The Greatest three sex scenes in the movies !!

1. Last tango in paris............
2. Angel heart...................
3. Before the devil knows your dead.....
4. Brokeback Mountain.....

A Clockwork Orange (the one to the William Tell Overture)

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:1. Last tango in paris............
2. Angel heart...................
3. The Crying Game.....

Changed that for you

You know I forgot that one..............Did you like the film though.....??

I didn't "get" it!!

Haven't seen the crying game.....Is that the one where he finds out it's a boy??

I enjoyed A Clockwork Orange when I saw it in the mid 90s asw opposed to the first time on a pirate copy in the late 80s.

And TRUSS - get your movie nomination in!

Can we include home movies?

Only If you download a link...........

Again, I'm guilty of misreading and thought you were for the the greatest threesomes in movie history. In which case, the answer is Wild Things!

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex

Couldn't miss the chance to quote out of context

Whenever the Maddie film gets released...

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Anyone willing to bet this guy is a virgin.....

I think sex scenes can really help convey a story. I mean without the sex scene in a Clockwork, that guy is basically just a random creep, rather than full-blown psycho.

Team America: World Police - the only part of the film I can remember is the sex scene

It has to be Showgirls

The swimming pool scene lol

Elizabeth Berkley riding Kyle MacLachlan to Olympic standerds surprised ''IT'' did'nt break off.

9 1/2 weeks - Kim Bassinger getting her back door.....by Micky Rourke

Micheal Douglas Glenn Close kitchen counter Fatal attraction

Jodie Foster Accused - ''1 2 3 4 beat that ....... till its raw''

There are some sick minds on this forum!

Money train

Jennifer Lopez Wesley Snipes

Jenny from the blocks fat Boriqua a55 getting some good Brooklyn soul pole.

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Are you really a 19 year old male? I spent most of my teenage years trying to find films with sex scenes in them. Hell, The Sport even used to do a helpful TV guide that told you exactly what time, to the second, that the sex scenes started in any films on that week. Saved a lot of time and effort that did.

Anyway, Don't Look Now has to be up there, especially after the persistent rumours that Sutherland and Christie were at it for real in filming 'that' scene. Great film as well, irrespective of the disgusting, demeaning and completely unnecessary sex scene * (© Crimey 2013).

Truss's real greatest sex scene is almost certainly from Brokeback Mountain.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Anyway, Don't Look Now has to be up there, especially after the persistent rumours that Sutherland and Christie were at it for real in filming 'that' scene. Great film as well, irrespective of the disgusting, demeaning and completely unnecessary sex scene * (© Crimey 2013).

Truss's real greatest sex scene is almost certainly from Brokeback Mountain.

The Julie Christie half of the Don't Look Now scene is pretty good but Donald Sutherland's a$$ is a bit of a mood killer.

There's actually quite a good scene with Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain.

Chloe Sevigny in the Brown Bunny.

Emma Thompson in the Tall Guy was pretty good too!

Adam D wrote:Chloe Sevigny in the Brown Bunny.

About the only redeeming feature of that film. But what a redeeming feature it was!

Vincent Gallo spent all morning drinking grapefruit juice the day they filmed that. Apparently it takes the bitterness away. Maybe you can confirm that, Adam?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:Chloe Sevigny in the Brown Bunny.

About the only redeeming feature of that film. But what a redeeming feature it was!

Vincent Gallo spent all morning drinking grapefruit juice the day they filmed that. Apparently it takes the bitterness away. Maybe you can confirm that, Adam?

I had 5 shots of whisky and even that didnt take the taste away. I can still taste the saltiness now

superflyweight wrote:There are some sick minds on this forum!

and long may it continue............Who'd have thought Glenn Close would be half decent in a movie..Fatal attraction is a good call.........

Team America..

Basic Instinct had some good ones.

"He got off... before he got off"....

"Johnny Bos was civic minded"... "What's this?? civic minded Cocaine"

The scene where he does his shrink up the wall was enlightening..

Would have thought TRUSS would have picked anything from Peter North's early career

Knew I'd overlooked something..

debbie does dallas

orsumthing along those lines, pretty sure very scene is one tho,

Always welcome a guy with a username with cherry in it...

