The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 10:50 am

First topic message reminder :

What, now?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:06 pm

She's from Newcastle. People from there are known as Geordies. They are a cross between Jocks and Northerners. Just above people from Lancashire at the foot of the class table.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:18 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Cheryl Fernadez-Virisi actually.

I'd smash its backdoors in but I may have to gaffa tape it first.

Yeah, you're not gay.

by Guest Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:19 pm

Cheryl is the kind of girl considered not slaggy enough to warrant a part on Geordie Shore. Had the producers gone for talentless, loudmouthed and RACIST she'd have been fine but Geordie Shore's loss is pretty our our loss as well and she's still on tv, "not understanding" a lot of things on X Factor but still feeling the need to f*cking well blather on about it for ages.

Am waiting for her to crack one week and say to Simon COwell, "Listen, I may have sucked your c*ck to get back on the show (conjouring up images of her and Tulisa in a gobble-off.... wasn't he the Soviet leader?...I digress) but I'm not listening to you talking to my chicken fillets t!ts again and that weird over/under filled face of yours"

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:28 pm

Example of Wor Chex's Class:

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:29 pm

My gran used to have wallpaper like that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:29 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Cheryl Fernadez-Virisi actually.

I'd smash its backdoors in but I may have to gaffa tape it first.

Yeah, you're not gay.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:30 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Example of Wor Chex's Class:

Gives you something to aim at.

by Guest Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:34 pm

As a piece of artwork, the detailing is excellent and in that respect it's a mighty fine tattoo. Sadly the fact I'll never get to see it up close and personal means I hate it with a passion as it's a reminder of the fact that I'd fail to pull even a dodgy bird like Cheryl these days

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:39 pm

super wrote:My gran used to have wallpaper like that.

She did indeed super... (fnarr)

by Guest Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:42 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
super wrote:My gran used to have wallpaper like that.

She did indeed super... (fnarr)

Your granddad said your gran used to have an ar$e like that...

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:46 pm

I was looking for nipples in the first few seconds.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 12:46 pm

DAVE wrote:Your granddad said your gran used to have an ar$e like that...

All the attendees at the daily viewings of the painted lady at the local circus said that your gran had a whole naked body like that.

by kingraf Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:02 pm

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by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:15 pm

kingraf wrote:Image won't open

It's a picture of Rick's hairy arse with a pink thong on.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Cheryl Fernadez-Virisi actually.

I'd smash its backdoors in but I may have to gaffa tape it first.

Yeah, you're not gay.

Phuck off windows.

I like Chezza's tat, I'd like to use her arris as a pillow.

by kingraf Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:37 pm

I'd tap Cheryl too... she just sounds like a masticating donkey.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:45 pm

kingraf wrote:I'd tap Cheryl too... she just sounds like a masticating donkey.

Masticating.

L*L.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:I'd tap Cheryl too... she just sounds like a masticating donkey.

Masticating.

L*L.

She can masticate my hampton any day of the week.

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:56 pm

How does a donkey masticate if it doesn't have opposable thumbs? I'm not saying it can't be done, but it would take some bloody effort.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 19 Nov 2014, 1:57 pm

superflyweight wrote:How does a donkey masticate if it doesn't have opposable thumbs? I'm not saying it can't be done, but it would take some bloody effort.

Didn't that lass that Beckham slipped a length to masticate a pig on a reality show?

Perhaps she can advise?

by Adam D Wed 19 Nov 2014, 2:07 pm

Thats not what masticate means.

Masticate is like sellotape.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 2:08 pm

Just reading about Jihadi John. Even with a mask on he doesn't look like a John.

by Guest Wed 19 Nov 2014, 3:03 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:Your granddad said your gran used to have an ar$e like that...

All the attendees at the daily viewings of the painted lady at the local circus said that your gran had a whole naked body like that.

No they didn't...they all agreed that she had a lovely beard but that having three arms tended to overshadow it somewhat.

if you're going to be rude, get your facts right

(inserts harrumphing smiley)

by **superflyweight** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 3:32 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:Your granddad said your gran used to have an ar$e like that...

All the attendees at the daily viewings of the painted lady at the local circus said that your gran had a whole naked body like that.
No they didn't...they all agreed that she had a lovely beard but that having three arms tended to overshadow it somewhat.

if you're going to be rude, get your facts right

(inserts harrumphing smiley)

Sounds like what the prefects used to do to sean.

by **Union Cane** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 3:50 pm

superflyweight wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

(inserts harrumphing smiley)

Sounds like what the prefects used to do to sean.

This made me do a snorty laugh thing, but I think I managed to cover it with a pretend cough.

As you were...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 3:56 pm

Well known statistical fact that Jocks are more likely to be surfing the brown wave than their English counterparts. Think it comes from all the skirt wearing and trying to keep warm whilst growing turnips.

by Guest Wed 19 Nov 2014, 4:01 pm

Is it not also due to the fact that the nether regions of the "women" in Scotland are affectionately referred to as the "auld reekie"?

by Rowley Wed 19 Nov 2014, 4:10 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Well known statistical fact that Jocks are more likely to be surfing the brown wave than their English counterparts. Think it comes from all the skirt wearing and trying to keep warm whilst growing turnips.

