JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
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JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
This is from JR's Blog about his Country Whipping match...
Good to be back in Oklahoma. Typing this blog is tedious as my right hand is not wanting to cooperate. Nonetheless, the grill is hot so let's get started.
Hopefully, Cole and I did not overly offend too many of you wrestling purists with our 'exhibition' Monday night. It earned the top quarter hour TV rating on the program for the night and that distinction has already been throughly analyzed by those who earn a living covering the genre. Lots of ways for that data to be dissected one can argue.
Either one was entertained by that particular piece of business or they weren't. I do know that no one involved in the presentation 'phoned' in their contribution.
My right hand is somewhat banged up and the x-rays were not overly encouraging Tuesday but it won't keep me from doing what I need to do on Sunday at Extreme Rules.
Cole's tooth went to the bone on a knuckle on my right hand which caused bleeding from my hand and his lip for those that have asked. Apparently the risk of infection from a human tooth IE a bite or something like what occurred Monday night is potentially harmful so we've been very careful with the infection aspect of the 'wound' in addition to caring for a sore hand.
I've been in one Country Whipping' match in my dubious 'wrestling' career which was years ago on Raw against the Coach. Those are inherently painful encounters as the leather strap cares not who it strikes or the results of such lashings. Sunday on PPV won't be a fun day at the office in all likelihood.
Jammy31- Posts : 867
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Re: JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
"BAH GAWD! THE PAIN JIM ROSS IS ABOUT TO ENDURE THIS SUNDAY IS INHUMAN! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SOMEBODY WILL DIE IN TAMPA THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! EXTREME RULES! BROUGHT TO YOU BY SKITTLES! FRUITY! SKITTLES! FRUITY! FRUITY! SKITTLES! FRUITY! BAH GAWD THEY'RE FRUITY KING! THIS AIN'T RIGHT! HOW DO YOU LEARN TO GET WHIPPED IN THE ASS OVER & OVER AGAIN WITH A LEATHER STRAP KING? STRAP! LEATHER! SCOLDED DOG! MICHAEL COLE WILL GET WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! JACK SWAGGER! STUD! HOSS! ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN! AMERICAN! AMERICAN! AMERICAN! SUNDAY! EXTREME RULES! COUNTRY WHIPPING! DON'T GO MESSING WITH A COUNTRY BOY BAH GAWD! SUNDAY! BUY THE DAMN PAY PER VIEW!"
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Re: JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
Going to be a joke of a match!
Really hoping Swagger turns face!
Really hoping Swagger turns face!
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Re: JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
The last thing Raw needs now is another face but thats what they hinted at
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Maybe King will turn heel and they will continue the ritual humiliation of JR...
Re: JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
David Tails wrote:Maybe King will turn heel and they will continue the ritual humiliation of JR...
It really does seem as though Vince is having a bet with his mates to see how far JR will go, sort of like "He won't do this, surely... he must have too much self-respect for that!" But then good ol' JR sinks a little bit lower for a company that, ironically, treats him like a Government mule, BAH GAWD!
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Re: JR Blogs About His Extreme Rule Match
Remember that godawful 'Dr. Hiney' skit that Vince did a few years back where he was pulling things out of a dummy JR's ass?
This Sunday they're gonna do it for real.
And JR will still show up for RAW the next day.
This Sunday they're gonna do it for real.
And JR will still show up for RAW the next day.
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