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Post by WELL-PAST-IT Fri 31 May 2013, 12:19 pm

Adam Jones has started it already, in his blog for the BBC he says he has been rooming with Mako V. He apparently snores like a donkey keeping AJ awake.

What other pre-match excuses do you think will come out?

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Post by Scarpia Fri 31 May 2013, 12:23 pm

How about this one? "WELL-PAST-IT is my friend and I can't sleep because I'm so ashamed."

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Post by munkian Fri 31 May 2013, 12:28 pm

I couldn't buy new rugby boots because Matt Stephens asked to borrow my credit to help with his white line fever
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Post by WELL-PAST-IT Fri 31 May 2013, 12:32 pm

Scarpia,

You have no friends, I can't think why!!!
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Post by flyhalffactory Fri 31 May 2013, 12:35 pm

Adam (Hair-Bear) Jones

"This high humidity is making me perm fall out........... I can't go out there looking like this!!"
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Post by Knowsit17 Fri 31 May 2013, 12:36 pm

Vunipola complaining of being underfed as a result of rooming with Adam J.

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Post by flyhalffactory Fri 31 May 2013, 12:51 pm

Knowsit17 wrote:Vunipola complaining of being underfed as a result of rooming with Adam J.

Laugh

Vunipola loses toss and has to take the bottom bunk.............. Now has to see a sports counsellor on an urgent basis for "impending anxiety attacks" as tonight is curry night 2-4-1 special.... and Hair Bear has been winking and singing

"there's gonna be a fall-out tonight"

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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri 31 May 2013, 12:52 pm

flyhalffactory wrote:
Knowsit17 wrote:Vunipola complaining of being underfed as a result of rooming with Adam J.

Laugh

Vunipola loses toss and has to take the bottom bunk.............. Now has to see a sports counsellor on an urgent basis for "impending anxiety attacks" as tonight is curry night 2-4-1 special.... and Hair Bear has been winking and singing

"there's gonna be a fall-out tonight"


Laugh

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Post by flyhalffactory Fri 31 May 2013, 12:56 pm

thebluesmancometh wrote:
flyhalffactory wrote:
Knowsit17 wrote:Vunipola complaining of being underfed as a result of rooming with Adam J.

Laugh

Vunipola loses toss and has to take the bottom bunk.............. Now has to see a sports counsellor on an urgent basis for "impending anxiety attacks" as tonight is curry night 2-4-1 special.... and Hair Bear has been winking and singing

"there's gonna be a fall-out tonight"


Laugh

Bluesman

Slightly off pat, but read on another thread that you are going to be in Melbourne for the 2nd Test ( Yahoo Lucky Beggar!!)...... Hope you have a great time mate
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:09 pm

The Wallabies excuses.

"We were simply outplayed by the better team in all 3 Tests. We didn't see that coming, unfortunately. We intend to do our homework better next time and make amends in 2025"

"We didn't think Dan would tackle everything and everyone that moved. Now we know why he was selected."

"Apparently, there was a problem with Chris Pollock's SWIFT Code in the days leading up to the Brisbane Test... and it all went downhill from there"

"We were playing really well... up by 17 points at one stage early in the 2nd half... but the 'Lions... Lions...Lions' chant really put us off our game and they really did finish with a flurry, didn't they?"

"I don't think we can blame the ref when Tipuric had his foot in touch just before he offloaded to Bowe to put the ball down for the winning score... but the play before that when Best threw the ball in at the lineout... we're going to make an official complaint to the IRU about that one. His toe was definitely over the line there!"

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Post by Biltong Fri 31 May 2013, 2:12 pm

The Aussies - "We didn't have Bryce" Laugh

Sorry Joke
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Post by GunsGerms Fri 31 May 2013, 2:14 pm

I couldnt sleep last night because my dad forget to tuck me in.

-Owen Farrell

Just kidding. It must be kinda cool to get to work with your dad on a tour like this.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:15 pm

ha ha.

We couldn't dislodge him from his Gold Coast penthouse apartment and he changed the locks on us...

IRB not IRU above. (similar yet different...) Whistle

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Post by GunsGerms Fri 31 May 2013, 2:17 pm

We lost because Deans wouldnt pick Cooper

-Australian public

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:18 pm

We'll definitely keep that one in reserve!

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Post by GunsGerms Fri 31 May 2013, 2:22 pm

Linebreaker wrote:We'll definitely keep that one in reserve!

I can see that alright.Very Happy

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:23 pm

"We specifically asked our curator, Ahmed Al Masri, to go easy on the watering of the turf in the lead up.... but he's from Somalia you know... and he got a little carried away you might say"

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Post by Biltong Fri 31 May 2013, 2:24 pm

Australia- The was too much bounce in the pitch and it didn't turn for us.
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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri 31 May 2013, 2:25 pm

flyhalffactory wrote:
thebluesmancometh wrote:
flyhalffactory wrote:
Knowsit17 wrote:Vunipola complaining of being underfed as a result of rooming with Adam J.

