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Favorite sweets?
The question came to me as I was eating wine gums (of which 50% of the packet were reds ).
I'm partial to aforementioned wine gums, and bournville
I'm partial to aforementioned wine gums, and bournville
GSC- Posts : 43487
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Raisin and biscuit Yorkie; chocolate bar of champions
Dairy Milk; because American chocolate is awful
Wine gums; loved it when you get plenty of red and orange ones
Cadburys Shortcake biscuits; 6 in a pack and always left me wanting more
Getting hungry now and still an hour away from home
Dairy Milk; because American chocolate is awful
Wine gums; loved it when you get plenty of red and orange ones
Cadburys Shortcake biscuits; 6 in a pack and always left me wanting more
Getting hungry now and still an hour away from home
1GrumpyGolfer- Posts : 3314
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Fizzy Cola Bottles
Pineapple chunks
Aniseed Twists
Pineapple chunks
Aniseed Twists
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Werthers Original
Jaffa Cake bars
Milky Way
Jaffa Cake bars
Milky Way
Josiah Maiestas- Posts : 6700
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Galaxy Milk chocolate
NickisBHAFC- Posts : 11670
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Re: Favorite sweets?
M&M peanuts
strawberry laces
milk bottles
linor's
strawberry laces
milk bottles
linor's
westisbest- Posts : 7927
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Picnic & double Deckers nice and chewy
asdral225- Posts : 1281
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Dairy Milk orero is the best invention cadbury's have done.
NickisBHAFC- Posts : 11670
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Re: Favorite sweets?
They do these galaxy cookie crumble cake bars down my local shop, best thing ever
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Re: Favorite sweets?
maltesers
chocolate covered raisins
chocolate covered raisins
Corporalhumblebucket- Posts : 7413
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Re: Favorite sweets?
I like the most is Pumpkin pie. My wife makes it. Now I'm enjoy an awesome pumpkin pie milkshake. Also I like brownies, They're very tasty and delicious.
edwin65- Posts : 3
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Re: Favorite sweets?
edwin65 wrote:I like the most is Pumpkin pie. My wife makes it. .
Nobody is better than your Wife at making it !!
Unfortunately over the last few years I've had to have a couple of teeth taken out !! (You should see the other guy !! )....Seriously though I love those Cough candy twisty thingies......Unfortunately If I sink a couple..I have to sink the whole lot..
So I'm limiting them to once a fortnight !!
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Chocolate raisins.
aja424- Posts : 748
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Dime Bars.
And as far as crisps go...... Roast Beef monster munch.
And as far as crisps go...... Roast Beef monster munch.
westisbest- Posts : 7927
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Re: Favorite sweets?
I enjoy pretending the red lips sweets are real whilst watching a porno.
aja424- Posts : 748
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Star bars were very more-ish..
They were nice......Not good for the old six pack though..
They were nice......Not good for the old six pack though..
TRUSSMAN66- Posts : 40685
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Used to love a Caramac 'the golden creamy bar'. Haven't seen one in a long time though.
Also those multi-flavour jellies that came in the plastic mould packs (shaped like spiders/monsters).
Strawberry Millions
Also those multi-flavour jellies that came in the plastic mould packs (shaped like spiders/monsters).
Strawberry Millions
trottb- Posts : 1300
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Go to sainsburys they have Caramac i had one last week Im partial to some fudge
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Re: Favorite sweets?
Sherbert lemons, fizzy cola bottles, pineapple chunks, rosy apples, wine gums, fruit pastils, lemon bonbons, anything sour, chewits.
I love sweets.
I love sweets.
Stella- Posts : 6671
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Re: Favorite sweets?
I like Watermelon Taffy It's tasty
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I don't have a favourite anymore it's more what I crave at the time. Right now it's M&Ms chocolate.
Re: Favorite sweets?
Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there
Re: Favorite sweets?
Thought you'd like Taliban-bons, Shah!ShahenshahG wrote:Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there
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DAVE667 wrote:Thought you'd like Taliban-bons, Shah!ShahenshahG wrote:Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there
We were never confused
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How f*cking expensive are these sweets that you have to wait until payday? Or are you trying too hard to convince us you're a grown-up and really meant "when I get my pocket money"?
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hahaha, no they're slightly dearer than corner shops, but theres no parking and heavy traffic. So will go once and buy a few £20 gift baskets
Re: Favorite sweets?
Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
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DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
Re: Favorite sweets?
Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
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DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
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ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
Erm should we be alarmed???????
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Re: Favorite sweets?
You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
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ONETWOFOREVER wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
Erm should we be alarmed???????
You should certainly...preferably with a klaxon that lets the world know that you're in the vicinity so we can halt the spread of dumbola
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DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
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It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Last edited by DAVE667 on Thu 22 Jan 2015, 6:18 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Can't even write the word wankery without machines ruining the gist of my comment. It's time like this I pray for Shah and his phalanx of micro-genitalled nutjobs to put an end to the whole stinking mess)
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DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
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ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
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We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADISDAVE667 wrote:ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
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And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.ShahenshahG wrote:We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADISDAVE667 wrote:ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep
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Re: Favorite sweets?
DAVE667 wrote:And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.ShahenshahG wrote:We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADISDAVE667 wrote:ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep
And Changed his name to dave 667
Re: Favorite sweets?
ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.ShahenshahG wrote:We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADISDAVE667 wrote:ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much aboutShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pintShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")
Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals
As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them
You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.
9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines
Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!
Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep
And Changed his name to ROWLEY
Fixed that for ya!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Favorite sweets?
I quite like Oreos and Twinkies. My girlfriend tells me their bad for my teeth, but I have 33... so I have a rotting tooth to spare.
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Re: Favorite sweets?
kingraf wrote:I quite like Oreos and Twinkies. My girlfriend tells me their bad for my teeth, but I have 33... so I have a rotting tooth to spare.
33 teeth or 33 girlfriends?
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33 teeth.
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