes the Ukelele over the head of Kofi Kingston as the bell rings to start the match, Sandow immediately goes for the Iron Lotus on the dazed Kingston! Sandow connects with it and he nonchalantly leans over Kingston to pin him, one, two, three!

***Winner by pinfall, Damien Sandow***

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Heath Slater is backstage talking to GM Vickie Guerrero, Heath says he's the One Man Rock Band, and he wants to know who he's facing around here. Heath says he wants a challenge, he's sick of being the victim back in that other place...

(The crowd erupts as Flo Rida enters the shot and goes face to face with Heath Slater!)

Heath Slater grins and nods as he and Flo Rida stare down.

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Lillian Garcia announces the main event of the evening

***Christian and Cody Rhodes v Sting and Mick Foley***

Cody Rhodes walks out to the ring with his old facemask on, he mockingly suggests that in a place where singing takes priority, he should try and be the Phantom of the Opera! Cody laughs but as he does, a familiar car screech noise plays and the crowd cheers as Mick Foley walks out dressed as Mankind! Mankind tells Cody he is the only Phantom in this Opera! Cody Rhodes looks confused as the match begins.

Mankind and Cody brawl through the crowd back and forth as the crowd egg them on leaving Christian and Sting in the ring, Cody gets the upper hand for a little while until Mankind goes for the Double Underhook DDT, Cody wrigles free and decides he's had enough, he runs away through the crowd as Mankind follows.

The match ends when Christian is going for a spear on Sting, Sting reverses it and hits a Scorpion Death Drop! Sting pins Christian, one, two, three!

***Winners by pinfall, Sting and Mankind***

Sting gets a microphone and sings Why Should I Cry For You? by Sting

Sting: What would be true?
Sometimes I see your face,
The stars seem to lose their place
Why must I think of you?
Why must I? Why should I?
Why should I cry for you?

Christian angrily strops in the ring and sings his own Sting song;

Christian: I can't, I can't
I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't
I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't
I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't
I can't stand losing to you

Mike Tenay and The Coach thank us for watching and wish us a very Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful week.

week 2

Bum Fight Promotions v Hokori PRO

The show opens with Chief Morley’s music and we see Morley walk down the ramp to the ring with a determined look. No smiling as was seen the week before.

Morley "I think you all know me by now. Last week I promised you fans a great show and I over delivered! I always keep my promises! But unfortunately, it was spoilt by interference in most of the matched by the MWB. This week, I promise to get to the bottom of the MWB - who and what they are. So lets not beat about the bush. MWB reveal yourself....."

The lights in the arena go out and the arena titantron lights up with the following message: " The MWB will arrive in..........". A large countdown appears on the tron which is due to run out at the end of tonights broadcast. The tron fades and the house lights go back on.

Morley " Well it looks like we are going to find out after all. So let me tell you about tonights matches"

"Our first match will be to decide a an opponent for Ted Dibiase in tonights main event for the TV championship. It will be Ryback vs Crimson vs ....well lets just say I have just signed someone who I think the crowd will love."
"Our second Match will determine the challengers to Storm and Crimson at the Invasion PPV - Samoa Joe/ Homicide vs Matt Morgan/ Steve Blackman"
"Our third match will feature the Bum Fights Tramps division - Torrie Wilson vs. Madison Rayne vs. Cameron Lynn"
"Our fourth match will be a qualifier for the Heavyweight championship match against Vader at Invasion - " Mason Ryan vs Scott Steiner

"And finally, we will crown the first ever Bumfight TV Champ, when Ted Dibiase faces the winner of the first match. And to ensure that there is no interference, it will be a lumberjack match!"

The crowd go wild and chief Morley leaves to a thunderous applause.

Cole "Well there you have it folks. Morley has made a statement - the TV championship will not be tainted by interference and the crowd seem to love it! Lets get on with the first match....

Match 1 – Ryback vs Crimson vs ?????

Crimson is out first and makes his way to the ring without even acknowledging the crowd. He flexes his muscles whilst waiting for his opponents.

Ryback is out next to a huge pop and makes a beeline for Crimson. Before the two can tie up the arena is drowned out by "ooooohhhhh yeahhhhhhhh!" as Randy Savage comes running down to the ring and goes nose to nose with the other two. The crowd give him the biggest cheer of the night.

1. The 3 men start to brawl with Ryback being initially double teamed by Crimson and Savage.
2. Crimson launches a series of martial arts combo punches to the midsection of Ryback taking the wind out of him.
3. Savage turns on Crimson and sets him up in the middle of the ring for a flying elbow.
4. Savage hits the flying elbow and is dragged off by Ryback at the 2 count.
5. Savage and Ryback trade blows, with Ryback getting the upper hand and eventually launching Randy over the top to the outside.
6. Crimson attacks Ryback from behind and goes back to hitting powerful kicks and punches.
7. Ryback regains the upperhand and hits the jackhammer finisher in the centre of the ring.
8. The lights flicker and the MWB logo appears on the tron before the cover is made.
9. Ryback sees the logo and walks up the ramp to tackle whoever is coming out.
10 Savage crawls back in and covers Crimson for the win whilst Ryback awaits for interference on the ramp.

Michael Cole "Well no interference this time, just distraction from the MWB. and it cost Ryback the win. The returning Savage will face Ted Dibiase in the final of the TV championship tonight."

Match 2 – Samoa Joe/ Homicide vs Matt Morgan/ Blackman (qualifier for tag match at Invasion)

Both teams get good cheers as they make their way to the ring.

1. Morgan gets the early power advantage over Homicide, levelling him with a series of slams and tosses.
2. Blackman is tagged in and carries on the beating down of Homicide.
3. Homicide sneaks a tag but Blackman wants no part of Samoa Joe so tags in Morgan (who shakes his head)
4. Joe manages to floor Morgan and put him in several submission moves that morgan escapes from
5. Joe and Homicide continue to make quick tags and covers before Homicide misses a high flying move, giving Morgan the chance to tag in Blackman.
6. Blackman jumps down from the apron before the tag is made leaving Morgan high and dry.
7. Homicide recovers for the tag to Joe, who quickly rushes the now solo Morgan.
8. Joe gets Morgan up for the muscle buster before tagging in Homicide, who flies through the air landing on Morgan, as he crashes down.
9. Homicide covers for the win

Michael Cole "Blackman just left Morgan out there at the worst possible time. Homicide and Joe progress to Invasion after a very impressive tag performance."

Match 3 – Torrie Wilson vs. Madison Rayne vs. Cameron Lynn

Torrie’s music hits the speakers and she looks as good as ever. Strutting to the ring the camera cuts to her new beau AlexRodriguez watching from ringside.

Michael Cole " A-Rod is wearing some Head Cheese merchandise. I wonder if Torrie enjoys A-Rod’s head cheese?"

1. The girls engage in typical divas fare, Torrie taking a back seat to Rayne & Cameron’s early exchanges
2. Rayne appears to be the dominant competitor catching both foes in headlock takedowns and drop toe holds
3. Torrie fights back and catches Madison & Cameron in flowing X-Factors, seizing the initiative
4. Sirens fill the arena as Steiner’s ‘Holler if you hear me’ hits the speakers and Big Poppa Pumps appears on the entranceway and enters the ring as the crowd look on.
5. A-Rod jumps the barrier and confronts Steiner efore Steiner drills A-Rod with rights and lefts as Torrie shrieks in horror.
6. Clearly overmatched the Yankee’s superstar is soon in a bad way as Steiner runs through is 5 moves of doom with each move stiffer than the last.
7. Soon the Steiner Recliner is locked-in with A-Rod’s forehead leaking copious amounts of blood. The crimson mask is back!
8. Torrie begs Steiner to stop and he eventually does.

Steiner grabs a mic "Can you tramps now all see what a real man looks like and acts? I only let him go as I have a match to compete in next. And when I win that, if any of the Bum Fight Tramps want to come back to my locker room, I have a pile of laundry that needs seeing too"

Steiner laughs before ejecting the Tramps and A-Rod from the ring whilst he awaits his opponent for the next match. The 3 women leave looking very disgruntled.

Match 4 – Mason Ryan vs Scott Steiner

The jeering towards Steiner is defeaning until Mason Ryan comes out to a huge reaction, made even better by the fact that Steiner is hated by every woman in the crowd. He rolls into the ring and gets blindsided by Steiner before the match officially starts.

1. Steiner takes advantage between the two powerhouses and somehow manages to manhandle the equally sizeable Mason Ryan.
2. Steiner starts to pose for the crowd by doing press ups and kissing his forearms.
3. Mason Ryan manages to take advantage of the posing by sweeping the legs of Steiner.
4. Ryan performs powerhouse moves of his own as he begins to dominate Steiner.
5. Steiner is lifted onto the turnbuckle ready for a superplex.
6. Steiner somehow reverses positions with Ryan and hits the Frankensteiner from nowhere.
7. As Steiner gets up ready to perform his finisher, Velvet Sky runs down to the side of the ring.
8. Steiner looks over and starts shouting sexist abuse at her.
9. Velvet lifts up her top revealing her breasts to Steiner who does a comedy double take, which is enough for Ryan to spin Steiner around and hit his finsisher.
10 Ryan Covers for the win as Velvet walks to the back giggling.

Cole "Well what comes around, goes around. Obviously Velvet doesnt like Steiners sexist attitude one bit. And Steiner paid for it in full! Ryan progresses to the next round of the Heavyweight Championship qualifiers. And for the record I would like to add that I am also sexist, should Velvet want to expose herself to me!"

Main Event - Ted Dibiase vs Randy Savage for TV championship in a lumberjack match.

Every Bum Fight star makes his way out to the outside of the ring before Ted Dibiase and Randy savage themselves make their way into the centre. Both men stare each other down before getting a little back and forth going.

1. The advantage goes back and forth between the two men, with neither getting any real momentum - a very even match up to begin with.
2. After several minutes the MWB countdown clock appears, revealing the last 10 seconds being counted down.
3. All the superstars around the ring face outwards looking into the crowd as the message on the screen reads "The MWB is HERE and NOW!"
4. Suddenly, several of the lumberjacks start attacking other lumberjacks with knuckledusters concealed in their tight.
5. The attackers crawl into the ring and surround Dibiase and Flair.
6. The attackers are Vader, Crimson, Blackman, Snow, James Storm and Steiner who are now circling Savage and Dibiase.
7. Dibiase laughs and falls to the floor as Savage puts a foot on him for the win, also laughing.
8. Dibiase gets back up and all 8 men lift their arms in the air as the ref puts the belt around Savages waist.
9. The MWB Logo comes up on screen as Vince Russo walks out on stage to a chorus of jeers.

Russo "Ladies and gentleman. The MWB is here and no one can stop us!"

Cole " I have no idea what is going on and what the MWB stands for but...wait a minute....the titan tron is flickering and the letters are changing....."

"M............Men
"W............With
"B.............Beards"

Cole "what now? Snow and Blackman have rolled out of the ring and produced marker pens. They are drawing beards on the unconscious superstars at ringside. This is heinous! They already have one belt in their hands and Vader is the first contestant for the other belt - who can stop them? I guess we will find out next week......"

The show finishes with an image of the MWB stood in the ring, arm aloft, as the other superstars begin to come to on the floor, each sporting a marker pen beard. On the ramp way, Russo is laughing maniacally before joining his MWB army in the ring."

Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling v Loophole Championship Wrestling

Injury: Christian


David Otunga opens the show stood on the stage, he is serenading Vickie Guerrero;

Otunga: Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

Vickie: 'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

Otunga: I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me

Vickie: We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Otunga and Vickie: Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

Otunga: just remember

Vickie: You're the one thing

Otunga: I can't get enough of

Vickie: So I'll tell you something

Otunga and Vickie: This could be love because
I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you...

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***The Great Khali vs The Great Muta***

Mike Tenay and The Coach sell this one as “The Battle of the Greats” as The Great Khali makes his way to the ring with Runin Singh.

Khali : BHALLLALLJALLALA LALA, BHANGHRI SHANGI LA!

Runjin: Khali sings he's that star up in the sky
Khali sings he's that mountain peak up high
Khali sings he made it
Khali sings he's the World’s Greatest!

The Great Muta gets to the ring and the match starts. Muta gets in some offence but Khali’s power becomes too much for him. After throwing Muta around like a rag doll, he attempts to hit the big chop, but Muta manages to take evasive action, rolling out of the ring. Khali leans through the ropes to pull Muta back in, but Muta has taken a chair from under the ring and smashes it into Khali’s head. The ref disqualifies The Great Muta.

***Winner by DQ, Great Khali***

Muta gets back in the ring and stalks Khali

Muta: I’m that little bit of hope
When my backs against the ropes
Yeah I made it
I’M THE WORLD’S GREATEST!

Vickie Guerrero and David Otunga appear at the top of the stage and announce that The Great Muta and The Great Khali will face off again next week… in a Hardcore Match. With that, the stage turns into a hardcore rave and Vickie and Otunga throw some shapes as Muta laughs at Khali.

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Kermit the Frog is watching a monitor of the Khali v Muta match and he looks bemused (well, as bemused as a Muppet can be). He comments on how crazy this place is when he turns into Damien Sandow. Sandow tells him he is the definition of how professional wrestling is seen as a joke, where he will single handedly save this industry from itself. You're welcome.

Sandow walks off, Kermit quips "Welcome for what? What's going on?!"

Kermit is looking around for some other Muppets, he sees Kevin Nash dancing to more LMFAO, completely unaware of anyone seeing him.

Nash: Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time

We just wanna see ya, shake that....

Everyday I'm shufflin...

(Nash starts shufflin then holds his quads again)

Nash: Not again...

Kermit watches and he turns around to see Ron Simmons stood behind him. Ron stares at Kermit, at Nash in pain, and he looks disgusted.

"DAMN!"

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***Eric Young and Kelly Kelly v Camacho Man and Rosita***

Eric Young is wearing his Danny Zuko from Grease outfit, he and Kelly Kelly are stood in the ring. EY keeps referring to Kelly Kelly as Sandy. Rosita accompanies Camacho Man to the ring;

Camacho: Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be Camacho Camacho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's Camacho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Camacho, Camacho man
I've got to be, Camacho man
Camacho, Camacho man
I've got to be Camacho!

The match is short as EY spends the match combing his pretend slicked back hair, while Camacho Man is stood on the apron flexing his pecks. Kelly Kelly and Rosita have a short match, trading holds. The end comes when Rosita tries to tag in Camacho Man but he's not paying attention, instead oiling his chest. Rosita turns around and Kelly Kelly hits the K2! The Coach comments on how Jimmy Carr hit the K2 and it got him into trouble, Mike Tenay asks who Jimmy Carr is, Coach says he doesn't know. Kelly pins Rosita, one, two, three.

***Winners by pinfall, Eric Young and Kelly Kelly***

Eric Young and Kelly Kelly sing together and begin a beautiful romance;

EY and KK: We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom

Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!

We're one of a kind
Like dip di-dip di-dip
Doo-bop a doo-bee doo
Our names are signed
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
boog-e-dy
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop

We'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-waaa!

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Backstage Jimmy Uso interrupts Vickie Guerrero and David Otunga who are talking. Vickie says “Excuse Me” and Jimmy is apologetic. Otunga asks Jimmy Uso what he wants, and Jimmy tells them that he feels his career at CSWDW lacks focus, and he felt lost last week. Jimmy asks if there are any plans for a Tag Team Championship division afoot, seeing as this is where his forte lies.

Vickie cuts in on Otunga and tells Jimmy Uso that there are no plans for a Tag Team Championship in CSWDW this season, due to a distinct lack of recognised tag teams. Vickie asks Jimmy and Otunga to excuse her and she walks away. Otunga sneers at Uso and follows.

Jimmy Uso reaches into his pocket and takes out a photograph, it’s of his brother Jey Uso. Jimmy looks at it mournfully.

Jimmy Uso : And I miss you…. Like the deserts miss the rain.
And I miss you…. Yeah…. Like the deserts miss the rain.

Jimmy solemnly stares at the photo then pokes his tongue out in a Samoan fashion

Jimmy Uso : BLAAHHH!

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***Entertainers Division - Semi Final***
***Flo Rida v William Shatner***

Flo Rida vs William Shatner

Flo Rida dominates the match with an impressive powerful display. Shatner gets in little offence and Flo picks him up onto his shoulders, spinning him around.

Flo: You spin my head right round right round when you go down when you go down down

Shatner’s spinning legs knock the referee out of the ring. Flo turns the spin into a high impact spinebuster, then sets Shatner up for the People’s Elbow. Suddenly Heath Slater dives into the ring and hits Flo Rida with “Sweetness” (Inverted DDT), then jumps back out again. Shatner covers Flo just as the referee gets back in the ring 1….2…..3.

***Winner by pinfall, William Shatner***

Shatner celebrates as Heath Slater backs away up the ramp shouting “How’s your Good Feeling now Florida?”

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Kofi Kingston is backstage preparing for the main event of Kingston/Sting/Foley v Sandow/Christian/Rhodes, he is humming the tune to "Kingston Town" when Damien Sandow attacks Kingston from behind, he slams Kingston face first into the wall and then hits the Russian Leg Sweep. "You're welcome".

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***Entertainers Division - Semi Final***
***David Hasselhoff v Pee Wee Herman***

Pee Wee: Today's secret word is "Aaaahhhhhh".

Hoff: I am going to beat this moron and win the Entertainers Division Championship.

Pee Wee: I know you are, but what am I?!

Hoff chases Pee Wee around the ring but Pee Wee avoids him and as Hoff hits the turnbuckle, Pee Wee trips him over then twists his ear!

Pee Wee: What do you say Hoff?

Hoff: Aaaaahhhhh!

Pee Wee: You said the secret word!

Sirens sound and lights go off and on, Hasselhoff looks confused as Pee Wee Herman jumps around pointing at Hasselhoff!

The Coach says this is the worst match since himself v JR. Tenay asks who's JR? Coach calls him "some hillbilly from Oklahoma".

Pee Wee Herman is facing the crowd, Hasselhoff school boys Pee Wee for the pin, one, two, three!

***Winner by pinfall, David Hasselhoff***

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Flo Rida is backstage venting his rage at David Otunga about Heath Slater attacking him, when Gonzo from The Muppets walks in asking if anyone's seen Fozzie Bear. Flo Rida grabs Gonzo by the nose and holds him up angrily.

Flo: When I joined, it was for money, and for fun. Now the money's banked, the fun has ran out, and I want to hurt Heath Slater. Make it happen, or the puppet gets it.

Otunga: Ok, ok. Put the puppet down...

Gonzo: That's Muppet...

Otunga: At the PPV, it will be Flo Rida v Heath Slater, in a Miami Street Fight!

Flo Rida looks pleased with the announcement.

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Lillian Garcia announces the main event of the evening;

***Damien Sandow/Cody Rhodes/Christian v Sting/Mankind***

Christian is out first, he says he cannot compete due to a muscle strain, but he has a doctors note and he will be at ringside throughout because he is a hero.

***Damien Sandow/Cody Rhodes v Sting/Mankind***

Once again, Cody Rhodes and Mankind argue about who should wear the mask, Cody says "Phantom this" and cheap shots Mankind, and the two brawl outside the ring and through the crowd!

The end comes with Sting setting up Sandow for the Scorpion Death Drop, Christian climbs onto the apron and Sting goes after Christian, Christian drops from the apron and berates Sting from outside of the ring. As Sting turns around, Sandow is back to his feet and hits the Iron Lotus! Sandow pins Sting, one, two, three!

***Winners by pinfall, Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes***

Sting recovers and chases Christian from the ring and to the back, leaving Sandow in the ring. Sandow gets a microphone, but as he goes to speak Kofi Kingston's music hits! Sandow stares at the ramp but Kingston hits the ring from the crowd and lays into Sandow with punch after punch!
Kingston gets the upper hand and he backs off, he sets up for the Trouble in Paradise kick and nails Sandow in the face with it! Kingston mocks Sandow by saying "You're welcome", and Kofi sings to end the show;

Kofi: The night seems to fade,
But the moonlight lingers on
There are wonders for everyone...woo ho
The stars shine so bright,
But they're fading after dawn
There is magic in Kingston Town
Oh Kingston Town,
The place I long to be
If I had the whole world
I would give it away
Just to see the girls at play, yeahhhh

when I am king,
Surely I would need a queen
And a palace and everything, yeah yeah
And now I am king,
And my queen will come at dawn

She'll be waiting in Kingston Town
She'll be waiting in Kingston Town, by now
She'll be waiting in Kingston Town, oh ya
She'll be waiting in Kingston Town, oh ya

Show 2: LCW v CSWDW

The show opens with JR talking about the tournament for the title and Kanes attempted cremation of Hulk Hogan. We then cut backstage to Shane Hagadorn chuckling at an upset Carlito. He comments on Carlito losing to Sara Del Ray last week and getting concussed from her roundhouse kick. Carlito complains about women being in the tournament and grumbles as Hagadorn tells him that he is out of the running for a brilliant manager which upsets Carlito even more.

We then cut to the ring where a scared Garret Bischoff runs down the ramp, grabs the announcers mic and demands to use his loophole. Mike Adamle appears on the titantron and says he can't but Garret threatens him with his fathers influence and Mike agrees, telling him that in the future his initial opponent will get him in the ring, he rolls a tumbler for the remaining 6 opponents and pulls one out, looking rather curious at it as Garret demands to know who it is. Mike simply smiles and tells him he will know right now because he is next

AJ V Garret

AJ starts walking to the ring nervously as Garret smiles.

-Garret starts taking control as AJ tries to escape a headlock
-Soon Garret hits a neckbreaker and acts very cocky as he throws AJ into the corner
-He hits a few hard chops and taunts AJ as she slowly gets up.
-She dodges a chop, only to be hit with a hard backfist that makes her snap
-She throws hard punches into Garrets face in the corner and ignores the ref for a DQ

Winner by DQ: Garret
Time: 5 mins

After the match Garret scrambles up the ramp scared and bleeding as AJ grins and wipes the blood on her hand before blowing a kiss to Garret, making him run backstage.

Kenny King v Jey Uso

Kenny King smiles and taunts the fans as he walks into the ring. Jey enters and tries to do his usual intro but he looks sad and stops halfway before looking to where Jimmy would usually dance with him. Kenny mocks his dance and that causes Jey to charge into the ring starting the match

-Jey starts throwing wild punches and staggers Kenny King
-Kenny easily catches him with a spinebuster and dominates, the crowd booing him
-Jey catches him with a spinebuster but starts shouting at Kenny
-Who then promptly his a Cornation on him for the win.

Winner: Kenny King
Time: 6 minutes

Kenny celebrates as Jey walks back up the ramp looking despondant. We cut backstage to see Kane holding the USA flag. He talks about symbols of the flag in Swagger, Slaughter and Angle. He talks about hating being the symbol when it was forced upon him. He says he is a force from hell and that this flag symbolises the weakness in his heart. He talks about Hogan being the biggest and highest symbol and how he will make him fall from grace. He then throws the flag into a trashcan before setting it on fire.

Winter v Brooke

Both women come out to cheers and tease the audience for a long time with the ring ropes.

-The match starts as they lock up, the crowd chanting for more teasing.
-A minute in the crowds chants are getting to them as they stop and talk.

They ask for a mic and tell the audience that they want to please everyone so they have agreed to restart this match as a bikini contest. JR looks suprised as the girls run to the back an get changed behind a screen, the camera showing the audience. They walk to the ring in robes with an almost drunk Shane Hagadorn who insists on managing them both.

Winner: The Fans
Time: 1 minute

Winter v Brooke - Bikini Contest

-Winter reveals shes wearing a white bikini and poses for the fans
-Brooke reveals a USA style bikini and smiles before Winter blows a kiss to her.
-Brooke then suddenly leaves the ring as Shane and JR look confused
-Winter smiles wickedly and poses in front of Shane, who declares her the winner.

Winner: Winter
Time: Can we measure Hagadorns drool?

Shane follows her up the ramp and she kicks him in the balls, declaring Brooke was easy and Shane is just a man. She has a spell on them all.

Cesaro v Goldberg

Goldberg is seen doing his traditional entrance when Cesaro attacks him on the ramp, he throws him into the steps and the ringpost, hurting his Jackhammer arm. Martin Stone walks down to the ring and takes a position near commentary.

-Cesaro works on the injured arm early on, hitting a back suplex on it.
-Goldberg stuns Cesaro with a head kick as Stone stands up interested.
-Cesaro is hit with the Spear as Goldberg tells Stone to keep out.
-Goldberg signals the Jackhammer, Stone enters the ring and nails Cesaro for the DQ

Winner by DQ: Cesaro
Time: 11 minutes

After the match Goldberg attacks Stone but Cesaro nails him with the lariat and both men visciously stomp on Goldbergs arms and legs before hitting him with London Bridge and the Ricola Bomb. They kick Goldberg out of the ring and say that his time is over, he is done and that they are the future of LCW. Goldberg staggers up the ramp as they pose.

"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" plays as Mike Adamle walks out with two tumblers on tables and gets them into the ring. He says that there will be one bye in each tournament due to numbers and that the draws will be done randomly. He spins the tumbler as the following matches appear for the US Title Tournament.

Uso v Douglas
Carlito v Brooke
Hass v Dupree
AJ v Hogan

Carlito and Hogan look upset at his draw and demands it be changed but Adamle refuses siting its randomised nature. He also points out that Goldberg gets the bye, causing Cesaro and Stone to look for him, Hogan looks unimpressed as Adamle draws out the LCW Heavyweight Title matches.

Miz v Sara Del Ray
Winter v Stone
Kane v Kaz
Cesaro v Kenny King

The women smile at their draws as the others look unimpressed as Garret dances around and yells in their faces because he has the bye. Kane promptly chokeslams him as the cameras cut to Cesaro and Stone in the parking lot attacking a weakened Goldberg with chairs, security gets laid out by Cesaro back as Stone attempts to run Goldberg over, only for a fan in his car to take the hit instead, causing the duo to flee as they see the unconcious fan.

Odnando Valley Wrestling v Norwich City Wrestling Federation

"Burn it down" hits as OVW goes to air with General Manager Eric Bishcoff in the ring, After last week's glimpse of what OVW is all about we're going to settle the title situations on this weeks show.

A Battle Royal at the end of the show will decided the undisputed OVW World Champion and a triple threat match will decide the OVW Cruiserweight Champion


Match 1 - Lord Tensai vs Jigsaw - No DQ Match
- Jigsaw waits in the ring as Lord Tensai strolls down with a menacing look on his face.
- As Tensai climbs on the apron Jigsaw attacks him but gets thrown back across the ring.
- Tensai drops off the apron and pulls a Kendo Stick from under the ring.
- He lands a monsterous shot over the head of Jigsaw who slumps to the ground
- Tensai runs the ropes and lands the senton splash and signals for Jigsaw to get up
- Tensai blows green mist into his and lands a faceheld STO for the 3 count

Winner : Lord Tensai

We go ringside to Jerry Lawler who hypes how impressive Lord Tensai has been and wonders who on earth can stop him.......

El Generico is back stage with a smile on his face after a earning a contract last week against Jushin Liger. He walks into Eric Bishcoff who tells him to get to the ring he has a match.

Match 2 ?? vs El Generico
- El Generico makes his way to the ring and waits for his opponent who doesn't appear when his music plays
- As Generico stands look at the ramp Kenta Kobashi sneaks in behind and lands a Burning Hammer leaving Generico out cold in the middle of the ring

Kobashi stands over him and says welcome to OVW Bitch!

We go backstage where Jay Lethal/Jack Evans/Super Crazy are all walking to the ring for the OVW Cruiserweight title match.

Match 3 - Jay Lethal vs Jack Evans vs Super Crazy for the OVW Cruiserweight Championship
- We start the match with a double dropkick from Super Crazy sending both to the outside he follows up with a suicide dive
- Crazy goes for the moonsault to the outside but lands on the rail
- Lethal takes him out with the Lethal Injection on the concrete floor
- Lethal rolls Evans into the ring and goes up top for the elbow drop
- Lethal misses and Evans lands a standing corkscrew moonsault for a 2 count
- He pulls Lethal to his feet but gets a low blow and Lethal nails the Lethal Injection only to be pulled out the ring by Super Crazy
- Crazy lays out Lethal with the Crazy Bomb
- He goes into the ring and lands the trifecta of moonsaults on Evans for the 3 count

Winner and New OVW Cruiserweight Champion - Super Crazy

Super Crazy climbs the turnbuckles with the title as the fans go crazy, Jerry Lawler goes through the replay of the match leading to the title win.

We go backstage to Eric Bishcoff who's coming to the ring to watch tonight's Main Event

Main Event - Battle Royal to decide OVW World Champion
- Daniel Bryan/Jeff Hardy/Dean Ambrose/Jushin Liger and Sami Callihan are all in the ring
- Ambrose goes after Hardy,Bryan quickly eliminates Sami Callihan who charges him
- Callihan gets back in the ring and lays out Bryan with the Headlock Driver.
- Liger takes advantage of this by landing a Brainbuster on the turnbuckle then shoving Bryan out the ring
- Ambrose hits Hardy with a low blow and lands the Moxicity but is thrown over the top by Liger as he stands there gloating
- Liger and Hardy go back and forth until Hardy hits the twist of fate and eliminates Liger
- Hardy goes to celebrate as the lights go down and the Undertaker appears behind Hardy who quickly realizes who turns into the Tombstone Piledriver
- As Undertaker eliminates Eric Bishcoff leaves his seat and applauds the Undertaker who startes him down
- He leans to give Taker the title but pulls it away last second and goes not a chance
- Taker turns around into a thunderous spear from Edge with a manical look on his face,With help from Bishcoff Edge throws Taker over the top rope

Winner and New OVW World Champion - EDGE!

Eric Bishcoff straps the title around Edge and raises his arm in the air as the show goes off air

Week 2 - Odnando Valley Wrestling v Norwich City Wrestling Federation

The opening credits roll and we are LIVE from Carrow Road for the next installment of NCWF! Kevin Kelly introduces to show and his new broadcast partner Bobby Heenan!! Kelly recaps what happened on last weeks show and then Vince McMahon’s music hits!

In ring segment

Vince, Linda, Shane and the NCWF World Champion Dolph Ziggler make there way down to the ring to a chorus of boos and major heat. Once in the ring Shane grabs the mic and explains his actions from last week, “ I was hired by my mother and father last week, to make sure that Triple H didn’t win the title, as well as RVD. It was business.” Vince grabs the mic from his son. “Dolph Ziggler is the fastest rising star in this business, and we have hired him to lead our quest for domination. Dolph Ziggler is officially the lead wrestler in the stable The Empire!”
*Triple H’s music hits, and HHH, RVD and Stephanie emerge at the top of the ramp*
Stephanie grabs the mic, “You may have your new stable, but we are still a force in this company. I make the matches around here and tonight our main event will be Triple H and RVD against Shane McMahon and Dolph Ziggler in a tag team match! If Triple H and RVD win they get to face Dolph in a Hell in a Cell match at the PPV for the title! And you may have The Empire now, but we have something up our sleeves too…” She drops the mic and they walk off. Dolph is in the ring fuming and screaming at Vince and Linda who look perplexed. “Well The Empire have a tough task tonight and what does Steph mean they have something up there sleeves?” exclaims Kevin Kelly. “We must go backstage where I understand we have our special guest host for the evening waiting with Bobby Heenan.”

Backstage Segment

“Thanks Kevin. I am here with Grant Holt!” The 27,000 strong crowd erupts in a chorus of ‘Grant Holt! We *bleep* love Grant Holt! “Grant what do you have to say?” Holt grabs the mic, “Up next we have a divas tag team match!”