Laugh

Vunipola loses toss and has to take the bottom bunk.............. Now has to see a sports counsellor on an urgent basis for "impending anxiety attacks" as tonight is curry night 2-4-1 special.... and Hair Bear has been winking and singing

"there's gonna be a fall-out tonight"


Laugh

Bluesman

Slightly off pat, but read on another thread that you are going to be in Melbourne for the 2nd Test ( Yahoo Lucky Beggar!!)...... Hope you have a great time mate

Cheers buddy, surprised you missed it, Ive been bragging about my tour to all who will half listen to my excited ramblings OK

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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 31 May 2013, 2:26 pm

A South African-accented waitress called Suzy served at Sexton & Farrell's table the night before the test. We're not sure the noravirus was an accident ...
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Post by flyhalffactory Fri 31 May 2013, 2:46 pm

Private "Baby Face" Hogg

Maaaaameeeeeee I lost the bloody Lion

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Stupid boy


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Post by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Fri 31 May 2013, 2:46 pm

flyhalffactory wrote:Private "Baby Face" Hogg

Maaaaameeeeeee I lost the bloody Lion

Captain Gatland

Stupid boy

Laugh
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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri 31 May 2013, 2:50 pm

Aussie fans...

'We wouldve won if that big bald psycho hadn't run Genia down in a campavan'
Run

But seriously if I se him crossing the road Drool

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:54 pm

Laugh

The policeman at the scene.

"It appears he survived the initial impact... but as he was being stretchered to the ambulance... would you believe a mountain bike of some description fell on him."

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Post by GunsGerms Fri 31 May 2013, 2:57 pm

You must be a bit of a night owl Linebreaker?

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Post by Pal Joey Fri 31 May 2013, 2:59 pm

Off to bed in a moment, mate. 11:59. Wink

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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri 31 May 2013, 3:29 pm

Linebreaker wrote: Laugh

The policeman at the scene.

"It appears he survived the initial impact... but as he was being stretchered to the ambulance... would you believe a mountain bike of some description fell on him REPEADEDLY."

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Post by tazfalklands Fri 31 May 2013, 4:10 pm

From Gats on losing three straight
"it may have been a mistake to let Justin play out of position but I saw him kick a ball once, and I stand by playing 15)Leigh Halfpenny, 14)Alex Cuthbert, 13)Jonathan Davis, 12)Jamie Roberts, 11)George North, 10)Justin Tiupric, 9)Mike Phillips, 1)Gethin Jenkin, 2)Richard Hibberd, 3)Adam Jones, 4)Ian Evans, 5)Alun Wyn Jones, 6)Dan Lydiate, 7)Sam Warburton, 8)Toby Faletau for all three tests, it gave the team a chance to gel!"

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Post by ChequeredJersey Fri 31 May 2013, 4:24 pm

Linebreaker wrote:The Wallabies excuses.

"We were simply outplayed by the better team in all 3 Tests. We didn't see that coming, unfortunately. We intend to do our homework better next time and make amends in 2025"

"We didn't think Dan would tackle everything and everyone that moved. Now we know why he was selected."

"Apparently, there was a problem with Chris Pollock's SWIFT Code in the days leading up to the Brisbane Test... and it all went downhill from there"

"We were playing really well... up by 17 points at one stage early in the 2nd half... but the 'Lions... Lions...Lions' chant really put us off our game and they really did finish with a flurry, didn't they?"

"I don't think we can blame the ref when Tipuric had his foot in touch just before he offloaded to Bowe to put the ball down for the winning score... but the play before that when Best threw the ball in at the lineout... we're going to make an official complaint to the IRU about that one. His toe was definitely over the line there!"

This'll actually be the Lions excuse after Lydiate fails to understand the concept of NOT tackling English, Irish and Scottish players and makes Sexton cry in the Second Test after he is sacked by his own 6 for the 20th time.
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Post by ChequeredJersey Fri 31 May 2013, 4:26 pm

Pete C (Kiwireddevil) wrote:A South African-accented waitress called Suzy served at Sexton & Farrell's table the night before the test. We're not sure the noravirus was an accident ...

That'd just give the chance for Dan Parks, visiting his family in Sydney, to save the day...
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Post by fa0019 Fri 31 May 2013, 4:27 pm

"I was concussed"

copy and paste that excuse for any situation... ROG etc. Jonno used it a million times.... most of the time to explain why he gave someone a slap.

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Post by fa0019 Fri 31 May 2013, 4:29 pm

ChequeredJersey wrote:
Pete C (Kiwireddevil) wrote:A South African-accented waitress called Suzy served at Sexton & Farrell's table the night before the test. We're not sure the noravirus was an accident ...

That'd just give the chance for Dan Parks, visiting his family in Sydney, to save the day...

If that happens is there enough cyanide to go round... is Biltong distributing it to our inboxes???

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Post by majesticimperialman Fri 31 May 2013, 5:57 pm

We lost because most of our Lions squad was injured before the tour started,
But i know they are good lads and thought they would play on any way.

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Post by Taylorman Fri 31 May 2013, 9:00 pm

Aussie- We managed to get Suzy to do the job on Farrell, Sexton, Youngs, Tuilagi, Dan Cole, Richie Gray, Cian Healy, Hogg, Kearney, Maitland, POC and BOD... but how on earth were we to know gatland wasnt going to pick any of them anyway! Doh

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Post by doctor_grey Fri 31 May 2013, 9:45 pm

Any Welsh player can use this one:

"I am saving myself for the extra International against Australia on November 30th, kindly scheduled for us by the WRU".

https://www.606v2.com/t44692-australia-again-why

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Post by majesticimperialman Fri 31 May 2013, 10:15 pm

It's simple really. They played better than we did.

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Post by Guest Sat 01 Jun 2013, 12:55 am

majesticimperialman wrote:We lost because most of our Lions squad was injured before the tour started,
But i know they are good lads and thought they would play on any way.

Bore off. Didn't you say you would select Robshaw until one of your famous backtracks?

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