On a thread like this..

Debbie does Didsbury is better..

Bully is another film that's not shy about gratuitous sex, until it gets replaced by the sicko violence

How can I forget...

Sonia Bragia sitting on Clint Eastwoods face in The Rookie.

she was old......but sexy!

A History of Violence. Probably shouldn't have been watching that film since I was like 10 but it opened my eyes......

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

she was old......but sexy!

That reminded me of Bad Boy Bubby when Bubby gets it on with his mum - she was old.....but very unsexy.

Noticed no one has said the r*** scene in Straw dogs....

I was hoping we could clear up half of the sexual assualt cases in the UK by monitoring poster response to this thread!!

Onetwo has some questions to answer, Truss.

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Anyone willing to bet this guy is a virgin.....

I would have thought actually having sex is a better alternative to watching people pretend to...but that's just me I guess.

Just having a bit of fun.....Lighten up..

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Are you really a 19 year old male? I spent most of my teenage years trying to find films with sex scenes in them. Hell, The Sport even used to do a helpful TV guide that told you exactly what time, to the second, that the sex scenes started in any films on that week. Saved a lot of time and effort that did.

Yeah, but I wanted to watch a sex scene, there is a whole huge internet with people doing it for real. As well as the fact that I have a girlfriend so don't really need the sex scenes.

Do they really add anything to films? Unless like you and TRUSS, you're watching films for masturbation material, I don't see what they add, I imagine if you took out the sex scenes of all movies, the movies would be just as good, the storyline would make just as sense.

It's pure titillation, but I don't watch films for that...

Crimey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Are you really a 19 year old male? I spent most of my teenage years trying to find films with sex scenes in them. Hell, The Sport even used to do a helpful TV guide that told you exactly what time, to the second, that the sex scenes started in any films on that week. Saved a lot of time and effort that did.

Yeah, but I wanted to watch a sex scene, there is a whole huge internet with people doing it for real. As well as the fact that I have a girlfriend so don't really need the sex scenes.

Do they really add anything to films? Unless like you and TRUSS, you're watching films for masturbation material, I don't see what they add, I imagine if you took out the sex scenes of all movies, the movies would be just as good, the storyline would make just as sense.

It's pure titillation, but I don't watch films for that...

What a terribly sensible and grown up attitude you have for such a young chap.

I hope I am just like you when I grow up.

superflyweight wrote:Onetwo has some questions to answer, Truss.

Ask away

I only watch films for masturbation material..

That's why I picked cocoon for my sci-Fi entry!!

Any girl-on-girl scenes get my vote.

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Any girl-on-girl scenes get my vote.

The ones between Mila Kunis & Natalie Portman in Black Swan were pretty good albeit not explicit. The one where Nina's playing with herself & realises that her mother's in the room is superbly awkward, I was cringing myself.

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Any girl-on-girl scenes get my vote.

That's why I love Tootsie!!

superflyweight wrote:There are some sick minds on this forum!

American Psycho.

westisbest wrote:

superflyweight wrote:There are some sick minds on this forum!

American Psycho.

Are we talking the book, the film or TRUSSMAN?

Crimey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Crimey wrote:Am I the only one who doesn't understand the point of sex scenes? I can't think of many instances where they have been needed and seemed to be seen as a must now in most movies, whatever the genre. I really don't get it.

Are you really a 19 year old male? I spent most of my teenage years trying to find films with sex scenes in them. Hell, The Sport even used to do a helpful TV guide that told you exactly what time, to the second, that the sex scenes started in any films on that week. Saved a lot of time and effort that did.

Yeah, but I wanted to watch a sex scene, there is a whole huge internet with people doing it for real. As well as the fact that I have a girlfriend so don't really need the sex scenes.

Do they really add anything to films? Unless like you and TRUSS, you're watching films for masturbation material, I don't see what they add, I imagine if you took out the sex scenes of all movies, the movies would be just as good, the storyline would make just as sense.

It's pure titillation, but I don't watch films for that...

I'm in the same boat really, care more about the film than those kinds of scenes. If you have a gf or even internet, not really needed

Remember watching a Friday the 13th movie when a couple are screwing and Jason walks in and harpoons both of them at the same time ......

Killjoy............