Match 1 - The Bellas vs ‘Sweet’ Saraya Knight and Aksana
- Pre Match we see a video Package introducing the Bella Twins to the fed, it outlines their previous history and they talk about what they want to do in their time here. We are also told the winning team will face Maryse for the Ladies title at the PPV
- The two teams are in the ring as the match is about to begin Maryse’s Music hits and she makes her way to the Commentary booth, where she remains for the remainder of the match.
- Saraya and Nicki Bella start out
- Saraya uses her aggressive British style to take advantage, she also uses some underhand tactics including a dropkick down low when Nicki is slumped in the corner
- Saraya hits a Facebuster but Brie breaks up the pin attempt
- Aksana runs in and kicks Brie out of the ring, the 2 brawl outside the ring
- With the ref distracted with the action outside the ring, Maryse hits the ring with a chair and hits Saraya with it and places Nicki on top of her for the fall
Winners- The Bellas

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from Commercial with the newly crowned NCWF Cruiserweight Champion Justin Gabriel in the ring on crutches.
“Gabriel suffered an injury in a vicious attack from Shelton last week” exclaims Kelly. “Lets hear what he has to say”

In ring promo

“I have suffered a back injury from the attack last week but that doesn’t hurt me as I am still the NCWF Crusierweight Champion!” The crowd cheers! “What does hurt me is not having that belt with me, and I would like Shelton to come down and hand it back to me now…” The crowd waits, as does Gabriel. Then suddenly the lights go out! And seconds later a huge crashing noise is heard. “OH MY GOD” shouts Heenan! The lights come back on and Gabriel is lying on the floor in agony, having been put through the announce table it seems! “Who done this?” Kelly says! Then the titantron cuts in and reads, “AIN’T NO STOPPING ME NOW!” And we go to a commercial..

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from commercial to find Grant Holt in the ring ready to announce the next match. “Due to Zebra Kid being released the NCWF Tag Team titles have been vacated. This means that up next we have a match for the NCWF Tag Team titles!”

Match 2 - La Parka and Buff Bagwell vs Adam Cole and Kassius Ohno for the NCWF Tag Team titles
- Cole and Ohno come out to boos. La Parka and Bagwell to cheers.
- Ohno and La Parka start the match out and exchange some hard shots
- Ohno hits an elbow to the side of La Parka’s head and Tags in Cole
- Cole now uses some punishing Submission moves stretching out La Parka, as it looks as though La Parka is going to tap, Bagwell runs in and causes separation
- La Parka hits an Enzegurie and rolls over to the corner and tags in Bagwell
- Bagwell hits some big power moves on the smaller Cole
- Bagwell hits the Blockbuster to gain the fall
Winners and New Tag Team Champions- La Parka and Buff Bagwell

After the match La Parka and Buff Bagwell celebrate inside the ring, but are distracted by something on the screen. It says Tatsu and Shiozaki are coming. Then they turn and see Tatsu and Shiozaki are behind them with steel chairs and they hit Bagwell and La Parka knocking them out.

COMMERCIAL BREAK


Bobby Heenan is seen backstage, he welcomes his guests at this time Roderick Strong and Davey Richards. Both men stare intensely at each other. Heenan announces that starting next week the 2 men will face off in a best of 3 series which will if needs be culminate at the PPV. Both men go nose to nose as security run in to close the segment.

Match 3 – Davey Richards vs Tommy Dreamer
Richards is makes his way to the ring to boos, and Dreamer comes out to cheers from the crowd.
- The match starts and Richards takes control with a huge clothesline.
- Richards dominates Dreamer with a series of kicks
- Then he locks in the Sharpshooter, will Dreamer tap!
- Just as Dreamer is about to tap, Richards releases the hold and heads up top.
- Richards hits the shooting start press and covers Dreamer, 1..2…3 RICHARDS wins comfortably.

After the match Richards grabs a table from outside the ring, and places Dreamer on it. He heads up top, “There is no need for this!” exclaims Kelly. Suddenly RODERICK STRONG comes from nowhere and pushes Richards onto the floor! Richards gets up and heads up the ramp, looking angry as Strong helps Dreamer up and we head backstage…

Backstage Segment

Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are talking with RVD backstage and are seen heading into the locker room area. Then Joey Barton appears on screen and says that the main event is next!

Match 4 – Triple H and RVD vs Dolph Ziggler and Shane McMahon – If Triple H and RVD win they face Ziggler for the title at the PPV.
- Ziggler and Shane enter to major heat, and Triple and RVD to cheers.
- The match starts off with Shane and RVD in the ring. RVD gains the upper hand early on and manages to hit Rolling thunder on Shane!
- As RVD goes up top for the 5 star frog splash, the referee gets distracted and Ziggler pushes him off onto the floor below!
- Shane gets RVD in the ring and tags in Ziggler. Ziggler works on RVD for many minutes with an array of submission moves.
- Ziggler gets RVD into the sleeper hold! RVD is fading, the ref grabs his hand and drops it 1! He repeats it, 2! He grabs it again and the hand DOESN’T fall!
- RVD rises up and manages to suplex Ziggler, and both competitors crawl to there corners and GET THE TAGS!
- Triple H comes in as well as Shane and Triple H hits the running knee! He then follows it up with the trademark Spinebuster!!
- Ziggler runs in and also gets a Spinebuster! “This is chaos” exclaims Kelly. RVD goes up top and hits the 5 STAR FROG SPLASH on Ziggler.
- Shane starts to get up, but Triple H hits him with the PEDIGREE! 1…2…3 TRIPLE H AND RVD WIN!!

“Triple H and RVD will face Dolph Ziggler inside Hell in a Cell at the PPV! What a match up!” says Heenan!
Triple H and RVD hug each other in the ring, and the crowd is going crazy! Then over the barricade come the team of Yoshi Tatsu and Go Shiozaki and attack Triple H and RVD! “Tatsu and Shiozaki are part of The Empire!” exclaims Kelly! Shane and Ziggler get up and come in the ring laughing, and help with the beating. Then out of nowhere the NCWF Tag Team Champions of La Parka and Buff Bagwell come down and clear house!!!
We end the show with Ziggler, Shane, Tatsu and Shiozaki heading up the ramp together and Triple H, RVD, La Parka and Bagwell in the ring! “It seems The Empire has two new members, but what Vince and Linda can do, Stephanie McMahon can do better as she seems to have hired the NCWF Tag Team Champions! We’ll see you next week” says a breathless Kevin Kelly as NCWF goes off the air.

Week 2: Bum Fight Promotions V Hokori PRO
Show Name: Hokori PRO: The Religious Affect.
Injuries: Beth Phoenix

We get a video package highlighting last week’s show. It briefly shows each round of the tournament with each winner. It then shows a few highlights of the final closing with Abyss being crowned and holding the world title. The show begins with the usual pyro, as Booker T welcomes the fans to the show. He immediately hypes the outcome of last week’s show and what will we have in store this week including crowning a new PRO woman’s champion. The ring announcer introduces the first match to kick off the show.

Match 1 – Michael McGillicutty V Billy Kidman
- They both tie up, but McGillicutty’s impressive size & quickness puts Kidman down to the mat. Kidman manages to get into the match up as he counters a move into a sidewalk slam.
- Billy Kidman brings pace to the match. He put his opponent down with a DDT and follows up with a slingshot legdrop using the ropes.
- The match turns when Kidman looks to use the ropes as a springboard. As he looks to jump, Michael kicks the ropes causing him to fall. He looks intense as he hits a belly-to belly.
- He continues to wear down Kidman, as he applies a drop-toe hold applying multiple submissions. Kidman manages to break out and hits a running bulldog much to the crowd’s delight
- Kidman continues to look impressive as he hits an array of attacking moves. He puts Michael down with a sitout facebuster. He pupms up the crowd going for a shooting star press, but on the last second Michael rolls out of harms way.
- The finish comes when McGillicutty stops Kidman in his tracks with an atomic drop. He hits a running knee and follows with the McGillicutter. He scores the pinfall.

Winner Via Pinfall Michael McGillicutty 06:30
The official raises the arm of McGillicutty after an impressive debut match.

A Vignette appears on the screen. A man begins to talk, but you cannot see most of his face as it’s covered, but you can see he is wearing sun glasses. He talks briefly about religion and honesty. His finals words are that the truth will finally come out. The video then stops as the screen turns black.

In Ring Segment
Kevin Steen’s music hits has he makes his way down to the ring. He interacts with the crowd before ripping up a fan’s sign. He grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd getting some serious heat. He cuts a heel promo against the entire roster. He demands that he is next in line to receive a title shot, as he had Abyss beat last week only for Truth Martini to interfere. This brings out Kurt Angle; he walks down the ring and gets right into the face of Steen going nose to nose.

Pro President Jim Cornette rushes to the ring. He gets between them. Steen makes shots at Angle calling him old and past it. Jim Cornette finally gets Steen to shut up. He then says that he’s glad both of you are out here, as this next announcement concerns the both of you. Tonight, the losing semi-finalists which are Kurt Angle, Ron Killings & Kevin Steen, will compete in a triple threat elimination match with the winner earning a future PRO World Title Shot! As the crowd pop, Cornette quickly gets out the ring. He wishes Angle & Steen good luck. Kurt & Steen have words before Steen leaves.

We cut to a Commercial Break.

Match 2 – Abyss & Chessman w/Truth Martini V Paul London & Brian Kendrick Tornado Tag Rules
Paul London & Brian Kendrick get a great pop heading to the ring. They are both making their debut for the company tonight. World Champion Abyss is next out with Chessman. Truth Martini joins the announce team putting over Abyss & Chessman

- London & Kendrick take the fight to the monster’s using their quickness. They both send Abyss out to the floor, as London runs for a suicide dive, Chessman catches him with a sweet super kick.
- Back into the ring, Abyss catches London leaping from the top & then throws him over the top rope to the floor. He & Chessman then double team Brian Kendrick with some big power moves.
- Going for a double team, Abyss directs Chessman to the top rope but is pushed off by London as he gets to the apron. Meanwhile Kendrick counters Abyss’s chokeslam into implant DDT as London dives off the top hitting a 450 splash.
- Chessman tries to get into the ring, but is met with a leg drop from the top rope. They then double team Abyss, as one hits a missile dropkick, the other one hits a bulldog from the top taking Abyss down.
- The match starts to turn as Paul London goes for a hurricanranna, Chessman counters into a sit-down powerbomb.
- Kendrick dives from the top rope, but in one swoop, Abyss catches and hits a devastating black hole slam.
- Abyss then grabs on oncoming Paul London by the neck, he pushes him into Chessman’s direction who hits a spear wiping him out. Chessman hooks the legs and gets the win.

Winners Via Pinfall Abyss & Chessman 09:06
Post Match & Truth Martini, gets into the ring raising the arms of his tag team The Foreign Legion stand tall.

Backstage Segment
We cut backstage to see Velvet Sky talking about her title chances. Before long Beth Phoenix walks into camera shot as Sky stops her conversation. Beth gets into the face of her intimidating Velvet Sky. There is a loud noise and as the camera turns away then back onto the knockout’s Beth Phoenix is lying there with a small pool of blood forming in the form. Velvet freezes in fear as she looks around. You can hear a woman’s laughter. As the camera turns, you can see a woman running away down the corridor.

We cut to a Commercial Break.

Match 3 –– Beth Phoenix V Kaitlyn V Sarita V Velvet Sky PRO Women’s Title Match Fatal 4 Way
All the women make their way down. We’re waiting for Phoenix has her music plays. After waiting, a woman comes out, but it’s not Beth, It’s Daffney! She mocks Beth copying her trademark pose. She gets in the ring as all the other women look on cautiously.

- The match starts out with everybody going after Daffney. As she crawls out to the floor, all the other’s turn on each other going for quick pin attempts only for somebody to break the pins.
- Sarita, throws an coming Kaityln over the top rope. She hits the La Rienera on Daffney she then goes for the pin only for Velvet to hit a splash from the top breaking the cover.
- Daffney & Sky are both fighting on the top until Kaitlyn shoves both women off the top down to the floor on the outside. She then dives through the ropes taking out all 3 of them. Sarita, then flies from the top rope with a diving crossbody taking everybody out in the match-up as the crowd pop!
- The match comes to a finish when Daffney throws Kaitlyn into the ring post. As she comes away holding her shoulder, Daffney hits knee face breaker. As she’s about to go for the cover, Velvet rolls her up with a sneak pin and gets the pinfall.

Winner & New PRO Women’s Champion – Velvet Sky 06:13
Velvet is handed the championship belt as she hugs it. She celebrates the win posing with the title from the top rope.

Match 4 – Juventud Guerrera V Alberto Del Rio
We get a video package highlighting last week’s match where Juventud & Del Rio were tag partners in the World Title Tournament, with both guys not getting on and ending up being eliminated. Juve comes out to a big pop as he gets the fans going. Del Rio stalls at every chance to get into the ring.

- Juve has had enough, and leaps over the top rope with a suicide flip onto Del Rio taking him out. Juve’s quick to get up pumping up the fans as he drags Alberto into the ring to kick off the match
- Juve continues to dominate putting ADR down with a spinning heel kick. He hits a top rope hurricanranna and follows with a springboard moonsault just getting a 2 count.
- Del Rio by using heel tactics kicking the ropes takes charge. He hits the double-knee arm breaker taking control as he grounds Guerro locking in muiltple arm & shoulder submissions
- Looking dominant, Del Rio throws Juve with a releasing German suplex. He goes to lock in the cross armbreaker but Juve brushes him off then hitting a face-buster.
- Juve manages to put Alberto down with a tornado DDT. As he climbs to the top steadying himself Del Rio manages to hit a step-up enziguri knocking him down into the ring.
- He then rummages in his pants and grabs a foreign object. Wasting time Juve goes on the offensive hitting a double under-hook power bomb.
- He signals to the crowd he’s going to finish the match. He lifts Del Rio into the air going for the Juve Driver, only for Del Rio to hit him with the foreign object knocking him out cold. The official has no choice but to throw the match out.

Winner Via DQ Juventud Guerrera 11:34
Post match & Del Rio gets down to the floor in the face of Juventud trashing talking him. He then goes outside and grabs steel chair. Guerrera on his feet ducks and misses the chair shot. Del Rio rolls out to the floor pointing his finger at him while holding the steel chair in the other. This one is far from over.

We cut to a Commercial Break.

Interview Segment
Guest is Kurt Angle. He talks about his chances in the match-up until Kevin Steen walks into the shot. The two men go face to face then Kevin Steen spits right into the face of Kurt Angle. Kurt doesn’t respond as Steen walks away. We then cut to ringside.

Main Event Match Kurt Angle V Ron “Truth” Killings V Kevin Steen Number #1 Contenders Match for the PRO World Title
All 3 men make their way down to the ring, with Kurt Angle coming down last. He freezes on the stage making eye contact at Steen. He then charges to the ring attacking Kevin Steen to kick off the match.

- All 3 men square off against each other. Steen is first thrown out to the floor as Truth & Angle chain wrestle. After Angle is thrown to the outside, Truth with a flurry of offence dominates Steen.
- Angle hits an Angle slam then as Truth rolls to the floor. Steen then grounds Angle then looking to hit a fisherman buster, Ron wipes out both guys with a springboard 450.
- Looking to catch a break. Steen runs up to the top then flies with a Moon-Sault taking down both Angle & Killings. He grins to himself as he then applies the sharpshooter on Angle screaming for him to tap out. Killings breaks it up with a flying twisting forearm.
- Steen climbs to the top but Killings quickly stops him. He joins him on the top until Angle leaps and hits a top rope German releasing suplex on Truth. Steen then attempts a somersault leg drop, taking down Kurt with all 3 guys down.
- The match pace starts to quicken, Killings goes for a jumping high kick, Steen ducks but Kurt catches his ankle applying the ankle lock. Steen quickly breaks it up throwing Kurt away before hitting the package piledriver eliminating Ron Killings.
- Steen looks to go for the package piledriver, Angle fights out then hitting an Angle Slam. He goes for a moonsault but Steen catches him. He looks to hit the F-CINQ, but Kurt takes him down applying the ankle lock, Steen has no choice but to tap out!

Winner Via Submission & New #1 Contender Kurt Angle 15:21

Steen rolls out to the floor nursing his ankle. In the ring Kurt pulls down his straps and does his trademark pose. Angle invites Steen back into the ring to fight, but Steen signals and then walks away leaving Kurt Angle to celebrate the victory!

Close Show.

Week 3 tactics

Week 3
Odnando Valley Wrestling v Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling

"Burn it down" hits the air as OVW goes live.

Eric Bischoff is stood in the ring with the fans chanting "Why Eric Why" Eric smirks and says all will be revealed in good time and now it's time to bring out the new OVW World Champion EDGE!

"You Think You Know Me" hits as Edge walks down to the ring with the OVW Title over his shoulder, He slides in the ring and embraces Eric. Eric hands the mic over to Edge.

When Eric approached me about joining OVW he assured me that we were looking to the future of this company, We knew Taker was planning to show at the last minute and steal the title as he always does... so we made an agreement to make sure the past it old man doesn't stop the future of OVW coming through. So all you idiots at ringside your welcome.... As they both leave the ring to booes

Match 1 - Lord Tensai vs El Generico - Falls Count Anywhere
- El Generico comes out to massive cheers but gets attacked from behind by Tensai
- Tensai throws him into the stage head 1st and sets up a table below the stage and signals for the chokebomb off the stage
- Tensai lifts up Generico but he fights out and looks at the table below and tries to lift Tensai for the brainbuster off the stage.
- Tensai doesn't shift and smashes him over the head and launches Generico off the stage with a chokebomb through the table
- Tensai poses whilst looking down at Generico and backs up and launches off the stage with a senton onto a crumpled Generico for the 3 count

Winner: Lord Tensai

We go to ringside where Jerry Lawler asks who the hell can stop this man as we go through the highlights of the match.

We go backstage to Kenta Kobashi where his asked why he attacked El Generico last week.

Why i attack him because his not good enough for this company it's about the best of the best and his a spot monkey jobber all he does is go through tables and coast on his reputation of it.

Until OVW is ridden of El Generico then i will keep attacking him.

Match 2 - Jigsaw vs Kenta Kobashi - Hardcore Match
- "Rock the Casbah" hits as Jigsaw walks to the ring , followed by Kenta Kobashi who smirks at the top of the ramp laughing at jigsaw as he walks to the ring.
- Before he climbs into the ring and grabs a dustbin and a singapore cane and throws them into the ring.
- Jigsaw approaches him but gets hit with a roundhouse to the head
- Kenta rips into him with cane shot after cane shot.
- He stands over Jigsaw mocking him shouting at him who rolls him up for the 3 count

Winner: Jigsaw

A furious Kobashi attacks a celebrating jigsaw by placing the bin over his head and lands several cane shots to it followed by a brainbuster with the bin still attached to him

Jerry Lawler at ringside lambasts Kobashi over his conduct and says someone aught to teach him a lesson in respect.

We go backstage where Jay Lethal storms into Eric Bischoff's office and demands a match against Super Crazy for the Cruiserweight Title. Eric says ill give you a shot but only if you win your match tonight, Lethal asks who his opponent will be but Eric tells him to wait and see.

Match 3 -Jay Lethal vs Daniel Bryan - If Jay Lethal wins he will get a Cruiserweight Title shot
- "Time and Time again" hits as Jay Lethal comes out to booing from the crowd
- Daniel Bryan comes out and chants Yes! all the way to the ring even going to Jerry Lawler and shouting Yes! down his microphone
- Bryan rolls into the ring but gets attacked by Lethal who lands a spinning neckbreaker for the 2 count.
- Lethal starts to get arrogant which costs him when Bryan escapes a suplex and lands a belly to back suplex and heads up top.
- Lethal gets up and hits Bryan before he can leap and goes for the superplex but gets shoved off by Bryan who lands a flying headbutt for a 2 count.
- Lethal hits a cheap shot as being dragged up and goes for the brainbuster
- Bryan gouges the eyes and lands a roundhouse kick before locking in the cattle mutilation for the submission win

Winner - Daniel Bryan

Jerry Lawlers hints that Jay Lethal may have been jumped in line for a shot at the Cruiserweight Title by Daniel Bryan

Daniel Bryan chants YES! all the way up the ramp to the back

We go backstage to Jeff Hardy walking through the back talking to various staff and when he sees Dean Ambrose he's going to lay him out.

Dean Ambrose walks up behind him with a crazed look on his face and throws Hardy threw a glass window. Ambrose kneels at Hardy's side and says until you've paid for your sins then this will never be over

Main Event - Edge vs ???
"You think you know me" hits as edge strolls to the ring to the crowd calling him a sell out. He grabs a mic and issues an open challenge to anyone in the back.

"Way of the dragon" hits as Jushin Liger comes out and heads down to ring.

- Edge tries to attack Liger as he enters the ring but gets asian mist into his face blinding him
- Edge goes to the corner holding his eyes as the ref comes to check on him Liger approaches but edge hits a low blow without him noticing.
- Edge turns around with an evil smiles on his face without any mist on his face.
- He calls for Liger to turn around and lands a thunderous Spear for the 3 count

Winner - OVW World Champion - Edge

After the match Edge poses around the ring until the lights go out and the titantron lights up with Undertakers face. He bellows out " Fate waits for no man" which creeps out Edge who high tails in through the crowd with the belt looking around the arena for Undertaker as the show ends

Week 3
Odnando Valley Wrestling v Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling

Injury: Jimmy Uso

We are welcomed to Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling by Mike Tenay, who is sad to announce the departure of Sting from the federation due to what he calls contractual issues. The Coach comments on Sting taking his ball and going home, Tenay says he knows full well it goes deeper than that.

Christian walks out to the ring smiling, he says he got rid of Sting from CSWD because Sting is not welcome. CSWD is a ridiculous place, made only more ridiculous by Sting. Christian says CSWD is missing one thing, a World Champion. Christian suggests Vickie Guerrero and David Otunga put down their Singstars and crown him Champion.

Otunga is out and he says while he's not singing right now, he and Christian are singing off the same songsheet. Otunga says Christian will go one on one with a mystery opponent tonight, and the winner is going to be crowned the first ever CSWDW World Champion! Christian appreciates the announcement and says he wont let Otunga down.

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Mike Tenay reminds everyone that Jimmy Uso had a tough time last week due to Vickie Guerrero’s lack of plans for the tag division, and that his brother’s absence from CSWD wrestling really seemed to hit home. Coach agrees and adds that Jimmy picked up a slight injury whilst playing hopscotch during the week, so has gone away for the weekend for a bit of R&R and to cheer himself up.

Coach points at the screen and we are taken to a sunny theme park where Jimmy Uso is stood at the end of a line of boys and girls queuing for a ride. Suddenly everyone starts bopping, including Jimmy, and a lot of the boys and girls link arms in couples and start singing.

Rollercoaster. Of Love.
Rollercoaster. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Rollercoaster. Of Love.
Rollercoaster. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

The line starts moving along and the dancing continues

Your love is like, a rollercoaster, baby baby.
I wanna ride.
Your love is like, a rollercoaster baby baby.
I wanna ride

The queue gets to Jimmy Uso who stops bopping, with a smile on his face. The attendant says there are only two seats left, and points to a young couple in the queue behind Jimmy, indicating that Jimmy should be kind and let them through rather than take up two seats himself. The attendant ushers them through and they take their seats. The rollercoaster whooshes away and the singing fades into the distance.

The attendant puts a rope across the gate then walks off for a cigarette. Jimmy looks around and there is no-one else in the queue, so he stands alone, in silence. After a moment he reaches into his pocket, and takes out a folded up photograph of his brother Jey.

And I miss you.
Like the deserts miss the rain.
And I miss you…. Yeah.
Like the deserts miss the rain.

A tear falls down Jimmy’s cheek then he pokes his tongue out like a Maori.

Jimmy : BLAH!

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***The Great Muta vs The Great Khali***
***Hardcore Match***

The Great Muta brings a Singapore Cane to the ring and begins the match by taking out The Great Khali's legs with a series of blows. When Khali drops to a knee, Muta breaks the Cane over his head.

After a failed pin attempt, Muta goes to the outside and finds another Cane under the ring. He swings this at Khali but Khali grabs it, and uses it to whip Muta into the ropes, nailing a Big Boot on the rebound.

Khali tries to hit Muta with a steel chair passed to him by Ranjin Singh, but Muta dropkicks it out of Khali's hands. Muta takes the chair and raises it high above his head, ready to smack Khali, but Khali evaded then when Muta tries a second time, Khali Big Chops the chair down into Muta's head. Khali pins 1...2....3

***Winner by pinfall, The Great Khali***

Some Punjab music plays and Khali dances in the ring in celebration. He goads Muta by dancing over him, but suddenly Muta sprays Green Mist up into Khali's face. Khali reels away blinded, rolling out of the ring. Muta grabs a mic.

Muta: I Spit on You!
I will spit on you, I don't care who you are. I'LL SPIT ON YOU!
I don't give a f*** about you or your car. I'LL SPIT ON YOU!
F*** your house, F*** your jewellery and F*** your watch. I'LL SPIT ON YOU!
F*** your wife, F*** your kids, F*** your family. I'LL SPIT!

Muta spits Green Mist into the air.

Ranjin Singh grabs a mic as Khali still tries to wipe his eyes clean. Ranjin says this has to end, so at the PPV The Great Khali challenges The Great Muta to a ladder match, where above the ring will be a briefcase with the word "Great" in it, and some Onion Bhajis. The winner gets to keep the prefix "Great" and the Bhajis - and the loser will have to drop "Great" from their name!

The Great Muta nods in agreement.

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Kofi Kingston is backstage ready to sing the You and Me Song by The Wannadies;

Kofi: Always when we fight
I hit you once or twice
And then I say "You're Welcome"
I know you hate that
I'll fight you in the ring
The week after the next
On the Pay Per View
And I will fight you
You and me - will fight - on Pay Per View
You and me - will fight - on Pay Per View

ba ba ba ba ba

It was always
You and me fiiiiighting...

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***Eric Young and Kelly Kelly v Spud-U-Like and Audrey Marie***

The match starts off with Spud trying to rap, he gets about two lines into it when Eric Young rolls up Spud, one, two, three!

***Winners, Eric Young and Kelly Kelly***

Spud is crazy and he argues with the referee, he turns around to Audrey Marie who slaps him across the face hard! Audrey Marie leaves the ring and Spud goes after her! Eric Young hugs Kelly Kelly and he gets a microphone;

EY: Look at me,
There has to be something more than what they see
Wholesome and pure,
Oh so scared and unsure,
a pawn then,
Sandra Dee Sandy,
You must start anew,
Don't you know what you must do
Hold your head high,
Take a deep breath and sigh
Goodbye to Sandra Dee

Eric Young finishes his song and the crowd is silent, Kelly Kelly is confused! The Coach points out that song neither makes sense, nor should it be sung by the man of the relationship...

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Kevin Nash is backstage spraying a bottle of champagne around an empty room when Ron Simmons walks in;

Nash: Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop it in the club
We light it up 80 hour
I said
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop pop pop pop it in the club
We light it up 80 hour, 80 hour
Let the party rock!

Nash turns to see Ron Simmons, who is now covered in Champagne looking completely unimpressed.

Nash: Ron, i'm-

"DAMN!"

Ron Simmons walks off disgusted and soaking wet...

Nash: ...Sorry...

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***Cody Rhodes vs Mankind***

Mankind's music hits and he appears on the ramp. As he makes his way towards the ring Cody Rhodes jumps him from behind. Cody sends Mankind rolling down the ramp towards the ring then kicks him in the ribs against the apron.

Cody shouts at Mankind, telling him he's The Phantom. Cody slams Mankind's head into the ringpost then rolls him in the ring.

Tenay says this match hasn't event started as Cody gets Mankind in a Boston Crab position and tries to take his mask off. Mankind fights Cody off, whipping him into the corner and hitting a running knee then a double arm DDT.

Mankind sets Cody up for the Tree of Woe, but as he charges at him, Rhodes slides free from the turnbuckle and out of the ring. Cody grabs the ring bell and slides back in the ring. He goes to hit Mankind with the bell but Mankind ducks then goes for the Mandible Claw.

Cody breaks the hold by kicking Mankind in the gut then goes for a Disaster Kick, blocked by Mankind. They both end up on the mat, brawling, and taking it in turns to try and take the other's mask off. Eventually more referees arrive to stop the fight.

***Result - No Contest***

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Terry Funk is backstage minding his own business when Pee Wee Herman and David Hasselhoff are having an argument about their match the week before. Pee Wee and The Hoff start shoving each other when Funk tells them both to shut up. Funk says he's sick of all this, "Entertainers" in a Wrestling world. Funk says he may be an old man, but he can still teach you two whippersnappers a lesson in pain. Pee Wee says "I know you are, but what am I?!"

The Hoff suggests Funk gets with the era of Entertainment, people like Funk aren't required anymore. Funk challenges Hoff and Pee Wee to a Hardcore match next week! Hoff accepts before Pee Wee can stop him. Hoff suggests Funk find a partner and make it a tag team match!

Funk nods and walks away, Hoff looks proud but Pee Wee shoves Hoff, asking "what did you do that for?! He's a crazy old man!" Hoff scoffs and doubt Funk even urinate when he wants to these days.

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Mike Tenay says we’ve got a World Exclusive up next, a press conference with the one and only Flo Rida. The camera cuts to a traditional press conference scene, with Flo Rida sat at a table with a jug of water in front of him. The camera pans out to show that all the “press” are The Muppets.

Kermit welcomes Flo Rida and asks the floor for any questions. Gonzo stands up and asks Flo Rida why he’s decided to take up wrestling. Flo Rida answers that he never intended to wrestle in CSWD, but was going to contribute musically…. Until Heath Slater got up in his grill and stuck his big nose into Flo’s flow. No offence to Gonzo.

Animal stands up and says “You. Beat. Slater. You. Face. Me. ARRRRRRGGGH”. Flo replies that he doesn’t want to fight Animal because… Hey I heard you were a Wild One. Ooooh. If I took you on it’d be a home run. You’d show me how it’s done

Flo Rida laughs then leans over the table and tags hands with Animal, who starts banging the table as a drum. Flo stands up and starts rapping. The rest of the muppets dance.

Flo Rida: Oh
I-I like crazy, foolish, stupid
Party going wild, fist pumping
Music, I might lose it
Blast to the roof, that's how we do'z it, do'z it, do'z it.
I don't care the night, she don't care we like
Almost dared the right five
Ready to get live, ain't no surprise
Take me so high, jumping nose dive
Surfing the crowd
Oooh
Said I gotta be the man
When they heading my van, might check one too
Shut them down in the club while the playboy does it, and y'all get loose loose
After bottle, we all get bit and again tomorrow
Gotta break loose cause that's the motto
Club shuts down, I heard you're super models
Hey I heard you were a ……

Flo is cut off by Heath Slater who has walked into the room sarcastically clapping. Statler and Waldorf can be heard booing. Slater says that Florida looks like a moron performing for The Muppets. He says that the Muppets have heard enough of that rap rubbish and now it’s time to hear some real music from The ONE MAN ROCK BAND!

Slater: I’m just one ma-a-a-aan, ma-a-a-an.
I’m a one man ba-a-a-an, ba-a-and.
Take you by the han-a-a-an, ha-a-and.
I’m a one man b-a-a-an, ba-a-and!

Heath shouts Yeah Baby then walks up to Miss Piggy and asks her who she prefers.
Flo jumps over the table and whips his shirt off, making Miss Piggy swoon, then starts singing for her.

Flo Rida: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl i’m gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go

Miss Piggy points at Flo then faints. Slater looks annoyed and says “what do you know anyway you fat bitch?”, causing outrage.

Kermit gets angry and starts telling Slater he a mean man, but Slater tells him to Shut Up and swings a boot at the frog, kicking him flying across the room and out of shot. The Muppets go crazy, and they all follow Flo as he chases Slater out of the function room. Slater scarpers away and out of the building as the camera cuts back to Tenay and Coach.

Tenay : Wow. We might need some EMT’s back there for Kermit.
Coach : What a punt!
Tenay : That’s a little harsh Coach, he’s just a harmless frog and this is a family show.
Coach : I said punt!

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Lillian Garcia announces the main event of the evening to crown the inaugrial CSWDW World Champion!

***Christian v ???***

Christian is in the ring waiting for his opponent. The crowd erupts as Randy Savage's music hits! The pop dies down as Camacho walks out dressed as Randy Savage, with a microphone;

Camacho: Ooooohhhhhh yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! Camacho Man Randy Savage is in the house, i'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour, and i'm gonna be the first ever CSWDW World Champion, ooooohhhhh yyeeeeaaaahhhhh!

***Christian v Camacho Man***

The match has Christian dominating throughout with Camacho getting some offence in. Christian gets some near falls with a Spear and a Frog Splash but Camacho is fighting on against the odds. The crowd are significantly behind Camacho as he fight on, but Christian goes for the Killswitch to end it.

