Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

But Amir is lurking around the corner

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner
Doesn't eat pork, he's a Quorn-er

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner
Doesn't eat pork, he's a Quorn-er
No pig meat for him, so for whom ?

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
That Khan needs to call for a cabby

We've just hit the 1000th post

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
as to how the king became a caddie.

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
Of how 'Dudey' showed 'King' who's the daddy

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most
Ever submitted

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most
Ever submitted
Wahey! We did it!
And at least 200 weren't gross

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say
Often turned away

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say
Often turned away
Before he could pillage her beaver

[I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes]

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea
and a soothing medley

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea
and a soothing medley
Puts us all back to our rhyming primes

Roger Mayweather's training abilities

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues
With underwear and tissues

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues
With underwear and tissues
but he still has fantastic agilities

Gypsy John Fury

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal
He was known to hurtle

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal
He was known to hurtle
On Jukebox Jury

This thread's had over 5000 views

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?
I assumed, that's a fact.

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?
I assumed, that's a fact.
I heard it on Israeli news

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off
It's nowt to the rip off

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off
It's nowt to the rip off
I'm only concerned how she blows

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode
Watched her swallow a toad

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode
Watched her swallow a toad
While Douglas fondled his bonar.......

They call me King Sex on the Beach