The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

Galted I love you too. More than Jeff does.

I hope that that's true Julius, as I suspect that Jeff had gritted his teeth when he typed his post. I see that you've changed your location from the Galtova-related one. This is hugely reassuring for me as I'd be mortified if I were to walk in on you and her in the act and not have a suitable latin exclamation ready.

I've moved on. Galtova had limited appeal to be honest.

You bloody rotten cad, Julius! Why you frightful bounder!

Life's a shed.

Good moaning all.

Shiplap on here today

Morning all

Fird

Wonder what gripping topic will be getting us over the thread split?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all

Fird

Wonder what gripping topic will be getting us over the thread split?

It would be nice if Jeff had a london visit planned. That always seems to garner some amusing material.

Funny you should say that Sean. I will be visiting London twice this month. Have got to do my training hours, and don't want to be doing them all in the last week of the reporting year as tends to be the norm.

You have to be trained to visit London?

Jules wrote:You have to be trained to visit London?

Yep, it assists in protecting us against the northern English version of 'Paris Syndrome'

No point Jules, nothing really prepares you for it.

I have to go this weekend. Proper wooftie area as well.

seanmichaels wrote:I have to go this weekend. Proper wooftie area as well.

Galted's house?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have to go this weekend. Proper wooftie area as well.

Galted's house?

Ok, the second most wooftie part. Soho. It'll be full of vegans and EMO's.

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have to go this weekend. Proper wooftie area as well.

Galted's house?

Ok, the second most wooftie part. Soho. It'll be full of vegans and EMO's.

Why on earth would you be frequenting such an area?

Don't go Sean, the vegans might try and force feed you mung beans and the gays will almost certainly try and bum you. If my gay friends are anything to go by they simply cannot resist drunken homophobes.

Jeff wrote:Don't go Sean, the vegans might try and force feed you mung beans and the gays will almost certainly try and bum you. If my gay friends are anything to go by they simply cannot resist drunken homophobe

Beans and a bum with Emo poetry, sounds like a good time sean....

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have to go this weekend. Proper wooftie area as well.

Galted's house?

Ok, the second most wooftie part. Soho. It'll be full of vegans and EMO's.

Why on earth would you be frequenting such an area?

Missus and her friend's birthday. They're already mmmmm'ing over the food menu on facebook.

Check out this b0llocks

Slow Baked North Atlantic Cod

Rosemary & Coco Bean Purée
Confit Tomatoes & Bean Fricassée
Chlorophyll & Parsley Jus

sean wrote:Slow Baked North Atlantic Cod

Rosemary & Coco Bean Purée
Confit Tomatoes & Bean Fricassée
Chlorophyll & Parsley Jus

Cod in Parsley sauce and baked beans?

Rowley wrote:Don't go Sean, the vegans might try and force feed you mung beans and the gays will almost certainly try and bum you. If my gay friends are anything to go by they simply cannot resist drunken homophobes.

When me and Mrs Windows introduced our gay friends to my dad it was hilarious.

He turned to one of them and said, “Tino’s older brother had a gay friend at university. Do you know him?”. He was deadly serious as well, he wasn’t joking.

Ask for chloroform with your parsley instead of chlorofyll...... if they have it.

Also mention that you'd prefer to have your cod cooked quickly if possible.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
He turned to one of them and said, “Tino’s older brother had a gay friend at university.  Do you know him?”.  He was deadly serious as well, he wasn’t joking.

Poofs instead of gays.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
He turned to one of them and said, “Tino’s older brother had a gay friend at university.  Do you know him?”.  He was deadly serious as well, he wasn’t joking.

Poofs instead of gays.....

Darkies instead of coloureds.

Anyone seen McKenzie Crooks new show?

seanmichaels wrote:

Anyone seen McKenzie Crooks new show?

Is it called Detectorators, or something like that? It was filmed just up the road from me.

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Anyone seen McKenzie Crooks new show?

Is it called Detectorators, or something like that? It was filmed just up the road from me.

Detectorists.

I can imagine you out with your metal detector at the weekends.

I can imagine you with your Hampton out at the weekends.

Union Cane wrote:I can imagine you with your Hampton out at the weekends.

I hope you only think about it at weekends. I'd be a bit creeped out if those thoughts entered the working week.....

Entered, lol.

We're making hard work of getting to the thread split today. Moribund on here today. Watched University Challenge Sean, you're right, was a proper tough one last night. Think I only got about four or five in total.

Rowley wrote:We're making hard work of getting to the thread split today. Moribund on here today. Watched University Challenge Sean, you're right, was a proper tough one last night. Think I only got about four or five in total.

Stupidly hard last night. I sort of knew a couple once the answers had come in, but like I said, Ginseng was the only one I got before the geeks. That program after was alright. Being an egghead I'd expect you to enjoy it.

Both programs knackered me out though so i spent the rest of the evening you tubing fatal crashes.

Pubes

is the website being a bit spaz for everyone today?

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An arthropod is an invertebrate animal having an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. Arthropods form the phylum Arthropoda, and include the insects, arachnids, and crustaceans.

An arthropod is an invertebrate animal having an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. Arthropods form the phylum Arthropoda, and include the insects, arachnids, and crustaceans.

Yes, I typed out a lovely response to you Sean, about how I watched UC at half seven this morning and that was intellectually too taxing. It was far better and well written than this one.

An arthropod is an invertebrate animal having an exoskeleton, a segmented body, and jointed appendages. Arthropods form the phylum Arthropoda, and include the insects, arachnids, and crustaceans.

seanmichaels wrote:Both programs knackered me out though so i spent the rest of the evening you tubing fatal crashes.

I do that when I'm bored, car crashes and street fight knockouts.

I sort of half watched Only Connect last night, got a lot of the missing vowels right, find them quite easy to be honest.

WHTV RHP PNDT THLKL YLDS?

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