Suddenly, the lights go red, and a voice starts singing;

"I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight"

The lights come back to normal, Christian is looking confused as the fans and commentators are as well, Christian turns around into an enziguri to the back of the head by Camacho Man! Camacho hits a quick DDT, then he does some eerily similar mannerisms to Randy Savage as he climbs to the top rope!

The Coach is going crazy, calling shenannigans as Camacho Man hits the Savage Elbow Drop to Christian! The crowd go wild and count along as the referee counts one, two, three!

***Winner by pinfall, and NEW CSWDW World Champion, Camacho Man!***

Confetti falls from the roof as Camacho Man is on his knees, he is handed the Championship belt by the referee and the crowd are chanting "Camacho" over and over!

Camacho: I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

I am the champion - my friends
And i'll keep on fighting - till the end
I am the champion
I am the champion
No time for losers
'Cause I am the champion - of the world

Week 3

LCW v Hokori Pro

The show opens with Mike Adamle on the phone talking to the Board of Directors, he looks nervous as we hear him talk about the Loophole idea being a bit unclear and he explains that the wrestlers get to know their opponents a few hours before each show and that if they want to use their loophole their opponent will be random. He argues that it is not a weak concept but then he hangs up on them as Hulk Hogan walks in wanting to use his loophole as he refuses to fight a woman. Adamle angrily refuses and sends him out as he holds his head in his hands.

Uso v Douglas

Douglas walks out to a group of cheers and grabs a mic, complimenting Hogan and taking small digs at Adamle. He carries on talking as JR wonders where his opponent is. We then cut to see Jey Uso getting attacked by Goldberg backstage with a steel chair as Jey cries out that he doesn't know where Cesaro and Stone are. Goldberg walks away as Jey is barely able to stand up as Douglas looks at the referee, unsure what to do as Adamle appears on the screen on the phone, still upset as he finds out Brooke Tessmacher is injured after last weeks, incident. He then yells at the man down the phone and makes an impromptu descision, ordering Carlito to the ring.

Winner: N/A
Time: N/A

Carlito v Douglas.

• Carlito rushes to the ring and immediatly is floored by Douglas

• Shane takes control with strikes until Carlito hits a DDT, causing Shane to roll out the ring.

• Winter then appears on the ramp, telling everyone how she controls the destinies of weak minded men and walks towards Carlito who rants at her about being here.

• The ref tells her to leave but she blows a kiss at Carlito, Douglas rolling him up at the same time for the win.

Winner: Shane Douglas
Time: 9 minutes

JR comments on Winters 'magic' as Carlito charges after her, only to recieve a clothesline from Shane Hagadorn. Winter and Hagadorn smile at each other before heading backstage.
We see Garret Bischoff strutting around confidently and rubbing it in everyones face that he's in the semi finals of the LCW Heavyweight Title Tournament over people like Hulk Hogan and Shane Douglas. He bumps into Kenny King and gets scared, looking up at him as Kenny tells him that his luck will run out once he is through. He pats Garret on the back and smiles, walking away.

Hass v Dupree

Hass comes out to cheers as he wears a beret, striped shirt and waves a tiny french flag as he is announced as Rene Hass. Dupree walks out, shouting at Hass and soon attacks him in the ring.

• Dupree takes control by targeting Hass' legs and attempts the French Tickler only for Hass to dodge and imitate the dance.

• Dupree then throws Hass outside and as the ref tries to stop him leaving the ring Dupree takes the ref out.

• He then proceeds to violently attack Hass with a steel chair and insult his joking around.

• "Real American" then plays for a few seconds before being cut off, distracting Dupree

• It also wakes the ref as Dupree hits Hass with a chair, the bell rings causing Dupree to realise.

Winner by DQ: Charlie Hass
Time: 12 minutes

JR dismisses "Real American" as an accident and apologises to Dupree to insults him in french. Hass gets cheered as he staggers up the ramp.

We then cut backstage to see Antonio Cesaro and Martin Stone wander around and see Hulk Hogan sitting backstage. He wonders what they want as they insult his age and willingness to do anything to proceed. He then comments on Bill Goldberg wanting to hurt them but they laugh it off saying that they will bury his career. Hogan heads out to the ring as Stone and Cesaro bang on a storage room.

"Hey Bill, hope you enjoy your week in there!"

We hear Goldberg yelling from the storage room as the pair walk away laughing.

We then cut to Carlito complaining about Winter costing him the match to Mike Adamle who is stressed out as he looks at some files. Carlito then goes on about how women shouldn't be in wrestling as Sara Del Ray walks in. She challenges Carlito to put up or shut up but he refuses saying shes not worth risking an injury over. Mike yells at everyone to leave and they all do pretty quickly, leaving Mike talking to himself.

AJ v Hogan

• "Voodoo Child" plays as Hogan walks out in street clothes looking reserved and downhearted as he mutters about not wanting to face AJ. AJ skips down to the ring as she looks to be relishing the challenge.

• The bell rings and Hogan backs away, telling AJ he doesn't want to do this.

• She yells at him, trying to anger him but it fails and she ends up slapping him in the face.

• He goes to punch her but stops, not wanting to hurt her. Suddenly the arena goes dark.

• "Aww, Hogan doesn't want to harm AJ, I do!"

• The lights turn on as Kane Tombstones AJ on the stage, the ref is down and Hogan is staring at Kane.

• The lights go out again, a gong sounds and the lights return. AJ holding the ropes in the ring, Kane has Hogan by the throat on the stage, the ref is awake, calling for the DQ as Kane Chokeslams Hogan off the stage to end the show.

Winner by DQ; Hogan
Time: 8 minutes

Week 3: Hokori PRO Vs Loophole Championship Wrestling
Show Name: Hokori PRO: Reaching Breaking Point
Injuries: Chuck Cyrus

The cameras roll and we’re live in Manchester, England. The pyrotechnics explode as we hear the fans erupt around ringside. PRO announcer, Scott Stanford welcomes everybody to the show and immediately begins hyping tonight’s show. The ring announcer then introduces the first contest.

Before either guys enters. A video package appears on the screen. We see PRO President Jim Cornette in his office. He’s holding a brand new title called the PRO Division Title. He says that over the coming weeks, stars will compete in Pro Division Qualifier’s with each winner going on to compete in an Ultimate-X match at our first PPV. The winner will then be declared the first ever PRO Division Champion. Rules can be found on our webpage. (Roster Page)

Match 1 Chessman W/Truth Martini V Juventud Guerrera Pro Division Qualifier
Chessman is out first and comes out to heat from the crowd along with Truth Martini. Juventud gets a good reception as he tries to pump up the crowd on his way down to the ring.

- The match starts with a fast pace, with lots of chain wrestling countering with arm drags and submissions.
- Juve starts to take control of the match as he hits a Juvi Driver. He picks up the pace hitting a hurricanranna from the top rope then follows up with kicks and a spinning heel kick to put Chessman down.
- Juve leaps over onto the apron. He goes for a springboard somersault leg drop but Chessman kicks the ropes causing him to fall. Chessman picks up the offence hitting a scoop slam pile driver then poses to the crowd.
- Chessman takes advantage as he hits a dazed Juvi with a super kick then follows with corkscrew moonsault from off the to take him down. He starts to use heelish moves by taunting and slapping the face of Juventud.
- The match changes direction when Guerra hits the tornado DDT countering out of nowhere. Not satisfied, he goes to the top looking for the 450. As he’s about to, Chessman kicks the official into the ropes causing Juve to fall eventually back into the ring.
- The damage takes its toll, as Chessman fold up Juve hitting a powerbomb. He hooks the leg and picks up the win.

Winner Via Pinfall – Chessman 07:31
Post match & Juventud complains to the official. Alberto Del Rio comes down to the ring and claps sarcastically at Juventud grinning at his lose. Juvi flies through the ropes with a suicide Air Juve taking out Del Rio, much to the fans delight. Security & Officials gets between the pair of them before anything else kicks off.

Scott Stanford appears in the ring & informs the world that the next contest will kick off the new tag-team tournament to find our first ever tag team champions! He says over the coming weeks, we’ll see some of the best teams in the world as well as some wildcard tag-teams put together.

Commercial Break.

Backstage Interview
Guest at this time is Tyson Kidd. The interviewer asks Kidd what are his chances of getting into the finals with a wrestler he’s never teamed with before. Kidd puts over his own talents saying he’s done it before and says as long as they are on the same page they’ll get far in it. McGillicutty then appears in the shot and tells Tyson that if he listens to what he says and doesn’t get in the way. They’ll win the tag belts. He then says he could do it all himself as he walks away.

Match 2 Paul London & Brian Kendrick V Tyson Kidd & Michael McGillicutty
London & Kendrick both charge to the ring heaping cheers from the fans. Tyson Kidd comes out next as he waits for his partner. Last out is McGillicutty, he walks straight past Kidd not even acknowledging him.

- Both teams are even to begin with, the match pace itself is very fast. Eventually, Kidd manages to gain the upper hand hitting a brain-buster.
- McGillicutty & Kidd seem to be working well together making quick tags and start isolating Kendrick in their half of the ring.
- Eventually, the match loses control as London interefears sending himself & McGillicutty to the outside. Kendrick decides to fly through the hitting McGillicutty as they both crash into the rail. Kidd hits a diving hurricanrana taking out London who bumps into McGillicutty.
- Tension rises between Kidd & McGillicutty as he slaps Tyson’s chest when he makes the tag. This causes Kendrick to attack from behind and gain advantage for his team
- London & Kendrick start to pick away at Kidd wearing him down with a combination of double team moves.
- Tyson manages to get back into the match ducking from a double team then sends Kendrick to the outside; He counters London & locks in the Dungeon Lock. Paul looks about to tap but McGillicutty manages to slap Kidd on the back making the blind tag. He orders Kidd to release the hold and get out the ring.
- The finish comes when Kidd & McGillicutty get in each other’s faces. London then dropkicks Him into Tyson knocking him out the ring. London & Kendrick hit the Tower Of London double team finisher to win the contest.

Winners Via Pinfall – Paul London & Brian Kendrick 09:32
Post match and Kendrick & London celebrate the win, they exit the ring as Michael McGillicutty gets in the face of Tyson Kidd. Kidd’s had enough and lays him out with a roundhouse kick. The crowd cheer as Kidd makes his way out of the ring.

Match 3 Velvet Sky V Beth Phoenix (Non-Title Match)
We get a brief video package of Sky winning the fatal four way last week to become champion, Stanford reminds the fans of Beth’s absence from the match up due to an injury caused by Daffney. As both women square up, Daffney makes her way down and joins Scott Stanford on commentary.

- The match starts out with Beth Phoenix dominating with her power. Sky tries to match her in the tie ups but Beth throws her away easily then grounding her
- Beth continues put on a impressive display, She hits a running powerslam and then raises Sky in the air going for a military press slam. She instantly drops her as Daffney stands up and the two stare at each other.
- Sky takes advantage with a roll up using the ropes just getting 2. She picks up the pace using arm drags & dropkicks. She eventually hits her finisher the spike DDT but Beth just gets the shoulder up!
- Beth looks infuriated then cuts her off applying multiple knees to Sky’s midsection. She hits multiple butterfly suplexes and finishes with a long standing vertical suplex
- The finish comes when Sky tries to get back with some right hands. Phoenix takes her down with a Samoan driver then hits the Glam Slam picking up the win

Winner Via Pinfall – Beth Phoenix 04:48
Phoenix doesn’t seem to care about Sky as she instantly leans against the ropes locking eyes with Daffney. The two continue to stare at each other.

Match 4 Kevin Steen V Billy Kidman
- Both guys tie up. Kidman using his speed starts off in control with a running bulldog. He continues with the pace hitting a dropkick from the top as Steen rolls away to the floor.
- Steen takes a breather on the outside and then interacts with fans getting major heat. He turns around to see Kidman perched on the top rope who takes him out with a moonsault all the way to the floor!
- The match continues in the ring, Steen gains control for the first time hitting a Pele kick as Kidman climbs through the ropes. He hits a fisherman buster then praises his own efforts. Wasting time Kidman gets back into the match hitting a sit-out facebuster.
- Kidman carries on in control of the match. He goes for a springboard using the ropes but Steen catches him and hits the Steenalizer (Fallaway Powerbomb) with both guys down.
- As the match pace begins to slow, Steen counters any offence thrown by Kidman throwing him with a releasing belly-to-belly suplex. He then impressively hits a senton bomb from off the tope rope, Kidman barley kicks out.
- Kevin Steen then signals it’s the end. He picks up Kidman and sends him down with the package piledriver, earning the win. He then throws a lifeless Kidman over the top rope and stays inside the ring.

Winner Via Pinfall – Kevin Steen 07:15
Post Match and Kevin grabs a microphone. He sits in the ring and informs everybody that he will not be moving until he gets what he wants, and only one man can give him that, Jim Cornette. He plays the fans getting heat and says until Jim comes out here the show will not continue.

We cut to a Commercial Break.

In Ring Segment
Finally, Jim comes walking down and addresses Kevin Steen. Steen gets to his feet and puts over Billy Kidman but says he deserves to be the world champion of this company. He then cuts a heel promo against Kurt Angle saying that all because he isn’t the poster boy of this company doesn’t mean he is no worse than Kurt, He continues to out Kurt down saying he’s past it. Jim then asks him what he wants, and Steen says he wants a shot to also become number 1 contender, and will do anything to make it happen.

After a pause, Jim offers him an ultimatum. He says that Steen will get a shot next week to prove he is main event material, but it’s on his terms. Jim informs Steen that he will pick his opponent next week but until then Steen must stay away from Angle and stop harassing him, if he loses he will never get a shot at the title again. Steen agrees to this and offers to shake Jim’s hand. As he does he pulls Cornette in and delivers a package piledriver leaving Jim folded up, Steen sits there almost in a trance with a sick grin on his face. Wrestlers, Officials & Security rush to check on Jim while ushering Steen out of the building.

Main Event Abyss W/Truth Martini & Alberto Del Rio V Kurt Angle & Ron Killings
- Before the bell sounds, Angle charges at Abyss as they both fall out the ring. They begin trading punches around ringside as Del Rio & Killings square off. Abyss manages to throw Angle into the crowd.
- Abyss gets into the ring & straight away squashes Killings. The official gets him out but Del Rio has the advantage hitting the double knee arm breaker. He then starts to work on the arms and shoulders applying submission holds.
- Angle stumbles to his corner, but is instantly knocked off by Abyss with a big splash. Abyss & Del Rio then continue to wear down Truth with fresh, frequent tags.
- Abyss looks for a chokeslam. Truth fights out then hits a scissor kick. He follows that up with a 450 from the top taking the big man down. He goes for a the hot tag, but at the same time Del Rio distracts the ref. The ref turns around and orders Angle out as he never saw the tag.
- The match turns when Angle plays the same game. He unties a turnbuckle at points it out to the ref. Del Rio tags Abyss but the ref orders Abyss out, He turns around to see Angle grinning and then throwing him about with 3 German Suplexes then pulls the straps down.
- Towards the end the match breaks down, Abyss tries to get in the match, but Truth hits the What’s Up and then throws Abyss over the top rope. Del Rio hits a perfect step-up enzurgi then sends Truth outside.
- He grins then turns around to see Kurt. Kurt head butts & hits an overhead suplex. He then hits the Angle Slam and picks up the win for his team.
Winner Via Pinfall 14:27

Post Match and Truth & Angle shake hands; they both get their hands raised by the official when a second vignette appears on the screen as the lights go out.

It’s the same man that appeared on last weeks. His face is covers up to his eyes, you can see he is wearing sunglasses. He says that the truth can’t set you free; you can’t escape from the past and eventually the future will catch up with the past. His finals words are that the future is now! The lights come on to see D'Angelo Dinero stood in the ring as the place erupts. The black pope takes down Angle with the DDE, he stares at Truth who looks in shock. Pope takes him down with a take-down. Truth quickly rolls out onto the floor. The show closes with Truth lying on the floor looking on in shock at D’Angelo Dinero looks on in the ring at Truth then posing to the fans.

Close Show

Bumfights vs Norwich City

The show opens with Chief Morley’s music and we see Morley walk down the ramp to the ring with a determined look. No smiling as was seen the week before.

Morley "Last week saw the arrival of the MWB. Men with Beards? Are you kidding me? Well I am the boss around here and I am not letting a group of reprobates to take control of my show. Now who is with me?"
Morley stands in the ring waiting for someones music to play and for someone to join him. Eventually, John Cenas music hits and Cena walks down to cheers from the youngsters in the crowd. He slides in next to Morley and shakes his hand. They are shortly followed by Mason Ryan, Ryback, Samoa Joe and Homicide.
Cole “Well it looks like that Morley has found someone to go up against the MWB”
The lights in the arena go out and the arena titantron lights up with “MWB". From under the titantron the MWB walk out in full force, led by Vince Russo.
Russo “Lets get one thing straight, Morley. The MWB take orders from no one. And after tonight, we will show why everyone in that locker room will start growing beards. After all, real men wear beards.”
Morley “You might have the first bit of gold in Bum Fights but you wont end the night with it. As TV Champ, Savage will have to defend that in the main event. And the rest of you are going to be going up against my crew tonight in the Heavyweight qualifiers”
"Our first match will be a qualifier for the Heavyweight championship match against Vader at Invasion." – Crimson vs Homicide
"Our second match will also be a qualifier for the Heavyweight championship match against Vader at Invasion – James Storm vs Samoa Joe
"Our third match will feature the Bum Fights Tramps division – ODB vs Naomi"
"Our fourth match will also be a qualifier for the Heavyweight championship match against Vader at Invasion - " Ted Dibiase vs Ryback

"And finally, the Bumfight TV Champ, when Randy Savage will face John Cena for the strap in the main event. “

The crowd go wild and chief Morley leaves to a thunderous applause.

Cole "Well there you have it folks. Morley has made a statement - the TV championship will not be tainted by interference and the crowd seem to love it! Lets get on with the first match....

Match 1 – Crimson vs Homicide – Title qualifier

Crimson is out first and makes his way to the ring without even acknowledging the crowd. He flexes his muscles whilst waiting for Homicide. Homicide comes out to a loud cheer from the crowd. He bores a hole into Crimson with his stare.

1. Homicide gets the early advantage and uses his anger to hit some lightning quick strikes on Crimson.

2. Crimson bails under the bottom rope but is met with a suicide dive from Homicide, who takes him out.

3. H continues to beat on Crimson before evading a shoulder charge which sends H into the ring post.

4. Crimson rolls Homicide back in and stomps on him whilst he lays on the ground.

5. Homicide dodges a high flying move and regains control.

6. Homicide climbs the turnbuckle ready to hit a moonsault.

7. Russo comes out and distracts the ref, long enough for Crimson to poke hit the ropes, dropping H to the floor.

8. He then low blows him for goo measure behind the refs back.

9. Crimson hits H with his finisher as the ref turns back around.

10. Crimson wins as Russo slowly laughs and backs up the ramp.

Michael Cole "Once again Russo and the MWB take full advantage of breaking the rules. Crimson advances and joins Ryan in the second round of the heavyweight qualifier."

Match2 – Storm vs Joe – Title qualifier

The cowboy Storm comes our in his MWB T shirt stroking his beard and drinking a beer. He makes his way to the ring and taunts the men in the crowd who are beardless. Samoa Joe is out next and looks as intense as ever. As he makes his way down to the ring Head Cheese run out from the back and take Joe out. They beat him down and draw blood. Once again Russo comes out cackling.

Russo "Ref - you had better start counting as this match has started!"

The ref starts to make the 10 count as head cheese continue to assault Joe who is now unconscious. Suddenly Magnus, Ryan and Morgan run out to make the save as Head Cheese jump into the crowd and escape. Morley comes out as the 3 men check on Joe.

Morley "I run the show around here and I am not letting Storm win and advance in this way. This match is declared a no contest and both men will drop out of the heavyweight tournament. And due to the MWB interference, Headcheese will face Joe and Homicide next week for a shot at the Tag titles at Invasion"

The crowd cheer as Joe is carried out by Magnus, Ryan and Morgan who are in deep conversation.

Match 3 - Bum Fights Tramps division – ODB vs Naomi

ODB and Naomi make their way to the ring for their match.

1. Back and forth with ODB using her weight advantage to get momentum.
2. Naomi comes back after dodging a clothesline by doing the splits.
3. Naomi continues to work over ODB and gets her up to the second rope, ready to hit her handstand hurricarada.

"Holler Holler" rings out and Steiner struts down to the ring posing to the women at ringside.

4. Naomi is distracted and leans over the ropes shouting at Steiner.
5. ODB also starts to swear at Steiner who begins to taunt them back, calling them a waste of air time.
6. Steiner physically turns the cameramen away from the match and on to him.
7. ODB and Naomi both roll out of the ring and slap Steiner back and forth.
8. Steiner pushes both girls to the floor and flexes his muscles whilst laughing.
9. Steiner goes to Cole and makes him take off his shirt and drops at the feet of the women.

Steiner " Iron this for Cole and make yourselves useful. Wrestling is for men...with beards. Not you cheap looking ho's"

Steiner walks to the back laughing as the Naomi and ODB get back to their feet and throw the shirt back at Cole.


Match4 – Dibiase vs Ryback – Title qualifier

Dibiase is accompanied by Vader to the ring. Ryback comes out by himself.

1. Ryback gets the early advantage using all of his power on Dibiase.
2. Ryback continually beats down Dibiase who appears to have no answer.
3. Ryback lifts dibiase on to his shoulders, ready for the Samoa Drop
4. Dibiase looks out of it in the middle of the ring, when Vader climbs the apron to distract the ref.
5. Ryback drags Vader in and lifts him up for the Jackhammer.

Cole "My God - Ryback is superhuman in strength"

6. Ryback slams vader down as Dibiase comes back around and locks in the Million Dollar dream before Ryback has a chance to reset himself.
7. Ryback taps out as he is helpless in the centre of the ring.
8. Dibiase advances in the Championship match qualifiers for Invasion.

Backstage

Ryan, Magnus and Morgan are all talking about doing something about the MWB. When they see the camera, they quickly close the door.

Main Event - Randy Savage vs Cena for the TV Championship

Cena is out first to a big cheer. Savage comes out next with the TV belt over his shoulder. The rest of the MWB are sent to the back by Morley before the match can start.

Cole "Looks like we might get a fair fight for once tonight"

1. Cena begins the match by overpowering Savage.
2. Savage begins to fight back and uses his ring experience to slowly beat down Cena.
3. The contest continues back and forth with Cena eventually setting up his five moves of doom.
4. From the crowd, Al Snow and Blackman once again and climb the apron.
5. Also from the crowd, Ravishing Rick Rude jumps the barrier and surprises Headcheese, taking both men out.
6. In all of the confusion Savage turns the tables on the distracted Cena and eventually hits the elbow from the top to regain his title.
7. after the match, Rude slides in and hits the Rude Awakening on Savage.

Cole" well it looks like Rude is here to take on the MWB and side with Morleys men...or maybe not!"

8. As Cena gets up to thank Rude, he is also hit with the Rude Awakening before standing over both men an lifting up the TV championship belt.

Cole "Well I dont know what to make of this. Is Rude with the MWB or not? He has a moustache but its not a beard. I dont know what to make of this but I guess we might find out next week."

The show concludes with Rude holding the TV Title in the air.

Week 3 – Norwich City Wrestling Federation v Bum Fight Promotions

The opening credits roll and we are LIVE from Carrow Road for the next installment of NCWF! Kevin Kelly introduces to show and his broadcast partner Bobby Heenan!! Kelly recaps what happened on last weeks show and then Stephanie McMahon makes her way to the ring.

In ring segment

Stephanie McMahon makes her way down to the ring with Triple H, RVD, La Parka and Buff Bagwell. She grabs the mic and cuts a promo, explaining what happened last week and why, “Last week I took the decision with Triple H to fight The Empire. We decided to start our own stable ‘The Avengers’! And now we have Triple H and RVD facing Dolph Ziggler at the PPV for the NCWF World Title, we will regain the World Title! However on tonight’s show both of my participants in that match, Triple H and RVD, will be in action!!” The crowd erupts at the announcement! “Also the challengers for my team of La Parka and Buff Bagwell’s NCWF Tag team Titles will be decided!” The crowd is delirious with excitement. “And finally, being GM of the show, I have decided that our friend Dolph Ziggler will not be here tonight.” Stephanie and The Avengers leave the ring.

“Well tonight’s action is going to be great!” proclaims Kevin Kelly. “What you talking about” says Bobby Heenan, “The great Dolph isn’t here, it’s gonna be rubbish.” They continue to argue as we go to commercial..

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Match 1- Saraya Knight, Aksana and Penelope vs The Bella Twins and Maryse
* The Bellas and Maryse take advantage on the least experieced Aksana and Penelope stopping them making a tag to Saraya.
* Maryse hits the French Kiss on Penelope, but Saraya makes the save.
* Penelope makes her way to the corner and tags in Saraya
* Saraya comes in and goes straight for Maryse, the two women exchange blows in the centre of the ring, before Saraya chucks Maryse to the outside, the 2 brawl around the ringside area.
* While the 2 are brawling Penelope, Aksana and the Bellas are fighting in the ring.
* Saraya and Maryse get counted out, but ref tells the ring announcer the match will continue as a 2 on 2 tag. Saraya and Maryse brawl to the back
* Remainder of the match is even
* Penelope hits a big roundhouse kick on Brie and makes a tag to Aksana
* As the tag is made The Bellas switch and as Aksana trys to go on the attack Nicki rolls her up for the 3 count
Winners- The Bella Twins and Maryse

Backstage Segment

Paul Lambert is seen smiling into the camera to the sound of a combination of Boos and Cheers, but before he can talk, Chris Hughton walks into shot to the sound of very loud cheers. Hughton asks Lambert why he is here, the minute he walked out of NCFC was the moment he ended any being in NCWF therefore Hughton himself will announce the next match which is a for the number one contendership for the tag team titles. We close the segment with a very dejected looking Lambert as the crowd chant one Chris Hughton.

Match 2 – Go Shiozaki and Yoshi Tatsu vs Kassius Ohno and Adam Cole – For the right to be Number 1 contenders for the NCWF Tag Team Titles.
* Both teams come out to boos, more prominent for Shiozaki and Tatsu.
* Tatsu and Cole start off, exchanging kicks.
*Cole takes control with a German Suplex. Then tags in Ohno.
* Ohno comes in and goes to the top rope for a moonsault and misses. Tatsu can get the tag.
* Shiozaki comes in and picks up the pace, with a lot of high flying moves.
* Shiozaki tags in Tatsu, who hits the Octopus Stretch. Shiozaki takes Cole off the apron.
* Tatsu gets Ohno up and hits the Roundhouse Kick. The pin 1..2..3
* Yoshi Tatsu and Go Shiozaki are the new Number 1 contenders for the NCWF Tag Team Titles.
Winners - Yoshi Tatsu and Go Shiozaki.

After the match La Parka and Buff Bagwell come out onto the stage and hold the titles aloft. Shiozaki and Tatsu signal that they want the titles as we go to a commercial…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from commercial to see Vince and Shane McMahon talking backstage.

Backstage Segment

Vince is speaking in a forceful tone to Shane. “Dolph is not here tonight so with Tatsu and Shiozaki winning, you need to win to make The Empire still look strong. If Dolph loses that title at the PPV, you will be gone from our organisation. You have your tag match later, if you don’t win you will be punished.” Vince walks off in a foul mood, with Shane looking stirred if not shaken by the conversation. We have a video package before our next match for the NCWF Hardcore Title.

Match 3-Match 1 of the best of 3 series for the NCWF Hardcore Title- Davey Richards (Champion) vs Roderick Strong
* Hard hitting contest
* Strong hits several types of back breaker on Richards.
* Richards is in vissable pain
* Richards fights his way back into the match with a series of uppercuts
* the two men exchange several holds and hard shots on one another
* Richards hits a Folding powerbomb which gains a 2 count
* Strong hits a stiff kick to the back taking Richards down
* Strong locks in the strong hold, but Richards is able to get to the ropes before he taps
* Strong breaks the hold and picks Richards up from the mat and hits the Death by Roderick , to gain the 3 count
Winner- Roderick Strong who goes 1-0 up in the series.

Strong celebrates in the ring, but Richards walks up the ramp with a smirk on his face knowing he needs to win the next two matches to retain his title.

Chris Hughton introduces the next match which is the tag team match.

Match 4 – Shane McMahon and Shelton Benjamin vs Justin Gabriel and RVD.
* Gabriel and RVD come out to huge cheers, and McMahon and Benjamin to boos.
* Benjamin and Gabriel start the match with a lot of high octane moves.
* Gabriel takes control with an Hurricanrana. He starts to work over Benjamin.
* Gabriel looks happy to get his hands on Benjamin at last. He goes up top and hits the Flying Elbow.
* Gabriel heads back up top for the 450 splash but misses and Benjamin tags in Shane O’Mac!
* Shane comes in and picks up the pace, RVD gets hit off the apron.
* Gabriel is dazed on the floor and Shane goes up top and hits the Leap of Faith.
* He goes for the pin 1..2..3 Shane McMahon and Shelton Benjamin win!
Winners - Shane McMahon and Shelton Benjamin

After the match, Shane tells Shelton to grab a garbage can. “He’s gonna go Coast to Coast on RVD” screams Kevin Kelly! Shelton sets up RVD, and Shane goes COAST TO COAST on RVD!! Gabriel comes back into the ring but Benjamin hits him with a T-Bone Suplex! Shane and Shelton stand in the ring over there rivals. They look at each other and shake hands, and Shane shouts out that Shelton has joined The Empire!!

Bobby Heenan announces that at the PPV, Shelton Benjamin and Justin Gabriel will face each other for the NCWF Cruiserweight Title in a Ladder match!! And he introduces Stephanie McMahon who comes down to the ring and says the Main Event is next between Triple H and Finlay!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Match 5 – Triple H v Finlay
*Finlay is in the ring after the commercial and Triple H comes out to the loudest pop of the night.
* The match starts off slowly, with punches and kicks being thrown.
* Triple H takes control of the match when he hits the abdominal stretch.
* Triple H hits the flying knee, followed by the Spinebuster!
* Then he sets Finlay up for the Pedigree and hits it! 1..2..3 Triple H wins at a canter!!
Winner – Triple H

After the match Triple H and Stephanie celebrate in the ring! The crowd is having a great time! Then the Titantron cuts in and Dolph Ziggler appears via satellite. He starts to cut a promo, “You may have given me the ‘night off’ Stephanie but I still have an influence round here. So next week you have been given the ‘night off’ by Vince and Linda. And by chance they have given me control of the show next week. Shall be intresting to see what comes up eh Triple H and RVD.” The link cuts out and Triple H and Stephanie look angry in the ring as NCWF goes off the air…

Loophole Championship Wrestling v Bum Fight Promotions

A video plays on the tron showing the major points from last week - Dibiase joining Mason Ryan and Crimson in the qualifiers to face Vader at Invasion. Joe getting beaten down but given a match against Head Cheese this week for a shot at the tag titles at the PPV. Rude coming out and hitting both Savage and Cena with his finisher before holding up the TV belt. Cole "Well I dont know what to make of this. Is Rude with the MWB or not? He has a moustache but its not a beard. I dont know what to make of this but I guess we might find out next week."

Morley walks out and addresses the crowd.

Morley "straight down to business as I am sure you are all wanting answers, just as much as me. But before I start asking those questions on our lips, I want to remind everyone of the line up for tonights show.

We are kicking off with the Tag title qualifier between Joe/ Homicide and Head Cheese. The winner will face Crimson and Storm in the Tag Title match at Invasion.

Then we move on to the next in our Heavyweight Championship Qualifiers. Magnus will take on Scott Steiner.
Our penultimate match will see the Bum Fight Tramps go at it - Angelina Love will take on Madison Rayne.
And finally, tonights main event match will see a repeat of last weeks main event where CEna will face Savage for the title. Only this time Rick Rude will also be involved in a triple threat match.

And whilst I am talking about Rick Rude, I order him to come out now to explain where his allegiances lie. I wont have any more question marks hanging over that locker room. Get out here now!"

