You Know Youre A Wrestling Fan When

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You say "what" or "really" repeatedly whilst someone is trying to talk to you!

I always want to smash you with a steel chair

Feeling is mutual, mines a 2x4 in barb wire tho

Stick to the topic Kay Fabe..
 

Kid Vicious wrote:Stick to the topic Kay Fabe..
 

At house parties where people throw their jacket on the bed in the spare room, I can not resist repeatedly elbow dropping Rick Flair style. This is when I start to feel I like wrestling too much.

You are outisde doing the gardening and the window cleaner turns up, it took all my self control not to shout "Climb the ladder, make your self famous!"
or the temptation to pull the ladder from under him

I Rock Bottom/Spear my kids (gently) play fighting. They love it. My 3 year old daughter shouts "Spear!" and then hugs me to the floor.

The two fights I remember having at school. In one I choked someone out in a sleeper hold, in the other I attempted a dropkick. The second fight was not as successful as the first.

Marky wrote:I Rock Bottom/Spear my kids (gently) play fighting. They love it. My 3 year old daughter shouts "Spear!" and then hugs me to the floor.

If you dont poke them in the eyes when your wife isn't looking you disappoint me man

Tea_is_for_mugs wrote:At house parties where people throw their jacket on the bed in the spare room, I can not resist repeatedly elbow dropping Rick Flair style. This is when I start to feel I like wrestling too much.

Theres a lot worse things that happen in spare rooms at house parties to be fair although ypurs is far more shameful at least you wont get the jail for it...

Not a particularly funny one, but I am near trawling my way through the near 40 hours of this years New Japan G1 Climax Tournament, having heard it being put over strongly, phenomenal show but I think I need a life.

I do occasionally give my girlfriend a few chops complete with Woo's and an obligatory strut.

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:

I do occasionally give my girlfriend a few chops complete with Woo's and an obligatory strut.

Kinky bugger

The one that always gets me is every time I see the F5 button on my keyboard.

You know the rest.

You use terms like 'gimmick' or 'kayfabe' when talking about other tv shows.

Mr H wrote:

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:

I do occasionally give my girlfriend a few chops complete with Woo's and an obligatory strut.

Kinky bugger

About as kinky as I'm allowed to get these days sadly

Still only 2 days until she next has a drink

Woooo!

In my final year at primary school 98/99, my friend tripped over and bashed his head on the playground.

Many went to get help from the teachers and first aiders but not me...I went for the cover and got the 3 count.

harryspiv wrote:In my final year at primary school 98/99, my friend tripped over and bashed his head on the playground.

Many went to get help from the teachers and first aiders but not me...I went for the cover and got the 3 count.

What an opportunistic barstardo

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The Wolf from gladiators says:

You have to resort to threatening to do a “Benoit” if you want to get the upper hand in a family argument

When i get a bit too drunk i end up delivering a Flair chop and whooping accordingly

Also I once delivered a chair shot to my brother, he sold it brilliantly... so brilliantly before you could say 'BY GAWWWD' i was already in the biggest trouble with my parents ever

Having a drink in the garden i sometimes do the Austin beer smash.

On a side note, my pal at school stunnered our maths teacher.

When I get drunk I exaggerate anything a mate happens to have in his hands to make it sound like a weapon...

"My GAAWD he has my Samsung S4!" "By GAAWWD he is walking away with it"
"Scenes!"

When you watch Wrestling.

When the first days leave you book in each year is the Monday after Wrestlemania

RanjitPatel wrote:When you watch Wrestling.

This one wins.

You constantly feel let down on Tuesday's.

You keep turning up at your place of work despite being fired several times.

you use the words "heel" and "face"

When whilst taking a drink of water out of my bottle, I spray it everywhere then dump the rest over my head. (Yes, I've done this before...)

RanjitPatel wrote:When you watch Wrestling.

      

I was in a bikers pub Saturday night and Cult Of Personality came on. I proceeded to sing along to all of it whilst in the toilets, not caring about the other people in there.

I was smashed on Saturday and kept on telling my friends to put there hands over there heart's and shout with a loud clear voice

WE THE PEOPLE 

That must have been embarrassing.

More embarrassing, when some freak bloke comes over and starts talking about wrestling and i can't get rid of him, and my mates walk off!