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Sideboob has been added to the dictionary!!

Between 2 weeks and a month.

Who commented on the petition with the name Viva jack wilshere?

Wasn't that your nickname back in the day Viva?

How am I Dorian Grey?

GSC wrote:Wasn't that your nickname back in the day Viva?

It was forced upon me by Hero. I don't rate Jack Wilshere, never have never will injury
  prone cigarette smoker. He'll be lucky if he's half as good as  Jermaine Jenas.

Sideboob in the dictionary, Paul Scholes signs my petition. It's a great day.

Trebs wrote:How am I Dorian Grey?

You have the attic room, and you're a 60 year old man in a 20 year old's body.

TheSecondComing wrote:Sideboob in the dictionary, Paul Scholes signs my petition. It's a great day.

Give us a link and I'll sign it to

https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/talksport-sack-alan-brazil-for-his-comments-relating-to-the-tragic-death-of-robin-williams

I asked Hero if I was allowed to post it, but as he's signed it and not said no, I've posted it in a couple of places on here. If he says I can, I'll do a forum-wide post.

Cheers Olly   

          

Must be sunny in Bournemouth.

Funny story, Robert Mugabe once tried to shoot a friend of mine.

howd your result go cherries

Got into Uni   

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

What uni (not one near me)

cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni   

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

The only university you need is the University of Life. But seriously, which one? Please say Greenwich.

TheSecondComing wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni   

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

The only university you need is the University of Life. But seriously, which one? Please say Greenwich.

He should go to the university of Azzy. That'll learn him.

I've needed to do a poo since 9:01am and I don't think I'll last much longer, I can't Poopie at work or most places that are not home. So I'm getting my friend to pick me up at lunch time.

It's better to go at work, or other places. Saves five minutes off the day when you're bored rather than going home. Also the toilet roll bill.

Koba Błaszczykowski wrote:I've needed to do a poo since 9:01am and I don't think I'll last much longer, I can't Poopie at work or most places that are not home. So I'm getting my friend to pick me up at lunch time.

    

Why can't you poo at work? You'd rather be uncomfortable than take a poo?

I make a point of pooing at work. It's my human right.

I have a great stall at work. No-one comes in to those loos at all, I can spend a good 20mins having a tom and watching youtube clips.

Trebs wrote:It's better to go at work, or other places. Saves five minutes off the day when you're bored rather than going home. Also the toilet roll bill.

I find it difficult to Poopie at work or public toilets, I don't like the fact that Joe Bloggs with some nasty disease could have been using the same toilet as me 5 minutes ago. I've been holding it in for almost 3 hours.

sodhat wrote:

Koba Błaszczykowski wrote:I've needed to do a poo since 9:01am and I don't think I'll last much longer, I can't Poopie at work or most places that are not home. So I'm getting my friend to pick me up at lunch time.

    

Why can't you poo at work? You'd rather be uncomfortable than take a poo?

I make a point of pooing at work. It's my human right.

I don't know I've been like that since little, once in year 5 I held it in all day and I ran home as fast as I could and Poopie myself as I got to the front door. Yep I'd rather be uncomfortable and be able to poo in peace later.

TheSecondComing wrote:I have a great stall at work. No-one comes in to those loos at all, I can spend a good 20mins having a tom and watching youtube clips.

Is that the toilet that has a ghost in it?

I've pooed loads of places. I used to be a wussy girl pants about it too but now the liberty I feel is sensational.

Chichester

I've seen the toilets at United get cleaned, and then I go in the do not enter ones

Really reaching out there then Cherries. I bet you'll stay living at home, right? xx

Yh at home

Can I point out that Bebe scored on his debut the other day to win Benfica to Portugese Community Shield.

Don't stay at home.

Its much better in halls.

Trebs wrote:Can I point out that Bebe scored on his debut the other day to win Benfica to Portugese Community Shield.

LOUIS SIGN HIM UP
LOUIS LOUIS SIGN HIM UP

Clive "The Ghost" Woodward doing work again I see

I remember my first night. I walked into a club with about 800 people already in there, and made friends for life within an hour. Amazing. And I got very, very, drunk.

I just get the feeling there's a good player in there somewhere. I think he'll have a good season in Portugal.

You can't get the full student experience living at home. Its also part about growing up and taking care of yourself (poorly)

Is it time to admit Woodward is just a bit pants at doing transfers?

Eve of the new season, and United still need defenders and midfielders.

Fellaini is blatantly going to end up as an emergency CB.

I agree that you should move away from home for uni, meet new people, get drunk and the rest of it. It's all the student life and I'm also Frak grateful for being rid of my parents.

Out of interest, has anyone signed Zuculini yet?

Sounds like a mushroom.

cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni   

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

Well done Cherries.

Whilst I agree that going away from home for Uni is great and helps you become more independant, I can understand why people don't. The cost of going to Uni must be crippling these days. I spent enough of my early pay packets paying back student loans and I didn't have to pay any tuition fees

sodhat wrote:Sounds like a mushroom.

Well he looks like a Fungi

 

What are you studying cherries?

Afro wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:Got into Uni   

Combined with 2 AFCB wins been a great week

Well done Cherries.

Whilst I agree that going away from home for Uni is great and helps you become more independant, I can understand why people don't. The cost of going to Uni must be crippling these days. I spent enough of my early pay packets paying back student loans and I didn't have to pay any tuition fees

I'm not going essentially for reasons along these lines. And the fact you know I don't wanna study no more

sodhat wrote: 

It would have criminal for someone not to have done that joke.

Question of the day: what's you favourite old school joke?

Anyone done that Paddy Power offer where if you stick 20 quid on someone to be PL top scorer you get a £2 bet everytime they score.

I got RVP

Afro wrote:

Question of the day: what's you favourite old school joke?

When Frank the Tank sings about his boy Blue.

GSC wrote:Anyone done that Paddy Power offer where if you stick 20 quid on someone to be PL top scorer you get a £2 bet everytime they score.

I got RVP

Gonna do it with Aguero I think.

Considered Aguero but somehow hes even more injury prone than RVP.