[solved]Mafia- The return of Bullsack Holmes

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Rules

1. Keep talk about the game in this unless it is specially allowed by your role to talk via PM.
2. You should never edit/delete posts.
3. Do not post when dead.
4. When you want to place a vote make it in bold. Example: Vote: Bull. Non bold votes don't count for anything.
5. Game in split into day and night phases. During the day phase everyone votes as a collective to lynch (or not). Majority vote wins. Game switches to night mode following the lynch (or no lynch).
6. During night mode, mafia and special role players carry out their roles via pm to me.
7. Whenever someone has received majority vote (example 6 with 11, 5 with 9 etc.) that player will be immediately lynched even if the hammer vote is changed before the lynching.
8. Mafia must tell me which member commits the murder each night (if more than 1 mafia member)
9. THE DOCTOR, 100%, NEVER EVER EVER EVER CAN SAVE THEMSELVES.
10. Viva cannot make anyone swear on their mums life. It's annoying and pointless. He will be lynched instantly if he asks anyone to do so.

The Game

1. You win as a team. You still win if your side wins, while you're dead.
2. Player roles were determined via random.org.
3. If you have any questions about your role or how the game works, send me a PM.
4. I will not lie to you.
5. You can say anything except quote any of my PMs.

Roles (Will probably be updated):
Mafia: Standard Mafia member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill.
Mafia Roleblocker: Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player to kill, and can nominate 1 player and block their actions.

Town: Standard Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. No Night phase duties.
Doctor: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can opt to save a player from dying, *players killed during the same night phase only* - Cannot save themselves
Cop: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can investigate one player to get an innocent/guilty verdict
Watcher: Town member. Can vote to lynch during the day phase. During the night phase can nominate a player, and will be informed which players have carried out an action on that player, but not which action...

Maybe he means he used two hands? In which case, well played, sir.

Or maybe he's got a Swedish sure-grip suck machine.

I'm just hoping it isn't shared via webcam or something like that.

No one wants to see Azzy producing his dutch mustard

Remember when Dirty Den got caught dressed like a pirate on web cam, running his hand up his mast, so to speak?

I bet Azzy does that, but he's dressed like someone from Game of Thrones.

I'm sure he dresses as Adrian Chiles and gets Viva to pretend to be Christine Bleakley.... and the word 'boing' gets used a lot

I'd boing my baggy off of her to be fair.

I like Northern Irish accents on girls. They're dirty sounding, and harsh.

Who's around?

Im going for lunch in 10 and wont be back until 2 but im free after tht

I'm free after 3.

I'm free after work at 5.

I'm going home at 5

Might just be you then Trebs

Day - Vote: No lynch
Night - Investigate Trebs, Save Trebs, Kill Trebs
Day - Vote: Trebs

Well Azzy is about from 2:30, TSJ from 3, nando from 2 and Afro, GSC, and I are available all day.

So how about we say convene at 3pm for a game. Hopefully Viva can get involved, and we can have a couple of games.

I'll play at 3pm.

Then it's settled!

3pm game, including:

TSJ
sodhat
Viva
Afro
Azzy
GSC
Nando

At least. Maybe captain 6 fingers if he materialises, or cherries.

SEE YOU THEN YOU CUNITS

I'm good for 3.

Yh 3 is cool

Current list for 3pm:

TSJ
sodhat
Viva
Afro
Azzy
GSC
Nando
Cherries

Count me in bizatches.

We were

Count me "in bizatches" then

Bit rude to Viva

I'll run the first one.

I won't tart about either. PMs go out at 3pm. SHARP.

7 players, so:

3 townsfolk
1 doctor
1 rozzer
2 mafia

I will be using random.org so no complaints to me if you don't like your role. Random.org don't give a sh!t.

PMs sent. Read them.

Game starts at 3pm officially. Posts before then must relate only to BMWs.

sodhat wrote:
PMs go out at 3pm. SHARP.

Think all my clocks must be slow

That has nothing to do with BMWs and as such it's struck from the record.

Unless you take the 'L' out of 'clocks' in which case it is permitted.

None of my cocks are slow

How many do you have?

why is c0ck in the profanity filter, but cocks isn't.

Is it that more than one isn't offensive

I'm around for half an hour.

WHo's actually read their pms

GAME ON CHAPS

I don't think all PMs have been read yet, but those here can get on with it.

Right, I've just called into a meeting

Vote no lynch

Vote Azzy

Vote Afro

No Lynch makes no sense

Thanks Viva. Mafia tradition upheld. Even though I'm a townie again, don't let it stop you!

VOTE: No Lynch

I trust Afro knows what he's doing

No lynch - Afro, Azzy
Azzy - Viva

I'm here (well timed).

Vote - No Lynch

(Im a townie) No really i am

No lynch - Afro, Azzy, Nando
Azzy - Viva

Is Afro playing?

Vote: Afro

Vote No Lynch

No lynch makes no sense.

Its 7 players, no lynch + mafia kill its 6 players. 1 lynch and 1 mafia kill ends the game.

The voice of reason, GSC is lost in the hubbub of people voting no lynch. 4 of the town have agreed. There will be no lynches tonight as they make for their beds, Viva carrying a ultra large tub of vaseline into Azzy's summer shack.

Night time.

Vtz plz

Well in that case Afro must be mafia, because he knew we'd trust his logic. He always knows the logical route to victory.

Azzy stop making accusations without any solid concrete

My concrete is plenty solid, thank you.

The town awakens to find Viva dead, and the crime scene isn't pretty. Whoever did this clearly didn't use the vaseline he'd bought.

Sadly for the town, that was their policeman.