Before anyone walks out a huge fanfare blares out playing trumpet music from Roman times. The curtain twitches and out come:

Magnus "Last week, the MWP took down your men Morley. Which is why the three of us have gone back to our Gladiator roots. We are bringing back those ideals of justice and honour. And that spells bad news for the MWB. WE ARE SPARTACUS! WE ARE THE GLADIATORS"

Morley smiles at the site of the three men in their gladiator get-up and shakes their hands. He walks to the back with them as the crew hands prepare the ring for the first match.

Cole "I guess Rude has some more time to let us know his intentions"

Match 1 - Head Cheese vs Joe/ Homicide

1. Homicide starts off against snow and uses his speed to get the best of the veteran
2. Homicide tags in Joe who hits Snow with some stiff elbows.
3. Joe locks in a submission on Snow which is broken up by Blackman.
4. James Storm runs down to ringside and pulls Homicide off the apron.
5. The Gladiators run down and attack Storm draggin him to the back.
6. As the ref watches on, checking on Homicide, Crimson comes through the crowd and slides into the ring with a chair in hand.
7. As he swings, the ref turns around in time to see him red handed.
8. The ref disqualifies Blackman and Snow
9. Head Cheese shove Crimson in defiance as Joe/ Homicide ar declared the winners and advance to Invasion for the tag title match.

Match 2 - Magnus vs Scott Steiner - Heavyweight Championship Qualifier

Magnus makes his way out to the ring to huge cheers from the crowd. HE waits in the ring for Steiner before Russo comes out on stage.

Russo "Unfortunately, Mr Steiner has been involved in a motor accidnet on the way to the arena, so will not be able to compete in tonights qualifier. I respectfully ask for the Board of Directors to postone this match until next week."

Morleys music plays as Magnus joins him and the other two Gladiators on the stage (Ryan and Morgan).

Morley whispers into the ears of the Gladiators one by one. Morley "As a representative of the Board the answer is....."

In turn all three gladiators hold out their hands before giving the thumbs down signal

Morley "Magnus advances - Have a nice day Vince"

Match 3 - Madison vs Angelina

Cole "Well at least we can have a Tramps match tonight without Steiner getting involved!"

1. Angelina dominates the early going with a series of acrobatic moves
2. Velvet finally turns the tables and hiots a bronco buster much to the crowds delight.
3. "Holla holla"plays out and Steiner walks out on crutches along with a neck brace.
4. He hobbles down to the ring mic in hand.
"I may not be in a fit state to compete but that doesnt mean this crowd want to see this waste of space"
5. Angelina does a suicide dive throught the ropes and knocks the crutches out of Steiners hands, causing him to fall over
6. Velvet climbs the ropes and moosnaults onto Steiner as he is getting up
7. Steiner is dazed as he stumbles up. Both women are trying to chick kick him but he ducks, letting the girls hit each other.
8. Steiner gets up and laughs at the two women on the floor before hitting each with his crutch.

Steiner " Stay out of my face and my ring. You lot need to stay in the bedroom and kitchen and nowhere else. You will never be as good as a man"

Main event - Cena vs Rude vs Savage - TV Championship.

Cole "We still do not know which way this match is going to go. Is Rude in the MWB, a free agent or is he one Morleys payroll?"

1. The three men take it in turn to team up with Rude showing no side of allegiance.
2. Savage manages to get control over Cena as Rude sits in the corner beaten down.
3. Rude joins back in the fight but Savage manages to keep control over both men.
4. Savage scoop slams cena into the middle of the ring and goes up for the flying elbow which he hits.
5. Before the cover, Savage gets back up and attacks Rude, giving Cena enough time to recover.
6. Rude gets thrown out by Savage who then turns into the AA from Cena.
7. Cena looks over Rude ont he outside, calling him in, to which Rude just applauds (slowly), smiles and walks up the ramp.
8. Cena smiles and turns around for the cover but is broken up by the returning Rude who runs back down.
9. Rude Lifts Cena up for the Rude Awakening and hits it.
10. Rude drags Savages arm over Cena for the win.

Savage retains as Rude lifts him up and hands him the belt.

Cole "Well there is your answer folks - it looks like Rude has joined the MWB - hopefully we will hear why next week. Good night folks!"

Week 4: Hokori PRO Vs Odnando Valley Wrestling
Show Name: Hokori PRO:
Injuries: Kevin Steen

The show starts off with a video package from last week. It shows Kevin Steen injuring Jim Cornette using the package piledriver then getting escoted out of the building as he has a sick grin on his face. It also highlights all the interactions between Steen & Angle from the last few weeks. It then finishes with last week’s main event with the debut of The Pope as he attacked Ron Killings. The pyrotechnics go off and we’re live. The camera goes around ringside as we can see a packed house tonight. Scott Stanford welcomes us to the show and instantly begins to hype tonight’s main event. Kurt Angle will face Abyss for the PRO World Championship, plus the fall out of last week’s actions from Kevin Steen. We then get word that we’re going backstage.

Backstage Interview
Interviewer tries to get a few words with Michael McGillicutty. He asks about his lose in last week’s tag team match teaming with Tyson Kidd. He cuts a heel promo against Kidd saying last week was all Kidd’s fault, the interviewer asks another question about facing Kidd tonight but he storms off in a foul mood.

Match 1 Brian Kendrick V Tyson Kidd V Michael McGillicutty PRO Division Qualifier
All 3 guys make their way out. McGillicutty comes out to some heat from the fans. Kendrick & Kidd both come out to fair pops from the crowd. Scott Stanford reminds the fans at home what the prize is tonight with Chessman qualifying in last week’s match.

- The match starts out with McGillicutty throwing Kendrick out onto the floor. He then goes after Kidd who dodges him and hits stiff kicks. With Brian back in they both begin to double team him finishing with a double dropkick in the corner.
- Eventually the double team comes to an end as McGillicutty counters a double team with Kendrick taking out Tyson. That’s his cue to roll out to the floor. Kendrick & Kidd square off but Kendrick quickly hits slice bread #2. He goes for the pin but is dragged out to the floor from McGillicutty.
- The match then continues on the outside with Kendrick & McGillicutty trading punches. They both then look up to see Kidd, who then charges wiping both guys out with a suicide dive.
- As McGillicutty gets onto the ring apron, Kendrick leaps from the top with a double knee face smash sending him down to the floor. Kidd then takes advantage with quick offence then sets him on the top rope. As he attempts to suplex him from the top, McGillicutty gets back in and power bomb’s both men in a triple spot.
- McGillicutty now looks in control as he hits a quick Henning-Plex, as he bridges for the pin, Kidd kicks him to break it up. McGillicutty charges looking for the running knee but Kidd avoids and then locks in the sharpshooter.
- Kendrick eventually saves the match and throws Kidd out onto the floor hard.
- The finish of the match comes when McGillicutty cuts off a charging Kendrick with a running knee. He finishes him off with the McGillicutter. As he goes to pin, Tyson Kidd rolls with an inside cradle and steels the win!

Winner Via Pinfall – Tyson Kidd 09:12 Qualifies for the PRO Division Ultimate X match
Post match & Kidd cannot believe his luck. McGillicutty looks embarrassed and charges at Kidd only for him to roll under the ropes and taunt him as he walks up the ramp. Michael continues to look livid.

Commercial Break

In Ring Segment
Kurt Angle’s music hits as the Olympic Gold Medallist makes his way down. He addresses Kevin Steen calling him a coward for attacking Jim Cornette; He says that when they next meet he’s going to destroy Steen! Jim Cornette makes his way down on crutches selling his injuries from last week. He addresses the incident from last week showing the video clip. He then informs the live crowd that he’s suspended Kevin Steen this week so he cannot interfere in tonight world title match. He gets in the face of the camera and yells at the screen that next week, as agreed Steen will get his shot to be involved in the world title match at the PPV, but he’ll do everything in his power to make sure he doesn’t win. He doesn’t want that lunatic holding the world championsip.

Match 2 Beth Phoenix V Daffney
As Beth Phoenix makes her way down to the ring, a video package is played showing the debut of Daffney who then attacks Beth Phoenix. Daffney makes a bizarre entrance as she gets onto the apron; Beth grabs her by the hair and throws her into the ring kicking off the match.

- Both women square up to each other. Beth hits a head-butt and then starts working on Daffney in the corner. She puts Daffney down with a big running powerslam.
- She then places Daffney on the top rope hitting stiff punches and follows with a suplex from off the top rope. She locks in the cloverleaf while demanding that Daffney taps out. So far Beth’s been in complete control looking very impressive.
- The match begins to turn when Beth goes for the Glam Slam. She holds Daffney in the air, but she counters into a pin, she instantly lets go and follows up with the Daff Knees.
- Daffney is now in control and it’s a fishermen suplex. As the official counts, the pyrotechnics go off and some music hits. Kharma makes her way down as Daffney gets to her feet. She grabs Daffney by the throat squeezing it, and then Beth’s and hits a double chokeslam.

Double DQ Match Thrown Out 05:51
The official calls for the bell. Kharma goes after the official as he scrambles away out through the ropes. Kharma picks up Beth and throws her hard into the corner. Kharma then picks up Daffney and taunts at Beth then hits the Awesome Bomb! She then looks at Beth who seems frozen in fear, Kharma then exists the ring leaving Daffney broken in half.

Commercial Break

Backstage Interview
Guest at this time is Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio cuts a promo on Juventud Guerrera disrespecting him. His issues a challenge to Juve at the PPV & wants some kind of answer by next week!

Match 3 “The Black Pope” D’Angelo Dinero Vs Paul London
Scott Stanford reminds the fans of his debut from last week attacking Ron Killings. Pope comes out mixed response still unclear as to why he attacked Killings. London comes out to a good pop.

- London starts the match off in control hitting multiple elbow smashes and diving crossbody taking the Pope down. He’s quick to keep up the quick offence.
- Pope uses cheap tactics with a backhand slap, he then toys with London slowing the match pace down with punches then a Russian leg sweep. London comes back with a running hurricanrana.
- Using the ropes out of the corner, he plants Pope down with a tornado DDT. He looks to finish this early going for the shooting star. Pope just manages to get up and attack causing London to fall, With London stacked up, Pope hits the DDE
- Pope knows he has the match won hitting continuous elbows & punches almost knocking out London. He then picks him up hitting the double knee face-breaker for the win.

Winner Via Pinfall D’Angerlo Dinero 03:42
Post Match and The Pope poses from the middle rope, he exits the ring where Scott Stanford tries to get a quick word with him. The Pope quickly puts over how glad he is to finally be here, Stanford asks about the attack from last week, The Pope defuses the question but says in 2 weeks at the PPV, it will be The Pope Vs The Truth.

We see Billy Kidman & Juventud warming up backstage; they are talking about their game plan for the tag team match up next!

Commercial Break

Match 4 – The New Filthy Animals Vs The Briscoe’s
Kidman & Juve enter together; they both get a warm reception. Next out are the Briscoe Brothers. They are making their debut in the company tonight. The winner’s of this match will face Paul London & Brian Kendrick for the vacant tag team championship belts.

- Both teams shake hands to begin with. The match starts out at a fast pace, with quick tags from both teams. The Briscoe’s then gain advantage with a sidewalk slam/leg drop combination isolating Kidman.
- The match turns with Mark Briscoe loses focus. He stands on the middle rope hitting punches as the fans count along. He pauses at 9, with Kidman countering by hitting the running power bomb then making the tag. Juventud charges in hitting multiple moves pumping up the fans.
- The match pace picks up as Juve hits the Juve Driver. The Animals now take over control of the match up with quick tags keeping Jay in their side of the ring.
- The Flithy Animals have ideas of their own. Kidman has Jay on his shoulders as Juve goes to the top. The communication breaks down as Juve jumps, Jay reverses Kidman into a pin attempt while at the same time, Mark hits a missile dropkick to Juventud in midair.
- Now the match breaks down with the official not being able to gain control. Jay takes himself & Kidman out over the top rope. He then throws Kidman into their steel stairs. In the ring, Mark counters Juventud with a back drop & follows with a superkick.
- The finish comes when Mark hits the Death Valley driver and Jay hits a frog splash from the top. Mark stops any attempts from Kidman getting in, as Jay picks up the win for his team.

Winners Via Pinfall – The Briscoe’s 10:31

Final Commercial Break

Main Event - Hokori PRO World Title Match Abyss © W/Truth Martini V Kurt Angle
Abyss makes his way down first accompanied by Truth Martini. Kurt is last out, he pauses on the stage pumping himself up ready, Abyss comes out and meets him on the floor looking to fight, Kurt ducks and starts hitting punches as this one kicks off in a hurry.

- Angle continues to take the fight hitting punches. He looks to hit a snap suplex on the ramp, but Abyss is to strong. Abyss then sends Angle head first into the guardrail, then again back first. He then picks up Kurt above his head and throws him into the ring with a gorilla press slam.
- Abyss continues to look strong as he hits a big side walk slam. He takes Kurt into the corner hitting big punches. Kurt avoids a big splash with his quickness, but Abyss quickly grabs him and throws him to the other side of the ring.
- The match begins to change as Angle takes him down to the floor, Abyss looks mad, but again Kurt counters this time with a big German Suplex. He takes the fight to Abyss who instantly cuts him off with a big boot. He looks to go for it again, but Angle catches his foot and takes him down locking in the Angle Lock.
- Abyss eventually gets out of the hold, but the damage is done as he limps. Angle takes advantage picking away at his leg, applying multiple holds on the leg weakening it.
- The match slows completely down as Kurt applies the body scissors. Abyss tries to fight out with his power, but Angle quickly puts him down with a uppercut & a belly-to-back suplex.
- The match suddenly changes when Kurt climbs to the top. Truth provides a distraction as Abyss gets to his feet and shoves Kurt off all the way to the floor. Abyss climbs down after him but Kurt quickly spears him into the guardrail.
- With both guys fighting on the floor, Abyss catches Kurt. He hits a chokeslam onto the steel ramp. The fans begin to pop as Kevin Steen can be seen in the upper tier on the balcony. He makes his way through the crowd and climbs over the guardrail. Cornette limps out with his crutches; he has one above his head ready to take out Steen as he stands behind him. Truth grabs the ref’s attention looking to get Steen thrown out.
- Steen turns around, but avoids contact sidestepping as Cornette swings his crutch. He instead hits Abyss clean on his head knocking the big man down. The official then counts to 10 as Angle crawls but can’t quite make it to the ring.

Draw Double Count-Out 17:22 – Still PRO World Champion Abyss

Jim Cornette looks in complete shock as he’s realises that he’s hit Abyss. Kevin Steen laughs at what’s happened with the carnage on the floor. While Truth checks on Abyss, Steen then takes Cornette’s other crutch from him and shoves him to the floor. The show closes with Steen standing over Kurt Angle with a crutch in his hand. He lifts it above his head and looks to take Kurt out with it, but pauses on the very last second with a sick grin on his face throwing the crutch to the floor.

Close Show

Week 4

LCW v Bum Fight Promotions

The show opens with JR recapping the events of last week and the four US Tournament Finalists as well as Mike Adamles odd behaviour. Shane Hagadorn walks out to boos as he informs us that Mike has gone on temporary leave and that this week he is in charge. He introduces Winter and they go on about Mike and his insanity last week and how they will control every idiot in the back through both of their unique means. Garret Bischoff walks out and wants to join them but they look unimpressed at his bragging and refuse. He gets mad and insults Winter but as Shane goes to defend her Garret attacks his damaged shoulder and blows a kiss at Winter before laughing at how weak Shane Hagadorn is. Winter promises payback as Garret heads backstage.

Miz v Sara Del Ray

Sara Del Ray comes out to a standing ovation with The Miz walking down the ramp to a chorus of boos.

• Both start evenly with strike and counterstrikes, leading to a standoff as Miz smiles, motioning her to bring it on.

• She targets Miz's legs with a series of kicks and he takes them all before mowing her down with a neckbreaker

• He then applies several different submissions to her back and her neck before thinking she gave up and celebrating

• The ref says she didn't and he looks frustrated, going for a Skull Crushing Finale.

• She counters with elbow shots to the face and a powerbomb, she then attempts the Royal Butterfly

• Only for Miz to shift his weight and roll her up with the tights.

Winner: The Miz
Time: 8 minutes

We then cut backstage to see Carlito smirking and saying that he was right, women don't deserve to be here but he is confronted by Brooke Tessmacher who challenges him to a match next week. He brushes her off until she slaps him in the face before security stops him from hitting back and Brooke smiles, calling him a sexist pig and asking about the match next week, he says it's on and Brooke walks away.

Winter v Martin Stone

Martin Stone walks out to a chorus of boos as he talks about how he and Antonio Cesaro are the future and that one of them will be the new LCW Heavyweight Champion and they will bring a sharpened knife to each of the aged careers who have contracts here, starting with Bill Goldberg. Winter then slowly swaggers to the ring, the fans nearest the ramp swooning as she blows them kisses.

• Stone smiles as he tries to intimidate Winter but she blows some light powder in his face and starts trying to command him. It hasn't worked.

• She ends up running around the ring, playing cat and mouse with him for several minutes before shes caught.

• She slaps him in the face as AJ runs down and trying to convince Stone to stop but he ends up dragging AJ into the ring.

• He turns around only to be hit with a vicious Spear from Goldberg, causing the DQ.

Winner by DQ: Martin Stone
Time: 7 minutes

Goldberg lets the women escape as he hits a second and third Spear on Martin Stone before Antonio Cesaro runs down, pulling Stone out of the ring and retreating up the ramp, Goldberg declaring that they are both next!

We then cut the GM's office to see Shane Hagadorn looking on relived, he mentions Garrets conduct earlier and makes Garret v Goldberg for next week. He then makes an elimination match for the PPV of Carlito and Garret v Winter, AJ, Brooke and Sara Del Ray. He says it will teach Carlito and Garret to respect women and it will give the women a chance to prove themselves to the GM, he also mentions that he is still looking for a certain someone to manage.

Kane v Kaz

Fire bursts out of the arena as Kane walks down with some black roses and placing them on the announce table with a card labelled for the USA.
Kaz walks out saying that he will beat Kane because he believes in the American fans. Kane immediatly uppercuts him to start the match.

• Kane starts off with powerful strikes and clotheslines as he taunts the USA repeatedly

• Kaz counterattacks with quick strikes and targets his arm, eventually hitting a DDT for a two count.

• Kaz then goes to the top rope and misses a diving legdrop, allowing Kane to stamp on his head repeatedly.

• Kane then attempts a Last Ride only for Kaz to attempt a Hooligan Kick which is caught and countered by a Big Boot.

• He then places Kaz on the top turnbuckle and is about to chokeslam him to the arena floor when "Real American" blares out as we see Mr America playing a red white and blue guitar on the stage.

• Kaz uses the distraction to hit a Reverse Flux Capaciter for the pin.
  

Winner: Kaz
Time: 12 minutes

After the match Mr America tells Kane that if he wants to face the american people so badly, he can come to the PPV and have any match he wants with him. He thanks Kaz for believing in the american people and wishes him luck in the semi finals. Kane looks at Mr America seething and sets the stage on fire but Mr America walks through the flames unharmed as Kane looks shocked.

Cesaro v Kenny King


Antonio Cesaro walks out and smiles as he grabs a mic, declaring that he will use his loophole right now, JR says he can't do that but we cut to the GM's office, wrecked as Martin Stone is bullying Shane Hagadorn who says he can use it. Garret Bischoff then spots the scenario and laughs as Shane cries out for help. Martin looks at Garret and tells him to randomly pick a wrestler. He chooses Goldberg but Shane points out he sent Goldberg home and is promply put through the desk. Garret asks if Cesaro wants to set an example and he says he does so Garret chooses the next person who walks by as he and Martin Stone smile.

Winner: N/A
Time: N/A

Antonio Cesaro v Charlie Hass

Charlie Hass is shoved repeatedly down the ramp by Garret Bischoff and Charlie promptly punches him in the face before looking up at Cesaro and rolling in the ring.

• Hass starts off strong with strikes and a german suplex

• Cesaro then clobbers Hass and hits several powerbombs on him as he pins him, stopping himself at 2 before hitting a trio of Richola Bombs and grabbing the mic.

• The ref is dragged out of the ring by Bischoff and taken out.

"Goldberg I know you are here! Get out here and I dare you to make me next!"

The crowd cheer as Goldberg comes from the crowd attacking Cesaro with a lead pipe, busting him open as Stone tries to get to the ring. He is holding his ribs as he is intercepted by Shane Douglas and Jey Uso who hold him at bay while Goldberg hits two Jackhammers on Cesaro and smiles as the show ends, declaring that this is just the start.

Winner: No Contest
Time: 5 minutes

Week 4 – Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling v Norwich City Wrestling Federation.
Injury – Buff Bagwell

The opening credits roll and we are LIVE from Carrow Road for the next installment of NCWF! Kevin Kelly introduces to show and his broadcast partner Bobby Heenan!! Kelly begins to recap what happened last week as Dolph Ziggler’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring

In ring segment

Dolph makes his way down to the ring to huge boos. He is talking trash to the crowd as he picks up the mic to cut a promo. “This week I am in charge of NCWF and I have taken a couple of ‘executive’ decisions for the show. I have decided that if Triple H or RVD even breathe on me this week, they will be out of the title match at the PPV. They will be put through their paces.” The crowd boos as Dolph laughs to himself. “I have also decided that Shane McMahon needs to prove himself to me and The Empire. So the main event tonight will be Shane McMahon against Rob Van Dam in a Ladder Match. If RVD wins this match I will personally kick Shane out of The Empire.” The crowd is silenced, unsure of how to react. Ziggler tells us that first up we have a match between Justin Gabriel and Kassius Ohno, as he leaves the ring.

Match 1 – Justin Gabriel vs Kassius Ohno
• Gabriel comes out to a decent pop, Ohno to muted boos.
• Gabriel takes control early in the match, with a huge dropkick.
• Ohno struggles to mount any decent offence, with Gabriel in total control.
• Gabriel hits a Spin out Power bomb to set up the 450 Splash which connects.
• 1...2...3 JUSTIN GABRIEL WINS.

After the match, Gabriel grabs the mic and says that what Shelton did to him last week was unacceptable. He says that Benjamin joining the Empire has given him only one choice. And that is to join The Avengers. He also says that at the PPV, the match may be a ladder match, but Benjamin is going to have to go through Hell to beat him for the title. We go to commercial

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from commercial with Ziggler in the ring to announce that up next is a match between La Parka and Yoshi Tatsu. Bagwell and Shiozaki are banned from the arena.

Match 2 – Yoshi Tatsu vs La Parka
• Tatsu comes out to boos, and La Parka to good cheers.
• The match starts off fast paced, with both men exchanging kicks.
• La Parka takes control, hitting an Enzugiri.
• He begins to take real control of the match when he hits the Corkscrew Cross body.
• He sets up the La Parkinator, but Tatsu reverses it!!
• Tatsu has the momentum now and hits The Roundhouse Kick!!!
• 1..2..3 YOSHI TATSU WINS!!

After the match Shiozaki comes out and celebrates with Tatsu while Bagwell comes out and consoles La Parka. Bobby Heenan gets up and grabs a mic to make an announcement! “At the PPV, The Derby, La Parka and Buff Bagwell will defend their NCWF Tag Team Titles against the team of Go Shiozaki and Yoshi Tatsu. This will be a table’s match!!!” The crowd is excited by the announcement until Ziggler comes out to announce the next match.

In ring segment

“The next match is one I have been looking forward to for a long time. It is Saraya Knight, against Aksana for the right to face Maryse for the NCWF Divas Title at, The Derby. Oh and because I am in charge for this week, this match will be a Bra and Panties match. I have to keep interested in it somehow.” The male contingent is happy as Aksana’s music hits

Match 3 – Aksana vs Saraya Knight in a Bra and Panties Match for the right to have a shot at the NCWF Divas Title at, The Derby.
• Aksana comes out to boos, and Saraya to the biggest pop of the night so far.
• The match is a cat fight, Aksana manages to take off Saraya’s top first.
• She goes to take off the shorts, however Saraya kicks her in the private parts. “That’s a **** punt” says Heenan, who seems to be drooling.
• Saraya takes off Aksana’s shorts and chucks them at Heenan, who screams like a little girl.
• Saraya then takes off Aksana’s top to reveal her in her Bra and Panties and SARAYA KNIGHT IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NCWF DIVAS TITLE.

After the match Maryse comes out and says that Ziggler is a disgrace for degrading the woman’s division like that. She also says that having Saraya in a match like this will turn viewers away because she is ugly. Saraya gets mad and chases Maryse backstage as we go to commercial

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from commercial to find Ziggler in the ring, ready to announce the next match.

In ring segment

Dolph is in the ring, and starts to cut a promo, “Now tonight we were meant to have the second match in the best of three series between Davey Richards and Roderick Strong. But I have decided to scrap that, because well I can. Instead I will use Richards and Benjamin from The Empire to face Triple H, in a handicap match. Oh and in this match I will be special guest referee. Good luck Hunter, at least you have Steph to lick your wounds afterwards!”

Match 4 – Davey Richards and Shelton Benjamin vs Triple H in a Special Guest Referee Handicap Match. Dolph Ziggler is Special Guest Referee.
• Richards and Benjamin join Ziggler in the ring they look relaxed, Triple H comes out fuming.
• Ziggler goes up to Triple H and reminds him that if he touches him, he is out of the Title Match at The Derby.
• Ziggler then spits on Triple H and starts the match. Richards and Benjamin take down Triple H.
• Ziggler goes outside the ring, and grabs a table from underneath the ring and chucks it in the ring.
• Richards and Benjamin wear down Triple H. Benjamin hits the T Bone Suplex, followed by Richards hitting the Shooting Star Press.
• Ziggler puts Triple H on the table, and then goes up top. He hits the elbow drop on Triple H and he goes through the table.
• Benjamin covers Triple H and the rest is academic. 1...2...3 BENJAMIN AND RICHARDS WIN.

The beat down continues after the match, with Ziggler hitting a Zig Zag on Triple H. He gets Richards and Benjamin to hold Triple H up, and he talks trash to him. He finally slaps him, leaving Triple H in a mess on the floor. Ziggler, Richards and Benjamin stand tall. “The Empire have sent a statement out here, that Ziggler is King.” says Kelly as we go to our final commercial break.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from commercial to a recap of events tonight, and a reminder of the implications of the main event tonight. And the main event is up next.

Match 5 – Shane McMahon vs RVD in a Ladder Match. If RVD wins Shane leaves The Empire.
• Shane comes to the ring to boos, he looks nervous. RVD comes out to a huge pop.
• They start off by exchanging blows inside the ring, however the action soon spills outside onto the floor.
• RVD takes control and brings a ladder into the ring and starts to climb it.
• Shane recovers and pushed RVD off the ladder, and then starts to beat down RVD.
• Shane puts RVD in the corner and the ladder up against him, “Surely not” exclaims Kevin Kelly.
• Shane goes COAST TO COAST on RVD!!!! RVD is down for the count
• Shane sets up the ladder, and begins the climb it! He is two rungs from the top when the lights go out!!!
• “WASSGORNON?!” screams Heenan!! A huge bang is heard in the arena, and lights come back on to see DOLPH BEATING DOWN SHANE!!!
• “This is my stable!” screams Ziggler to Shane. Ziggler picks Shane up and hits the ZIG ZAG!!
• Meanwhile RVD rises and climbs the ladder, perplexed, and wins!! SHANE IS OUT OF THE EMPIRE!!

After the match RVD heads backstage, while Vince and Linda come out to the ring. “What will they do?” says Heenan. Vince looks at Ziggler and then at a broken Shane on the floor. Then Vince kicks Shane in the face!!! “THEY HAVE TURNED ON THERE OWN SON!” shouts Kelly, “SHANE IS OUT OF THE EMPIRE!” Vince, Linda and Dolph stand over Shane as NCWF goes off the air…

The Derby Card so far

Spoiler:

Week 4:
Catchy Sexy Witty and Delightful Wrestling v Norwich City Wrestling Federation

Injury: Kofi Kingston


David Otunga is backstage and he sees Vickie Guerrero stood facing away from him;

Otunga: I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way

I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin'
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But here's my number, so call me maybe
It's hard to look right, at you baby,
But here's my number, so call me maybe

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***David Hasselhoff and Pee Wee Herman v Terry Funk and ???***

David Hasselhoff and Pee Wee Herman are first to the ring, they look ridiculous in their wrestling attire and they wait for their opponents. Terry Funk walks out to the ring looking ready to go, Coach says that Funk wants to teach the "Entertainers" a lesson about being in his yard. The crowd erupts as Kevin Nash is announced as Funk's partner!

Coach: Oh my god!

Nash and Funk stare at the now significantly less confident Hoff and Herman, and the match begins.

Funk starts off with The Hoff and he hurts him with a series of armbars and headbutts, as Hoff drops to his knees, Funk kicks Hoff square in the face! Hoff tags in Herman who doesn't want to get into the ring, Funk drags him in over the top rope! Funk lays into Herman with punches then throws him back to the corner to let Hoff be tagged in.

The end comes as Funk knocks Hoff down and tags in Kevin Nash. Nash big boots Funk! The crowd boo as Nash picks up Funk and hits the Powerbomb! Nash turns and walks out of the ring, as The Hoff pins the barely conscious Terry Funk, one, two, three!

***Winners, David Hasselhoff and Pee Wee Herman***

Nash has a mic, and he says Funk's crusade against the Entertainers is both immoral and a sign of Funk's old age. Nash says since these Entertainers have been in Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful, Nash has had more fun than he's ever had, and if the geriatric Funk wants to fight the Entertainers then Nash has no problem standing up for these guys. Nash says he wants Funk, one on one, at the PPV, and he'll even let Funk have the advantage of the match being Funk's forte, an Extreme Rules match!

Funk recovers in the ring, and he nods at Nash to agree to the match.

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William Shatner is backstage alone, talking to himself;

Shatner: Come on Willie, it's just one match, us versus David Hasselhoff at the pay per view, winner becomes the NEW Catchy Sexy Witty and Delightful Entertainers Champion! And who knows, maybe Mr Winklechops will get some attention to celebrate... What do you say boys?

William Shatner looks up and sees Ron Simmons stood in front of him, looking both disgusted and appalled.

"DAMN!"

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***Spud v Eric Young***

We are reminded of Eric Young pinning Spud within seconds of their mixed tag team match last week, Tenay says it was timed at 6 seconds, Coach says it was completely unfair. Eric Young is out first, still in his Danny Zuko phase.

EY: We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
Oh yeah
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no poopie we'll be getting lots of boobie
Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go-

EY is cut off by Spud walking out to the ring, he freestyle raps on his way to the ring;

Spud: I'm the Spud you like, but I aint in the mood
I got attacked from behind by a leather clad dude
He pinned me cheaply, one, two, three
I'm gonna show him you don't mess with me
I'm gonna punch him in his ginger face
He picked the wrong guy, wrong time, wrong place

(Spud gets into the ring and faces Eric Young as the bell rings)

Spud: I'm gonna hurt Eric Young, you'll all see...

Suddenly, Eric Young puts Spud in an inside cradle, and the referee counts, one, two, three!

***Winner by pinfall, Eric Young***

Coach laughs and says he still managed to rhyme while being beaten, Tenay mentions that twice in a row Spud has lost cheaply to Young. Spud storms out of the ring as Eric Young celebrates.

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Kermit the Frog is jogging along backstage when he comes across the CSWDW prop room. Kermit peers around the door to see no-one inside, then bounds in. Kermit looks around at an empty room with only a gigantic inflatable violin on the floor and a luminous mankini hung up on the wall. Kermit is about to leave the room before he sees a silver briefcase. Kermit opens up the briefcase to see the word “GREAT” stuck to the inside, written in brightly coloured fridge magnet letters, and a baker’s dozen of Onion Bhajis.

Kermit excitedly lifts up the briefcase and shouts “Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner… THE GREAT KERMIT!

Kermit makes a noise of fans cheering then puts on a commentator’s voice to say “Can you believe The Great Kermit has beaten Khali and Muta here tonight” then does another fan noise. Kermit dances around holding the briefcase above his head before running into a massive object and falling over. Kermit looks up and it’s The Great Khali.

Khali holds up his hand and Kermit winces, but Khali instead challenges Kermit to a “Chop Off” for the briefcase.

