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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

It isn't too bad, Eagles will want to win and Bengals need to win so it should be competitive.

Titans-Jets will be good because the Jets still believe they can make the play offs!

Thing is the Jets will probably finish at 9-7

What a urine easy schedule they have had though.

Pats-49ers does scare me a little because we like to abuse linebackers but it'll be hard to abuse Willis and Bowman. Hopefully GRONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK will be back

I'm devastated. Just read twitter to get my weekly picture of something in Paige Taylor's vagina and she is no longer doing it.

RIP TIYFT

No premier league predictions?

Afro, I was going to do Predos, can it wait until tomorrow? xx

Maybe tonight come to think of it. I'll do it tonight.

No rush, I was just adding to your timetable for tomorrow

Bit brave putting the Apprentice grilling straight after your work deadline

I better be first pick this time when we do the apprentice final.

I have a 100% winning record in finals just like the England Football team.

Good old Azzrentice, being later tomorrow so I can fit in my daughter's nativity play at 11:30am

Marky wrote:Good old Azzrentice, being later tomorrow so I can fit in my daughter's nativity play at 11:30am

Awesome

My son's in nursery, he's doing Christmas Carols next Tuesday. He's the only one who knows all the words so he's going front and centre

I was Santa once. My trousers split half way through the play and Mrs Santa was ginger so I wouldnt hold her hand

Olly wrote:I was Santa once. My trousers split half way through the play and Mrs Santa was ginger so I wouldnt hold her hand

I was a real-life Santa last year, the kids told me I was too fat to be the real Santa

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Olly wrote:I was Santa once. My trousers split half way through the play and Mrs Santa was ginger so I wouldnt hold her hand

I was a real-life Santa last year, the kids told me I was too fat to be the real Santa

Jacamo-ho-ho

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20712207

Lolz

Would have been a real vote winner if someone had taken a swing at Vitali.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:Good old Azzrentice, being later tomorrow so I can fit in my daughter's nativity play at 11:30am

Awesome

My son's in nursery, he's doing Christmas Carols next Tuesday. He's the only one who knows all the words so he's going front and centre

My daughter's only 2 and a half, also at nursery, she'll be stood dressed as an angel (which is a big example of mis-casting if ever i've seen it...)

I anticipate she'll stand where she's supposed to, right until she sees me and her mother in the audience, and she'll want to see us!

Marky I sense a business opportunity...arranged marriage between our kids, amalgamate our two teams, rule the galaxy. You in?

By the way...I AM your father.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Marky I sense a business opportunity...arranged marriage between our kids, amalgamate our two teams, rule the galaxy. You in?

By the way...I AM your father.

I was considering it until the last bit.

I'm not going to have my daughter marry her dad's step-brother. Who did you think I was, Olly?

Son I hate to tell you this, I'm not your biological father. Olly was our surrogate. And my wife is his daughter.

Jacomo

That would have been an odd ending to Star Wars.

"Luke... we're going on Jeremy Kyle next week..."

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
Serbian FA have been fined £65,900 for racist behaviour of fans after Serbia v England U21 game #ssn

That's beyond pathetic.

that wont teach them anything!!

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
England U21 player Steven Caulker banned for two games and Tom Ince banned for one game following game with Serbia #SSN

CF wrote:

that wont teach them anything!!

To be taught, one has to want to learn.

They should have had a bigger fine still, just to spite them.

Anyone fancy a deal?

trebs im always up for a deal!

if its the right one

Alright CF, make an offer on my page and we can go from there.

Me too Trebs, I need cash

I have under 21s available if anyone has cash to spend

Right, Azzrictions will be up by 2100.

We need a better name for them though

Azzrictions League is up:

https://www.606v2.com/t38440-azzrictions-the-premier-league-predictions-competition-for-furious-eurodivision-managers#1736690

Get predicting fellow cool people

Guys I need a loan of £800k, which one of you mothers wants to loan it to me? I'll pay you £1m back next week xxx

Azzy, just release a fringe player.

I don't have any

Someone out there must have some unused budget that can make them a little profit? Don't be shy guys...

Needs must Azzy, needs must.

I can buy Tiote for 800k if that helps?

My fringe players will only get picked up by Afro and sold for a massive profit through Lawyers

Sent my tactics Afro

Azzy you taken £3.1m from me?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:My fringe players will only get picked up by Afro and sold for a massive profit through Lawyers

I'm poised...

onlytreblewinners wrote:I can buy Tiote for 800k if that helps?

Nice try Trebs! Maybe a bit of Zoltan Gera for you?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy you taken £3.1m from me?

Not yet love, but if I can get my £800k from someone then I will do xxx thank you xxx

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:My fringe players will only get picked up by Afro and sold for a massive profit through Lawyers

I'm poised...

That reminds me of a former v2 member. I think he once had 40 players at one time.

Someone give Azzy £800k NOW!!!

I've already offered it on the proviso that Monty can't play against me this week

http://m.sporcle.com/games/subcategory/soccer

Good to kill some time when you're bored Football quiz.

Afro that's cruel, just borrow him without the conditions.

I will give you 800k azzy. If you can correctly guess the score of my five a side game later. One team is poo, so be aware for lopsided results.

dum dum duuuuh

usually id be generous and let you pay the 800k later but your 0.15m short of being able to get my targets

#squad strengthening

The Hobbit was sensational, loved every second of it!

Azzrentice for my team will be done over the next 30 mins

Viva, I think that was me

And Gregers, if you want anything doing PM me. I have a little spare time, not much though.