The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 9:25 am

I'm not feeling tippity top

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 10:15 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 11:35 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 11:50 am

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 12:23 pm

I'm not feeling tippity top
Cos I'm worried about the Irish backstop
And Brexit sucks balls
As the currency falls
But at least I don't look like Jurgen Klopp

by **Pal Joey** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 12:28 pm

With a face like Theresa May

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 11 Dec 2018, 3:15 pm

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 Dec 2018, 7:28 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 12 Dec 2018, 9:26 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump

by **Pal Joey** Wed 12 Dec 2018, 9:29 am

With a face like Theresa May
It's enough to make me turn gay
And with a face like Trump
- the arse of a Heffalump
I told you there was a price to pay

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 7:27 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 9:19 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 9:53 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:16 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:25 am

Everyone should chill and watch Geminids
Which for centuries have fascinated hominids
Some say they cause wars
And heal open sores
When your diet includes lots of pycnogonids

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:38 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'

by **Pal Joey** Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:40 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 9:32 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 10:30 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 10:46 am

That's a technical term for 'sea spider'
Which tastes good eaten with clam chowder
Though I prefer gumbo
Which I share with some ho'
With an aperitif of Peruvian powder.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 12:23 pm

Let's get in the festive mood

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 1:43 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 2:58 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 3:03 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Dec 2018, 3:31 pm

Let's get in the festive mood
Starting with Christmas food
And a glass of mulled wine
A knitted fashion crime
Then I'll get drunk and do something rude

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2018, 8:46 am

Just had another hell of a storm

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:42 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:08 pm

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 21 Dec 2018, 8:54 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Dec 2018, 9:40 am

Just had another hell of a storm
They seem to be becoming the norm
It's because I use fossil fuels
And my fridge is older than Jules.
Causing clouds that are cumulus. not cirriform

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 27 Dec 2018, 10:07 am

Merry Christmas to one and all

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 27 Dec 2018, 5:25 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 28 Dec 2018, 9:36 am

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt

by **Pal Joey** Fri 28 Dec 2018, 8:24 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt

by **Galted** Fri 28 Dec 2018, 10:02 pm

Merry Christmas to one and all
Especially Timothy Spall
With his Birmingham lilt
and all the jism he's spilt
Makes me think that he has a third ball

by **Pal Joey** Sat 29 Dec 2018, 8:14 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 9:51 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear

by **Pal Joey** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 9:58 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 10:07 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse

by **Galted** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 11:30 am

Hooray for the last day of this OK year
2019 will be no better, I fear
If things get much worse
With news true and obverse
I'll renew my deep bond with cheap beer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 11:50 am

At least we have Brexit to come.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 11:51 am

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 2:06 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 2:18 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Jan 2019, 2:48 pm

At least we have Brexit to come
I'm sure that's a comfort to some
For most it's a pain
But let me mansplain
Based on aliens, and fishes, it's dumb

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 04 Jan 2019, 7:02 am

Almost back to normal, timewise.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2019, 11:11 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise

by **Pal Joey** Sat 05 Jan 2019, 11:33 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 10:53 am

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 10:02 pm

Almost back to normal, timewise
To coincide with the crime rise
But here at worlds end
Where nothing's on trend
We're still baking lemon meringue pies

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