Euro Division Homepage LXXVII

Foist.

So far I've managed to blag my way through Roman Numerals

I'll definitely be buying fifa 15, not sure if i can cope a couple of months without fifa though... Although i was thinking of trading it in, and then the new one would effectively be a tenner.. Not bad getting £29 when i paid £39 too.

I always skip FIFA years, but even if I hadn't had FIFA 14, there's no way I'd be buying FIFA 15. There are no actual gameplay improvements. Emotional players and PL stadiums, that is literally it. Not worth the money.

Whereas NHL 15 comes out on 12 September and I am going to frap the hell out of it. The improvements from NHL 14 to NHL 15 are astounding. Both are EA companies btw.

Maurice is asexual, he is far too busy protecting the apes to think about his sexual orientation.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Maurice is asexual, he is far too busy protecting the apes to think about his sexual orientation.

I reckon he fancied the sketch book boy for sure

EA has fairly effectively cornered the market on most mainstream sports and the formula of having actual players and licenses works. Its a cashcow for EA so why deviate from the formula by trying something exciting. Improve graphics, add some feature you probably removed early=$$$. If they had actual competition it'd be a different story.

Same thing with Madden. The Madden games were pretty good when 2k sports provided a fully licensed alternative. Now EA has the exclusive license and they release a mostly identical game yearly.

Until a BT sport style competitor emerges and buys the license it won't change.

Trebs wrote:I'll definitely be buying fifa 15, not sure if i can cope a couple of months without fifa though... Although i was thinking of trading it in, and then the new one would effectively be a tenner.. Not bad getting £29 when i paid £39 too.

If you wait until fifa 15 is out or even a few weeks before you'll be getting pennies.

I've bought fifa every year since 2004.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Maurice is asexual, he is far too busy protecting the apes to think about his sexual orientation.

I reckon he fancied the sketch book boy for sure

Good thinking, I was looking at it as ape on ape relationship. I think you could be right he probably wanted to be bum him right there in the tent but the boys father was watching.

Fifa 14 was amazing but I feel Fifa 15 will be even better. In definitely getting it.

I might get PES, but not fussed about FIFA.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2718331/FIFA-15-EA-Sports-latest-hit-game-feature-goalline-technology-realistic-football-stars-EVERY-Premier-League-ground.html 

The grounds look awesome    Even made Welbeck better looking  

Hence the formula, make it look prettier and the masses buy in. Has the gameplay actually had any improvement.

I don't get why the grounds would be a real benefit. Once you kick off you sort of don't care how the stands look.

GSC wrote:I might get PES, but not fussed about FIFA.

I'm going back to PES I think. I always have Fifa 13 if I want it.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Maurice is asexual, he is far too busy protecting the apes to think about his sexual orientation.

I reckon he fancied the sketch book boy for sure

Good thinking, I was looking at it as ape on ape relationship. I think you could be right he probably wanted to be bum him right there in the tent but the boys father was watching.

That would probably have turned Maurice on. There was just something a bit odd about him.

The mum was a milf though. If I were Caesar alone in the house with her, I'd throw on some Barry White and make sexy ape dances at her.

Maurice used to be a a circus monkey before he became Cesars second in command. 

The mum and Cesar had something going on there were slight little hints, in one scene he takes her by the hand and guides her up the rocks. Malcolm the main guy didn't have a clue, Ceasar tricked him into going back to the town to get medical equipment so he could be alone with malcolm girlfriend and bone the crap out of her and the son wouldn't notice because he'd be far too busy looking at naked pictures of Maurice he took earlier in the forest.

He was probably sketching Maurice naked, like Kate Winslet in Titanic.

I respected Caesar as the leader. His monkey wife wasn't even that hot, he can do better.

Maurice must have said "draw me like one of your Chimpanzee girls"

I respect Cesar too, I'd even join him against the humans. Cesar is a good looking guy, he only married her because she was from a strong family who'd offer him support.

She pops out sons for him so I suppose she's got her worth. But her first son is a wimpy dork not befitting Caesar.

I was 100% on the apes side for most of the film.

No definitely not, he son had no loyalty to his own father. What type of son does that? I bet Cesar wishes his son best friend who Koba throws off the staircase was his son.

I have voted on 2 games so far for this week. I am doing it each time I manage to get ahead of myself with my work. Then I will post them tonight. Hopefully I don't get put on anyone's hit list after the results!

I'm on everyones hit list anyway

GSC wrote:I'm on everyones hit list anyway

I wish you was on Maurices hot (yes I meant hot)  list because you don't allow me to add my bonus. He'd sort you out good and proper.

With his big face and sad eyes

One more game to vote on.

Votes done, will try and post them this evening.

What's everyone up to?

Work atm

GSC can I add my bonus now please?

What bonus Viva? Yours were late..... 

Just release or sell somebody

He gets £500k doesn't he? And Olly gets nada.

Who's were late?

I though Cherries was a day and Ollys 2 days

Sorry I'm only joking around, What GSC said was right. Was just a joke.

lol'd

Viva, if you sign the player I'm waiting for the bonus to sign I'll kill you.

I almost started a riot lol.

What position are you going for Mighty?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What position are you going for Mighty?

Doggy or reverse cowgirl

Just dropping this in here to head off a semi inevitable argument.

Cash bonuses:
You receive 1m for submitting tactics, and 1.5m for doing votes. These can be added when the runner confirms.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What position are you going for Mighty?

Doggy or reverse cowgirl

Imagine getting doggy styled by Maurice haha. 

You've ruined his character for me, I used to see him as a noble, brave, loyal commander but now when I think of him I'll imagine him being a gay monkey who likes to have sex with human males.

GSC wrote:Just dropping this in here to head off a semi inevitable argument.

Cash bonuses:
You receive 1m for submitting tactics, and 1.5m for doing votes. These can be added when the runner confirms.

No arguments from me sir, Miky has done the results I thought we'd be able to add them.

Yep, just averting a potential argument before it starts

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What position are you going for Mighty?

Doggy or reverse cowgirl

Imagine getting doggy styled by Maurice haha. 

You've ruined his character for me, I used to see him as a noble, brave, loyal commander but now when I think of him I'll imagine him being a gay monkey who likes to have sex with human males.

Maurice would punish you, he's a big old unit and I bet he's packing some mega orange wang.

I'm not saying anything. A few managers on here know what i want.

Is it a mega orange wang?

sodhat wrote:Is it a mega orange wang?

aka this 

sodhat wrote:Is it a mega orange wang?

BMW