N.E.D. Social Area

by Marky Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:03 pm

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the N.E.D. Social Area

Please use the links below to navigate around the league.

The Gregalicious League

Triple Z's Triple Distilled League

Big Jim White's Transfer Section

Announcements

The League is officially open!!

Tactics must be sent to the runner from the league you are not in. This is the same with votes. I.E Gregers league send to Zebs, Zebs league send to Gregers. If Viva asks who to send to every week he will be fined 250k.
Results will be calculated & announced each Tuesday. Please be aware runners maybe busy so this is not a guarantee.
If anyone moans then the runners withold the right to throw their toys at Afro.

Tactics due in every Thursday by 11:59pm.
Votes due in every Monday by 11:59pm.

by Trebs Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:05 am

Or open the Bundesliga end of season 1.
La Liga end of season 2
Premier League end of season 3?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:10 am

Trebs, your 51 lol.
Me & gregers are discussing it. Will be back with answers shortly.

by Trebs Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:13 am

That's my age Zebs Whistle

by GSC Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:21 am

I took her out,
it was a Friday night.

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:26 am

I walked her home
To get the feeling right

Reckon anyone else can carry that on?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:32 am

sodhat wrote:I wore cologne to get the feeling right

Corrected for you soddy

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39 am

We started making out
And she took off my pants

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:41 am

But then I turned on the TV

#Teamwork

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:47 am

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
sodhat wrote:I wore cologne to get the feeling right
Corrected for you soddy

I'm a Davidoff Cool Water man personally.

I also have Old Spice but that tends to wear off way too fast. Plus they don't give you a spray bottle, and I have to ponce about rubbing myself. If I have to rub myself I only want to rub certain areas.

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:48 am

And that's about the time she caught VD off me

by GSC Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50 am

Nobody likes it when it hurts to wee

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03 am

Its all about 212. Id expect a badman pimp like Viva to know that

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:06 am

You share aftershave?

I imagine you two a little bit like Burt and Ernie. Viva would be Burt.

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10 am

Your right Soddy.

Zebs isn't tall enough to be Burt anyway

by Gregers Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11 am

What the rules will be if the continual undermining continues:

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:13 am

Oh dear, I'm off the get the popcorn N.E.D. Social Area - Page 8 1347041234

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:14 am

Spoiler:

Viva and Zebs making their draft picks

by Bianconeri Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:18 am

Gregers wrote:
Official Announcement

Due to concerns raised by the amount of cash in the league the following will take effect immidiately

The MAXIMUM amount of cash that can be carried over from the drafts is capped at £20 million, any money above this will be placed in the bank and cannot be accessed until the end of season 1.

With this in mind budgets are now:
CF 20 million (35 in the bank)
GSC 20m (20.09 in the bank)
Nando 18.5
Marky 20m (23.7 in the bank)
Bianco 20m (16 in the bank)
Viva ? (can someone work this one out)
Gregers 8.5
Tranq 2.8m
Holymiky 20 (4.9 in the bank)
Zwag 0m
Hero 5m
Fan 20m (6 in the bank)

That can't be fair can it?

If we'd known there was a maximum, banked or not, I'd have gone higher on my drafts to get the players I wanted. I didn't on the basis that I would have plenty to go for other options, or to try and tempt someone into a domestic

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:18 am

Afro wrote:
Spoiler:

Viva and Zebs making their draft picks

Actually from what I see on Twitter they actually both look a bit like these guys.

I've definitely seen Viva in that sweater.

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:18 am

Why are you limiting my cash? I need to spend mine. Either in the TP market or domestically as part of building a side virtually from scratch!

Changing the rules to suit others is not cool. Especially because of suggestions from people not even in the league.

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:19 am

You can't see it, but underneath the counter, Bert is wearing brown cords

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:20 am

In fact, I picked a £50m side so I would have plenty of cash to spend to build my team, irrespective of the £5m TP limit.

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:20 am

I imagine they are both talking about smartphones.

And at the end of that, Viva is going to destroy that small duck.

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:21 am

Marky wrote:Why are you limiting my cash? I need to spend mine. Either in the TP market or domestically as part of building a side virtually from scratch!

Changing the rules to suit others is not cool. Especially because of suggestions from people not even in the league.

I didn't suggest limiting the cash. In fact that is probably the last thing I would have done. That really favours those who spent more on a team to start with

Personally, I would keep it as it is and review the TP limit in a couple of weeks time

by GSC Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:21 am

Not really fair on those capped tbh.

by Trebs Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:23 am

We could just start the whole thing again Whistle

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:25 am

sodhat wrote:I imagine they are both talking about smartphones.

And at the end of that, Viva is going to destroy that small duck.

Ernie - how do I turn my phone on?
Bert - you press that button
Ernie - great, got it......how do i make a call?
Bert - here, you do this
Ernie - fantastic........mmm, what about text messages?
Bert - press here and type your message, and then here to send
Ernie - for shizzle. Those iPhone fanboys can't match us phone techie experts

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:27 am

Afro wrote:
Marky wrote:Why are you limiting my cash? I need to spend mine. Either in the TP market or domestically as part of building a side virtually from scratch!

Changing the rules to suit others is not cool. Especially because of suggestions from people not even in the league.

