Euro Division Homepage XLVI

by **Afro** Mon 14 Jan 2013 - 21:11

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Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Marky , send votes to Hero
Teams in the Cherries League, PM tactics to Hero, send votes to Sodhat

CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

FC Swag - Cherries

Fixtures

Bunga Bunga FC - Olly

Results

Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze

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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:13

I hate Lemmings. But if you want to run it, I'd play Laugh

by **Hero** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:13

May I just say I've just read through Azzy's GOAT championing and it's by far and away my fave of all the nominations so far.

clap

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:17

Reverse sheep sound awesome!!!

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:40

Totally looks like a smiley having a nap under a blanket zen

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:49

Sorry soddy. It does in actual Rafa style FACKT look like a smiley meditating.

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 13:57

Come on someone, let's play Lemmings!

Cheers Hero btw, I've been waiting two weeks for that piece to come up, and although it might be the group he's been drawn in, I think Gretzky is winning more of the vote than anyone so far. Pretty cool.

I think that smiley looks like a smiley who's just saved himself a fortune buying 10 pallets of rock salt at discount rate.

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 14:24

Afternoooooooooooon Euro Division Homepage XLVI - Page 18 3559488474

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 14:49

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 14:50

You scared us all with your enthusiasm Nando Laugh

Seems no-one's around. I was quite keen on Lemmings, but everyone ran away.

by GSC Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:11

Anyone read Balague's biography of Guardiola? Considering getting it

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:23

i haven't but it's suppose to be quite good thumbsup

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:28

hey guys, are we going to get injuris in the fan league...because then we can know if we need to bring in reinforcements...

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:31

Probably tonight CF I think it was said.

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:37

Guys I've done Fan League injuries, let me know if they're incorrect in some way and delete them if they are

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 15:59

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
poop poop!! I missed out on the Man City tender! annoyed isnt the word.
I know the guys well tho so hoping they let me know if it was price, if so ill just go in again cheaper in the hope of winning.
So annoyed its unbelievable. I feel like chucking my computer out the window (even tho is not the PC's fault). Damn industry politics & back handers I bet

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:07

Mmm. Difficult decision pending on whether to accept Treb's offer for Abate.....

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:08

Unlucky Zinedine thumbsup

Open to offers on Milito still would have to above 13m though..

by **Hero** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:15

Guys I've been giving it some thought over the past few days and I've decided that this week is going to be my last in charge of TJCs and the league in general.
I think I need a break from it for a while as I've started to lose interest, the excitement isn't there anymore for me at the moment, it's nothing to do with anyone at all, I actually think at present it's the best collection of lads the league's ever had and the atmosphere is probably the best its been in a long time as well, it's just become something that I'm not in love with like I was and I need to take a break and comeback wanting to batter you all again.

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:23

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
poop poop!! I missed out on the Man City tender! annoyed isnt the word.
I know the guys well tho so hoping they let me know if it was price, if so ill just go in again cheaper in the hope of winning.
So annoyed its unbelievable. I feel like chucking my computer out the window (even tho is not the PC's fault). Damn industry politics & back handers I bet

Strictly speaking it would be a back handed way of winning a tender if they told you the price was the issue. They must uphold the integrity of the process and not divulge pricing differences between each company because it undermines the industry and competition.

(Copyright CIPS)

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:26

Hero wrote:Guys I've been giving it some thought over the past few days and I've decided that this week is going to be my last in charge of TJCs and the league in general.
I think I need a break from it for a while as I've started to lose interest, the excitement isn't there anymore for me at the moment, it's nothing to do with anyone at all, I actually think at present it's the best collection of lads the league's ever had and the atmosphere is probably the best its been in a long time as well, it's just become something that I'm not in love with like I was and I need to take a break and comeback wanting to batter you all for a first time

Sorry to hear that Hero, but no surprise given your time on here has been less and less.

Looking forward to when you return

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:26

Hero that's terrible news. Maybe me and Viva can snuggle up with you, make you feel better? Hug

We all entirely understand I'm sure, maybe you could stick with us until the end of the season, and we can give you 10 star player bids?

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:26

Hero wrote:Guys I've been giving it some thought over the past few days and I've decided that this week is going to be my last in charge of TJCs and the league in general.
I think I need a break from it for a while as I've started to lose interest, the excitement isn't there anymore for me at the moment, it's nothing to do with anyone at all, I actually think at present it's the best collection of lads the league's ever had and the atmosphere is probably the best its been in a long time as well, it's just become something that I'm not in love with like I was and I need to take a break and comeback wanting to batter you all again.

But what about the league motto?

"All are welcome; none may leave."

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:32

And if you go, who will be in charge?

It'll be like Lord of the Flies around here. Who has the largest conch?

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:35

sodhat wrote:And if you go, who will be in charge?

It'll be like Lord of the Flies around here. Who has the largest conch?

