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by **Hero** Thu 03 Jan 2013, 11:04 am

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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

FC Swag - Cherries

Fixtures

Bunga Bunga FC - Olly

Results

Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze

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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:02 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote: Man Utd would be the best club for Felliani to join not being biased.

I think the best club for him would definately be to stay with us, but after that, I think Man Utd would be the best option. But he might not see it that way. He might want to move to London and be closer to home.

Either way, he is too good for any of the Prem clubs and will be at Real Madrid in a season or two anyway

Just like Thomas Gravesen?

Gravesen and Carsley in the centre of the park, they were the days.

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:04 pm

Thomas Gravesen was great for us for a season or two, but never a Real quality player and was very lucky to get the opportunity to play for them. He was very mad and played like he was on speed a lot of the time.

And Carsley, he'll always have a winning goal in a Mersey derby!

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:06 pm

Carsley and Grave were our centre midfield when we finished 4th!

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:09 pm

I think Carsley gets a rougher rap as a player because of his name. It's so unnattractive that it makes him sound like he was terrible.

Not a lock of hair between the two of them though. Fellaini could donate them both a full head of hair and still have plenty left over for himself.

by GSC Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:11 pm

Yo Azzy, whats Jara like?

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:11 pm

Spoiler:

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:15 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Spoiler:

They look like a pair of t!ts.

Not because they're bald, but because they're wearing Everton shirts....

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:31 pm

What like these "dudes"?

Spoiler:

by Guest Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:36 pm

GSC wrote:Yo Azzy, whats Jara like?

A bit ropey defensively, has a habit of being too far forward and not really caring about getting back. Okay going forward but not spectacular. Likes crunching tackles, with complete disregard for the health of the opponent. Pacy (or was last time I saw him play, which was some time ago due to him being out on loan forever).

In a nutshell: VOLATILE

by GSC Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:39 pm

Sounds like my kind of player Laugh

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:45 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:What like these "dudes"?

Spoiler:

Looks like a night down my local.

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:50 pm

And look how uncomfortable it's making the guy on the left, too!

by **Hero** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:54 pm

That'll learn him for letting his mum cut his hair.

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:54 pm

I was quite impressed the big guy could shoot bubbles from his nipples.

by Guest Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:02 pm

Hero wrote:That'll learn him for letting his mum cut his hair.

I read that as 'letting his mut cum his hair' Laugh

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:04 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:I was quite impressed the big guy could shoot bubbles from his nipples.

It's in the genetics of all West Ham fans.

I can look at that picture and hear exactly the noise those four are making at that exact moment too. "Wheeeeeeeeeyyyyy! Oi oi!". You hear it everywhere, it's like a tribal call.

by Marky Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:23 pm

Followed by the word "schlaag" no doubt Sodhat.

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:25 pm

Anyone want my first choice keeper, Francesco Bardi?

I am seriously considering the lawyers offer, even though his value is below reality, as I think I have found a better option...

by sodhat Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:28 pm

Marky wrote:Followed by the word "schlaag" no doubt Sodhat.

"Wheeeeeeyyyyyyy! Oi oi, you schlaaag! You mugging me off in front of my mates? I'll open you up son!"

Something like that.

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:34 pm

If you could vote for World Player Of The year would you vote for the player who you think is actually the best or your team/nationalmate/bum chum. I'd vote for my friend rather then yhe player do think is the best. Joachim Lowe voted Ozil and Neuer, Sneijder voted RvP first Messi didn't vote Ronaldo and Ronaldo pretended to be injured so Alvez could stepin and vote for Ronaldo.

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:42 pm

Schlaag is a German word. It means beat.

by Guest Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:48 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If you could vote for World Player Of The year would you vote for the player who you think is actually the best or your team/nationalmate/bum chum. I'd vote for my friend rather then yhe player do think is the best. Joachim Lowe voted Ozil and Neuer, Sneijder voted RvP first Messi didn't vote Ronaldo and Ronaldo pretended to be injured so Alvez could stepin and vote for Ronaldo.

I'd vote for whoever I was mates with. Carl Hoefkens would get my 1st place vote, then 2nd would be Jonas Olsson and 3rd would be Darren Carter.

by **Afro** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:55 pm

What about if Olsson moves to QPR?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 4:59 pm

He would become classed as "retarded"

by Gregers Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:39 pm

Am I right in thinking that if Chorizo beat Swag this week then we are Champions?

Now that would be a good Birthday present... Whistle

by Marky Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:46 pm

Whoop. Crawley sign Jimmy Spencer on loan from Huddersfield, a striker with a 1 in 4 record in League 2 in loan spells at Cheltenham and Morecambe, hmm, seems ideal for our League 1 campaign...

And Matt Sparrow from Brighton on a free, that's not so bad but he's still a Brighton reject.

by GSC Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:51 pm

Id love if we sign Burke, and Brum seem to haggling. Need a LB and another winger (would love McCleary back since hes wasted at reading)

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 6:53 pm

We won't do our business till later in the window I shouldn't imagine. Which is sending many Norwich fans on messageboards and twitter into complete meltdown because you know if we don't sign X player the current squad that has us comfortably mid table will suddenly stop being good enough in there eyes.

A lot of Norwich doomongers out there

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:43 pm

How many Germans do I need in my xi and what's my injury please?

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:47 pm

Viva,

https://www.606v2.com/t36087-injuries-season-1
https://www.606v2.com/t35857-rules-updated-for-reboot

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:51 pm

Haha you could tell me, don't know if the main page on injuries are my injuries an please tell me how many Germans I need first xi

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:59 pm

The injuries are the ones in the OP. I drew them myself

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:07 pm

An how many Germans in xi???

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:09 pm

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:13 pm

Nah it's 2.

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:22 pm

Haha I was just about to buy some 7th division German players.

by Guest Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:26 pm

Is there a German 7th division? Fan will know.

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:26 pm

I'm sorry but it's been ages so I forgot who do I send tactics too?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:28 pm

Look at that big red writing you scroll past everytime Whistle

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:31 pm

Send tactics to me Whistle

I'll fix them up for you.

by GSC Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10 pm

I hit the end key or click on the button that takes you to the nearest post.

No scrolling here Yahoo

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:44 pm

You lot suck. Where's sodhat at least he tells me

by Trebs Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:48 pm

I said before, it's 2

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:54 pm

Who I send tactics to.

by FIFA Diva Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:55 pm

I worked it out I swear I used to post tactics to Sodhat. Anyway I'm off night xx

by Guest Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00 pm

Night babe xxx

by sodhat Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:03 am

Morning chaps

First sheep of the New Year, or did I miss one on the 4th?

by Guest Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:09 am

Morning all

We had a SHEEP on the 2nd I think, or was it the 3rd? TSJ fixed it by keeping his answers to himself and mysteriously winning it Laugh

Anyone have any snow today? Yesterday's Daily Mail said today would see Day After Tomorrow-type snow storms. Not looking likely here in Londinium!

by sodhat Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:11 am

It'll snow down here tomorrow apparently. I don't know if I can be bothered with it all to be honest, I need to drive to Tesco to get some food and I don't want it to be havoc...

by sodhat Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:13 am

I have my suspicions that the capuccino I asked for is in fact a latte.

This is an unacceptable start to a Friday.

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