[solved]Mafia- The return of Bullsack Holmes

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Nando

Blocker can nominate a player and stop them doing anything at night.

Oh so if they block the Mafia then that means Mafia cant kill.

So Nando you are the witness of this crime are you correct?

Afro appears to not be appearing, so to put you out of your misery, I was the mafia.

It was an unfortunate mistake on my part to post too much about bopping Bull.

We have a lynching as the town rounds on Sodhat. They drag him through the town and strap him to the hanging tree by his Sicilian goolies.

Don Sidhat is dead and the town wins

We were only awaiting confirmation. Well played town

Have a great weekend everyone. Enjoy the last World Cup football for 4 more years!

  Your mistake was bumping off Cherries, Let's face it if you want a crime solved you go elsewhere and get him gone early no one suspects anything.   

The blocker is the mafia, so they'd be blocking themselves Bull

What was interesting is that every single role player targetted cherries

I didn't target Cherries I was looking at Phones xD

The watcher is a great role, although perhaps in a bigger game.

It also worked well this time as Nando just happened to choose the one person that both the mafia and the cop visited

Mafia 101: When watcher watch Cherries 1st  

Afro wrote:The watcher is a great role, although perhaps in a bigger game.

It also worked well this time as Nando just happened to choose the one person that both the mafia and the cop visited

Theres also the follower/Viva, who does the same thing, only sees who a person visits rather than who by. Which works much better in a bigger game.

What happens if the Watcher watches the Follower and the Follower follows the Watcher? #Mafception

The Follower sees the Watcher did something to him and the Watcher sees nothing?

My head hurts. Got it, cheers

Anyone about?

We're here, we're queer, and we want mafia

Same here.

Speak for yourself.

I'm not here and I don't want mafia.

Can't play. I've got too much that I am supposed to be doing this PM

Same here, but fluck it.

Well at least we can all agree we're queer.

Surprised TSJ hasn't appeared, he usually does. And where is the Bull sign?























  

Possibly

I'm ready to play.

 

Anyone?

I can probably run it

  Gunna kill y'all asses.

I'm hopping on and off

I am hopping on Olly's Mum.

TheSecondComing wrote:I am hopping on Olly's Mum.

You'll have to hop off soon enough, she'll need a douching before her 3:30.

I guess the next guy is already finished.

We'll play tomorrow. I've been saddled with the norovirus for days.

That'll teach you to be on Olly's mum without protection

Most of Norfolk must have gotten it as well.

Well as you now know caring is sharing Juan

#Herpes

"You remind me of my big toe, mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture that I own".

My friend once said to a girl "I'm a carpet fitter, why don't we pretend you're a carpet and I'll lay you in every room in my house?"

He got some too. I hate him.

And now so do I. Must have been a skank though? (This is the bit where you say he married her etc).

I'm in (Ollys mum)

The Special Juan wrote:And now so do I.  Must have been a skank though?  (This is the bit where you say he married her etc).

And that really it was about himself and his wife

Haha, no, she was a dirty mare but she was obsessed with giving head. Obsessed. He went out with her for 2 months and dumped her because she never wanted 'traditional' bedroom activity, only salami swallowing. I bet he regrets it now.

This guy sounds like an idiot.

Who gives that up?

A guy who wants to seal the deal. He was desperate for a shagpile carpet, all he was getting was a quick blow dry. That first night was the only time they ever did it 'normal' style.

Another great line he used on her was "I like your blue top." "It's pink." "I'm colourblind".

Who would want a colour blind carpet layer?

Favourite cricket quote:

"According to the ICC's Code of Conduct, players are not allowed to apply substances to the ball other than sweat and saliva."

#Jizz #StickyWicket

Are you saying you either sweat or salivate jizz? I'd skip the doctor and go straight to A&E.

Yeah my testicles and saliva glands have swapped positions.

The Special Juan wrote:Yeah my testicles and saliva glands have swapped positions.

How can you tell? Your mouth probably always tasted like balls before that happened.

 

What do balls taste like?   

With the amount of sweating I'm doing right now, mine probably taste like sea water mixed with sprouts