The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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What, now?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Interesting.  I'll have a look tonight.  Mrs Windows has the girls over so I will disappear somewhere and watch it.  I might watch that 'Slammin Sam' documentary you talked about a while ago.

Pervert

If I thought they were coming over for a muff diving party, I would a) be very happy and b) watch it.

Alas, I think they will talking about how sh*t their husbands are and should Friends reunite for another series.

Now you're talking Tino! Not another series - that would be pushing it a bit - but a one-off special, or possibly 2 or 3.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I resign.

If you go I'll quite possibly go with you in a heroic and selfless gesture of support. Honestly, I don't spend time on a sports forum to talk sports.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I resign.

If you go I'll quite possibly go with you in a heroic and selfless gesture of support. Honestly, I don't spend time on a sports forum to talk sports.

Thank you for your s'port.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Interesting.  I'll have a look tonight.  Mrs Windows has the girls over so I will disappear somewhere and watch it.  I might watch that 'Slammin Sam' documentary you talked about a while ago.

Pervert

If I thought they were coming over for a muff diving party, I would a) be very happy and b) watch it.

Alas, I think they will talking about how sh*t their husbands are and should Friends reunite for another series.

Now you're talking Tino! Not another series - that would be pushing it a bit - but a one-off special, or possibly 2 or 3.

Yay!

Do you want to come over? I'm sure Mrs Windows wouldn't mind.

If you got bored you could come and watch rugby documentaries with me.

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I resign.

If you go I'll quite possibly go with you in a heroic and selfless gesture of support. Honestly, I don't spend time on a sports forum to talk sports.

Would you leave in solidarity if I threatened to quit?

If golf isn't allowed then surely rugby shouldn't be allowed either.

Windows - If I thought they were coming over for a muff diving party, I would a) be very happy and b) watch it.

Yeah you're probably right. Missus is going to Marrakech with her single female friend this weekend. Convinced there's summat going on there. I don't class it as cheating though.

Anyone seen Interstellar? Good film.

Still not sure why golf isn't allowed. upper Middle class (Tina), elitist (Geoff). Has a pubhouse (Sean)... You should all be delighted...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I resign.

If you go I'll quite possibly go with you in a heroic and selfless gesture of support. Honestly, I don't spend time on a sports forum to talk sports.

Would you leave in solidarity if I threatened to quit?

If half heartedly offer to leave, just as I did for Jules. I can't actually commit to definitely leaving. I don't want to actually force myself back to the boxing boards. I don't care enough about Mayweather to run the risk of finding myself in that position.

Union Cane wrote:If golf isn't allowed then surely rugby shouldn't be allowed either.

Problem is, there are no hard and fast rules Union. What we need is a constitution. I'd offer to do one but I'm well known for my frail constitution.

I quite like Golf but it is destroying club cricket.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:If golf isn't allowed then surely rugby shouldn't be allowed either.

Problem is, there are no hard and fast rules Union. What we need is a constitution. I'd offer to do one but I'm well known for my frail constitution.

We should just carry on as an anarchic elitist shambles then, it has got us this far after all.

Union Cane wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:If golf isn't allowed then surely rugby shouldn't be allowed either.

Problem is, there are no hard and fast rules Union. What we need is a constitution. I'd offer to do one but I'm well known for my frail constitution.

We should just carry on as an anarchic elitist shambles then, it has got us this far after all.

Good point. What's your handicap these days?

We could talk about birds (the ones with growlers)?

Quite right Sean. I'm not playing Club this year, as I've stuck to my word and played a few rounds on the weekend. Got a charity tournament this weekend. Hopefully I'll break 75, and walk home with a trophy.

We perhaps just need to ban all sports talk. I am still edit and do mod stuff on here, so I am happy to enforce this. I am more a stick than carrot kind of guy so will rule with a rod of iron.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:If golf isn't allowed then surely rugby shouldn't be allowed either.

Problem is, there are no hard and fast rules Union. What we need is a constitution. I'd offer to do one but I'm well known for my frail constitution.

We should just carry on as an anarchic elitist shambles then, it has got us this far after all.

Good point. What's your handicap these days?