Ranjin Singh sets up two piles of wood laid across some breeze blocks. Kermit attempts to chop his pile, but doesn’t break one and hurts his hand. Khali cracks his hands then chops his pile of boards, breaking all but the final two of his.

Ranjin Singh grabs the briefcase and is about to give it to Khali when they all hear a scream.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA FROG!

Miss Piggy flies into shot and chops through every one of Kermit’s boards. Kermit says that Miss Piggy was amazing, and Miss Piggy says that she is actually The Great Piggy. And yes, she is amazing. Ranjin Singh reluctantly gives her the briefcase.

The Great Piggy says she will look after the briefcase until Khali faces Muta at the PPV, to make sure no-one gets their hands on those Bhajis!

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Lillian Garcia confusingly announces the next match as a "Texas Tornado Trifle match"

***Audrey Marie/Rosita v Kelly Kelly/Serena Deeb***

The ring contains a paddling pool filled with a massive strawberry trifle, complete with custard and hundreds and thousands. Coach asks what hundreds and thousands would be called if you only had one, Tenay answers "A Sprinkle". All four women are in bikinis.

All four ladies get completely stuck in and coated head to toe in trifle as they fight, the crowd love it as all four ladies brawl in the trifle. Coach calls it "a match of the year candidate".

The end comes as Kelly Kelly hits Rosita with a K2 into the trifle, Rosita is face down and Kelly Kelly rolls her over before pinning her, one, two, three.

***Winners, the audience, or more accurately, Kelly Kelly and Serena Deeb***

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***Heath Slater vs Flo Rida Rap Battle***

Heath Slater is being interviewed by Lillian Garcia. Slater says he doesn’t fear Florida. Slater asks what’s Florida even famous for? Just talking fast? Slater says that anyone could be a rapper, and Florida’s not even a good one – he’s as bad as John Cena. Slater says that Florida will be as bad as John Cena at wrestling too.

Flo Rida walks into shot and says that seeing as he’s accepted to play Slater’s game at the PPV, then Slater can play Flo at his game right now, and challenges him to a rap battle. Heath laughs and says “OK… OK”, cockily.

Flo Rida grabs the mic and immediately breaks into his rap.

The mountain top, walk on water
I got power, feel so royal
One second, I'ma strike oil
Diamond, platinum, no more for you
Got adrenaline, never giving in
Giving up's not an option, gotta get it in
Witness I got the heart of 20 men
No fear, go to sleep in the lion's den
That flow, that spark, that crown
You looking at the king of the jungle now
Stronger than ever can't hold me down
A hundred miles gunnin' from the pitcher's mound
Straight game face, it's game day
See me running through the crowd full of melee
No trick plays, I'm Bill Gates,
Take a genius to understand me

Lillian claps Flo Rida, but Slater barges in between them and grabs the microphone, slunking his shoulders and beginning to rap pathetically, visibly thinking between lines.

Slater: Yo Yo Yo.
I’m Heath Slater yo.
The one man rock band show.
I’m making Ginger cool
By taking Florida to school

Flo Rida asks is that it? And Slater says no he’s got loads more. Slater goes to rap again.

Slater: Yo Yo Yo.
I’m the one man rock band yo
I’m Heath Slater don’t you know
The one man rock band show
Florida’s got to go

Flo taps Heath on the shoulder patronisingly and tells him he’ll see him at the PPV. And that that was a terrible rap. Flo walks away, but Heath looks furious then grabs Flo from behind and throws him into the wall.

Heath stands over Flo and say “Now that’s a wrap, Florida”

Slater walks away singing his awful rap.

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Jimmy Uso is sat in the canteen with Gonzo from the Muppets. Jimmy Uso is talking about how they recently re-released his favourite ever film, Titanic, in 3D. Gonzo from The Muppets says that he’s seen it and it’s fantastic, particularly when the boat goes down into the water. Jimmy Uso puts his fingers his ears and tells Gonzo not to ruin the film. Gonzo says it’s annoying how expensive 3D films are. Jimmy checks his pocket and asks will £7 cover his ticket, because that’s all he has, and Gonzo scrunches up his huge nose. Gonzo says no, but advises Jimmy that he could take a friend on Orange Wednesdays and split the cost. A man in a suit appears and hands Gonzo a cheque from Orange as Jimmy thinks.

The theme from Friends (“I’ll be there for you”) starts playing and the scene cuts to Jimmy Uso sitting next to Lilian Garcia and asking her to the cinema to watch Titanic 3D on Orange Wednesday, but she says she’s washing her hair.

The scene quickly cuts again to Jimmy Uso tapping David Otunga on the shoulder and inviting him to watch Titanic 3D next Wednesday, but Otunga says no.

A montage of several other people saying no to Jimmy Uso follows, before the theme from Friends fades out and we cut to Jimmy sat alone, looking at the handful of change from his pocket, then sullenly up at a poster of Titanic 3D. Jimmy puts the money away in his pocket, then takes a folded up photograph out of his other pocket. He unfolds it to reveal it’s of his brother, Jey Uso.

Jimmy Uso : And I miss you.
Like the deserts miss the rain.
And I miss you…. Yeah.
Like the deserts miss the rain

Jimmy wipes away a tear, then pokes his tongue out Maori style

Jimmy Uso : BLAH!

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***Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes vs Mankind & Kofi Kingston***

Sandow and Rhodes make their way to the ring and await their opponents. The camera cuts to the backstage area where Kofi Kingston is laid out cold. Mike Tenay is asking what the hell could have happened to Kofi Kingston? Jimmy Uso is standing next to Kofi, asking the doctors if Kofi will be fit to go to the cinema on Wednesday. The doctor says Kofi won’t be fit to do anything this week – and Jimmy looks upset, saying Kofi had promised.

Rhodes laughs in the ring, as Sandow looks business as usual, stroking his beard. Mankind’s music hits and Mankind makes his way to the ring alone. Coach says this will now be a two on one handicap match.

Mankind slides into the ring and goes for the gung-ho approach, unloading on both of his opponents, getting the better of them for a while until the man advantage become too much. Rhodes and Sandow viciously beatdown Mankind. Rhodes hits a Disaster Kick, sending Mankind flying into a big neckbreaker from Sandow.

Sandow is about to go for the pin but Rhodes tells him that he wants the pin, to prove that he’s The Phantom. That Mankind can never see him coming – because he’s hidden in the shadows. Sandow looks confused and asks Rhodes if he’s ever seen The Phantom of the Opera? And when Rhodes says no, Sandow shakes his head in disgust and leaves the ring. Rhodes lifts Mankind and hits Cross Rhodes and makes the pin. 1………….2……………………3!

***Winners by pinfall, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow***

After the match, Cody succeeds in taking off Mankind’s mask and he holds it up in the air – asking “who’s the Phantom now Mankind?”

Cody tells Mankind that if he wants his mask back, he’ll have to come out of the shadows of the basement, and up onto the big stage… at the PPV, and take it back – by beating Cody Rhodes!

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The lights go down and the crowd pops as the music plays and the new CSWDW World Champion walks out onto the stage singing;

Camacho: Every man wants to be Camacho Camacho Man
To have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's Camacho Man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Camacho, Camacho Man
I've got to be, Camacho Man
Camacho, Camacho Man
I've got to be Camacho!

Camacho Man gets into the ring which is decorated with balloons and a table with food and drinks on it. He tells the fans how winning the World Title was the highlight of his life, and he is fully aware Christian doesn't want to let it go so he expects a challenge anytime soon.

Christian does walk out, he says Camacho is a freak of nature, but not in a good way. Christian says he will have a rematch at the PPV. Christian says he is a warrior, and if Camacho wants to be Randy Savage, he can be the Ultimate Warrior. Christian laughs as he says this, but the crowd erupts as The Ultimate Warrior's music hits and the man himself runs down to the ring! Christian is in shock as he bails from the ring, Warrior stares at Christian but then turns his attentions to the Champion.

Coach and Tenay are going crazy at ringside, The Ultimate Warrior is Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful!

The Warrior says he wants to become Champion, but before he can continue, the lights go red like last week and the song plays;

The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek,
There's nobody here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight;

I never will forget the way you look tonight.
The lady in red, the lady in red,
The lady in red, my lady in red

The music ends but the lights stay red, then smoke bellows from the stage and from under the ring...

I'm the Boogeyman, and i'm coming to get you...

The lights go off completely, and when they come back on, The Boogeyman has appeared in the ring! Warrior and Boogeyman stare face to face, with Camacho Man and Christian on the outside looking in! GM Vickie Guerrero walks out next and says Christian had his chance, but while he is allowed another shot, so do two other people. At the Pay Per View, it will be Camacho Man v Christian v Ultimate Warrior v The Boogeyman for the CSWDW World Championship!

The show goes off the air with all four men staring at each other, Boogeyman puts his worms on the table with the food on it, Camacho looks uneasy as he adjusts the Championship on his shoulder, Christian looks very annoyed and Warrior looks like the Warrior does, never taking his eyes off of his opponents.

Catchy Sexy Witty and Delightful "Pay Per View"

Spoiler:

Bum Fight Promotions v Odnando Valley Wrestling

The Gladiator buggle theme plays out and out walks Morley with his Gladiators to the fans huge approval.

Morley "One week ago, I promised that the fightback would begin - and it has. We may have had one or two setbacks such as Rude joining forces with the MWB but we had some wins too. Magnus advanced to the championship qualifier and joins his fellow Gladiator Mason Ryan, as well as Crimson, Storm and Dibiase.

We also had Joe and Homicide book their place against Storm and Crimson for the tag belts. Well tonight, we are going to finalise all of the matches at the Invasion PPV. And as the Gladiators are now exacting justice to each match, I feel confident that the MWBs power will soon be vanishing."

Magnus "There is a new Sheriff, or should I say Sheriffs, in town. And we dont have beards....."

Morley "Tonights show will give us a lot of answers, I promise. And as I am a fair man, I will give Head Cheese one last shot to make the PPV tag match"

Match 1 - Magnus and Matt Morgan vs Head Cheese - winners go into the tag match at Invasion
Match 2 - Cena vs Rick Rude for entry into the Heavyweight Match at Invasion
Match 3 - Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne vs Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi
Main Event - Ryback vs Savage vs Mason Ryan for the TV Championship belt
"

Cole "There you have it folks - Morley and his Gladiators are giving themselves every chance of taking out a bit of the MWB in every match."

Match 1 - Magnus and Matt Morgan vs Head Cheese - winners go into the tag match at Invasion

The two Gladiators stay at ringside as the MWBs Head Cheese Make their way to the ring. Al Snow holds aloft head as Steve Blackman looks on bemused.

1. Al Snow starts off against Magnus but gets over powered easily.
2. Blackman tags in and unleashes his martial arts combos on Magnus to little effect and is pushed down to the floor.
3. Magnus tags in Morgan as Blackman tags in Snow.
4. Snow throws Head at Morgan who catches it instinctively, giving snow the distraction to dropkick him and gain the advantage.
5. Quick tags between Head cheese before a mistake by Blackman allows Morgan to tag in Magnus who regains the advantage.
6.Storm runs down the ramp but is met by Morgan, as the ref looks on.
7. From the crowd, Crimson comes out and blindsides Magnus with the ring bell.
8. Headcheese argue with him saying that they had things in control as the ref turns around to see Magnus knocked out and Crimson still in the ring.

Winners by DQ - Magnus and Morgan.

After the match, Headcheese and Storm surround Crimson who has cost them two weeks in a row. The MWB music plays and Russo walks out with Vader, Dibiase, Savage and Rude.

Russo "Crimson. Real men don't cost their brothers matches. Especially not title shots, two weeks in a row. Real Men wear beards. You are no longer a real man Crimson"

Headcheese and Storm hold Crimson as the rest of the MWB swarm down to the ring and beat him to the floor. They then all hold him down and swarm stopping any of the crowd seeing what is going on. Eventually, Russo stands up holding clippers and a beard in the air. The rest of the MWB hold up a clean shaven, unconscious Crimson in the air for all to se before throwing him out.

Russo "Crimson is no longer a man! And as Storm no longer has a partner for Invasion, he forfeits his place to Headcheese in the title match."

Match 2 - Cena vs Rick Rude for entry into the Heavyweight Match at Invasion

1. Cena gets the early advantage with fake looking punches and a few hip tosses
2. Rude fights back and puts Cena into a few submission holds that Cena sells unconvincingly.
3. Rude continues the punishment concentrating on Cenas legs.
4. Rude goes for a high flying move but misses letting Cena set up his 5 moves of doom.
5. Cena lifts up Rude for the AA but Rick slides down his back in to a close pin.
6. Rude begins the fight back and hits the Rude Awakening but the pin attempt is too close to the ropes.
7. Both men continue to duke it out with Rude getting the worst of it.
8. Cena goes for the STFU but whilst still in the move, Rude rolls over before tapping
9. The ref calls for the bell and declares Rude the winner due to Cenas shoulders being down.

Morley comes out and asks the footage to be replayed on the tron. It shows Cenas shoulders down and the ref hitting the 3 count at the same time as Rude taping.

Morley "As this was such a great match, I declare this match a draw meaning that both men will be able to continue this fight at Invasion for the heavyweight championship!"

Cole "The crowd love this announcement - they want to see this fantastic bout continue for the Heavyweight Championship!"

Match Winner - Draw

Match 3 - Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne vs Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi

1. The 6 Tramp tag match gets underway with Team Wilson getting the better of the early exchange.
2. Quite expectedly Steiner walks out, still with his neckbrace and crutches.
3. He makes his way down to the ring and rolls in as the match continues.

Steiner "Stop this farce! This isnt what the public wants! Women should be out back oiling me up and getting me beer. These Tramps cant wrestle. These tramps are a waste of TV time that should showing my highlights. Now ladies - get my bags packed into the limo. And make sure my clothes are folded properly. And get me a burrito."

Torrie Wilson approaches Steiner and slaps him. Madison and Love also do the same before Steiner goes to retaliate. Naomi kneels down behind Steiner, causing him to fall over her when Dawn Marie dropkicks him. As he lies on the floor, each girl take sturns to kick him before he rolls out of the ring.

Steiner "enough of this. All of you together cant beat me. You cheapshotted me there. This is not honourable wrestling. This is pathetic just like you women. You want to fight me? Well I will take all 6 of you on at Invasion in a handicap match if you like"

Angelina Love "You are on!"

Cole "Well there you have it - Steiner has a PPV match against Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne/Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi - God help him!

Main Event - Ryback vs Savage vs Mason Ryan for the TV Championship belt

Cole, "the odds dont look good for Savage this week. He has fluked wins the last few weeks but surely he cant overcome the two powerhouses of Ryan and Ryback! In fact the MWB has taken a huge step back tonight by losing Crimson as one of their members too."

1. Each man makes their way down to the ring one by one. Ryan first, followed by Ryback with the Champ last.
2. As the champ stands on the turnbuckle, Ryan and Ryback discuss tactics.
3. Ryan is the first over to lock up with Savage, throwing him to the corner. As he stands flexing his muscles over the fallen Savage, Ryback reverse DDTs him to the mat.
4. Ryback picks up Ryan for the jackhammer and hits it, leaving Ryan in a heap.
5. Ryback invites Savage to make the cover which he does before having his arm lifted by Ryback.

Winner by pinfall - Savage.

After the match, the MWB come down and eject Ryan from the ring before surrounding Ryback Russo steps forward and hands Ryback a big marker pen. Ryback rubs it over his chin and draws on a beard as the rest of the MWB hold each others arms into the air.

Cole "well there you have it folks. Just as you thought that the MWB was crumbling, they come back stronger than ever with Ryback joining their forces. I really cannot wait to see how the belts get distributed after Invasion which is next week. Make sure to tune in. And before I go, a quick shout out to our number 1 fan Brodie Warriah Rutherford! Peace out little fella!"

Invasion Card:

Tag Title Match - Joe/ Homicide vs Magnus/ Morgan vs Head Cheese
Heavyweight Title - Crimson, Mason Ryan, Magnus, Ted Dibiase, Vader, Storm, Rude and Cena
Bragging Rights match - Steiner vs Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne/Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi

LCW v NCWF

The show opens with Mike Adamle looking over papers, ripping them up and throwing them away. He apologises for his actions two weeks ago and says this job is stressful to him but last week he saw a few outstanding issues. The first is that Kenny King did not get his shot last week and the next is Garret's actions. He says that a GM has respect and deserves it and that he will not stand for what happened to Shane Hagadorn so he is changing a match from Goldberg v Garret to Kenny King v Garret with the qualifying spot on the line!

Martin Stone v Shane Douglas and Jey Uso

JR mentions that this was requested by Stone for last weeks interference in his work. Stone walks out to massive boos as Douglas and Uso walk out, Jey trying to convince Shane to dance with him. He does dance but not to well as Jey guides him through it. They smile and high five as they enter the ring.

• Douglas starts and tries to match punches with Stone but Stone overpowers him.

• Shane gives Jey a try and he succeeds by getting Stone off balance, quickly tagging Shane back in to hit a powerslam for 2

• Stone then comes back with strong strikes on Douglas followed by a nasty looking London Bridge.

• Jey runs in to no avail as Stone pummels him and hits a London Bridge from the 2nd rope to the floor before returning to the ring.

• Stone poses as he picks up Douglas and throws him on top of Uso as they are both unconcious, getting counted out.

Winner by Count Out: Martin Stone
Time: 12 minutes

After the match medics attend to both Douglas and Uso, Shane is able to stagger up the ramp but Jey needs to be taken out of the arena in an ambulance. Stone smiles and says Goldberg will recieve the same fate soon.

We cut to Garret in Mike Adamles office complaining about the possibility of two matches at the PPV, Mike says the second match was his own fault and that he shouldn't have made Hagadorn or Winter mad as they both want a piece of him. Garret laughs saying that a woman and a one armed man can fight the future world champion any time, any place, anywhere.

We then cut to an in ring segment where Sara Del Ray calls out Brooke, Winter and AJ. Sara says that we need to stand together this Sunday and not go on our own agendas. Brooke agrees and says that Carlito deserves to be shown that women can be just as good as men in the ring. Winter goes on about only wanting Garret Bischoff because he reinjured her boyfriend and AJ skips around them and smiles, saying nothing as the others look on concerned.

Kane v Haas

Kane walks out with a burnt USA flag and laughs as "Voodoo Child" plays for a while, causing Kane to look up the ramp and await Hogan. Only to be attacked from behind by Haas Hogan in black street clothes ( same stuff he wore when feuding with Kidman in 2000) and a fake mustache.

• Haas takes early advantage, attacking Kanes knees with chop blocks and a figure four.

• Kane powers out and is real mad as he pummels Haas in the corner, causing internal bleeding.

• Haas fights back with agressive strikes, catching Kane off guard.

• Kane catches a punch and hits a strong uppercut, stunning Haas enough for a chokeslam for 3.

Winner: Kane
Time: 10 minutes

Kane laughs and demands Hogan at the PPV or he will set Haas on fire. Kane gets no answer, hitting Haas with a tombstone and draping the burnt flag over him before pouring gasoline on him. He then warns Hogan he will do it. Hogan runs out and agrees to Kanes demand. Kane then wants him to drop out of the US tournament and Hogan reluctantly agrees, demanding Haas be taken out of here. Kane drops a match on Haas anyway, lighting the flag as Haas pushes the burning flag back towards Kanes face and rolling out as Kane tosses the flag down, the flames unaffecting him as he laughs at Hogan.

We cut to Kenny King preparing to fight Garret Bischoff when Antonio Cesaro walks in and wishes him luck. King comments that Cesaro is scared of him and Cesaro laughs it off, warning him that his mouth gets him into trouble.

Garret Bischoff v Kenny King

Garret walks out to heavy boos as Kenny King gets an applause and stares at Garret.

• Garret starts with basic chain wrestling but Kenny ramps up he difficulty and takes control.

• Kenny uses speed and knowledge to punish Garret, making sure he shows his opponents what hes capeable of.

• Kenny gets cocky and toys with Garret only to be suprised by a roll up for 2.

• Garret then slaps Kenny who loses control and pummels him, causing the ref to break it up.

• Garret suprises King with another rollup, utilising the tights for the win.

Winner: Garret Bischoff
Time: 7 minutes

Kenny King looks suprised and argues with the referee as Garret brags in his face, only to be hit with a Cornation for his troubles. JR mentions Kenny King's recent bad luck as we cut backstage. We see Goldberg in Mikes office as Mike asks him if hes sure about this, Goldberg nods and Mike crosses Goldberg off the Loopholes Available List.

Goldberg v Hulk Hogan

Both walk out to monsterous cheers as Hogan looks at Goldberg and they talk about this match, Hogan curious as to why, Goldberg simply smiling and Hogan smiling back, mouthing "Good times"

• They lock up, playing the power game with Goldberg winning after a minute and shoving Hogan down.

• Hogan then uses elbows to take advantage and hit a series of scoop slams and atomic drops.

• Goldberg is hurting as he hits a weak Spear, enough to send Hogan out of the ring but it takes time for Goldberg to get up afterwards.

• Hogan is dragged under the ring as Goldberg looks for him and asks the ref not to count him out.

• A minute later Hogan crawls from under the ring, bloodied and weakened as Goldberg looks on and checks him out, asking for the match to be stopped.

• Hogan barely stands up, wanting to continue but Goldberg shoves him down easily and talks to the referee, they nod in agreement as the referee finishes the match.
  

Winner: DRAW
Time: 12 minutes

A video appears on the titantron as Kane laughs at the weakened Hogan, asking if he enjoyed his future. He then declares that this Sunday the USA's greatest symbol will be six feet under as they will have a Buried Alive Match!

We cut to Mike Adamle backstage as he draws for the tournaments semi finals.

US Title:

Haas v Douglas
Goldberg v ??? ( to be decided at the PPV by random lottery)

LCW Heavyweight Title:

Miz v Kazarian
Garret v Cesaro v Stone

He tells us to look forward to the PPV he hurridly titles Arbitration.

Spoiler:

WWA Week 5 – Norwich City Wrestling Federation vs Loophole Championship Wrestling
Injury: Yoshi Tatsu

The opening credits roll and we are LIVE from Carrow Road for the next installment of NCWF! Kevin Kelly introduces to show and his broadcast partner Bobby Heenan!! Kelly also says that the first match tonight is the second match of the best of three series between Richards and Strong. Then Richards music hits..

Match 1 – Davey Richards © vs Roderick Strong for the NCWF Hardcore Title. Second match in the best of three match series. Strong leads 1-0
• Richards comes out to boos, and Strong to cheers.
• The match starts out slowly, with neither men being able to gain the upper hand.
• Strong then hits a STO, to take control of Richards. He is working over the mid section of Richards.
• Strong continues to use a lot of submission holds, to hurt Richards. Richards however doesn’t give up.
• Strong hits The DEATH BY RODERICK!!! He goes for the pin! 1..2…KICKOUT!!!
• “Strong was half a second from being Champion!” says Kelly. Strong then goes for the End of Heartache.
• But Richards reverses it into a small package!! “He has a hold of the tights!” shouts Kelly.
• 1..2..3 DAVEY RICHARDS STEALS A WIN TO MAKE IT 1-1 IN THE BEST OF THREE SERIES

After the match, our special guest host for the night comes out. It is Tulisa!!! She grabs the mic and has something to say, “I am the special guest host tonight!” The crowd cheers. “At The Derby this Sunday, you two will have your final match. Winner takes it all. It will be Davey Richards vs Roderick Strong in a Falls Count Anywhere Match!!” The crowd erupts with joy!! “That is a HUGE match!” says Kevin Kelly. “Why did she keep hitting the mic against her head Kevin?” says a bemused Heenan. “Here watch this” says Kelly as he opens his laptop and we go to commercial…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

We come back from Commercial and Tulisa introduces the next match. “Next we have a match between fellow hoes. It will be Maryse and Saraya Knight vs The Bella Twins.”

Match 2 – Maryse © and Saraya Knight vs The Bella Twins
• Maryse and Saraya come out separately, Saraya signals for the title. The Bellas come out to boos.
• Maryse starts off the match against Brie Bella. She takes control early and tags in Saraya.
• Knight comes in and is met by a HUGE clothesline by Brie!!
• Brie hits a lot of kicks on Saraya. Then she slaps her across the face!!
• Saraya looks towards Maryse, who FLIPS SARAYA THE FINGER AND LEAVES!
• Saraya looks angry as Maryse walks up the ramp, she turns back and into a BELLA BUSTER
• 1..2..3 THE BELLA TWINS WIN!

After the match Maryse stands at the top of the ramp, and holds the title aloft. Saraya looks angry befallen in the ring.

Kevin Kelly says the next match will be between two of the participants in the NCWF Tag Team Title match at The Derby.

Match 3 – Buff Bagwell vs Go Shiozaki
• Bagwell comes out to cheers, Shiozaki to boos
• Shiozaki takes control early on with belly to back Suplex.
• Shiozaki continues in control, and hits a Fisherman Buster
• Shiozaki hits the GO FLASHER and goes for the pin 1..2..3 SHIOZAKI WINS EASILY!

After the match La Parka comes out and helps Bagwell up. “Bagwell was out of sorts there.” Says Heenan. La Parka doesn’t look happy with Bagwell as they head up the ramp and we go to commercial…

COMMERCIAL BREAK

IN RING SEGMENT

We come back from commercial to find Tulisa in the ring. She goes to speak into the mic, but it doesn’t work. So she licks the end of it for some reason, then bangs it against her forehead and then it works. “Our main event tonight will be a six man tag team match! The teams will be Triple H, RVD and Justin Gabriel against Dolph Ziggler, Shelton Benjamin and Kassius Ohno!!” The crowd sounds excited by the announcement!! “However now it is my pleasure to give you VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON!”

Tulisa exits the ring as Vince makes his way to the ring. “He must be coming out to explain his actions regarding Shane last week.” Says Kelly

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Vince comes in the ring and cuts a promo, “Last week I made the executive decision to kick my son Shane McMahon out of The Empire. It is not a decision I took lightly. You see Shane is a failure pure and simple. I hoped he would prove me wrong in The Empire, however he has disappointed me more. Dolph I see as the future of this company. Shane is not. So I decided to end his run in The Empire..”

Vince is interrupted mid speech by Stephanie McMahon’s music hitting!! She has something to say, “Vince I think what you have done is wrong. Sure Shane might have been trying to take down The Avengers, but you are weaker for ditching him.”

Vince looks angered by this statement, “Who do you think you are telling me what I can and cannot do?? I have had enough of you pretending to be the GM around here. You can now join your brother Stephanie, because YOU’RE FIRED!!!!” The crowd looks shocked, and Steph is stunned! Vince continues, “I will run this place now, and THE EMPIRE WILL RULE NCWF!”

Stephanie runs backstage crying, and Vince exits the ring to resounding boos. Kelly is shellshocked but manages to tell us the main event is happening after this advert for The Derby!

A little video appears on screen showing us what is happening at The Derby! It will be Maryse ©vs Saraya Knight for the NCWF Divas Title! Davey Richards © vs Roderick Strong in a Falls Count Anywhere match for the NCWF Hardcore Title! La Parka and Buff Bagwell © vs Yoshi Tatsu and Go Shiozaki for the NCWF Tag Team Titles in a Tables Match! Justin Gabriel © vs Shelton Benjamin in a Ladder Match for the NCWF Cruiserweight Title! And the Main Event will be Dolph Ziggler © vs Triple H vs RVD for the NCWF World Title inside Hell in a Cell!

Match 4 – Triple H, RVD and Justin Gabriel © vs Dolph Ziggler, Shelton Benjamin and Kassius Ohno
• Ziggler’s team come out to boos, Triple H’s team to cheers
• Benjamin and Gabriel start the match! They get into a punch fight. Neither gains the upper hand
• Then Gabriel tries to hit a crossbody, but Benjamin catches him and reverses it into a Samoan Drop!
• Benjamin tags in Ohno who continues to work over Gabriel! But then as Ohno goes for the Ohno Blade, Gabriel reverses hitting a superkick!
• Gabriel gets the tag to Triple H and Ohno to Ziggler, Triple H and Ziggler go toe to toe!
• Then Triple H hits a HUGE spinebuster!!
• He tags in RVD, he goes up top for the 5 star frog splash!
• But Benjamin and Ohno storm the ring as do Triple H and Gabriel!! “It’s an all out brawl!” says Kelly.
• THE MATCH ENDS IN A NO CONTEST!

After the match the six participants continue to fight each other. "This is pandemonium" exclaims Kelly, "What will happen this Sunday at The Derby? See you there.." and NCWF goes off the air

Week 5: Catchy, Sexy, Witty & Delightful Wrestling Vs Hokori PRO
Injuries This Week: Alberto Del Rio
Show Name: Hokori Pro: The Education System really has failed me!

The show kicks off with a video package highlighting last week’s world title match, with Kevin Steen showing up in the main event even though suspended causing Jim Cornette to come down swinging for Steen but inadvertently hitting Abyss causing a double count out. The video finishes showing Steen’s sick grin as he continues to torment Cornette & Kurt Angle.

The show’s pyrotechnics explode & Scott Stanford welcomes everybody to the show. He discusses Kevin Steen’s situations, stating that tonight; he gets his chance to compete in the World Championship match at the PPV if he wins his match tonight. We head to the ring with Steen posing from the ropes. Jim Cornette appears on the titantron screen he immediately rips into Steen. He then makes the announcement that the first PPV will be named “Battleground For Supremacy” and for Steen to get there, he’ll need to beat 2 handpicked opponents

Match 1 – Kevin Steen Vs ???

Kevin Steen waits as Abyss & Chessman both make their way down with Truth Martini. They both climb over the top rope and stare down Kevin Steen surrounding him. Truth has his say from the apron as Abyss then attacks from behind to start the match.

Chessman & Abyss dominate the match early on with quick tags double teaming Steen at every chance. Steen avoids contact with Chessman who inadvertently knocks Abyss off the apron; he applies the roll up on Chessman with his feet all over the ropes eliminating Chessman. Abyss then attacks from behind staying in control of the match. The match pace slows with Abyss hitting big power moves getting multiple pinfalls. Steen catches a break lowering the top rope with Abyss falling out to the floor. Both men fight out on the floor being very physical exchanging throws into the stairs and guardrails. Steen hits a big spine-buster on to the exposed floor and rolls into the ring. Time is running out so Truth Martini gets on to the apron, Steen knocks him off who then falls onto Abyss knocking him down forcing him to be counted out.

Winner Via Countout – Kevin Steen 08:09

Steen can’t quite believe his luck as he helps himself to his feet using the ropes gasping for air. Steen has a big grin on his face as he signals to the camareas that the championship belt will be around his waist when it’s all said and done at the PPV.

Backstage Segment

We go to the office of Jim Cornette watching a monitor looking frustrated at the outcome of Steen’s match. Michael McGillicutty then charges into the office. He demands on last shot to get into the Ultimate X Match at the PPV next week. Jim looks flustered as he says that Michael has had more than one chance as he rummages through his paperwork. He then picks up a piece of paper and says that he’ll give Michael one last shot against a fantastic wrestler who has wrestled across the world.

Match 2 – Michael McGillicutty Vs ???

McGillicutty waits in the ring patiently for his mystery opponent. Naomichi Marufuji walks out onto the entrance ramp spitting green mist. This is his debut for the company.

McGillicutty looks at ease and starts to shove his opponent acting very heelish. Naomichi unleashes multiple stiff kicks then starts with the offence. The match continues with McGillicutty trying to get back in the match but Naomichi has an answer to his counters. He sends McGillicutty down into the corner then connects with a corner to corner missile dropkick. Naomichi goes for the green mists but it catches the ref as McGillicutty drags him in the way. He then takes full advantage with a blatant low blow. He looks to finish the match with the Perfectplex, but Naomichi kicks out. He then continues to counter offence getting a few near falls. Eventually, McGillicutty picks up the win with a sick running neckbreaker.

Winner Via Pinfall Michael McGillicutty 05:39 Advances to Ultimate X Match.

Backstage Segemt

We’re backstage with Velvet Sky. She holds the championship belt on her arm as she watches the destruction of Kharma’s debut from last week on the TV. A backstage crew member asks for her thoughts but Beth Phoenix walks into shot. She informs Sky that because of her non-title victory 2 weeks ago. Jim Cornette as agreed to give me a shot at your title at “Battleground For Supremacy” next week. Beth finishes by saying that she’ll see her in the ring tonight!

