Vince McMahon to buy the Geordies!?

One of the greatest twitter rumours I have seen. Some of the tweets when searching vince mcmahon on twitter are very funny

Imagine Vince McMahon just shouting "you're fired" at Alan Pardew to then introduce Teddy Long as Newcastle's new manager

Hold up there Tiote and Remy, well tonight you're in tag team action against The Ameobi Brothers, playas!

The players would go through the stands like the shield do. They would hire Shearer as a special guest referee for important games, it would be superb

Khali can be used as a target man

Jeeez Teddy Long would love that gig...every week he'd get announce an 11 vs 11 and no-one would callhim predictable...perfect job

I would like to see Vince setting up the purchase of Sunderland afterwards,then during one of the Newcastle matches the big screen takes us to the Stadium of Light with Shane stood there.
'The contract does say McMahon...'

"During the commercial break users of the Newcastle App will have seen Ben Arfa score a great goal!"

"What a maneuver!"

Vintage late tackle there by Tiote.

Alan Pardew would have to join the "Kiss my Ass" Club to keep his job!

All jokes aside though, imagine if McMahon actually did purchase a Premier League club! He certainly has the money to. He wouldnt be able to be there every game though.

Would it be good though? look at the mess Fulham are in!

Honestly 95% of American's don't understand British/European sports. A DRAW IS A GOOD THING!

look at liverpool

Newcastle should just buy Charlie Austin solely so Mcmahon can say 'IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!'

imprettyfly wrote:Would it be good though? look at the mess Fulham are in!

Honestly 95% of American's don't understand British/European sports. A DRAW IS A GOOD THING!

 
Randy Lerner is a good example.
 
I would have hoped Ric Flair could give Newcastle a motivation speech.
 
Ending with a woooooooooooooooooooooo.

Tooooooooooooooooooo-n

JTG and Shad Gaspard reunite....
Cryme Tyne

I thank you.

The Iron Cheick Tiote

As a Newcastle fan I hope to god this happens! Our laughing stock of a club would be elevated to new levels. Having the WWE logo as our new sponsor would make us look like a bunch of WWE referees. Hey, we were once known as the Entertainers.

Come on Vince god dammit, I need to see the players running out onto the pitch to 'No chance, no chance in hell'.

It would just rule on so many levels.

Expect Big-E Rimana to get a push in the first team soon!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/wwe-owner-vince-mcmahon-reported-to-be-sniffing-around-newcastle-united-with-a-view-to-incredible-takeover-bid-9135535.html

If everything goes right, and we dont mess it up completely, Leicester will be in the Premier League next season. I will be hoping Newcastle put us over when we meet!!

Can see it now Newcastle r set to play Man Utd b4 the game Vince struts down the tunnel grabs a mic and announces this match is now a title match.
Newcastle r winning 1-0 but united r though on goal with a min to go to retain their title but whats this its Vince and hes waving at the ref he vlows the wistle early.
John Motson announces your winner and NEW premier league champions Newcastle united.
The players go to all the corner flags and raise the title 1 handed above their heads.
Newcastle go on to become an all time great heel team.

Sissoko B Ware?

JR can join Match Of The Day as a commentator for the Newcastle United games:

"How do you learn to dribble in the 18 yard box?!"
"By God that net must be broken in half"
"PENALTY!! PENALTY!! PENALTY!!"
"3 points are about to be picked up here"
"Sunderland are being beaten like a Government mule!"
"Newcaslte v Liverpool can only be described as a slobberknocker!"

"By Gawd David Moyes has just shaken hands with Satan himself, for the love of god someone tell me this isn't happening!!"

Its January transfer deadline day and Vince is set to pull off a major transfer.
Sky sports go live to The St James Pepsi Colar WWE App Arena and we r told by Jim White that the press and fans have been invited inside to witnessa moment that could change football for ever.
In the middle of the pitch sits a table and two chairs out struts vince
"Tonight I have pulled off the greatest signing in football history and you fet to see the contract signing live!!!! I give you the New Face of Newcastle! The Magician! Lionel Messi (later to just become Lionel)!!!
Out comes Lionel hes all smiles he sits down and after a pause signs the deal the crowd goes wild Vince offers his hand Lionel takes it but pulls vince in he shoves vince down tips up the table and tears up the contract and walks out. Vince lays on the pitch humiliated and ends up signing Djemba Djemba and Eboue to try and please the fans it does not.

Would be the greatest thing in the history of the Prem

All we need is Ted Turner to buy Sunderland

And then to have Alan Shearer and Kevin Keegan turn up one night in nWo tshirts (new Wear order)

Hero wrote:And then to have Alan Shearer and Kevin Keegan turn up one night in nTWo tshirts (new Tyne & Wear order)

  

Could have Mike Ashley as a John Laurinitis type GM   

Olly wrote:Would be the greatest thing in the history of the Prem

This.

Hero wrote:Sissoko B Ware?

Davide Santon Bomb?

Shame he's not buying QPR or Spurs, then Chris Benoit Assou-Ekotto would be perfect!

He'd likely just delete him off the team photo and pretend they'd never had him there

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:He'd likely just delete him off the team photo and pretend they'd never had him there

I'm surprised AVB didn't do that! Haha

ManUtdImy wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:He'd likely just delete him off the team photo and pretend they'd never had him there

I'm surprised AVB didn't do that! Haha

he tried!

kamikaze wrote:Can see it now Newcastle r set to play Man Utd b4 the game Vince struts down the tunnel grabs a mic and announces this match is now a title match.
Newcastle r winning 1-0 but united r though on goal with a min to go to retain  their title but whats this its Vince  and hes waving at the ref he vlows the wistle early.
John Motson announces your winner and NEW premier league champions Newcastle united.
The players go to all the corner flags and raise the title 1 handed above their heads.
Newcastle go on to become an all time great heel team.

Honestly, in a pretty brilliant thread, this is THE post. Bravo