Around 27, after a couple of 18s in the mid 90s. Planned to get under 90 this year but running out of weekends. Winter golf, preferred lies, etc.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I resign.

If you go I'll quite possibly go with you in a heroic and selfless gesture of support. Honestly, I don't spend time on a sports forum to talk sports.

Would you leave in solidarity if I threatened to quit?

If half heartedly offer to leave, just as I did for Jules. I can't actually commit to definitely leaving. I don't want to actually force myself back to the boxing boards. I don't care enough about Mayweather to run the risk of finding myself in that position.

That's enough for me, Jeff.

Did you see The Newsroom is back for the final SEASON tomorrow night?

kingraf wrote:Fancy lending us a 13, LD? even your kids will probably do a better job than Serfontein.

Not sure we have too many to spare, raf. With our fragile injury record we may still need them as emergencies.

I did Tina, the lovely Sloane back on our screens, that is a good thing.

Rowley wrote:I did Tina, the lovely Sloane back on our screens, that is a good thing.

When you get a minute to yourself, Jeff, have a look on t'internet.

There are some very naughty pictures of Olivia Munn floating around cyberspace. Very naughty indeed.

TSMR is at yoga tonight Tina, suspect that is my evening sorted. Cheers

Rowley wrote:TSMR is at yoga tonight Tina, suspect that is my evening sorted. Cheers

You're welcome.

I say it's my evening sorted, in reality it is about five minutes of my evening sorted. (and before anyone says it, yes I do include locating said pictures in that time period)

Does TSMR where lycra to yoga?

ooooh baby

Spoiler:

seanmichaels wrote:Does TSMR where lycra to yoga?

*Wear*

seanmichaels wrote:ooooh baby

Spoiler:

That ain't TSMR.

Don't mind if i do....

Spoiler:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:ooooh baby

Spoiler:

That ain't TSMR.

I was struggling to find a buxom woman with pigtails and lederhosen.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:ooooh baby

Spoiler:

That ain't TSMR.

I was struggling to find a buxom woman with pigtails and lederhosen.

It would be Jeff wearing the lederhosen.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:ooooh baby

Spoiler:

That ain't TSMR.

I was struggling to find a buxom woman with pigtails and lederhosen.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buxom+woman+with+pigtails+and+lederhosen&l=1

?

Spoiler:

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:ooooh baby

Spoiler:

That ain't TSMR.

I was struggling to find a buxom woman with pigtails and lederhosen.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buxom+woman+with+pigtails+and+lederhosen&l=1

Doing yoga cane. Doing yoga.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buxom+woman+with+pigtails+and+lederhosen+doing+yoga&l=1

Union Cane wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buxom+woman+with+pigtails+and+lederhosen+doing+yoga&l=1

Following that advice I was suggested a site named erotic sexy yoga. No mention of lederhosen I'm afraid.

I think lederhosen is what men wear. Why would you want that?

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Union Cane wrote:I think lederhosen is what men wear. Why would you want that?

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Hit me baby one more time...

Spoiler:

That beer jug isn't real.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That beer jug isn't real.

German beer is usually less yellow than that as well.

Does everybody just run out of steam in the afternoon nowadays?

I can understand why Jules slows down but there isn't much excuse for the rest of us.

It is my inherent elitism that kicks in Tina. It takes me a while to realise you are not really people I should be associating myself with and to put the necessary distance between us.

Home made ham salad sandwich today with a bag of Seabrook Canadian Ham crisps, not started it yet, burt looks a belter.

Rowley wrote:burt looks a belter.

He really does.

The sandwich was indeed a belter Tina, Burt was at best underwhelming.

Rowley wrote:The sandwich was indeed a belter Tina, Burt was at best underwhelming.

Seeing as it's just you and I, the Olivia Munn pictures are definitely her.

None of the ridiculous superimposed fakes that one sometimes finds on t'web.

These are the real deal. You'll never look at Sloane the same way again.

I'm RFP scoring so intermittent at best for me...

I can say that the new choc chip Hob Nobs are pretty darn tasty.

rick_dagless wrote:I'm RFP scoring so intermittent at best for me...

RFP?

WTF. FFS.

L*L.

Will you be watching your mate WK at the weekend Tino?

RFP scoring a VAR