Match 3 Velvet Sky & Ron Killings Vs Beth Phoenix & D’Angelo Dinero

The match starts out with The Pope avoiding Killings at all cost. Phoenix even attacks Killings and then demands a piece of Velvet Sky. Beth then continues to look impressive as she hits power move after power move. Sky catches a break hitting her finisher and crawls over to her corner looking for the tag. As she’s about to The Pope drags Killings from the apron and lays him out with a knock-out punch. Beth gets caught up with the distraction outside as Sky nails her with the double under hook face-buster picking up the win. After the match Killings manages to get his hands on Pope attacking him from behind but Pope is quick to roll out to the floor. They both stare off building up to their match at Battle For Supremacy.

Interview

We go to a video clip of Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio is in Mexico promoting an up and coming Hokori PRO show in a few weeks time. He walks the streets of Mexico with fans watching as he cuts a heel promo degrading Juventud adding to their match at the PPV.

Match 4 Juventud Guerrera V Billy Kidman PRO Division Qualifying Match

Juventud is out first as he goes crazy trying to pump up the fans. Billy Kidman walks down to the ring, Scott Stanford highlights that last week these two were tag team partners. They both briefly stare down each other and then slap hands. The PRO Division belt is hanging above the ring.

- The match starts off at a lightning pace. Lots of fast paced arm drags using the ropes with submissions and counter submissions from both guys. Eventually,
- Both guys continue to pick up the pace. They both counter each other as they run the ropes, leapfrogging and sliding under the legs. Juve then takes him down with a head scissor take down. He doesn’t let up as he hits multiple chops in the corner.
- Juve flies from the top with a missile dropkick. Kidman rolls out to the floor catching his breath. As Juve rolls out, Kidman rolls into the ring then hits a legdrop onto Juve who tries to get back in. Kidman then flies over the top rope with a suicide flip over the top rope with both guys down.
- Kidman catches Juve out who goes for a slide between his legs. Instead Kidman stops him and picks him up throwing him over with a wheelbarrow suplex. Kidman then slows the match pace down with mat based submissions.
- The match quickly changes when Kidman charges at Juve, who counters with a tilt-a-while backbreaker. He signals to the fans then plants Kidman with the Juve Driver, he hooks the leg but Kidman gets his foot on the rope. Great awareness by Billy Kidman!
- Following this, Juve begins to grow frustrated. He plants Kidman on the top rope and follows him up. He goes for the Super Juve Driver, but Kidman fights him off knocking him to the floor. Kidman hits a shooting star press and picks up the win.

Winner Via Pinfall – Billy Kidman 08:45 Advances to Ultimate X Match

Kidman gets his arm raised by the official. Juventud looks frustrated as he picks himself up off the floor. Both guys shake hands then Kidman celebrates posing from the ropes.

Main Event Paul London & Brian Kendrick Vs Briscoe Brothers World Tag Team Championship Match

Before anything, we get a quick highlight package of both teams winning their respected matches earning the right to fight for the vacant titles. The Briscoe’s are out first, they get the fans pumped up as they make their way into the ring. London & Kendrick both pose on the stage soaking in the atmosphere then spring to the ring. The official holds up the tag titles as both teams look on.

- The match starts out with both teams embracing the noise from the fans and with what’s on the line. After Jay Briscoe & Brian Kendrick circle each other they tie up with Jay getting the upper hand. The Briscoe’s take advantage early on.
- Kendrick avoids Jay who charges at him in the corner connecting with the ring post. He then makes a quick tag as Kendrick & London begin to isolate Jay in their corner cutting off the ring as Mark Briscoe stomps his feet trying to get the crowd behind his brother.
- The match begins to change when Paul London goes for a springboard from the apron. In mid air, Jay Briscoe is able to counter with a face buster type move. He goes for the tag only for Kendrick to pull him back keeping the balance in his teams favour.
- Eventually, Jay manages to counter a double team ducking, and then hitting a brutal superkick. Jay dives to the corner as Mark Briscoe makes the tag. He immediately gets to work on London with repeated punches then a fisherman buster for 2.
- Mark contines to look impressive then goes high risk. He looks to go for a frogsplash, but is pushes off the top by Kendrick falling outside to the floor. Kendrick then leaps from off the top rope wiping out Mark Briscoe.
- Jay Briscoe immediately flies through the ropes with a suicide dive taking out both guys. They all then get to their feet as London springboard’s off the ropes with a dive. Mark manages to catch him and power bombs him onto the ring apron. He then rolls into the ring breaking the count.
- The official loses control as all 4 guys rush into the ring. They all take in turns taking out one another. Eventually, Kendrick goes for a closeline but sends both himself and Jay Briscoe outside onto the floor. Meanwhile London cuts off Mark Briscoe from the top rope.
- The finish comes with London going for a high risk move but in mid air Mark Briscoe is able to counter with a bulldog from the top rope. He quickly rushes from the cover. Kendrick tries to get in but is dragged back out by Jay. The official counts 3 as the bell sounds.

Winners Via Pinfall – New Tag Team Champions… The Briscoe Brothers! 16:02

Post match and Mark & Jay both celebrate the victory. The officials hands them the belts as they hold them above their heads. Eventually London gets to his feet and Kendrick rolls in. They offer their hands to the champs who immediately accept. As London & Kendrick roll out to the floor, Mark Briscoe quickly grabs a microphone. He thanks them for one hell of a match and pushing them to the limit. It’s only fitting that The Briscoe’s defend the titles in a rematch at the PPV next week! The fans seem happy with that suggestion.

In Ring Segment PRO World Title Contract Signing.

We are back from the commercial with Jim Cornette stood in the ring with a table with 3 contracts on it. All 3 men make their way down into the ring and stand in opposite corners of the ring. Jim Cornette lays down the rules for the PPV match, stating that this will be an elimination match, but will consist in a No Holds Barred environment. He doesn’t want to be held responsible for what happens at Scars & Stripes between the champion and challengers.

Abyss is first to sign and then steps back into the corner with Martini talking to him from the apron. Kurt goes next and signs his contract cautiously watching Steen’s movements. Steen is last to sign, he hesitates staring down both Angle & Abyss. After signing he quickly grabs one of the steel chairs swinging at Angle, Angle ducks then starts firing punches at Steen as the pair go at it. Kurt gets the upper hand blindsiding Steen then puts Steen through the table with an Angle Slam with the crowd erupting!

He eventually gets up with Abyss standing behind him. Abyss then shoves Kurt against the ropes and hits a blackhole slam with Kurt landing on top of Kevin Steen. The show closes with Abyss standing over both men looking down with his title in one hand as Steen & Angle both folded up in the table

Close Show

Battleground For Supremacy PPV Card

Spoiler:

+ More to be announced. Card subject to change © Hokori PRO Wrestling 2012

Catchy, Sexy, Witty & Delightful Wrestling
Week 5 vs Hokori PRO
Injury : Terry Funk

Mike Tenay and Jonathan Coachman welcome us to Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling, and tells us about the show in store just one week away from PPV! And we’re straight into action with a match that throws together the feuds between Mankind and Cody Rhodes, and the one that will culminate in the crowning of the CSWD Entertainer’s Champion at PPV – William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Match 1 : Mankind & William Shatner vs Cody Rhodes & The Hoff

Mankind and Shatner make their way to the ring, Mankind covering his maskless face with his hand after Rhodes stole it last week. Rhodes and Hoff follow, Rhodes proudly holding the mask aloft. Mankind and The Hoff start the match, with William Shatner reluctant to get involved with Hoff, and Rhodes similarly wary of Mankind. Mankind is quick to dominate the match with his unorthodox offence, heightened by the fury of losing his mask. It’s not until he plants The Hoff with a Double Arm DDT that Shatner offers the tag. Shatner puts Hoff in a Figure Four Leg Lock and Hoff struggles to reach the rope. Cody Rhodes grabs Hoff’s Baywatch red buoy and holds it out into the ring. Hoff grabs it and Rhodes pulls Hoff closer for the tag. Rhodes makes the tag then gets into the ring, stomping an unaware Shatner then hitting Mankind with a Disaster Kick off the apron, to the outside. Rhodes takes the opportunity to hit Shatner with the Cross Rhodes then tags Hoff to make the pin 1….2…..3.

Winners : Cody Rhodes and The Hoff

Rhodes grabs Mankind’s mask from ringside and runs off into the crowd, with Mankind giving chase, whilst The Hoff celebrates in the ring.
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Terry Funk is backstage chatting to Serena Deeb about her wrestling, giving her advice. She smiles and nods along as Funk shows her a couple of holds. Suddenly, Kevin Nash attacks Funk from behind! Serena shrieks as Nash stares her away, Nash hits Funk with a lot of punches and kicks, he throws Funk into a steel shutter in the backstage area, and he chokes Funk with his boot.

Nash: Kevin Nash is in the house tonight
I'm just trying to have a good time
I think you've gone and lost your mind
I'm just trying to have a good time
Kevin Nash is in the house tonight
I'm just trying to have a good time
I think you've gone and lost your mind

I just wanna see ya!

Suffer.

Everyday you're hobbling...

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Match 2 : Kofi Kingston & Flo Rida vs Damien Sandow & Heath Slater

Kofi : We gonna stir things up for you right now. We gonna Stir it up. Little darling. Stir it up MASH-UP SELECTA!

Flo Rida jumps out onto the stage Woah-oh-oh, I get a Good Feeling. Yeah! Kinda feeling I never, never, never get before. Woah-oh-oh, I get a Good Feeling…
Kofi : ‘Cos the sun is shining. The weather is sweet.
Make you wanna move. Your dancing feet

Kofi & Flo : TO THE RESCUE…. HERE I AM!

SOS plays, and they both make their way to the ring.

Slater and Sandow are out next and Slater sarcastically applauds, shouting “Nice one Florida”. Sandow has a mic and says that on the contrary, he and his acquaintance Heath Slater are the ones who will be on the rescue tonight, rescuing the unwashed masses from slipping further into their comatose existence, by bringing to an end all this symphonic abuse that they have been subjected to. You’re Welcome.

Sandow and Flo Rida start the match with Sandow having the upper hand.
Sandow attempts his neckbreaker, but Flo struggles free and tags Kofi.
Kofi leaps to the top rope and flying clotheslines Sandow, following up with a Boom Drop.
Kofi gets ready to hit a Trouble In Paradise but Slater runs in and hits Kofi with his running neckdrop.
Flo Rida is in and attacks Slater, dumping him over the top rope to the outside of the ring.
Sandow lifts up Kofi, goes for the neckbreaker, but Kofi ducks out and lands a Trouble in Paradise kick, knocking Sandow back into the referee.
Outside Slater throws Flo Rida into the ring post then grabs a chair, running into the ring and knocking out Kofi.
Sandow makes the pin just as the ref recovers. 1….2……..3!

DAMIEN SANDOW AND HEATH SLATER WIN!

Sandow and Slater make their exit, Sandow dusting his hands clean and Slater excitedly playing his air guitar, to the disgust of Sandow. Flo Rida check on Kofi.

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Mike Tenay says we can now have a fly on the wall experience of a wrestler’s everyday life, because we’ve sent a camera to follow Jimmy Uso to Tesco, as it’s his turn to buy the milk. The camera cuts to see Jimmy Uso walking around a Tesco Metro. He picks up two bottles of milk, and does a few bicep reps with them before making his way to the checkout. Jimmy’s eyes light up as he sees the rows of chocolate bars on offer at the checkout, and after much deliberation he picks up a Wispa Gold.

Jimmy puts the two cartons of milk and the Wispa Gold down on the checkout and the woman scans them through. She asks Jimmy if he knows that Wispa Golds are buy one get one free this week. Jimmy says he didn’t know this, but he’ll leave it now, he couldn’t manage two anyway. The checkout lady looks at him confused and tells him again that they are buy one get one free, you might as well pick up the free one. Jimmy says he’s a professional wrestler, and has to watch his weight if he wants to stay on top of his game. The checkout lady gets annoyed and tells him to save one for tomorrow then, or give one to a friend.

This hits Jimmy hard, his lip starts to quiver, and he reaches into his pocket, not for his wallet, but for his folded up photograph of his brother Jey Uso.

And I miss you. Like the deserts miss the rain.
And I miss you, Yeah. Like the deserts miss the rain

Jimmy wipes away a tear and pokes his tongue out Maori style at the photograph.

Jimmy : BLAH!

The checkout lady asks if he’s going to but the Wispa Gold, and Jimmy says he doesn’t want either anymore, just the milk.

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Match 3 : Spud, Audrey Marie & Rosita v Eric Young, Kelly Kelly & Serena Deeb

All six competitors are in the ring, and it looks like we’re going to start with Eric Young and Spud, when Eric Young, in leather jacket and slicked back, jet black hair turns to face Kelly Kelly.

Kelly : Summer Lovin’ happened so fast
Eric : Summer Lovin’ had me a blast
Kelly : Met a guy crazy for me
Eric : And I’m even a wrestler from TV
Serena : That’s so cool is he WWE?
Kelly : No he’s not but he’s TNA

All : Uh Well Uh Well Uh Well Uh Uh

Serena : Tell me more, tell me more
Audrey Marie : I bet he hardly gets paid?
Serena : Tell me more, tell me more
Rosita : I bet he’s never got laid

Eric Young turns around to remonstrate with Audrey Marie and Rosita, but Spud lays him out and pins him 1…..2……3.

Winners : Spud, Audrey Marie & Rosita

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Kermit bounds up to Gonzo excitedly backstage and asks has Gonzo heard the news? The GM of CSWD has had a baby! Gonzo looks confused and says “Vickie Guerrero had a baby, I only saw her 5 minutes ago?”. Kermit says no stupid, the real GM of CSWD… the one who writes these scripts we’re reading off. Kermit and Gonzo look down at their feet to see scripts in a large font. Gonzo kicks his away to try and cover it. Gonzo says he has no idea what Kermit is talking about, but says they should sing a song in honour of the occasion anyway. Gonzo clears his throat then starts to sing;

Long time ago, in Crawley Town, so the Holy Bible says
Kermit : Erm… it wasn’t a long time ago, it was just yesterday
Marky’s boy child, Brodie, was born on Christmas Day
Kermit : Um, Gonzo, It wasn’t Christmas Day… I just said it was yesterday!
Hark, now hear the angels sing, a king was born today
Kermit : Closer Gonzo… it was yesterday
And man will live for evermore, because of Christmas Dayyyyyyyyyyyy

Kermit just stares at Gonzo

Kermit : Well… errrrm… that was nice Gonzo. Really nice of you.

Ron Simmonds appears from behind them.

RS : DAMN!

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Match 4 : The Great Khali vs The Great Muta – Sing-Off

Mike Tenay announces that Khali and Muta will face-off in one final showdown before their epic ladder match at CSWDW PPV, and it will be a sing-off, where the winner will be able to elect one more item to put into the briefcase hanging above the ring, to join the rights to the word “GREAT”, and a bakers dozen of Onion Bhajis. Without further ado, Lillian Garcia announces the contestants, introducing first……. The Great Khali Minogue!

Khali makes his way to the ring wearing gold hotpants and a flimsy white shaul, then dances to his music in the ring. Lillian Garcia introduces his opponent… The Great Mutya Buena! Muta makes his way to the ring, with his hair pulled back tight, and wearing a stud on the lip of his mask.

The Great Mutya faces the big karaoke screen straight away and begins a Sugababes medley.

Round Round Khali Round Round
Spinning out on me
I don’t need no man
Get my kicks for free…. ….

I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it
I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
To catch this bhaji briefcase so you and me could feel it 'cos
If you're ready for me Khali
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the word “great” that I control…. ….

Cos I will be a freak until the day
Until the dawn
And we can all through the night
To the early morn
Come on and we'll take you around the hood
On a gangster lift
'Cos we can any time of day
It's all good for me … …

Round Round Khali when I go…
When I go…
WHEN I GO!

The Great Mutya ends with a euphoric spray of green mist into the air, and polite applause.

The Great Khali Minogue snatches the mic and looks up at the big karaoke screen.

La La La. La La La La La
La La La. La La La La La.
La La La. La La La La La.
La La La. La La La La La.
I just ca… … … … … head,
Boy…. …. …. …. think about,
I … can’t ……….my head.
……can’t………… out of my head.
La La La. La La La La La
La La La. La La La La La.
La La La. La La La La La.
La La La. La La La La La.
I am……….. lucky.
Lucky lucky lucky.
Luck lucky lucky.
Luc… La La La. La La La La La
La La La. La La La La La
La… Luck… Locomotion

Lillian Garcia says that the winner is The Great Mutya, because he got all the words right. Khali looks furious then Lillian asks Mutya what he wants to put into the briefcase. Mutya reaches into his pocket and takes out his Tamagotchi and passes it to Lillian.

Tenay : Oh my god. I don’t believe it! When I last spoke to Muta yesterday, his Tamagotchi was 82 days old. I’ve never got mine to that sort of age. How is it going to survive a whole week locked up in that box?

Coach : This shows how serious Muta is taking this match, Mike. Let me tell you what happens when a Tamagotchi is left alone; it poops, and has nothing to eat, and if that poop’s not cleaned up, it starts eating its poop and it could become poisoned – particularly over a full week of neglect. This is huge! Muta’s gonna be so pumped to want to grab that briefcase straight away, and get cleaning the poop and putting food down for that Tamagotchi ASAP.

Tenay : Wow! The stakes… or should that be the Bhajis…. Could not be any higher now!

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Main Event : Camacho Man v Boogeyman v Christian v Ultimate Warrior

Mike Tenay explains that the winner of this match will be able to select the stipulation for the CSWD World Title match at PPV. The match begins with Boogeyman eating worms in the corner, and the Ultimate Warrior hyping the crowd by running around the ring, and shaking the ropes, allowing Camacho Man and Christian to battle it out in the early stages. After an even exchange, Christian knocks Camacho Man to the outside with a dropkick and Camacho Man falls into the Ultimate Warrior, enraging him. Warrior body press slams Camacho Man over the barrier and into the crowd then slides into the ring. Christian attempts some offence, but Warrior no sells then flattens Christian with a clothesline. Warrior picks Christian up and running powerslams him. Warrior looks to Boogeyman who doesn’t move from his corner, and Warrior pins Christian for the three count.

Winner : The Ultimate Warrior

Mike Tenay says that that was strange behaviour from The Boogeyman, not getting involved in the match once, not even to prevent the Warrior’s victory. Coach says he can’t wait to hear The Ultimate Warrior’s stipulation choice, which will be announced at the PPV. As he says that, Boogeyman smashes his alarm clock over Warrior’s head when his back is turned. Boogeyman stands over Christian and Warrior, as Camacho Man recovers in the crowd, staring into the ring as he is handed his World Title by the referee.

The lights go out and a voice starts to sing;

Lady in Red
Is dancing with me… cheek to cheek
There’s nobody here
It’s just… … … you and me!

The lights come back on and Boogeyman has disappeared. Mike Tenay says that’s all we’ve got time for – CSWD will see you at the PPV on Sunday. Will Boogeyman be disappearing with the World Title?

OVW VS BFP

Shall be a round up show sorry guys

Opening Promo - Undertaker demands title shot against Edge, Bishcoff rejects it but Edge whispers and idea in his ear and says yes if you win the main event

Lord Tensai vs El Generico - Tensai wins in a brutal beatdown

D Bryan cuts a promo demanding entry to the Cruiserweight Title match which is accepted - D Bryan vs Super Crazy vs Jay Lethal at the PPV

Dean Ambrose vs Zema Ion - Ambrose wins but is attacked by Hardy after the match.

Edge vs Jesse Sorensen/Jigsaw - Edge wins after nailing spears on the pair of them

Erich Bishcoff announces Undertaker's match which will be a gauntlet match and if he wins he can choose the match type

Undertaker vs Jushin Liger/Tensai/Edge - Undertaker beats him but looks tired as Tensai comes to the ring and brutally beats down on Taker as edge comes to ringside. Taker defeats Tensai with a roll up after Tensai stares down Edge who is shouting orders at him, Edge sneaks in the ring and spears Taker but taker just sits up edge looks stunned and hits him with a low blow and then an edgecution

Undertaker vs Edge in a Hell in a Cell announced for the PPV

Catchy, Sexy, Witty & Delightful
Pay Free per View

The camera pans the arena, and the customary fireworks go off into the air. The stage is surrounded by a heavy red stage curtain and it slowly draws back, as the lights lower.

Jonathan Coachman : It’s Showtime!

Mike Tenay : Welcome ladies and Gentlemen to Catch, Sexy, Witty and Delightful’s Pay-Per-View, which the kind Vickie Guerrero has actually made free to view, in the hope of securing some good ratings. What a sweetener! And what a card we’ve got for you – starting with this battle of ideologies between the musical soul of Kofi Kingston, and the ever so serious intellectual, Damien Sandow.


Match 1 : Kofi Kingston vs Damien Sandow

Damien Sandow’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring with a microphone. Sandow says that tonight he will be the Saviour of the Unwashed Masses, by removing Kofi Kingston from CSWD and restoring some semblance of order to proceedings. Sandow says that the likes of Kofi Kingston are responsible for the systematic destruction of the art of wrestling, and replacing it with nothing more than a culturally devoid musical. Sandow says that just like the stars on Broadway, Kofi will be on his back, looking up at the constellations tonight. You’re Welcome!

The Green and Yellow fireworks go off, and Kofi Kingston jumps onto the ramp. He has a mic and he tells Sandow that if he thinks a little sing song is killing wrestling, then he is wrong. Because…

I Shot the Sheriff.
But I did not kill CSWD.
I’ll destroy Sandow.
But I won’t destroy CSWD!
Yeah all around down in the ring now
Sandow’s trying to bring me down
He say he want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of CSWD.
For the life of CSWD.
But I say…
I Shot the Sheriff
But I did not kill CSWD.
I’ll destroy Sandow
But I won’t destroy CSWD!

Kingston drops his mic and charges down the ramp, sliding into the ring. Sandow jumps Kofi and starts beating him down with heavy forearms. Sandow pulls Kofi up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Sandow attempts a back body drop but Kofi leapfrogs, then hits a spinning heel kick. Kofi wastes no time climbing to the top turnbuckle, and as Sandow gets to his feet Kofi hits a flying crossbody. Kofi gets a two count before Sandow kicks out. Kofi lifts Sandow and hits a few chops across his chest, then pushes Sandow back into the ropes. Kofi attempts a clothesline, but Sandow back body drops Kofi over the top rope. Kofi lands on the apron and as Sandow turns to face him, Kofi has already leapt to the top rope and lands a flying clothesline with massive airtime. Kofi sets Sandow up for the Boom Drop, and lands the double leg-drop. Kofi retreats to the corner and starts calling for Trouble in Paradise. As Sandow rises, Kofi goes for his finisher, but Sandow ducks and Kofi rolls over the back of him. Sandow quickly trips Kofi with a Russian Legsweep then begins stomping down on him. Sandow hits Kofi with a Curb Stomp and covers for a close two count. Sandow lifts Kofi into a Full Nelson and charges at the turnbuckle, looking to ram Kofi’s head into the corner, but Kofi runs up the ringpost and flips behinds Sandow, dropkicking him into the corner. Kofi retreats to the opposite corner again and starts singing….

Trouble in Para… Para…. Paradise
Para… Para….. Paradise
Para… Para….. Paradise
Woah Oh Oh, Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh

As Kofi sings the final line to the crowd, Sandow has charged out of his corner and hits Kofi with The Illumination Neckbreaker. Sandow pins Kofi…. 1……2……..3!

Winner : Damien Sandow

Mike Tenay says that Kofi Kingston paid the price for choosing to sing a tune rather than finish the match. The Coach says that that is what makes Damien Sandow so impressive – that he doesn’t succumb to those ridiculous distractions here in CSWD.

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We cut to a VT of highlights of the CSWD Pre-Show which featured Eric Young and Kelly Kelly vs Spud and Rosita in a car race. They all seemed to enjoy it – and Eric Young and Kelly Kelly were victorious.

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Match 2 : Miami Street Fight – Flo Rida vs Heath Slater

Back in the ring and Flo Rida is waiting for Heath Slater. Slater’s music hits and he appears on the stage with a microphone. Slater tells Flo that he’s glad this is a Miami Street Fight. He says it reminds him of that Will Smith song

Party in the City where the heat is on.
All night on the beach, till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami- bienvenido a Miami
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! Heath Slater baby!
Getting Jiggy with it.
Na Na Na One Man Rockband
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Getting Jiggy with it
Na Na Na One Man Rockband
Na Na Na Na Na Na

Slater tells Flo Rida that Will Smith was a proper rapper… much better than Florida. Maybe Florida should learn to be a bit more like Will Smith. But then, Will Smith had big ears, and Florida has only got a big MOUTH!

Slater makes his way to the ring but Flo Rida slide out and meets him halfway down the ramp. Flo Rida unleashes a barrage of punches, forcing Slater back where he came from, until they are as far as the curtain. Flo Rida whips Heath through the curtain into the backstage area and slams his head into a wall then into an equipment crate. Slater fights back with a knee to Flo Rida’s stomach, then throws him over the crate, laying into him with aggressive punches as the rapper lies on top of the crate. Slater leaves Flo Rida there and grabs himself a steel pole, laying into Flo Rida’s ribs with it. Slater sledges Flo as he hits him, but Flo manages to hit Slater with a knee to the face.

Flo Rida drags Slater over to a vending machine and whips him into it, Slater slumps to the floor. Flo Rida asks Slater what he wants to drink then says he’ll get him a Ginger Beer. Flo presses the button and out pops a can of Ginger Beer which Flo Rida pours all over Slater, then throws the can at him. Flo goes back to the vending machine for another can, but Slater is up and slams Flo Rida into the machine. Slater picks up Flo and whips him into the nearest locker room, which belongs to the Muppets. Slater hits Flo with a Neckbreaker then sits Flo down on a sofa. Slater laughs as in the corner of the room is a guitar. Slater grabs the guitar and tells Florida to hear some proper music.

I’m just one ma..a-a-aaaaa….ma..a-a-n.
I’m a one man ba..a-a-aaaa… ba..a-and

Kermit the Frog appears from the toilet and asks what the racket is, but Slater is lost in his song and doesn’t notice. From behind Kermit the Frog low blows Slater and tells him that that was for kicking him across the room two weeks ago. Flo Rida stands up and takes the guitar out of Slater’s hands and slams it over the One Man Rockband’s head. Slater collapses to the floor and Flo Rida pins him 1…..2……..3!

Winner : Flo Rida

Mike Tenay says that Kermit the Frog gained some measure of revenge for Heath Slater’s attack a couple of weeks back. Coach says there is no way Heath Slater is going to let this one lie.

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Backstage, Cody Rhodes is seen viciously attacking Mankind. He opens a door to the boiler room and throws Mankind inside, saying that if Mankind wants to be the Phantom of this Opera, then he can live under the stage like the Phantom. Rhodes slams the door shut and puts a pipe through the handle to lock it shut. The door shakes violently as Mankind tries to get out

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Match 3 : Hardcore Match - Terry Funk vs Kevin Nash

Terry Funk makes his way to the ring with a trash can full of weapons and awaits Kevin Nash.

Nash: Kevin Nash is in the house tonight
I'm just trying to have a good time
I think you've gone and lost your mind
I'm just trying to have a good time
Kevin Nash is in the house tonight
I'm just trying to have a good time
I think you've gone and lost your mind

I just wanna see ya!

Suffer.

Everyday you're hobbling...

Kevin Nash climbs into the ring and Terry Funk immediately picks up a steel chair, looking to hit Nash. Nash Big Boots the chair into Funk’s face and immediately covers. 1…..2…….

Funk just kicks out before 3. Nash takes the chair and starts slamming it across Funk’s back repeatedly. Nash rains down about 10 chair shots on Funk’s back before kicking him over onto his back and covering again. 1…..2…….. Funk kicks out again. Nash angrily grabs the chair and sets it up in the corner of the ring, in between the top and second ropes. Nash picks up Funk and whips him headfirst into the chair. Nash covers again 1……2……………… Funk kicks out on 2 and ¾’s. Nash punches the mat in frustration and climbs to the outside to get a table from under the ring. Nash slides the table into the ring and sets it up as Funk is stirring. Tenay says that Nash has been relentless in this beatdown, how the hell is Funk still fighting on? Nash has the table set up and calls for a Jackknife Powerbomb, setting Funk up between his legs for it. Nash tries to lift him once, but Funk resists. He tries a second time but Funk resists again. Nash beats the hell out of Funks’ lower back then tries a third time, this time lifting Funk up, but then stumbles backwards in agony.
The Coach shouts that Kevin Nash has just blown his quads! Can you believe it? Tenay says he’s never seen anything like it just as Funk, still between Nash’s legs, back body drops him over his head and through the table. Funk falls back in exhaustion and covers Nash 1…….2………3!

Winner : Terry Funk

Funk grabs the mic

Get up
Get on up
Get up
Get on up
Stay on the scene
Get on up
Like a Funk machine
Get on up
Like a hardcore machine
Get on up
Get on the scene
Get on up
I’m F’N extreme
Get on up
Don’t want to cause a scene
Get on up
Like a Funk Machine
Get on up
I like my coffee with cream
Get on up
This feels like a dream
Get on up
I’m F’N extreme
Get on up
Like a Hardcore machine
Get on up
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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Lillian Garcia interviews the CSWD World Heavyweight Champion, Camacho Man backstage. She asks him if he feels the odds are stacked against him with having to defend against Christian, Boogeyman AND The Ultimate Warrior, who also gets to choose the stipulation! Camacho man says he does feel handicapped… but that doesn’t matter, because he’s…

Ca-Macho
I’ve got to be Ca-Macho
I’ve got to be big and strong
Enough to turn you on
I’ve got to have – Big Blue Eyes
Be able to sat-is-fy
I’ve got to be big and strong
Enough to turn you on……

CA-MACHO MACHO MAN! YEAH!
I’VE GOT TO BE CAMACHO MAN!
CA-MACHO MACHO MAN! OOOH!
I’VE GOT TO BE…. CAMACHO MAN!

The Ultimate Warrior interrupts and tells Camacho Man that he’s going to have to be Camacho Man and a whole lot more tonight. Because he’s decided on the stipulation. AND IT’S A NO DISQUALIFICATION 28 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH WARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHH STYLE!

WARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tenay : No disqualification…. 28 minute Ironman match! Wow!

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Match 4 : Mankind vs Cody Rhodes

Cody Rhodes makes his way to the ring and waits for Mankind’s entrance. Tenay reminds us that we saw Rhodes attack Mankind earlier tonight and lock him in the Boiler Room. Rhodes cockily spins Mankind’s mask around his finger. After two cycles of Mankind’s music Rhodes tells the referee to start counting Mankind out, and the referee reluctantly begins. Rhodes sits down in the middle of the ring as he waits for the 10 count but is disturbed when the referee gets to 8 by the mat being cut open. Mankind climbs up through the mat, and before Cody can respond he puts him in the Mandible Claw and drags Cody under the ring with him.

Tenay asks how Mankind got out of the boiler room. Mankind crawls back out of the hole alone and Cody has disappeared. Mankind has his mask back on, and this time has Cody’s in his possession too. Mankind tells the referee to start the count-out again, and the referee does so. He gets to 10 and declares Mankind the winner.

Winner : Mankind

The Coach keeps asking where Cody Rhodes has gone. The referee looks into the hole in the mat and says he’s disappeared. Mankind just rocks in the corner, nursing Cody’s mask like a baby.

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Backstage in the locker room, David Otunga addresses the talent. He tells them that CSWD has had a terrific first few weeks, and now they need to put their hands together for the woman who made it all possible….

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Singing Ay-Oh…. Vickie Guerrero
I wanna celebrate and live my life
With Ay-Oh…. Vickie Guerrero
Cause we gon’ rock this club
We gon’ go all night
We gon’ light it up
Like it’s dynamite
Thanks to Ay-Oh…. Vickie Guerrero

The locker room applaud as Vickie Guerrero appears and thanks them all for their efforts. She tells David Otunga that she has some urgent business to attend to, and goes back into her office. Otunga sighs and touches the door

Because you’re once.
Twice.
Three times a lady.
And I love you.
Said your once.
Twice.
Three times a lady.
And I looooooooooooooooove yoooooooooooooooou…..ooooooooooooh!

