The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:32 am

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:38 am

Oh look, we are on a new thread!

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:39 am

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed

by **Galted** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:48 am

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:48 am

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:51 am

Oh look, we are on a new thread!
I know , I just put the other to bed
we're very prolific
Not at all soporific
And we all give excellent head.

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:55 am

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:05 am

My sister was dating a t0sser

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:08 am

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:20 am

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:21 am

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers

by nadeem2099 Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:30 am

My sister was dating a t0sser
I hated the way he would boss her
So I cut off his knackers
In the shape of Prawn crackers
And now he is a female golfer

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:31 am

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:34 am

On the tee he was ready to swing

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:52 am

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:56 am

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out

by **Galted** Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:16 am

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:26 am

On the tee he was ready to swing
With his groin bandaged up in a sling
But then a ball popped out
so he gave it a clout
and it hit the flag with a ping

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:27 am

by Guest Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:36 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:39 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat

by Guest Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:41 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:42 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip

by Guest Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:44 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
In chase of that arrogant t**t

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:44 am

At the crease he was stroking his bat
But on twitter he was being a prat
The captain jumped ship
And broke his left hip
And fell on Greame Swans Cat

by Guest Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:02 am

One Limerick, two different ends

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:06 am

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:34 pm

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:53 pm

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:56 pm

One Limerick, two different ends
Which one you prefer, that just depends
They're both funny either way
So to summarise, let's say
There both good , so lets all be friends Very Happy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:01 pm

- ahh, you old softy.

I was wandering around the Tate Modern

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:19 pm

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all soddan

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:26 pm

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:29 pm

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:31 pm

I was wandering around the Tate Modern
after a downpour had left me all sodden
I saw a Picasso
And some by Botero
But I was in the wrong place for a Gaugin

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:32 pm

We really are very clever

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:13 pm

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:17 pm

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:41 pm

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:46 pm

We really are very clever
Which in England does not rhyme with 'lever'
your right on the phrasing
But with all this self-praising
I've spilled cream all over poor Heather.

by nadeem2099 Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:33 pm

This thread has too much innuendos

by **Galted** Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:56 pm

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos

by nadeem2099 Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:06 am

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:15 am

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss

by **Galted** Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:20 am

This thread has too much innuendos
& gets spicier than pimentos
I hope theres no kids reading this
Especially if they're on the p!ss
if they are they should be punished with electrodes

by **Kenny** Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:53 am

Feel free to have a good look

by Guest Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:54 am

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book

by **Kenny** Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:57 am

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page

by **Pal Joey** Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:58 am

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage

by **Galted** Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:25 am

Feel free to have a good look
There's some really grreat Lims in our book
just be careful when turning the page
unless you enjoy fits of rage
but we hope you don't easily spook

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