BREAKING NEWS: Someone in the media says something bad about Murray

The whole tennis world is said to be in shock today as someone in the media said something bad about Murray.

This evening it was expected that most tennis fans would be eagerly anticipating and predicting the winner of tomorrow's final at the dinner table. However after John Smith, a newly promoted tennis journalist who watches two weeks of tennis a year, reported in the Daily Mail something that could vaguely be interpreted as Murray committing gamesmanship if you twist the words enough, the attention of the tennis world has been torn away from the Australian Open.

Virginia Wade, the last British player to win a Grand Slam that was not an asterisk, has quickly moved to confirm to the tennis world that if Murray wins tomorrow it will be asterisked.
'Oh, this is clearly asterisked' she remarked, 'Djokovic will be too busy now reading the back page of the Daily Mail and 606v2 articles to prepare for his match. I am going to be brave and say it doesn't count.'

Murray meanwhile, seemed to be unaware of the controversy, as he was engaged in furious talks with the Australian Open organisers, after it was revealed he was furious at the number of matches he had to play in two weeks. '7 bloody matches. In two weeks. I haven't even had the time to update my fantasy football team,' he was reported as saying according to sources.
Niel Harmann, Murray's bodyguard and chief conspirator against Roger Federer was quick to defend Murray, writing on twitter 'Pfft! Talking about making a mountain out of a molehill.'

And to finish off a surprising turn of events, Murray's mother, brother, uncle, auntie, girlfriend, cousin, second cousin, and pet dog, who all work as joint Fed Cup coach in the LTA (https://www.606v2.com/t19939-is-nepotism-acceptable-if-it-involves-andy-murray) have released a statement claiming that the only way to avoid such controversies in future is to cut the time limit between points to 10 seconds, and deducting a point penalty immediately after this rule is broken.

What will happen next?


Amritia3ee

HE I wish you would stop with these ridicul....

Oh wait...

I think you mixed up your multiple accounts Amrit

There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

Very funny amritia, poor HE she is still reeling from Murray's grandslam victory. Another good piece IMBL.

sportslover wrote:There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

MUCH funnier than the article.

bogbrush wrote:

sportslover wrote:There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

MUCH funnier than the article.

bogbrush wrote:

sportslover wrote:There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

MUCH funnier than the article.

To get a from BB feels like I have just won an Olympic Gold lol

We'll call it a draw

Great article amritia

sportslover wrote:There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

IMBL

Just in case you think it's for real its is a windup - but only the first two lines the rest is for real.

sportslover wrote:

sportslover wrote:There is enough rubbish like this being posted on a regular basis on this forum without adding any more.

Where are the links?

As for Neil Harmen the man is a clown like most of the other journalists.

And if you believe all that is written by them I would assume you have a very low IQ.

THEY WRITE THESE THINGS - Guess why, to sell newsprint doh

IMBL

Just in case you think it's for real its is a windup - but only the first two lines the rest is for real.

Aye, I hear you

It Must Be Love.

Ha ha! You made me almost blush I am so flattered. It was meant in a friendly way I presume...

Flattered?

Don't be. Really.

hawkeye wrote:It was meant in a friendly way I presume...

Yes, all fun and games
Maybe a subtle meaning behind it as well, but mainly fun and games.