The Hobo Hardcore Confrontational Trophy

The Hobo Hardcore Confrontational

You are cordially invited to the Hobo Hardcore Trophy. By placing your name on the entrants list below, you will be signing away all rights to your health and mental well being.

This tournament is for those with an open mind, who enjoy the more brutal side of wrestling and who will enjoy getting involved in more colourful matches.

And of course, you will going up against the hardcore legend Hobo.

This is the place to settle old scores and to make a name for yourself all over again. Hobo was born in fire, the Hobo Confrontational Trophy will make you a legend.

Enter at your own peril.

Entrants so far:

Hobo
Steve Sharona
Vlad Marius
Teddy Grimstone
Edward Plague
Robin
solomin Riddick

The camera cuts backstage to a tired, dirty, dishevelled man with crazy eyes who looks very old and weary at first glance but on closer inspection is actually middle aged. There’s something familiar about him but with the long greasy hair and unkempt beard it’s hard to get a good look at his face. He’s wearing a purple T-Shirt with STOCKHOLM SYNDROME written on it in Green writing. He makes animated hand gestures as he walks around backstage trying to stop people who are trying to give this crazy looking man a wide berth as he talks to himself “Ohh God, Ohh God, Somebody tell me where I can find The booker, he told me to speak to the booker! I have to speak to the booker! Ohh god! Ohh god! This is bad! He said he wants in, he says find the booker, he says Jesus owes him money. I don’t even know what that means! Should I know? Ohh god this is bad!. “He walks around for a little bit then sees Jerome Dubious. “Jerome, Jerome! - It’s me! Dubious just looks at this grubby, weary looking tramp and walks away before he is forced into a conversation. “Jerome! You’ve got to help me! He’s been keeping me in a box!” As Dubious walks away the tramp falls to his knees and starts to sob, he’s going to hurt me. He gave me an order and I’ve failed, why are you so useless Dave? Why can’t you just find the booker! As he lifts his head he sees an office door with ‘6CW Admin’ Written on it, suddenly he lifts himself of the ground and dances ecstatically. Yes! Yes! I’ve done it, I’ve done it! Dave walks through the door. Mr Booker man, he says he wants in! Nigel Napalm says he wants in.

Vlad Marius is in

Teddy Grimstone is in for this.

Character Sheet:

Edward Plague has dropped out of the JJ Heavyweight Tournament and is now entering the Hardcore Tournament.

I'll put Robin Reborn in here for the time being

*Breaking News*.......Hobo appears to appear on Sky Sports News....Live in Studio....*Breaking News*

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Presenter: Welcome back to Sky Sports News. Todays Headlines.

Bale still not a Real Madrid Player...yet. The Spanish Giants make improved bid.
The Ashes 3rd Test kick off this morning at Old Trafford. We'll be going there shortly for a full report.

Presenter: But now I am delighted to be joined by a true wrestling legend. Forget Hogan, Forget the Rock, this guy revolutionised wrestling in the last 5 years and has gone on to become a true legend amongst real wrestling fans. Lets all welcome Hobo to the studio....

*A few claps can be heard, including at least one ironic slow clap*

Hobo: Thank you for the warm welcome.

Presenter: so after over a year of inactivity, why have you decided to come back to the ring?

Hobo: Good question. And a fairly simple one. Family.

Presenter: Family?

Hobo: Yes family. you see, the wrestlers who don the spandex each and every day are all part of one big family. And just like real families, certain siblings fall out from time to time. They have petty squabbles, say incredibly harsh things that 99% of the time are just bare faced lies. They twist situations to their own ends and sometimes split the family in two. Other times, there are family members you havent seen in years but miss. That crazy uncle stuck in the 80s, the one who watches and wants to make his own TV and of course the one from Ireland who is just plain weird.

Hobo: You also have the family members who you have heard about but have never crossed paths with. All are part of the family, and as the self appointed godfather of this family, it is up to me to bring it back together for a celebration. Like when families get together for a funeral. But in this case there are no dead bodies. So its more like a birth. But without small people. I suppose what I am trying to say is that its like a christening. A rebirth and celebration all at once.

Presenter: So how have you gone about things and how are they going?

Hobo: Well I got in touch with a few close friends and we brain stormed how and when. we then sent out the invitations far and wide, with RSVPs. And quite a few have got in contact, and quite a few have remained suspiciously quiet.

Presenter: looking at the registration of names to the event, it would appear that your invitation to wrestle in your tournament has been met with largely, how do I say it, indifference?

Hobo: that is true. At the moment, people are looking at the star name on the sheet and signing up for that. But what people forget is that the headline act is quite often not the star. Was Mark Hamill the star of Star Wars? No it was Harrison Ford.

Presenter: So you saying that JJ Johnson is Luke Skywalker and you are Hans Solo?

Hobo: sort of. I would say that there is an element of that and an element of shadowy skulduggery. People are pulling the strings behind the scenes to try and discredit my intentions of a family reunion.

presenter: Why would they do that?

Hobo: Plenty of reasons. Jealousy. Spite. Impotence. But most of all fear. Quite simply they are afraid that they can't hang with me. They are afraid of what might happen. if they try to take me on. They are afraid of actually losing their grip on the puppets strings. They fear the Hobo.

Hobo: and they are complete Ku...

Presenter: Hobo - we are Live and pre watershed!

Hobo: - mquats. If they had any melons, they would put their names down and meet me in the ring. But we all know that wont happen. Some families just dont want to reunite. Some families want to instead live in their own kingdom under a cloud. I want to break those clouds and let the people see that it is sunny outside.

Presenter: I will be honest. I have no idea what you are talking about! One too many chair shots I think!

Hobo: It doesnt really matter what you think, they will get it. And I will be waiting to hear from them, if they have the cajones.

hobo gets up from his chair and walks to the camera and goes close up (and slightly out of focus)

H: Dont fear the reaper, fear the Hobo.

I'll enter Solomon Riddick into this tournament.

As the only man ( to my knowledge) to have been set on fire and live I enter into this tournament.

myself

http://6wfuk.forumotion.co.uk/t156-uryu-ishida

hey, any updates since i'm guy number 8 in this tournament?

Any update on this? Still going ahead?