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Why does it always rain down on me?

Yes, way too much... it's good therapy though don't you think?

Better than any shrink! So how are we down under today?

Takes my mind off work , the sods have changed my shifts again 12hrs again later and no mobiles or laptops anymore apart from work ones . Do you think we play games to much ?

We are fine...unseasonably warm day 24 deg (one month of winter still to go... but you can feel spring in the air) How's life in the Old Dart today?

Sorry Kenny... I was answering the question to the one before... please forgive me?

Its all good, weather is brilliant! Did you enjoyed the Ashes this year?

Loved watching us lose for the first time in ages...
How do you think I enjoyed it?

Do i detect a hint of sarcasm there Linebreaker ?

Yes, but all good things must pass... otherwise we can lose interest don't you agree?

It must of been horrible for you winning all those matches,lol , in all seriousness i think you lost to many very good players to close together you were always going to struggle replacing Warne McGrath Langer and Hayden .

I think India could soon be in the same situation with Tendulkar Sewagg Dravid all coming to the end of their careers , what do you think ?

You may well be correct... England is all but No.1 now (must be true because I just heard someone say it on the 'news' here). What do you think of that? Good feeling?

Long time coming so yes good that they are playing so consistantley well . Do you believe everything they say on the news ?

Of course not... do you?

I only ever believe what was in the News of the World they were real straight shooters never did anything wrong at all . Have you had your phone tapped ?

Many times... and my computers too. It makes me feel more secure. It's a very important part of democracy - information sharing... don't you think?

Absolutley id hate to have secrets . Do you think sharing is good ?

Yes, don't you reckon it disempowers criminals?

Dont really know ? the Muppet that cloned my credit card was powerful he nicked 400 quid , Thats wrong isn't it ?

Yeah, that form of sharing is... did you get a refund from the bank?

After 2 months of arguing yes i did , had to prove i hadn't bought lots of things though the best was 3 pairs of jeans is Kenya !
If i ever found who did it and cut their privates off with a spoon , would i be judged harshly ?

A teaspoon or large serving spoon?

Teaspoon want to maximise the pain . I fear i maybe reverting to my old ways has God left me ?

No, I don't think so. Did you leave a message on His machine?

I did , his voice had a strange Dutch/Irish twang to it . Strange dont you think ?

why do you think its strange?

I always thought God would be an Englishman , didn't everyone ?

Hallo.... Met God... Ik ben busy op dit moment... creating an alternative Universe.. last one didn't pan out too well.. could ya call back and be ignored again?

Lord it's good to here your voice again , even if it is only a recording .
I have so many questions to ask you, can explain the theor............................................................................................................................................................................... Hello hello are you there ?

Click... brrrrrrrrrrrr... New Universe sorted... no marketing people selling us shoite we dont really need... no bankers... no whankers... no parking-attendants... no wimmin who say no... no corporate policy... no oil - so no oil-men phhoking the New World up for greed... no Tory MP's with shiney faces... no Jeremy Clarkson... no Celine Dion... no Byran Adams... no bills... no bailiffs... no method... no reason... no Guru... just free to be what you really want to be... just me and a slutty telephone-sanitiser called Sharon - from Essex... who has a posh naughty sister, who's since moved to a mock-Tudor semi in Surrey... and as luck would have it... she has a spare room with lots of toys, restraints and a monkey with a bad attitude... fancy it?

What's the monkey's name?

His name is Percevil... Evil to his pri-mates... say that and yer grand... ok?

I'm just looking on Google maps for directions , can i bring a friend ?

To the spare room in Surrey?

Anywhere , she doesn't get out much . Is Surrey nice ?

im not sure is sussex nicer?

Yorkshire is the Best though , Right ?

I like them on my roast dinners, do you?

Love them , Aunt Bessies ?

what about aunt bassies?

Shirley Bassies

is she welsh ?

I dunno, Google it?

She's a singer , have you heard of her ?

yeah...but what about Count Basie? How good was he?

Awesome , but did he make yorkshire puddings ?

I doubt it... maybe he was too busy Loose Walkin'?

At 1st glance i thought you put Loose Women, lol . I'll get some glasses . Loose women are good though aren't they ?

Good & dangerous I would say. Have you ever been tricked by one?

No not one , loads ! . How about you ?

A fair few. But I always bounce back... do you?