Kofi Kingston pats Otunga on the shoulder to comfort him, and Otunga says thanks.

Match 5 : Ladder Match : The Great Khali vs The Great Muta

Lillian Garcia prepares the briefcase with the word “Great” in colourful fridge magnet letters, a baker’s dozen of Onion Bhajis, and The Great Muta’s Tamagotchi. Lillian explains that the winner of this match gets the Bhajis, the Tamagotchi, and has to drop the prefix “Great” from their name for good. Literally…. The winner takes it all. Lillian takes a deep breath, then leaves the ring.

Coachman : Were you expecting Lillian to break into “The Winner Takes it All” there?

Tenay : I was.

The Great Muta makes his way to the ring and looks up at the briefcase. Khali is second to the ring, and when he climbs in it is evident that the briefcase in in easy reach of him even without a ladder. Khali does not notice this.

The match begins and Khali aims a big chop at the head of Muta, catching the briefcase with his hand as he swings. Tenay says that Khali could just grab the briefcase and run. Muta catches the chop and puts Khali in a rear wristlock. Khali is too powerful to be kept there, so Muta forces Khali to one knee by putting his foot into the back of the other. Then Muta starts clubbing Khali’s head with his elbow. Once Khali is on both knees, Muta runs the ropes then flying clotheslines Khali. Muta goes to the outside and grabs a ladder. Muta sets it up over Khali’s body, trying to pin him down and starts climbing. Muta quickly gets to the top but Khali is able to topple the ladder, sending Muta crashing to the outside. Khali sets up the ladder himself and slowly starts to climb. After one rung he is hitting his head on the case, but he still climbs. Tenay asks why Khali doesn’t just grab it and Coach says he doesn’t know. Khali climbs another rung but Muta is up and dropkicks Khali in the back, stopping his ascent. Muta grabs Khali by the hair and pulls him down to the mat with a thud, then lands a leg drop. Muta starts to climb again, but Khali is quickly up. He rolls to the outside and picks up a second ladder, then throws it from the outside of the ring, all the way at Muta on the inside, knocking him from his ladder. Muta rolls from the ring and Khali gets back in and starts climbing again, making slow progress. Muta slowly recovers and rolls back into the ring and starts climbing the otherside. They both reach the top and attempt to grab the briefcase, then Khali grabs Muta by the throat. Tenay says it’s game over for Muta if he gets chokeslammed from here. Muta elbows himself free then gets Khali in a DDT position, trying to pull the 7ft giant over the top of the ladder. Coach screams with excitement, but Khali fights free then headbutts Muta. Muta wobbles at the top and almost loses his balance, and Khali readies a big Chop. Just as he raises his hand, Muta spits Green Mist into Khali’s eyes, and Khali misses the chop, instead hitting the briefcase, and breaking it. The contents spill all over the mat below – except the fridge magnets which stay in place. Muta grabs the briefcase and jumps to the mat.

Winner : The GREAT Muta.

Muta starts to pick up all the Bhajis on the mat, putting one in his mouth straight away, when Jimmy Uso storms the ring. Jimmy Uso looks around and sees the Tamagotchi and dives for it. Muta notices but it’s too late. Jimmy Uso runs back up the ramp with the Tamagotchi. Tenay shouts “What the Hell… What the Hell” as Muta starts to give chase. Khali is back on the mat, wiping his face clean of the green mist, and starts picking up the other Bhajis.

Tenay : Who’s the real winner here tonight? It looks as though Khali’s actually got the lion’s share of those Bhajis… he’s got 7 or 8 of them there. Muta’s got the rest, and the word “Great”. But Jimmy Uso has just kidnapped the Tamagotchi! Muta’s not going to feel much like a winner right now. Why Jimmy Uso. Why?

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Statler : What’s this show called again?

Waldorf : It says on the programme that it’s Catchy, Sexy, Witty and Delightful Wrestling.

Statler : Oh yeah… well it’s more like Crazy, Stupid, Waste of Time and Dreadful Wrestling.

They both laugh

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Match 6 : CSWD Entertainers Title Match – William Shatner vs David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff

Lillian Garcia tells the crowd that the next match will crown the first ever CSWD Entertainers Champion. Lillian says that CSWD is all about the entertainment, and now two of the finest entertainers around will compete for the honour. So let Us Entertain You!

Lillian takes a deep breath, then announces William Shatner.

Mike Tenay : Were you expecting her to sing Let me Entertain You for a moment there?

Coach : Yes. I was.

William Shatner makes his way to the ring in his Star Trek outfit and awaits the entrance of David Hasselhoff. The iconic drumming of the beginning of the Baywatch theme begins, accompanied by Kane style fireworks, making Shatner jump. Then the ramp turns into a water feature, with water running from the stage down to the ring. Hasselhoff appears at the top in his red trunks and starts to sing.

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to have somebody
With the edge of surrender in sight
Don’t you worry
It’s going to be alright
Because I’m always ready
And I will be Champion Tonight!

Because I’m already
And I will be Champion Tonight!

The music continues as Hasselhoff rides a surfboard down the river-like ramp.

Coach : We spent a lot of the budget on David Hasselhoff didn’t we?

Tenay : He’s big in Germany, Coach. And that’s where the big money is.

Hasselhoff and Shatner square off and Shatner looks worried about the match. They lock up and Hasselhoff wins the power battle easily. He suplexes Shatner then hits an elbow drop. Hasselhoff picks Shatner up and whip him into the ropes, then takes him down with a Lou Thesz press. Tenay says that it’s impressive work from The Hoff. Hoff backs off after a ten count of punches, and waits for Shatner to stumble to his feet, already looking worn out. Hoff goes for a Scoop Slam but Shatner turns it into a roll up pin counter 1…..2…….. Ooooh, Shatner almost stole one there. They both get back to their feet and Shatner starts chopping Hoff’s chest. Hoff manages to block one then hits Shatner with some chops of his own, forcing him back towards the ropes. Shatner leans up against the ropes and Hoff rips his top and starts chopping Shatner’s bared chest until it is red raw. Hoff whips Shatner to the other side of the ring, and Shatner stops himself from rebounding and instead drops to the mat and crawls out of the ring. Shatner holds his hands up and said he’s had enough. He says Beam Me Up Scotty then crawls under the ring. Hoff leans through the ropes to see where Shatner has gone, and almost simultaneously Cody Rhodes appears on the other side of the ring. Cody Rhodes slides in behind Hoff then as Hoff turns, hits him with a Disaster Kick. Rhodes slides back out of the ring and says it’s bad enough that he was under the ring for so long tonight, but then to get flooded by Hasselhoff’s water display was a step too far. Rhodes shakes himself dry then leaves the ringside area. Shatner tentatively creeps back out of the ring, looking around for Hoff, then notices that he’s laid out in the ring. Shatner quickly scrambles in and covers Hoff. 1……2……….3!

Winner : AND FIRST EVER CSWD ENTERTAINERS CHAMPION – WILLIAM SHATNER!

Tenay says Hoff had that won from the off, and it’s only down to Cody Rhodes that he lost.

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An advert for CSWD’s Greatest Hits Volume 1 is shown, featuring all your favourite hits, such as “Camacho Man”, “The Great Khali Minogue Megamix” and “Kevin Nash Anthem”. Available from Monday on EyeChoons

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Main Event : CSWD World Heavyweight Championship Match
No Disqualification 28 minute Iron Man Match
Camacho Man vs Christian vs Boogeyman vs The Ultimate Warrior

Lillian Garcia announces the rules of the match, then says that due to the nature of the match, we need a special guest timekeeper, and The Ultimate Warrior has also chosen this peron.

FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!

Flavor Flav makes his way to the ring to “Fight the Power” with his trademark big clock hanging around his neck, and he’s carrying a steel pipe. He tags hands with the fans then takes his seat. Mike Tenay asks Flavor Flav where he got the pipe and Flav tells him that he found it jimmied in the boiler room door earlier. Coach asks Flav to guarantee that he’s not going to use that pipe to screw someone out of this match, as it seems an odd prop to bring to the ring otherwise. Flav says no way. It’s a good looking pipe. He’s either going to keep it, or sell it to a rag and bone man to raise cash to replace his clock, which probably WILL be used to cost someone the match. “I won’t get a good deal, but I’ll get rid of the steel” .Tenay asks how can he be so sure that his clock will be decisive… and Flav answers that Flavor Flav can only have been hired for clock based japes. FLAVOR FLAV!

Lillian introduces the competitors one at a time, with the champion Camacho Man entering the ring last, and the match begins. Flavor winds his clock to 28 minutes and excitedly taps the face to signal time has started. Warrior immediately seizes upon Boogeyman and Christian takes on Camacho Man.

Warrior gets the upper hand on Boogeyman with his smashmouth offence, repeatedly clotheslining Boogeyman to the mat everytime he gets up. After about 6 clotheslines, Warrior shakes the ropes. Christian takes Camacho Man down with a Spear into the turnbuckle. Christian climbs the top rope and goes for a Frogsplash, but Camacho Man gets his knees up. Warrior turns from shaking the ropes and Boogeyman knocks him down with an elbow. Boogeyman keeps Warrior down with a foot across his throat. Meanwhile Camacho Man has gone to the top rope and hits Christian with a Flying Crossbody. Camacho covers for a 2 count. Camacho picks Christian up and whips him across the ring, just as Boogeyman does the same to Warrior, and Christian and Warrior collide. Christian falls to the mat, but Warrior no sells, instead lifting Christian and Gorrilla Press Slamming him. Warrior makes the cover but Boogeyman breaks it up. Camacho Man takes the fight to Boogeyman. Warrior throws Christian out of the ring then helps Camacho take out Boogeyman, launching him out of the ring.

Camacho Man and Warrior have a good battle with some close pinfalls. Boogeyman is looking under the ring. He takes out two alarm clocks. Warrior launches Camacho over the top rope then starts geeing up the crowd, shaking the ropes. As soon as Camacho Man has landed Boogeyman smashes an alarm clock over his head, knocking him out. Boogeyman stalks Christian on the outside and smashes the second alarm clock over his head. Boogeyman looks under the ring, but can’t find anything. Warrior is still distracted in the ring, shaking the ropes. Boogeyman walks over to Flavor Flav who stands up to face him.

Flavor Flav : Don’t you do that to me Boogeyman.
Don’t you do that
Don’t you do that to me Boogeyman
Don’t you do that to me Boogeyman

Boogeyman grabs the clock from around Flav’s neck and tries to take it.

Flavor Flav : Don’t you do that to me Boogeyman
Don’t you do that now.
Don’t you do that to me Boogeyman.

Boogeyman rips the clock away from Flav’s neck and gets in the ring, standing behind Warrior, poised to hit him. Flav follows Boogeyman in and snatches the clock back, then smashes it over Boogeyman’s head. Warrior turns around and hits the Warrior Splash 1……2……..3!

Winner : AND NEW CSWD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!
(Match Time : 32m 08secs. Flavor Flav wasn’t concentrating)

Warrior celebrates with the belt as Flavor Flav gurns at the camera, saying he told you the clock wouldn’t last the night. FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAV!

Mike Tenay : That’s all we’ve got time for. I hope you enjoyed this PPV.

Coach : There were a lot of screwy finishes Mike

Tenay : A lot of screwy finishes!

Bumfights presents Invasion only on Paper View

Cole "Welcome to Bum Fight Invasion. I am your commentator for the evening in what promises to be a event packed evening where we will finally see who is the dominant power in this federation. Chief Morleys Gladiators will be trying to take down the Men With Beards. And although there are only 3 matches on this PPV card, I can guarantee you that it will be worth every penny. But then again you all illegally download it don't you. Cheapskates!"

Tag Title Match - Joe/ Homicide vs Magnus/ Morgan vs Head Cheese
Heavyweight Title - Crimson, Mason Ryan, Magnus, Ted Dibiase, Vader, Storm, Rude and Cena
Bragging Rights match - Steiner vs Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne/Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi

Morley walks out to a huge pop and is dressed in his ring gear, with his torso wrapped with a towel.

Morley " Some of you may have noticed that Randy Savage is not competiting tonight or defending his belt. WRONG! He will be facing me....NOW!!"

Match 1 - Randy Savage vs Chief Morley

Morley is in the ring waiting for Savage who comes out cussing that he has to defend his title. Cole " Well Savage has been lucky so far in his title reign - every week he has defended it against the odds. But at least he will be favourite tonight."

Savage rolls into the ring as the ref holds the belt up high and calls for the bell.

1. Randy is taken by surprise by Morley who kicks him in the gut an follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.
2. After the early advantage Savage manages to regain momentum after a missed dropkick by Morley.
3. Savage works over Morley applying quick slams and draining holds.
4. Savage hits a double axe handle and climbs up for the big elbow drop.

Cole "he has hit it! this one was short and sweet. My God he kicked out!"

5. Morley kicks out of Savages finisher. Savage goes up for a second time but Morley gets his knees up in time.
6. Morley is the first up, as Savage holds his ribs in the centre of the ring.
7. Morley climbs up for the Money Shot...he steadies himself....

Cole " I dont believe this! Not again! Who exactly isnt on the pay roll?"

8. The ref knocks the ropes causing Morley to fall into the centre of the ring.
9. Savage gets back up and hits the elbow drop for the pin.
10. Quick count by the ref and Savage retains.

Cole "and once again we see the marker pen coming out and the ref drawing on a beard. This is a disgrace!"

Winner and still TV champ- Randy Savage

Tag Title Match - Joe/ Homicide vs Magnus/ Morgan vs Head Cheese

Cole " well the odds are completely against Headcheese and the MWB in this match up. The MWB take on 4 men in this triple threat match."

1. Magnus, Joe and Blackman start with Blackman getting systematically beaten down at every turn.
2. The two face teams allow Blackman to make a tag to a reluctant Al Snow who in turn gets a beat down.

Cole " This is so one sided - I love that the MWB are getting their comeuppance!"

3. Eventually magnus goes for a pin but Joe pulls him off saying they deserve the title.
4. Joe and magnus square up but do stop before coming to blows. They turn back to Blackman who has entered the ring and beat him down.
5. After a few more tags and beatdowns of the Head Cheese, Homicide goes for the cover only to be pulled away by Morgan.
6. This time the argument does come to blows with all four men involved as Headcheese struggle to get up from the beatdowns.
7. Morgan gets thrown over the ropes by Joe who in turn gets thrown over by Magnus.
8. Joe pulls over Magnus to the outside and continue brawling. Homicide looks over and tries to calm the allies down.
9. From out of nowhere, Snow rolls up Homicide for the pin.

Winner by Pinfall and first ever Bumfight Tag Champs - Head Cheese!

Cole "I don't believe it - against the odds, the MWB have their second title of the night as it appears Morleys men couldnt decide who should hold the tag gold. and it cost them big time!"

Bragging Rights match - Steiner vs Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie/Madison Rayne/Angelina Love/ODB/Naomi

Cole "Up next we have the deplorable Steiner take on 6 of the Bumfight Tramps. Every week, Steiner seems to have a problem with women wrestling and issued a challenge last week to a handicap match. This is not going to be pretty!"

The 6 Tramps are in the ring waiting for Steiner who eventually comes out to a huge chorus of boos from the women in the crowd. He pulls a few muscle poses and kisses his biceps before climbing in. He tells the ref to get the ladies to face him one by one.

1. Steiner starts off with Naomi who he mockingly throws back towards her corner.
2. One by one the same thing happens an Steiner laughs and does push ups in the ring.
3. Rayne flies from the top rope as Steiner does his push ups.
4. Wilson, Dawn Marie, Naomi, ODB all follow one by one in a wave of flying slams onto Steiner who is crumpled on the floor.
5. The legal Tramp makes the cover.
6. Steiner kicks out with force, sending ODB flying across the ring. Steiner is peeved off.
7. He clotheslines every Tramp in turn before scoop slamming them on top of each other and making the pin.
8. The ref makesthe count and Steiner wins.

Cole " The quite dispicable Steiner demolished the Tramps in this match. Wait a minute...whats going on?"

Steiner grabs a mic "I told you that you were all inferior to me and now I have proved it. Steiner is > than women. FACT! Now go pack my bags you filthy, useless tramps!"

A female voice booms out over the tron "not so fast. There is one woman you havent faced yet. There is one woman that is greater than you will ever be. There is one woman called........."

Chynas music plays out and Steiner looks shocked. He stares intently up the ramp but unfortunately for Scott, Chyna has slid in from the crowd, chair in hand. She cracks him over the head as the other 6 Tramps go about kicking him. The beatdown continues before eventually, the 7 women leave the ring. Inside the ring Steiner is a bloody mess. The 6 Tramps lift Chyna onto their shoulders and make their way to the back to huge cheers.

Cole" Classic!"

Heavyweight Title - Crimson, Mason Ryan, Magnus, Ted Dibiase, Vader, Storm, Rude and Cena

Cole "Up next we are crowning our first ever Heavyweight champion. And what a match up it looks to be with two teams vying for the top belt. On one side we have Crimson, Ryan, Magnus and Cena and on the other Rude, Storm, Vader, Dibiase and Ryback. This is a elimination battle royal - the last man standing wins."

All of the contestants make their way to the ring in two groups and the match starts.

1. The men fight in groups - Ryan vs Ryback, Crimson vs Storm, Magnus vs Vader and Cena vs Rude with Dibiase floating on the periphery.
2. The fight spills all over the arena with the men eventually eliminated in the following order - Storm (by Crimson), Ryback (by Ryan), Ryan (by Vader), Rude (by Cena).
3. The only men left now are Crimson, Cena, Magnus, Vader and Dibiase. Magnus and Vader lock up in a power struggle, with Cena taking on Dibiase whilst Crimson watches.
4. Crimson removes his top to reveal a T Shirt that says "I am still a real man! I am a Man with Beard!"
5. Crimson low blows both Cena and Magnus getting himself disqualified.
6. Vader Vader Bombs Magnus and gets the pin, eliminating Magnus.
7. Dibiase Double Axe handles Cena down and Vader follows up with a Vadersault.
8. Dibiase locks in a leg bar but Cena refuses to tap. After a sickening snap, the ref confirms that Cenas knee has been dislocated and he cannot carry on.
9. Vader and Dibiase face up with Vader puffing out his chest. Dibiase just laughs as Russo walks out on stage.

Russo "all as planned. Gentlemen - you know what to do"

10 . Vader drops down to the floor as Dibiase places his foot on him for the win.

Winner and New Heavyweught champion of Bumfights - Ted Dibiase Snr.

Cole "I dont believe what I have just seen. Crimson has rejoined the MWB, Cena has been taken to hospital and Vader has given the title to Dibiase. The MWB has never looked more in control or more stronger. Where does this leave Morleys men? I guess we will find out next sunday - its a show that I cannot wait to see the fall out from! Goodnight Bumfighteers!"

LCW Arbitration

Fireworks go off as JR welcomes us to LCW Arbitration as he runs down tonights match card for us as Miz walks out with a mic. He says that after he wins tonight a reign of awesome will begin as he is crowned the LCW Champion. Kaz walks out and sighs saying that Miz is over his head and he has to beat him first and that good thing that hes in the ring already as they are up first!

Miz v Kaz

• Kaz rushes the ring as they both brawl for the first few minutes, lots of punches and kicks traded as neither back down, exciting the crowd.

• They do a test of strength and Kaz forces Miz to one knee before quickly attempting to pick his left ankle, Miz headbutts him to escape.

• Miz then starts using his slightly faster speed to take control, hitting several neckbreaker variations on Kaz.

• Miz then applies a bow and arrow type hold on Kaz, his shin pressing on Kaz's neck as he pulls his arms back but Kaz shifts his weight for a pin attempt

• He only gets a 2 but Kaz then applies an Ankle Lock on Miz who kicks him in the head after several missed attempts to break free.

• Both men struggle to get up, Miz limping across and slapping Kaz across the head declaring he's the best before getting hit with a leg sweep.

• Kaz then attempts Back to the Future but Miz catches him with a triangle choke and forces Kaz to one knee as he lets go and hits a Skull Crushing Finale

• Kaz gets his foot on the rope as Miz argues with the ref before getting his ankle picked again and grapevined by Kaz for the submission.

Winner by Submission: Kazarian
Time: 12 minutes

Kazarian staggers backstage as the medics check him out but Miz hits him with a hopping clothesline from behind and yells that he should have won.

Goldberg v ???

Mike Adamle appears on the titantron as Goldberg waits in the ring. He draws out a name from the tumbler saying his opponent will be...GOLDBERG! Everyone looks confused at this as Mike apologises and puts the drawn name to one side as he redraws, revealing the name to be Goldberg again. Goldberg is peed off as Mike says that every name in here is Goldbergs. He apologises to everyone for this mistake and asks that anyone not involved in a match wants to be in the US Title Final better head to the ring now. Jey Uso heads out first as he prepares to fight but then Rene Dupree walks out saying he wants in. Goldberg looks on at this smiling as Kenny King suddenly appears from the crowd, running in the ring as all three see Mike Adamle looking stressed as he makes the match a Battle Royal!

Goldberg v Jey Uso v Rene Dupree v Kenny King ( Battle Royal)

• Goldberg starts by Spearing Kenny King out of the ring by the middle rope as Jey and Rene start hammering Goldberg with punches.

• Goldberg powers out and hits Dupree with repeated shoulder tackles in the corner as Martin Stone and Antonio Cesaro rush to the ring with chairs.

• They pummel Goldberg with them as Jay tries to help him, being tossed over the ropes to the floor in the process by Cesaro.

• They then eliminate Goldberg as Dupree smiles and thanks them before getting hit with Swiss Death as Kenny King climbs back into the ring looking confused.

• Dupree and King stand up slowly, trading blows before Dupree pokes him in the eye and throws him over the top rope, celebrating.

• King however grabbed the middle rope and only 1 foot touched the floor as he rolls back in and hits a double knee attack to Dupree sending him to the corner.

• He follows it up with a viscious Tornado Kick that sends Dupree crashing to the floor, eliminating him.

Winner: Kenny King
Time: 10 minutes

Kenny King celebrates as we cut backstage to Carlito and Garret who say that women need to know their place and that it is not here amongst the men, they may only be 2 men but they could take on 6 women and still win and they will prove they are better because they are cool, Garret smiles and mentions that he will break their arms, just like he did Winters boyfriend.

Garret and Carlito v Sara Del Ray, AJ, Brooke Tessmacher and Winter (elimination match)

Garret and Carlito walk out to boos and pose as Sara, Brooke AJ and Winter walk out as a team, AJ trying to make them skip with her and they all join in, getting cheers from the crowd as Carlito and Brooke start off.

• Brooke sees Carlito taunting the skipping and promptly slaps him and hits him with a quick DDT for 2, she then mocks him eating an apple before tagging in Sara Del Ray.

• She punishes Carlito with a sharpshooter who counters into one of his own, causing AJ to break it up as Carlito tags in Garret and Sara tags Winter.

• Winter bullies Garret with heavy forearm shots and blows a kiss to him before he rolls out the ring and up the ramp, Winter giving chase as Garret gets counted out.

• Winter continues to chase him but Shane Hagadorn clobbers Garret with the shoulder cast and tells Winter to run back to the ring. She fails to make it back in time as Shane is pulled away from Garret by security as he yells "Next week, me and you!"

• Carlito and Brooke are trading hammerlocks as AJ and Sara along with the crowd cheer her on. She gets several near falls but Carlito reverses one and hits a Backstabber for 3.

• He mocks the womens intelligence and pretends to skip before spitting on Brooke, causing AJ to run in and kick him repeatedly saying "NEVER MOCK MY SKIPPING!"

• AJ chokes Carlito in the corner as the ref pulls her off him, only for Carlito to get a deliberate Low Blow from AJ, disqualifying her as she smiles, skipping up the ramp.

• Sara looks on suprised at AJ as Carlito gets a roll up using the ropes but the ref spots it and kicks him off them, Carlito gets mad and knocks the ref out.

• Brooke and Winter run down the ramp and hit Carlito with a Spinning Backbreaker and Asstastic before Sara hits the Royal Butterfly Suplex for the win.

Winner and sole survivor: Sara Del Ray
Time: 15 minutes

AJ skips back out with balloons and hands them out to the other women as they all celebrate, Mike Adamle appears on the titantron congratulating them and saying that they proved themselves tonight and that he will create a championchip just for them, the question is who will win it. He smiles as the titantron fades, leaving the women looking at each other with intent before smiling and skipping up the ramp.

We then cut to see Garrets head bandaged up and insisting that he will compete in the tournament as the camera cuts to Stone and Cesaro discussing something as they shove the camera away. Cesaro walks out and enters the bathroom while someone throws the camera to the floor as we cut to the ring.

Cesaro v Garret v Stone

Garret Bischoff walks out slowly and cockily as he grabs a mic, declaring that if he has to go through another match after this that he will win it because he has his fathers genius and spirit. He poses as Antonio Cesaro walks to the ring with a purpose. Martin Stones theme plays but there is no sign of him, Cesaro demands it be played again as the ref rings the bell.

• Cesaro turns around to a lead pipe shot to the head from a bloodied Goldberg as he roars, Garret quickly attempts a cover but Goldberg shoves him off.

• Cesaro is bleeding as he low blows Goldberg and the two get into a fight, Garret looking on as they brawl outside the ring, Cesaro hitting a clothesline that drops them both.

• As both men are down Garret tries to crossbody them from the ring, only for Goldberg to catch him and hit a Jackhammer.

• Cesaro then tackles Goldberg into the crowd and as they brawl a blood ridden Martin Stone hobbles down the ramp and tries to drag a deadweight Garret in.

• He attempts a cover but Garret kicks out at 2, just as we see Goldberg Spear Cesaro out from under the stage and spot Stone.

• Goldberg charges down and attempts to Spear Stone but hits Garret again as Stone uses all his energy to hit London Bridge on Goldberg.

• All 3 slowly stand as Cesaro drags his way down the ramp unnoticed, Garret and Stone punching Goldberg before he counters with a double clothesline.

• Goldberg pulls Stone outside as Cesaro crawls in the ring, exaustedly covering Garret with 1 finger for the win.

Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Time: 20 minutes

After the match Goldberg puts Stone through an announce table with a Jackhammer before collapsing. Cesaro slowly stands and looks at them both, laughing at Goldberg before being carried up the ramp. JR mentions that the main event will be Kaz v Cesaro for the LCW Undisputed Title.

Hass v Douglas

Shane Douglas walks out smiling as he states that he will be a champion for the people, he will represent them because he does not think to highly of himself, he will become the champion of the people. Dean Haas walks out wearing a graduate gown and hat as Shane smirks and offers him a handshake but Dean Haas tries to teach him the right way to shake hands and this annoys Shane a little but he plays along anyway and the two eventually shake hands.

• Haas starts by avoiding all of Shanes punches and attacking his legs with a Dragon Screw and chop blocks.

• Shane catches him with a punch and hits several strong suplexes on him, attacking his back with kicks and stomps.

• Haas counters a stomp into a leg DDT and starts working on Douglas' arms, JR comments on this limiting Douglas' suplex ability.

• Haas attempts a German Suplex but his back gives in and Shane unknowingly gets a 2 count.

• Shane then locks in a Boston Crab and Haas barely reaches the ropes, Shane starts getting confident and poses.

• Haas slowly gets up and as Shane goes to clothesline him, Haas falls down and picks Shanes legs for a Haas of Pain, Shane has no choice but to tap.

Winner: Dean Haas
Time: 8 minutes

Dean Haas picks Shane up and they hug, Shane rasing Haas' hand in respect and placing the cap on his head. We then cut to a promo recapping Kanes hatred of the USA and Hulk Hogan being the symbol of it. How Kane tried to set Hulk on fire, Mr Americas appearance and Kanes recent attack on Hulk. We then see a huge digger approaching the grave and the driver leaning out the window to see where hes going before hopping out and leaving.

Hogan v Kane ( Buried Alive)

• Hulk Hogan walks out with a huge USA flag as Kane jumps him from behind with heavy strikes.

• The brawl for several minutes near the grave until Kane blionds Hogan with dirt in the eyes and hits him with a spinebuster on a huge pile of dirt.

• Kane goes to find a shovel as the crowd cheer for Hulk and he slowly gets up, low blowing Kane and tossing him into the grave as he slowly shovels dirt onto him.

• Kane sits up and grabs Hulks throat, Hulk hitting him with the shovel with no effect as hes chokeslammed into the grave as Kane climbs out.

• Kane was effected by the shovel as he falls over trying to get into the digger only for the titantron to turn on showing Mr America.

• He starts singing Yankee Doodle and encourages the crowd to as well, Kane yelling at Mr America and the crowd to shut up.

• Hulk then climbs out of the grave and pummels Kane towards the digger, ramming his head against it as it knocks him out as the titantron fades.

• Hulk drags Kane to the grave and hits the Legdrop, rolling Kane in as someone enters the digger and struggles to control it.

• Hulk gives him directions but Kane pulls him in the grave and chokes him, climbing out and yelling "no don't!" causing the driver to dump a mountain of red, white and blue dirt onto Hulk Hogan unknowingly.

Winner: Kane
Time: 25 minutes

The crowd and JR are stunned as Kane laughs happily about Hulk Hogans demise. He places the USA flag on the dirt and sets it on fire before walking over to the digger and not seeing a driver in it, but a box of small USA flags. He looks confused but smiles as he shouts "America is dead!" and knocks the box over. Jr barely continues as he talks about the first US Champion being crowned next.

Kenny King v Haas ( US Final )

Both men walk out slowly due to the previous matches as Haas wears a Hulk Hogan bandana and King wears red and yellow "Hogan Still Rules" tights.

• They lock up and chain wrestle, Haas gaining the advantage and targeting Kings back.

• King suprises Haas with his Capoiera Kicks and knee strikes, attacking his head.

• They go back and forth for several minutes, neither gaining the advantage for long until Haas hits 3 Rolling German Suplexes, King rolling out of the ring.

• Haas dives onto him from the ring and throws King into the ringpost shoulder first before rolling him back in.

• Haas attempts a Sprngboard clothesline but King catches him and hits Easy Money for 2

• King starts stomping on Haas and hits several spinebusters before catching his breath in the corner.

• Haas staggers up and dodges another knee strike, King landing badly as Haas gets the crowd fired up as he hits a big boot and a legdrop for 2.

• Haas attempts a Haas of Pain but King rolls through into a Coronation but his knee gives in and Haas hits a 2nd big boot and legdrop for the win!

Winner and NEW LCW US Champion: Charlie Haas
Time: 15 minutes

Haas dedicates his win to Hulk Hogan and congratulates Kenny King on a good match, they head up the ramp together, King hobbling as Haas supports him. JR then talks about the LCW Heavyweight Title and how each man got to the final. We then get word that Kaz has a concussion and Cesaro has bruised ribs due to earlier action but both are willing to continue.

Kaz v Cesaro ( LCW Heavyweight Final)

Both men slowly walk out, Cesaro getting booed heavily as JR mentions that these men are taking a risk for the richest prize in the sport of Wrestling.

• Kaz and Cesaro lock up, Cesaro using his strength to dominate the first few minutes of the match with a bearhug and powerslams.

• Kaz rolls out to clear his head and suprises Cesaro with a punch followed by a springboard DDT. Cesaro rolls out clutching his ribs.

• Kaz tries a springboard plancha but Cesaro dodges as Kaz's ribs hit the barracade hard. He climbs back into the ring at 8 as Cesaro looks on amazed.

• Cesaro charges at him but is hit with a Hooligan Kick that stuns him as Kaz attempts a roll up for 2.

• Kaz holds his head as he misses with a few wild kicks as Cesaro hits him with a Richola Bomb but can't cover him.

• They struggle to get up at 9 and charge at each other, their heads colliding and sending them both out of the ring, the ref refuses to count them out.

• JR mentions that there must be a winner and the ref did the right thing by not counting, they both climb in and stagger towards each other, intent on ending it.

• Kaz punches Cesaros ribs and whips him into the corner, setting up a Flux Capacitor but taking his time due to his head and ribs.

• Cesaro slides out and Kaz shoves him away as he attempts a double axe handle, only to be hit with a VISCIOUS Swiss Death as he leaps off.

• Kazs' head snaps back, hits the turnbuckle and then the mat as Cesaro drags him to the centre for the 3 count.

