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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:14 pm

You're sitting ringside at Tyson-Holy 2 when suddenly Tyson spits out a piece of Evander's ear into your lap...Do you..

A. Faint....and get carried home by the Wife!!

B. Shout... "Oi Evander I've got a piece of your ear on my lap"

C. Threaten... Tyson after the fight that if he doesn't pay for the dry cleaning he'll think the Evander fight was a picnic!!!

D. Keep..... schtum and wonder how much you could get on EBAY..........


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Post by Rowley Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:15 pm

D, might make me a scumbag but it does make me an honest one.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:22 pm

C for me....Tyson never beat anybody decent!! Wink Cool

After A though!!!

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:24 pm

D we could all live the life of luxury that Jeff rolly is living in as an admin of this board.

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Post by Rowley Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:25 pm

I'm a Yorkshire man Shah, a life of luxury is an indoor toilet.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:28 pm

Rowley wrote:I'm a Yorkshire man Shah, a life of luxury is an indoor toilet.

Next to the fridge and opposite the tv to save time and space?

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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:42 pm

When you say "the wife" do we have a choice of whose wife gets to take us home? I'm only asking cos if Billy Joel was at the fight I'd be asking whether or not he'd loan me Christie Brinkley for the evening to mop my brow and loosen my clothing.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:53 pm

Not his Wife anymore...so I'm sure he wouldn't mind!

Take it your Wife would be to busy drinking pints to do it then!! Cool Wink

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:06 pm

E - dance around manically to "Stuck in the Middle" in a frankly overrated piece of filmmaking.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:09 pm

F - Make like a Scotsman and take it home to deep fry.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:11 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F - Make like a Scotsman and take it home to deep fry.

Let's see how many glass botlles fly at your head the next time you step over that border.

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F - Make like a Scotsman and take it home to deep fry.

Let's see how many glass botlles fly at your head the next time you step over that border.

I knew my Edward Longshanks t-shirt was a bad idea at the time.

You know whats worse, superfly, my dear old Dad is a Scot and he doesn't like me either.

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Post by milkyboy Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:18 pm

Does he resent being too tight to buy a condom?

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Post by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:25 pm

He resents me being born in England, despite the fact he moved here. He resents the fact I don't follow a Scottish football/rugby team. He resents that fact I refused to wear a kilt to my wedding and he resents the fact I don't think Jim Watt is the greatest boxer in history.

They are a resentful race, milky. They are like Yorkshire folk without the sense of humour.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:34 pm

I've recently changed jobs and travel a lot up to Glasgow. I must say I think it is a beautiful city full of helpful, mild mannered folk. I would thoroughly recommend it for a romantic weekend away.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:36 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:I've recently changed jobs and travel a lot up to Glasgow. I must say I think it is a beautiful city full of helpful, mild mannered folk. I would thoroughly recommend it for a romantic weekend away.
You been shagging Pandas again?

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:36 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:I've recently changed jobs and travel a lot up to Glasgow. I must say I think it is a beautiful city full of helpful, mild mannered folk. I would thoroughly recommend it for a romantic weekend away.

You and Tina patched up your differences then?

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Post by milkyboy Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:37 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:He resents me being born in England, despite the fact he moved here. He resents the fact I don't follow a Scottish football/rugby team. He resents that fact I refused to wear a kilt to my wedding and he resents the fact I don't think Jim Watt is the greatest boxer in history.

They are a resentful race, milky. They are like Yorkshire folk without the sense of humour.

... And they throw bottles at people

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:42 pm

Scottish women are lovely. Carol, the weather lady, has terrific bangers.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Lumbering_Jack wrote:I've recently changed jobs and travel a lot up to Glasgow. I must say I think it is a beautiful city full of helpful, mild mannered folk. I would thoroughly recommend it for a romantic weekend away.

You and Tina patched up your differences then?

We never fell out.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 1:59 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Scottish women are lovely. Carol, the weather lady, has terrific bangers.

Overshadowed in the morning by Suzanna Reid, Sean. MILF perfection!

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Post by Mr Bounce Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Scottish women are lovely. Carol, the weather lady, has terrific bangers.

Overshadowed in the morning by Suzanna Reid, Sean. MILF perfection!

Agreed 100%. I love having Reid getting me up in the morning Whistle

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:24 pm

Reid wasn't on this morning. It was the blonde piece with the slightly skewed face.