Am sure once the economy picks up and more parents can afford private education for their children we will be able to close the gap.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 19 Nov 2014, 4:22 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Well known statistical fact that Jocks are more likely to be surfing the brown wave than their English counterparts. Think it comes from all the skirt wearing and trying to keep warm whilst growing turnips.

Am sure once the economy picks up and more parents can afford private education for their children we will be able to close the gap.

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:31 am

Watched X-factor UK again last night. Cheryl Cole is the bees knees. I can't understand a word she says, but she's hot! Anyone else watching? I don't understand the format.

Fist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 6:56 am

Morning Raf, I would quite happilty back scuttle everyones favourite geordie chavvy racist, on the proviso I could slap her in the chops afterwards...

The format of X-factor is basically a karaoke competition whereby the person with the saddest story wins...

As the old joke goes

"My mate was on X-factor and we all wanted to show support and give them the best possible chance of winning...So we stabbed their mum"

Sicond

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:09 am

Morning Ricko. The quality of the singing is questionable. But Cheryl is there so it's okay.

Went to the family home last night to get my road bike for the Nelson Mandela sport and culture day this weekend, as Chris Froome is gonna be there and I'm nothing if not a bandwagon jumper. The damn German Shepherd was so excited to see me it jumped me and tore my Luminous Purple-ish Adidas jacket. Cost me nearly R800 (about £55 at the time I bought it). Beginning to think that dog hates me, as it chipped my tooth last year when it headbutted me

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:26 am

Sounds similar to the hate/hate relationship Galted has with his cat, either that or it is just a fashion conscious hound...

by Rowley Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:29 am

Morning Raf, Rick and others when they arrive.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:31 am

Morning Jeff, you in the North today?

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:33 am

The colour combination only sounds bad because you haven't seen it. It is/was a fresh jacket. My second favourite one after my Yellow one. Adidas ftw

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:34 am

Morning Geoff

by Rowley Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:35 am

All day Rick, still buoyed by the news last night that the mighty Ride have reformed. Enjoy this mood whilst it lasts because if I don't get tickets tomorrow I will reach levels of miserableness unimagined even by my low standards.

How are you this fine day?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:36 am

Not bad, in a similar fashion, just seen that both Black Stone Cherry and Muse are at Download this year so I am pretty darn chuffed

by **Union Cane** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 7:51 am

Morning elitist music snobs.

Chilly start in the east.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:16 am

Good morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:18 am

Morning Union, couldn't remember if you were in the correct caste to be talking to you, but if Tino is then it must be fine...

Morning Tino

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:20 am

Union Cane wrote:Morning elitist music snobs.

Chilly start in the east.

Plenty of heat here. Even hotter in the next few days. Unbelievable.

Good morning to you all this very, very balmy evening.

I saw the most massive wasp yesterday... looking to make a new home near the clay "cliff face" out at the back.

I threw this massive clay boulder at it but missed. Then it suddenly reappeared looking rather angry.
Last I saw of it - it was travelling westwards at a great rate of knots.
It moved like a stuttering holograph... so big, so orange, so fierce-looking. Striped black body hoops and "socks". It's feelers were very large too.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:25 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:

I saw the most massive wasp yesterday... looking to make a new home near the clay "cliff face" out at the back.

I threw this massive clay boulder at it but missed. Then it suddenly reappeared looking rather angry.
Last I saw of it - it was travelling westwards at a great rate of knots.
It moved like a stuttering holograph... so big, so orange, so fierce-looking. Striped black body hoops and "socks". It's feelers were very large too.

Do some research, LD. I ~~need~~ really want to know what kind it was.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:26 am

The wasp's colours sort of reminded me of the 1977 Dutch football team's Umbro kit. Saturated orange and black.

Not as nice as a material and colour as Faffa's purple tracksuit obviously.

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:29 am

Handicap is up by half recently. Rather distressing really. Seriously considering actually practising before I play some rounds.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:

I saw the most massive wasp yesterday... looking to make a new home near the clay "cliff face" out at the back.

I threw this massive clay boulder at it but missed. Then it suddenly reappeared looking rather angry.
Last I saw of it - it was travelling westwards at a great rate of knots.
It moved like a stuttering holograph... so big, so orange, so fierce-looking. Striped black body hoops and "socks". It's feelers were very large too.

Do some research, LD. I ~~need~~ really want to know what kind it was.

Sort of like this one but bigger and with more stripes.

Spoiler:

by kingraf Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:32 am

Do you own a similar one LD? I do love Adidas' retro range. Recently ordered a 1970s Bayern Munchen jersey online. It looks really phresh. I am gonna look phat in it

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:36 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:

I saw the most massive wasp yesterday... looking to make a new home near the clay "cliff face" out at the back.

I threw this massive clay boulder at it but missed. Then it suddenly reappeared looking rather angry.
Last I saw of it - it was travelling westwards at a great rate of knots.
It moved like a stuttering holograph... so big, so orange, so fierce-looking. Striped black body hoops and "socks". It's feelers were very large too.

Do some research, LD. I ~~need~~ really want to know what kind it was.

Sort of like this one but bigger and with more stripes.

Spoiler:

He looks a mean bastard.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Nov 2014, 8:46 am

Phucking spider picture. Phuck you LD.

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