Winner and NEW LCW Heavyweight Champion: Antonio Cesaro
Time: 25 minutes

Neither man is moving as Cesaro has the belt placed on him, Kaz is carried away on a streacher as JR wishes us a good night.

OVW Presents Destiny

We Open to a Video package highlighting the Undertaker chasing after Edge's Title but being blocked at every opportunity until he eventually prevails in the gauntlet match. At the end of the promo you see the fire in Undertaker eyes as he says "Destiny Waits for No Man"

As the show opens Jerry Lawler welcomes us at ringside and announces that the opening match will be for the Cruiserweight Title

Opening Match of the PPV - Super Crazy (c) vs Daniel Bryan vs Jay Lethal

Super Crazy comes out to a huge ovation, Jay Lethal follows to chants of you suck, We follow Daniel Bryan from his changing room and comes out chanting YES!! all the way to the ring.

The referee lifts the title in the air as all 3 men stare at it hands it out to ringside and the bell rings we're underway in this opening match

- All 3 have a stare down in the middle of the ring which ends when Jay Lethal pokes both in the eye and launches super crazy over the top rope to the outside.

- Lethal works on Bryan until he starts fighting back with kicks , Lethal swings him towards the ropes Bryan ducks the clothesline and suicide dives out the ring taking out super crazy

- Daniel Bryan is busy chanting yes as he turns into a springboard hurricarana from Lethal.

- Lethal rolls Super Crazy into the ring and heads up top for the Hail to the king elbow drop but Crazy rolls out the way

-Crazy goes for the trifecta of moonsaults but on the 3rd gets caught and launched with a dragon suplex by Lethal for a 2 count

- Bryan rolls back in the ring and lands stiff kicks to Lethal bring him to his knees whilst chanting Yes! Crazy breaks the cover at 2

- Crazy lands the crazy bomb for a 2 count as Bryan gets his shoulder up at the last second

- Crazy signals for a crazy bomb on lethal but falls to an Lethal Injection

- Lethal signals for the elbow drop and flys over Super Crazy landing onto Daniel bryan who rolls through with the Arm and locks in the YES Lock leaving Lethal no choice but to tap

Winner and New Cruiserweight Champion - Daniel Bryan

The Crowd goes wild and Bryan goes up the ramp chanting YES! and raises his title at the top.

We go down to Jerry Lawler at ringside who goes through highlights of the Cruiserweight Title match and congratulates Daniel Bryan.

A Video Package comes on hyping the match between Lord Tensai and a mystery opponent, It shows the dominance that Tensai has had over the OVW Roster

Match 2 - Lord Tensai vs Mystery opponent
- Tensai walks to the ring and removes his mask and robes before waiting for his opponent.
- "Sacrifice" hits over the speakers as Gunner heads out onto the stage.

Jerry Lawler says finally Tensai will have some proper competition

- Gunner locks up with Tensai and forces him back to the corner, Tensai smirks and as they go to lock up again cheap shots him

- Tensai swings Gunner to the corner and lands an avalanche splash leaving Gunner motionless on the floor.

- Tensai goes for the pin but pulls his head up at 2. Tensai runs the ropes and lands the senton with blood starting to come out of Gunner's mouth

Jerry Lawler says the referee needs to think about stopping this match he may have suffered internal injuries.

- Tensai signals for the choke bomb and lifts him from the mat with pure strength and climbs up to the 2nd rope with gunner still in his clutches

- Tensai lands the choke bomb off the 2nd rope and goes for the pin but miraculously Gunner gets his shoulder up at 2.

-Tensai looks furious and heads out the ring and grabs a chair, The ref pulls it off Tensai

- As the ref is putting the chair outside Tensai low blows Gunner and spits green mist into his face before landing the face clutch STO for the 3 count

Winner and Still Undefeated - Lord Tensai

Jerry Lawler calls him a cheating Bar Steward at ringside but wonders if any man is able to stop Tensai

We go backstage to Eric Bischoff where he makes an announcement that we will have a battle royal match later tonight where the winner will get a World Title shot any time they please.

We get a video package of the insane Dean Ambrose talking about curing everyone's sins, how good it felt to throw Jeff Hardy through a window and warns Jeff that was the just the beginning.

Match 3 - Dean Ambrose vs Jeff Hardy - Last Man Standing

- We see Ambrose walking through the corridors of the arena but he gets jumped by Hardy to start the match off

- Hardy grabs a chair and chases Ambrose through the arena with it until they get to the parking lot where Ambrose disappears

- Hardy shouts around the arena for him to show himself as Ambrose pops up behind him with a piece of barbed wire and starts to choke him out leaving him out cold.

- Ambrose starts to walk away thinking his already won but Hardy gets up at 9 and sets off after him

- Ambrose turns and see this and starts shouting just stay down at him Hardy flips him off

- Ambrose grabs a steel pipe and swings at hardy who ducks and throws him against a car door

- Hardy opens the car door and slams it on Ambrose's head, He then spots the fire engine in the back ground and pulls Ambrose towards it and sets up a table in the middle of the parking lot

- Hardy lays ambrose on the table and climbs up the ladder on the back of the fire engine.

- Hardy jumps off from 25ft and crashes through the table as Ambrose moves

- Ambrose gets in a car nearby and runs Jeff Hardy down to win the match

Winner : Dean Ambrose

Ambrose gets out the car and tells Hardy this is never going to stop.... and he'll see you soon

We go to Jerry Lawler at ringside who looks stunned at what has just happened and says Ambrose needs to be locked up in an asylum.

We go to a package building up tonights main event between Undertaker and Edge in side Hell in a Cell....

Match 4 - Battle Royal for a World Title at any point in the near future

Participants of the match: Daniel Bryan, Lord Tensai, Jushin Liger, Dean Ambrose, Kenta Kobashi and El Generico

- Everyone attacks Lord Tensai but they all get pushed away
- Kobashi charges him but gets back dropped over the ropes and is out.
- Generico follows after getting roundhouse kicked by Daniel Bryan
- Liger is out next after Ambrose pulls the rope down as he charged him

Jerry Lawler says his favorite is Lord Tensai as there is no way their be able to get him over the top rope

- Daniel Bryan is eliminated next after Tensai spits mist in his face and clotheslines him over
- Lord tensai tries to eliminate Bryan when he goes for the Yes Lock but Tensai lifts him over the tope rope and launches him into the crowd.
- The crowd catches Bryan and send him back towards the ring he climbs onto the barrier at ringside and jumps across to the apron
- Tensai is furious and charges Bryan who pulls the rope down and eliminates Tensai

Winner : Daniel Bryan

Jerry Lawler is shocked that Bryan managed to beat the beast that is Lord Tensai and hypes that Bryan has a title match anytime he wants it

We get a video package highlighting the pain that Hell in a Cell has caused in the past. Undertaker appears and says it shortens careers but tonight im going to end Edge once and for all.

We go back to the ring where the Cell is being lowered into place.

Main Event - Undertaker vs Edge (c) - Hell in a Cell - OVW World Title

"You Think You Know Me" hits as Edge comes to the ring and raises the title at the top of the ramp and waits with a cocky face for the Undertaker

"Rest in Peace" Hits as the lights go out and the smoke covers the entrance way as Undertaker makes his way towards the ring , He looks at the cell and smirks as he locks the door behind him.

The ring announcers goes - This match is one fall and will be for the OVW World Heavyweight Championship ,The challenger hailing from Death Valley weighing in at 300lbs The Undertaker......... as cheers goes around the arena.

The announcers goes and the Reigning and Defending champion hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada ... EDGE!!!!! The crowd chants Rest In Peace.

The ref shows the men the title hands it to the timekeeper through the Cell and signals for the bell.

- Edge charges Taker who lands several punches and forces him towards the corner, He lands Snake eyes but misses the big boot

- Edge lands the edge o matic and Taker rolls onto the apron where Edge spear him into the cell

- Edge grinds his face against the Cell drawing blood, Edge grabs the steel steps and launches them at Taker who ducks ripping the cell wall open.

- Edge see this and runs for the gap escaping the cell and starts to climb to the roof of the cell

- Taker follows as Edge waits he looks for a spear but gets a chokeslam on top of the cell.

- Taker signals for a tombstone on top of the Cell

Jerry Lawler pleades on commentary not to do it your kill the man.

- Taker lifts him and is about to do it when the lights die down.


The titantron lights up with Paul Bearers face with a gun held to his head, In a muffled voice he says put down Edge or your have his blood on your hands Taker, Taker drops Edge continuing to look at the titantron, The lights come back on......

- Taker turns around into a thunderous spear from Edge which takes them both off the top of the cell through the announce table.

The crowd are chanting holy Poopie and Lawler is going nuts on commentary .

- Edge manages to get his arm across Taker and gets the 3 count for the win

Winner and Still OVW Champion - Edge!!

We go to a highlights showing that spear off the Cell.

The referee lays the title on Edge as we go off air from the PPV.

Week 6: Hokori PRO PPV Week
Show Name: Battle For Supremacy
Injures: N/A

The show starts off with a black & white video package. It highlights the ongoing storyline for the PRO World Championship with all the key highlights so far. It shows Abyss, Kurt Angle & Kevin Steen also describing what this means to each of them. The video package climates with this past week with the contract signing with Abyss choke slamming both his opponents for this Sunday crashing through the table then holding the championship belt high above his head.

We are Live for Hokori PRO’s first ever PPV titled Battle For Supremacy. The pyrotechnics explode on the stage area as Scott Stanford welcomes everybody at home to the show. He begins to hype tonight’s main event and states that 4 championship belts will be on the line tonight. We send it to the ring for our first contest of the night.

Match 1- Juventud Guerrera Vs Alberto Del Rio

Juventud opens the show as he pumps up the fans going crazy as he walks down the entrance ramp. Alberto Del Rio then arrives. He takes his time posing on the stage soaking up all the jeers. Scot Stanford reminds fans of the bitter rivalry between the two in the past few weeks with so far Juventud getting the upper hand.

- Del Rio instantly attacks from behind knocking Juve down with hard shots. He throws him to the corner and looks to attack; Juve however hits a flapjack with Del Rio hitting the turnbuckle.
- We then start to see the match pace quicken. Both guys start to apply submissions with counter submissions using the ropes and arm drags. So far the match is evenly matched.
- The match begins to slow down as Del Rio perches Juve against the ropes with repeated chops. Juve then ducks using the ropes with a baseball slide between the legs. He uses the momentum to charge at Del Rio who counters with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Del Rio stands over Juve and spits on him gaining real heat from the fans.
- From here Alberto controls the match trying to weaken the arms of Juventud. He hits the double knee arm & back breakers then instantly not letting up applying arm and shoulder submissions.
- Del Rio begins to act cocky as he plants Juve with DDT. Juve rolls to the ring apron + when ADR goes for him Juve hits a stunner onto the ropes. He uses this to springboard of the ropes nailing a missile dropkick. Juve then starts to pick up the pace.
- Juve looks to put away Del Rio going for the Juvi Driver. However Del Rio counters in midflight locking in the arm-bar. Juve quickly scrambles for the ropes.
- The finish comes when Del Rio counters Juve who leaps from the top rope with a double knee arm breaker, Juve looks hurt as Del Rio instantly lock’s in the flying cross armbar. Juve immediately taps out.

Winner Via Submission Alberto Del Rio- 07:05

Post Match and Del Rio demands that the official raises his arm in victory, meanwhile Juventud sits up checking on his injured arm. Del Rio’s not finished as he hits an enzuigiri kick to the back of the head. The official users him out as Del Rio gains heat from the crowd as he walks to the back.

Backstage Segment

We are backstage in Jim Cornette’s office. He’s looking through paperwork and when he puts it down Daffney’s in his face. She demands a shot at facing Awesome Kong tonight! Cornette thinks this is a terrible idea and reminds her of how she ripped through her & Beth this past week. Daffney pleads with Jim for the match and asks for a hardcore match up. Cornette reluctantly agrees to the match wishing her luck. On her way out he informs her it will be a number 1 contender’s match.

Backstage Segment

Meanwhile, we cut to the car park area as a cameraman catches Kurt Angle leaving his car. They talk as they walk into the arena. Kurt fancies his chances in tonight’s main event, he finishes by saying that tonight he’ll finally get the chance to rip Steen apart.

Match 2 Velvet Sky © Vs Beth Phoenix PRO Women’s Title Match.

We get a quick recap of Beth pinning Sky a couple of weeks ago. We then see last week with Beth informing Sky of her title shot for the PPV before their mixed-tag match. The video clip finishes with Sky rolling up Beth from this past week then holding the title above Beth in her face.

- The match kicks off with Sky going after Beth. They have multiple tie ups but Beth keeps throwing Sky down to the mat. From here, Beth starts to dominate early on.
- Sky tries to get in the match counting with an octopus stretch. Beth has other ideas as she slams her down with a backbreaker.
- From here on, Beth continues hitting move after move slamming Sky down with a running power slam.
- Sky turns the match around hitting a reverse bulldog. She climbs to the top going high risk. Beth however dives to the ropes causing Sky to fall. In the tree of woe position, Beth dominates.
- Beth Phoenix continues to look impressive hitting a string of power moves. She signals that it’s over going for the Glam Slam. Sky manages to counter into a inside cradle, but Beth barley kicks out
- The finish comes with Beth looking frustrated, she goes for the finisher again but Sky counters with a head-scissors take down. She follows up with the face-buster picking up the win.

Winner Via Pinfall Still Hokori PRO Women’s Champion Velvet Sky - 05:56

Match 3 Chessman Vs Tyson Kidd Vs Billy Kidman Vs Michael McGillicutty Ultimate X-Match for the Vacant PRO Division Championship Title

Each individual makes their way down. Scott Stanford goes through each one as they make their way to the ring with the help of a video clip of each competitor winning their qualifying matches. All 4 men look up to see the title hanging. The bell sounds as we kick off this match.

- Tyson takes McGillicutty straight down who then rolls out to the floor. He immediately charges at him with a suicide dive out onto the floor. The pair continues to fight; meanwhile Kidman & Chessman start to fight in the ring.
- The first attempt to grab the title comes from McGillicutty He climbs to the top rope but look afraid to climb; hesitating, Chessman capitulates Kidman over his head and in mid air & Kidman hits a hurricanrana wiping out McGillicutty.
- We then start to see the savvy streak of McGillicutty who brings a ladder in. He wipes out Kidman & Kidd with ladder shots, setting it up he starts to climb but is joined by Chessman. Tyson Kidd springboards with a dropkick onto the ladder taking both guys out.
- Afer this McGillicutty crawls to the floor grabbing and then placeing the ladder between the apron & the guardrail. He is then thrown over the announcing desk by Chessman. Meanwhile Kidman counters Kidd in the ring hitting a running powerbomb.
- Chessman makes his first attempt moving slowly along the wire. Kidman uses his speed rushing across the wire as the pair meet at the title. They trade kicks but Chessman hits a swinging neck breaker from off the wire with both guys falling to the ring. Tyson Kidd hits a 450 splash from the top nailing both guys.
- Outside McGillicutty catches Kidman going for the suicide dive. He throws him over his head into the guardrail. Chessman hits a diving hurricanrana from off the apron, as all 3 guys get to their feet. Kidd climbs up the metal structure above the top rope. He then dives from the top with all 4 guys going down.
- McGillicutty & Kidd both square off on the apron trading punches. Kidd hits a stiff kick to the back of the head with McGillicutty landing on the ladder. Instantly Kidman is perched on the top rope, He looks at the title then down at the ladder. He then hits a shooting star press on McGillicutty crashing through the ladder breaking it!
- Meanwhile Kidd looks on in disbelief. He looks around then scrambles to the top climbing the wire. He touches the gold when out of no-where Chessman springboards from the apron wiping out Kidd with a spear! The fans go insane.
- The finish arrives when Kidman & Kidd slowly climb across the wire. They both go for the title. Kidman manages to push Kidd off who falls landing on Chessman. Kidman then pulls the title down and falls to the ring floor.

Winner New PRO Division Champion Billy Kidman – 18:17

Post match and Kidman gets to his knees as the official raises his arm and hands him the championship belt. Kidman can barely stand as he walks away. Officials check on everybody after a brutal match.

Backstage Interview

Guest is Kevin Steen. The interviewer asks for his thoughts and chances in tonight’s main event. Steen grabs the microphone off him and cuts a promo on Kurt Angle completely avoiding the questions. He finishes by saying that tonight he will leave as champion.

Match 4- Grudge Match – Ron Killings Vs D’Angelo Dinero

We get a quick video clip of the debut of The Pope from 2 weeks ago attacking Truth with Truth looking shocked to see him.

- We see another side to Truth as he attacks Pope who’s still taking his coat off. He won’t let up with the official having to drag Truth off him.
- Pope starts to use heel tactics ducking out the ropes forcing Truth to ease up. His does this several times again with the official having to get involved. Pope hits a low blow from behind with the ref seeing it.
- Truth turns the match around hitting a jawbreaker. He follows up with multiple arm throws
- The match quickly changes when Pope goes for the DDE but the official gets in the way taking the bump. Pope quickly takes advantage grabbing a chair. He goes to hit Truth but he counters hitting a tornado DDT onto the chair.
- The official is very slow to count with Pope just getting the shoulder up. Pope again goes for the double running knee’s but hits the turnbuckle. Truth starts to hit multiple kicks finishing with the axe kick. He looks ready to put Pope away.
- Pope now looks unable to compete with Truth gaining the upper nailing Pope with a missile drop kick. He rolls to the ring corner and looks to pull something out of his tights.
- Truth picks up to his feet and Pope chucks a foreign object. The official grabs it of Truth as Pope takes him down with the STO. He then grounds him hitting knockout punches.
- The end comes with the match tempo slowing down. Pope hits a Elijah Experience picking up the victory.

Winner Via Pinfall – The Pope D’Angerlo Dinero 12:41

Post match & Truth is quick to roll to the floor. He waits on the ramp for Truth to get to his feet. He signals that he’s outsmarted him then leaves walking up the ramp. Truth looks furious. This one is far from over.

Match 5 - Number #1 Contender’s Hardcore Match Awesome Kong Vs Daffney

Awesome Kong makes her way down to the ring. Scott Stanford highlights the debut of Kong from last week attacking Beth Phoenix & Daffney. She looks intimidating waiting for Daffney to arrive. Daffney’s music hits as she comes out with a shopping cart full of weapons

- To begin the match Daffney hits Kong with a tray then a trash can, Kong has yet to fall as she withstands shot after shot. Eventually Kong punches through one of the trash cans and takes over the match.
- Kong then looks impressive with an extended gorilla press slam throwing Daffney down. She then follows up with a big running splash. Kong places a table perched up against the corner.
- The match turns when Daffney is able to escape from Kong. She dives under the ropes but Kong grabs her by the hair. Daffney grabs a chair from the cart and nails Kong with a chair shot. Daffney leaps from the top rope with splash, not even getting a 1 count.
- Daffney goes under the ring and grabs a bag which contains thumb tacks. She pours them into the ring. She jumps on her back going for the sleeper but Kong falls back onto the tacks with Daffney screaming in pain.
- The finish quickly comes after with Kong in full control. She hits the Awesome Bomb throwing Daffney through the table. She puts a foot on her gaining the win

Winner Via Pinfall Awesome Kong 4:09 Number 1 Contender

Backstage Interview

We get quick words from Paul London & Brian Kendrick. They put over the Briscoe Brothers calling them a great tag team. They then say that last week’s match will be nothing compared to what we’ll see next. They finish by saying that we will see new tag team champions tonight.

Match 6 - The Briscoe’s © Vs Paul London & Brian Kendrick Hokori PRO Tag Team Title Match

- London & Mark kick off the contest with hard stiff shots to each other. They then start to chain wrestle picking up the pace until Mark grounds London hitting submissions on his knees.
- Kendrick makes the blind tag and quickens the match up with multiple high flying moves. He gets slightly distracted with Jay on the apron allowing Mark to attack from behind with a big lariat; he follows up with a massive back-body drop.
- Mark dropkics Kendrick off the apron. They double team London with a backbreaker/knee drop backbreaker. They then put him on Jay’s Shoulders going for the Doomsday Device. Mark dives but London ducks at the same time, Kendrick hits a sweeping kick.
- The match breaks down with all 4 guys in the ring. London & Kendrick hit a double flapjack on Mark. Kendrick goes for the slice bread #2 but Jay pushes him as he falls over the top outside to the fall. London goes for a sneaky roll up but Mark kicks out.
- The match then turns with Mark throwing London into the ring post. They then double team with a frog-splash/leg drop combo. However Kendrick breaks the count up then throwing Jay out onto the floor.
- The finish comes with London then running and launching himself off Mark Briscoe’s back hitting a shooting star press out onto the floor taking out Jay,
- In the ring, Brian Kendrick hits the double knees then follows up with the sliced bread #2 this time getting the win.

Winners Via Pinfall New Hokori PRO Tag Team Champions – Paul London & Brian Kendrick -11:53

Post match and both teams shake hands, The Briscoe’s leave allowing London & Kendrick to celebrate the win in the ring.

Backstage Interview

Finally we have words with Abyss. Truth Martini quickly takes over the microphone and says that this match isn’t about Steen or Angle and that last week was a great reminder that this is about Abyss and his world championship. He says that while Kurt & Kevin want to rip each other apart Abyss will let that happen and pick up the pieces. He leaves making his trademark laugh as Abyss pushes the interviewer away.

Backstage Segment

We see Kurt Angle warming up for his match next. Jim Cornette walks into shot and has words with Kurt wishing him luck. He tells Kurt he wants nothing more than to see Kevin Steen get hurt. He doesn’t care who wins the title apart from Kevin Steen!

Main Event - Abyss © Vs Kurt Angle Vs Kevin Steen Hokori PRO World Championship Match No Holds Barred, Elimination Match

The video package highlights the ongoing feud between these 3 men. We have Kevin Steen terrorising Jim Cornette with him deserving the package piledriver resulting to him becoming suspended. We also see the world title match between Angle & Abyss from 2 weeks ago with Steen becoming ivloved leading to Cornette going to attack Steen but inadvertently hitting Angle costing him the match up. It finishes with Kevin Steen’s music playing as he gets a mixed reaction. Kurt Angle is next out gaining a good response. Abyss is last out as he stands between Kurt & Steen.

- Straight away Abyss rolls to the floor. Steen & Angle go nose to nose then begin to fight as the crowd go insane. Angle quickly dispossesses Steen throwing him to the floor. He follows him out continuing the fight.
- On the outside, Steen quickly throws Abyss into the stairs. He turns around to see Kurt who leaps with a somersault from off the apron. Kevin manages to catch and him and dispossesses him with a power-bomb onto the ring apron.
- In the ring Steen & Abyss start to fight, it takes a while but Steen finally knocks the big guy off his feet. He goes to the top looking for the moonsault. Abyss catches him on his shoulders then hits the shock treatment.
- Now Abyss hits a chokeslam onto Angle looking dominant. He goes to the outside and sets up a table next to the apron.
- Abyss climbs onto the apron. Steen dives off the top but is caught and choke slammed onto the hard floor. Angle attacks from behind with both men on the apron, Abyss charges but Kurt hits a belly-to-belly suplex with both men crashing through the table!
- Kurt just manages to get an arm on him but Abyss just kicks out. He looks about to turn into the monster only for Steen to hit a moonsault. Angle pushes Steen off him and gets the pin fall
Abyss has been eliminated
- Angle & Steen square off on the outside throwing each other into the guardrails multiple times. Steen gets the upper hand with a superkick then hitting the Steenalizer.
- Kurt looks to get the better hand hitting an overhead releasing suplex on Steen. He stalks Steen looking to hit the angle slam. Meanwhile, Jim Cornette walks down the entrance ramp and gets onto the apron.
- Kurt hits the Angle Slam but at the same time, Cornette attacks the official from the apron. Kurt for the pin but no count, he turns around to see Cornette. Jim gives Kurt the middle finger and nails him with the Championship Belt.
- Steen gets to his feet and the fans jeer at their actions. Cornette picks up Angle and shoves him to Steen. Steen deliverers the package pile-driver, the official slowly counts but Steen wins the match!

Winner Via Pinfall New Hokori PRO World Champion Kevin Steen 22:03

Post Match and Steen is handed the Championship Belt by Jim Cornette. Steen poses from the top turnbuckle celebrating the win. They leave the ring together as Steen once more poses from the entrance ramp. In the ring Angle leans against the ropes looking up looking more confused than ever as we close the show.

Close Show

NCWF presents The Derby!!!

The opening credits roll, and we are LIVE at the inaugural NCWF PPV from Carrow Road!! Kevin Kelly introduces to viewers to the show, in front of 27,000 screaming fans!! We run through the card tonight and first up we have The NCWF Divas Title Match!!

Match 1 - Maryse (C) vs Saraya Knight for NCWF Divas Title
• This is a hard hitting match
• Saraya uses her british style to her advantage roughing up Maryse throughout
• As the match goes on things begin to even out
• Both women gain several near falls on the other
• Knight hits The facebuster before locking in the Knightmare ( High Angle Boston Crab) to cause the Submission

Winner and new Womens champion- Saraya Knight

After the match Saraya is celebrating in the ring, when Maryse grabs a mic whilst heading up the ramp to say a word, “You are a nasty piece of work. You play this nice girl, but wait till next week where I will tell the world what a nasty little wh0re you are!” Maryse chucks down the mic, and walks away holding her face, and Saraya continues to celebrate as we head backstage where Bobby Heenan is waiting..

Backstage Segment

Bobby Heenan introduces his guest at this time, Dolph Ziggler!! Ziggler grabs the mic, and has something to say, “Tonight, I will prove why I am the best wrestler in the world. I will go through Triple H and RVD, in what is essentially a handicap match for my NCWF World Title. I will prove why I am the next superstar of this company, by going to hell and back again..” Ziggler walks off, and Heenan announces that up next is the match between Davey Richards and Roderick Strong.

We get a little video preview, recapping the past two matches of this best of three series which is currently all square. And a reminder that this match is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Then Davey Richards’s music hits…

Match 2 - Davey Richards (c) vs Roderick Strong for NCWF Hardcore Title - Match 3 out of 3 in the best of series - Falls Count Anywhere Match
- Davey Richards comes to the ring with the title over his shoulder looking like he's ready to tear the head of Roderick Strong off
- Strong comes to the ring in confident mood but is met half way up the ramp by Richards who's not wasting anytime
- Strong goes for an STO on the ramp but is reversed into a backbreaker strong rolls up the ramp to the entrance way
- Strong gets to his knees as Richards starts laying into his with kicks but Strong ducks the last one and lands a tiger suplex on the steel mesh for a 2 count
- Strong throws Richards into the set head first and then signals for the Gibson Driver on the stage but Richards reverses and goes for the DR Driver but Strong drops him with a low blow
- Strong looks about the arena and starts climbing up the set, Richards goes to follow but gets kicked off by Strong
- Richards sprints to the other side of the ramp and climbs up but is met by Strong who is already there stamping on his hands mocking him
- Richards pulls himself up and lands a roundhouse to the surprise of Strong and manages to get on the set above the stage
- They trade blows until Strong gets the upper hand and tries to throw Richards to the stage below but Richards holds on and kicks strong in the head making him groggy
- Richards lands a DR Driver off the set and through the stage, Richards crawls over and covers Strong for the 3 count

Winner and Still Hardcore Champion - Davey Richards

Both men need medical assistance after the match. “That was brutal” says Heenan. “Next up we have the match for the NCWF Tag Team Titles”

Match 3 - La Parka and Buff Bagwell (C) vs Go Shiozaki and Yoshi Tatsu in a Tables Match for NCWF Tag Team Titles
- La Parka and Tatsu storm to the ring with (boo or cheer) followed out by Champions La Parka/Bagwell
- The teams have a stare down in the middle of the ring and start brawling with Tatsu/Bagwell going to the outside
- Shiozaki starts to beat down La Parka and lands a fishermans buster with La Parka rolling to the outside before Shiozaki lands a suicide plancha over the top rope to the floor
- He slides a table into the ring and sets it up in the corner whilst Bagwell has rolled into the ring La Parka lands a skull bomb on the concrete floor leaving Tatsu motionless.
- Shiozaki turns around into a flying neckbreaker from Bagwell from the other side of the ring
- La Parka lays out the table and Bagwell lays Shiozaki onto the table
- La Parka heads up top and lands a Skytwister Press crushing Shiozaki through the table for the win

Winners and Still Tag Team Champions - La Parka and Buff Bagwell

After the match we head backstage where newly crowned Divas Champion Saraya Knight is waiting

Backstage Segment

“I have beaten Maryse. She can say what she wants, my private life I can do what I want. I am the dominating diva in NCWF. I openly challenge any diva to face me next week on NCWF for my title. I will beat them.” Knight walks away, and the camera pans to The Bella Twins who look intrigued by the announcement.

“Next up is the Ladder Match for the NCWF Crusierweight Title.” Says Kelly. We get a little video package promoting the match, and the rivalry between Gabriel and Benjamin.

Match 4 - Justin Gabriel (C) vs Shelton Benjamin for NCWF Cruiserweight Title in a Ladder Match
• Clash of styles in this one, Benjamin trys to keep the match on the ground where as Gabriel wants to fly about
• Both men hit eahother with ladder blows several times
• Gabriel hits a Shooting Star Press from the top of a ladder
• The action is at a quick pace, which gets quicker as the match goes on
• The fight goes into the crowd, Benjamin hits a Crossbody from one the tunnel of carrow road
• The Brawl Gradually makes its way to the ring
• Both men stop eachother from climbing the ladder
• Benjamin hits Gabriel with a T Bone Suplex from the top of the ladder before gradually getting his bearings back and re-climbing the Ladder and pulling down the Championship belt.

Winner and New Cruiserweight Champion - Shelton Benjamin

After the match Benjamin beats down Gabriel some more while screaming at him, “This title is mine forever. You will never beat me!!” Referees run down to the ring, and split up the pair. They take Benjamin away, and attend to Gabriel who looks dazed. Benjamin talks trash to the crowd as he walks up the ramp.

Next we get a promo promoting the main event. Explaining the rivalry between The Empire and The Avengers, and the actions of Vince McMahon over the last couple of weeks. The package ends as the Cell gets lowered..

Main Event - Dolph Ziggler (C) vs Triple H vs RVD for NCWF World Title in a Hell in a Cell Match.
• Triple H and RVD enter the structure, to huge cheers. Ziggler enters last to boos and looking confident.
• The match starts! Triple H and RVD go to work on Ziggler, who is powerless to resist.
• Triple H grabs the steel steps and brings them in the ring. Ziggler is placed on top and RVD hits a Rolling Thunder on Ziggler!!!
• Ziggler rolls out of the ring, leaving Triple H and RVD face to face. They look at each other, then open up the punches, with Triple H taking control.
• Triple H throws RVD outside, and grinds his face against the cell. “The blood is pouring down RVD’s face!” says a disgusted Kelly.
• Triple H throws RVD against the ring post, but Ziggler has recovered and throws him into the cell!!
• Ziggler realises this is his chance, and throws RVD in the ring. He sets up the Zig Zag on the steel steps!
• Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on RVD!! But he is taken out also, all three men are down when suddenly there is movement through the crowd!!
• IT’S SHANE MCMAHON WITH KASSIUS OHNO, FINLAY, TOMMY DREAMER AND ADAM COLE!!

The 5 men grab the key to the cell and enter!! “WHAT IS THIS?!” screams Kelly! The rest of the roster runs down to the ring, but Shane locks the door, and throws the key away!! Now the 5 men turn there attention to the three participants. Dreamer takes out the ref, Cole gets Triple H back in the ring. Dreamer grabs a steel chair from beneath the ring, and hits a Dreamer Driver on RVD on the chair!!! Finlay moves the steel steps, and picks up Triple H and hits a Celtic Cross on the Steel Steps!!! The roster is trying to get in, Tatsu has climbed on the cell! “Why are they doing this?!” exclaims Kelly. Ohno and Cole sit Ziggler down by the turnbuckle. Ohno places a trash can in front of him, Shane goes up top, and hits the COAST TO COAST!! “This is a massacre!” screams Kelly “The World Title Match has been ruined.” The five men stand in the ring, hold hands and scream “ITWC!!!” as The Derby goes off the air…