I can think of at least 2 managers who will have no clue what you are talking about Laugh

Okay, last call before I sell Immobile to lawyers. Anyone want him?

by Trebs Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:36

I'm in charge now.
I say we only allow realistic signings Whistle

by Trebs Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:37

In all seriousness, hope to see you again soon Hero. Completely agree a break is the best way.

by Gregers Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:38

You up for a deal before you go hero?

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:48

BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:And if you go, who will be in charge?

It'll be like Lord of the Flies around here. Who has the largest conch?

I can think of at least 2 managers who will have no clue what you are talking about

Okay, last call before I sell Immobile to lawyers. Anyone want him?

That's a great price for Immobile. To think I released him for £2.85m...

I wondered whether many would get my literary reference. How big is your conch? A friend of mine legitimately had a huge conch, he showed me in his room once.

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:49

onlytreblewinners wrote:In all seriousness, hope to see you again soon Hero. Completely agree a break is the best way.

Indeed, a break rather than a parting.

Same here on the deals front Hero, there's one man I'd like very much Whistle

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:53

sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:And if you go, who will be in charge?

It'll be like Lord of the Flies around here. Who has the largest conch?

I can think of at least 2 managers who will have no clue what you are talking about

Okay, last call before I sell Immobile to lawyers. Anyone want him?

That's a great price for Immobile. To think I released him for £2.85m...

I wondered whether many would get my literary reference. How big is your conch? A friend of mine legitimately had a huge conch, he showed me in his room once.

Did he let you blow it and did you get any noise?

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:55

Immobile is improving at a rapid pace and is a really good player. Just £8m is too much to turn down atm for someone who rarely plays for me

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:56

BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:And if you go, who will be in charge?

It'll be like Lord of the Flies around here. Who has the largest conch?

I can think of at least 2 managers who will have no clue what you are talking about

Okay, last call before I sell Immobile to lawyers. Anyone want him?

That's a great price for Immobile. To think I released him for £2.85m...

I wondered whether many would get my literary reference. How big is your conch? A friend of mine legitimately had a huge conch, he showed me in his room once.

Did he let you blow it and did you get any noise?

Yeah, I blew it a couple of times until he asked me to stop. It was getting too loud and he didn't want his mum to hear.

by **Hero** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:57

Yeah I just need a battery recharge I think at the moment, I think a few weeks away and I should be back challenging.

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:57

Plus you have to get your mouth in the right angle otherwise you just end up dribbling onto the carpet

by sodhat Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 16:59

BigFellasAfro wrote:Plus you have to get your mouth in the right angle otherwise you just end up dribbling onto the carpet

There was dribble everywhere, all over his conch.

I had to get a cloth and wipe it clean.

by **Afro** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 17:00

Hero wrote:Yeah I just need a battery recharge I think at the moment, I think a few weeks away and I should be back challenging.

TBF it's right at the end of the season. We are not going to replace you before this weeks tactics are due (so its a default win either way), your are not in the cup final and then there is bound to be a couple of weeks gap between seasons.

Why not have a sabbatical and then pick your team back up in 3/4 weeks time? Oh and sell me Fellaini in the meanwhile

by **Hero** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 17:07

I'm going to finish off the season so it's wrapped up properly and then just have a time out etc.

by FIFA Diva Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 20:53

Hope to see you back soon Hero xxx

I'm the most experienced manager on here, four years and never taken a break.

by Trebs Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:11

Viva, I've been here six

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:11

#ownedlikeachamp

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:25

eden hazard sent off for kicking ball boy Laugh

by GSC Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:26

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:29

Ball boy rolled around like Suarez

by Gregers Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:30

Best shot of the game that!

Do we know why the ball boy was lying on the ball, was a bit hazardous if you ask me...

by Fernando Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:35

it's because Hazard shoved him onto it Laugh

if your gunna shove someone do it away from the ball

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:37

Boom boom!

Not seen it, but surely Hazard could end up in court for that? Kicking a teenage kid in the stomach? What a clown, he must get 10+ games for that.

West Ham Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:37

I would hardly say he shoved him. A little push, and he's gone down like Suarez

by Gregers Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:39

He could have missed the ball, either way I'm feeling more and more that I'm turning into a neutral for all games that Brighton aren't in!

Hazard might get off on appeal azzy, its not a 10+ game charge. Stupid yes, but the ball boy made the most of it!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:40

The ball boy had to be helped off the pitch picard

by Guest Wed 23 Jan 2013 - 21:43

Surely the ball boy was already off the pitch?

As I've said, I've not seen it, but if he's kicked a 14 year old kid, that has to be dealt with severely and decisively by the FA. Cantona got a year for kicking a fan, a grown man who was asking for it. Kicking a defenseless kid? Not cool, and I'd hope the FA give him a proper suspension, not the 4 games for racism nonsense they have been dishing out to Chelsea players.

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