I didn't suggest limiting the cash. In fact that is probably the last thing I would have done. That really favours those who spent more on a team to start with

Personally, I would keep it as it is and review the TP limit in a couple of weeks time

I know you didn't suggest that, but they changed the rules because you said it was an issue. And they've not been strong enough to stick to their guns.

If this "Official Announcement" remains then I'm out, the entire bidding process was based on your rules and then you change those rules after the bidding process, and for no real reason.

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:28 am

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:I imagine they are both talking about smartphones.

And at the end of that, Viva is going to destroy that small duck.

Ernie - how do I turn my phone on?
Bert - you press that button
Ernie - great, got it......how do i make a call?
Bert - here, you do this
Ernie - fantastic........mmm, what about text messages?
Bert - press here and type your message, and then here to send
Ernie - for shizzle. Those iPhone fanboys can't match us phone techie experts

Bert - NOW DOWNLOAD JERRY JOY STICK

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:28 am

By "your" rules I mean Zebs and Gregers, who up to now have done a great job.

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:29 am

Sorry, if I caused problems. I was genuinely trying to help. I have run enough leagues to see trouble coming and want this one to be a success

I'm staying out of it from now on and just going to let it happen, however it is

by Gregers Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:31 am

The reason it has been done is due to the moaning. Realistically I was happy with everything but am getting increasingly fed up of everyone sticking their oars in (especially those not taking part)

As said earlier at no point were these issues raised before the league went "live", whilst hindsight is a wonderful thing it does not help one iota

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:32 am

I have no issue with you or anyone else making suggestions, but its clear to me that Gregers and Zebs have panicked based on your suggestions, which is the issue I have.

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:33 am

Gregers wrote:The reason it has been done is due to the moaning. Realistically I was happy with everything but am getting increasingly fed up of everyone sticking their oars in (especially those not taking part)

As said earlier at no point were these issues raised before the league went "live", whilst hindsight is a wonderful thing it does not help one iota

The moaning of a MINORITY I must add.

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:34 am

So why change it? I and plenty others were quite happy with how it is/was.

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:34 am

Marky wrote:
Gregers wrote:The reason it has been done is due to the moaning. Realistically I was happy with everything but am getting increasingly fed up of everyone sticking their oars in (especially those not taking part)

As said earlier at no point were these issues raised before the league went "live", whilst hindsight is a wonderful thing it does not help one iota

The moaning of a MINORITY I must add.

If Afro was black that would look really racist.

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35 am

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:
Gregers wrote:The reason it has been done is due to the moaning. Realistically I was happy with everything but am getting increasingly fed up of everyone sticking their oars in (especially those not taking part)

As said earlier at no point were these issues raised before the league went "live", whilst hindsight is a wonderful thing it does not help one iota

The moaning of a MINORITY I must add.

If Afro was black that would look really racist.

You mean he isn't?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35 am

Afro wrote:Viva and Zebs making their draft picks

That was funny Afro.

Soddy wrote:Actually from what I see on Twitter they actually both look a bit like these guys.

Oi, I dont look like that at all.

Marky wrote:By "your" rules I mean Zebs and Gregers, who up to now have done a great job..

Marky, we are having too look at stuff & change because of people moaning. If nothing was said there wouldnt of been an issue & we would of continued as we planned.
Mr & Gregers agree to place a cap on as we felt its it was a better option than others we had.
Oh, this isnt targeted at you, im just explaining what we tried to do.

by Gregers Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:36 am

PM for Marky

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:36 am

Marky for PM

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:37 am

I'm going to try and download Jerry Joy Stick this weekend

by Gregers Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:37 am

Afro wrote:I'm going to try and download Jerry Joy Stick this weekend

Downloaded it this morning, its alright. Not amazing by any stretch of the imagination

by **Hero** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:37 am

Afro wrote:
sodhat wrote:I imagine they are both talking about smartphones.

And at the end of that, Viva is going to destroy that small duck.

Ernie - how do I turn my phone on?
Bert - you press that button
Ernie - great, got it......how do i make a call?
Bert - here, you do this
Ernie - fantastic........mmm, what about text messages?
Bert - press here and type your message, and then here to send
Ernie - for shizzle. Those iPhone fanboys can't match us phone techie experts

Just spat a little coffee out at that

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:39 am

Right I'm off for a bit.

I'll be back when I'm not going to get lynched.

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:42 am

Let me know if Jerry Joy Stick is any good and I might download it.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:42 am

Afro wrote:I'm going to try and download Jerry Joy Stick this weekend

Its Jonny Joy Ride!!! Out no on goole play, comming to iOS next week.

Gregers wrote:
Afro wrote:I'm going to try and download Jerry Joy Stick this weekend
Downloaded it this morning, its alright. Not amazing by any stretch of the imagination

Thanks Gregers, its pretty simple just like flappy bird. Did you leave a review? a good one please. Thanks

If everyone downloads Jonny Joy Ride & leaves a 5star rating + good comments Ill get Viva to grope you in the chinese.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:43 am

sodhat wrote:Let me know if Jerry Joy Stick is any good and I might download it.

Just go download it, its free & doesnt take long

by sodhat Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:59 am

I've searched but I can't find Jerry Joy Stick anywhere

Did they take it down?

by Marky Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:00 pm

Is Go Johnny Go Go Go Go available on Windows Phone?

by **Afro** Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:00 pm

I haven't looked.

Bert did say that Jerry Joy Stick is only on Android atm

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