The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:48 pm

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Linebreaker on Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:26 pm
First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:50 pm

It was time to start a new page

by President Trump Mon 30 Jul 2012, 4:51 pm

It was time to start a new page
As the Limerick's seem to be all the rage

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:03 pm

It was time to start a new page
As the Limerick's seem to be all the rage
With more people adding a line

by President Trump Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:05 pm

It was time to start a new page
As the Limerick's seem to be all the rage
With more people adding a line
I think we'll do fine

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:06 pm

It was time to start a new page
As the Limerick's seem to be all the rage
With more people adding a line
I think we'll do fine
As long as we all act our age

by President Trump Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:07 pm

not gonna happen

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:23 pm

Too true

by **Galted** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 5:59 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 6:07 pm

This is our chance to show we're the best

by **Galted** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 6:29 pm

This is our chance to show we're the best
so lets put our limerick skills to the test

by Guest Mon 30 Jul 2012, 7:18 pm

This is our chance to show we're the best
so lets put our limerick skills to the test
Cos the world is our oyster

by **Galted** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 8:13 pm

This is our chance to show we're the best
so lets put our limerick skills to the test
Cos the world is our oyster
& we'd make no girl moister

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:22 pm

This is our chance to show we're the best
so lets put our limerick skills to the test
Cos the world is our oyster
& we'd make no girl moister
Especially while fondling her breasts

by Guest Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:26 pm

An Olympian fell off the podium

by **Galted** Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:54 pm

An Olympian fell off the podium
he'd overdosed slightly on sodium

by Guest Tue 31 Jul 2012, 5:59 pm

An Olympian fell off the podium
he'd overdosed slightly on sodium
He was fizzing and flopping

by **Galted** Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:02 pm

An Olympian fell off the podium
he'd overdosed slightly on sodium
He was fizzing and flopping
guts whizzing and popping

by Guest Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:04 pm

An Olympian fell off the podium
he'd overdosed slightly on sodium
He was fizzing and flopping
guts whizzing and popping
And now he's the face of Imodium

by **Galted** Tue 31 Jul 2012, 6:07 pm

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 9:52 am

The shooting was ready to start

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 9:54 am

The shooting was ready to start
But the judge was suppressing a fart

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

The shooting was ready to start
But the judge was suppressing a fart
He clentched his bum cheeks

by **Galted** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 9:57 am

The shooting was ready to start
But the judge was suppressing a fart
He clentched his bum cheeks
for what seemed like weeks

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 9:58 am

The shooting was ready to start
But the judge was suppressing a fart
He clenched his bum cheeks
for what seemed like 3 weeks

by **Galted** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:01 am

The shooting was ready to start
But the judge was suppressing a fart
He clenched his bum cheeks
for what seemed like 3 weeks
& placed a great strain on his heart

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:07 am

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:15 am

The final stage had been set

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:34 am

The final stage had been set
It's the most spectacular spectacle yet

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:46 am

The final stage had been set
It's the most spectacular spectacle yet
With Music and Fireworks planned

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:51 am

The final stage had been set
It's the most spectacular spectacle yet
With Music and Fireworks planned
but the strippers were canned

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:52 am

The final stage had been set
It's the most spectacular spectacle yet
With Music and Fireworks planned
but the strippers were canned
Because they were getting the judges all wet

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 10:59 am

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:01 am

While in the pub i was buying a drink

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:36 am

While in the pub i was buying a drink
When I noticed an almighty stink

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:37 am

While in the pub i was buying a drink
When I noticed an almighty stink
To much drink and i'd cacked my pants

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:42 am

While in the pub i was buying a drink
When I noticed an almighty stink
To much drink and i'd cacked my pants
And so without a backward glance

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:44 am

While in the pub i was buying a drink
When I noticed an almighty stink
To much drink and i'd cacked my pants
And so without a backward glance
I ran and shoite in the sink

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 1:20 pm

&

x 5

They say the pen is mightier than the sword

by President Trump Wed 01 Aug 2012, 1:23 pm

They say the pen is mightier than the sword
especially when stabbed in the spinal cord

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 1:32 pm

They say the pen is mightier than the sword
especially when stabbed in the spinal cord
With ink in your veins

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 1:42 pm

They say the pen is mightier than the sword
especially when stabbed in the spinal cord
With ink in your veins
And a biro in your brains

by **Galted** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 1:45 pm

They say the pen is mightier than the sword
especially when stabbed in the spinal cord
With ink in your veins
And a biro in your brains
you won't very likely be bored

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 3:13 pm

Captain Hook was scared of the Croc

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 3:32 pm

Captain Hook was scared of the Croc
Bo Peep had lost all her flock

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 3:41 pm

Captain Hook was scared of the Croc
Bo Peep had lost all her flock
The Mad Hatter was at the tea party

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 4:11 pm

Captain Hook was scared of the Croc
Bo Peep had lost all her flock
The Mad Hatter was at the tea party
They're all looking for a blue Smartie

by **Kenny** Wed 01 Aug 2012, 4:15 pm

Captain Hook was scared of the Croc
Bo Peep had lost all her flock
The Mad Hatter was at the tea party
They're all looking for a blue Smartie
Or a stick of Blackpool Rock

by Guest Wed 01 Aug 2012, 5:28 pm

Jeepers creepers my slippers are slippy

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