I prefered Reid when she looked a bit more 'mumsy'. It suggested there was a bit more filth to her (which, don't get me wrong, I'm sure there still is). The subtle nuances in the way a women attires herself are very important to the fantasy.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:25 pm

Reid could do with losing a pound or two. Don't get me wrong I'd bang it but I've seen better.

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Post by milkyboy Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:31 pm

... Touch more fake tan wouldn't go amiss either jack

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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:32 pm

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Not his Wife anymore...so I'm sure he wouldn't mind!

Take it your Wife would be to busy drinking pints to do it then!! Cool Wink
If I have ringside seats, you can pretty much guarantee I haven't paid for them which means they we're comps and as such, I'd hope my drinks were free too...and...take...my...wife....out?...with me?

What kinda crazy talk is this?

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:32 pm

Always liked the one before Reid. She was a pocket rocket but would have gone like the clappers. Think you can only catch her on the weekend evening news these days.

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Post by Mr Bounce Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:33 pm

Lumbering_Jack wrote:Reid could do with losing a pound or two. Don't get me wrong I'd bang it but I've seen better.

She runs several miles about 4 times a week. I'm guessing she might outlast you... laughing

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 2:58 pm

Am rubbish with computers so can't post a link but I'd recommed a google images search of Cat Cubie who does the weather for BBC Scotland.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:11 pm

Jogging is for people who can't handle real exercise. She could do with trying some sprint training lose a couple of those excess pounds.

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:13 pm

Any one remember that blonde on the scottish widows ad? I always thought - yes yes give it a coupla weeks and she'll be gagging for it.

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Any one remember that blonde on the scottish widows ad? I always thought - yes yes give it a coupla weeks and she'll be gagging for it.

Of course, the fatty diet, high booze intake and heroic smoking mean that there are a lot of fairly young Scottish widows. The life expectancy of your average Glasgow male is about the same as the life expectancy of a rent boy in Kandahar.

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Post by Rowley Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:17 pm

Who would have thought Buckfast and deep fried mars bars were no good for you?

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:18 pm

superflyweight wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Any one remember that blonde on the scottish widows ad? I always thought - yes yes give it a coupla weeks and she'll be gagging for it.

Of course, the fatty diet, high booze intake and heroic smoking mean that there are a lot of fairly young Scottish widows. The life expectancy of your average Glasgow male is about the same as the life expectancy of a rent boy in Kandahar.

I was wondering what prompted you to move to scotland. Now I know. Mortal Peril. I'm happy that. that air of regret around your every post is not in my imagination

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Post by ShahenshahG Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:20 pm

Deep fried mars bar is fantastic. You lose 5 kg after eating one as you cant even look at food for a fortnight. Get on it Rowley, 30 should do you good.

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:27 pm

Deep fried Mars bar.....?????

No wonder they have the lowest life expectancy in the UK......

Deep Fried Star bar........now you're talking..

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Post by Mr Bounce Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:28 pm

It's the peanuts isn't it Truss...

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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:29 pm

Didn't they used to deep fry Cadbury's Cream Eggs too? Must have been like eating chocolate coated napalm.

Have also seen "battered chips" on the menu. not content with the fish, they're doing it to the chips as well.

Still at least the teacakes are served with low fat spread.


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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:30 pm

Mr Bounce wrote:It's the peanuts isn't it Truss...

Think we have yet another typo here

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Post by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:33 pm

Nuts are on special offer at the Oyster at the moment!! Cool

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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:36 pm

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Nuts are on special offer at the Oyster at the moment!! Cool
A very worrying 2 for 1 offer if ever I've heard one.

Still, not as bad as 50% off Shocked

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Post by seanmichaels Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:Am rubbish with computers so can't post a link but I'd recommed a google images search of Cat Cubie who does the weather for BBC Scotland.

Spoiler:

Big arms? Certainly a powerful ride.

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Post by Guest Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:46 pm

Googled her myself and can honestly say it wasn't worth they effort of tying her name in. Bonnie lass but not earth shattering!

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Post by superflyweight Fri 25 Jan 2013, 3:51 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Googled her myself and can honestly say it wasn't worth they effort of tying her name in. Bonnie lass but not earth shattering!

I don't need earth shattering anymore, dave.

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Post by Lumbering_Jack Fri 25 Jan 2013, 4:14 pm

superflyweight wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Googled her myself and can honestly say it wasn't worth they effort of tying her name in. Bonnie lass but not earth shattering!

I don't need earth shattering anymore, dave.

Getting a bit tubby and wrinkly in your old age?

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