The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Galted** Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

ARSE

by Adam D Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:24 pm

Rowley wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Rowley wrote: Absolute Beginners by David Bowie, Badlands by the Boss

Never heard of the songs or the films.

Far too elitist.

Badlands, directed by Terrence Malick, starring Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek. That one.

It heavily influenced True Romance too, the only film better than Moulin Rouge

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:35 pm

Movie actor / Movie name and link please

1. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

2. You're the problem! You're the phucking problem you phucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag phucking sp*nk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the phucking ground, promise you!

3. No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

4. Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

5. ...phuckity, sh!t, sh!t, phuck and willy. Willy, sh!t and phuck and... t!ts.

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:36 pm

4 is Die Hard with a Vengence I think.

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:37 pm

3 might be Taken.

by Adam D Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:38 pm

5 is 4 weddings and a funeral?

by **Union Cane** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:39 pm

Nope, nothing.

by Adam D Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:40 pm

And number 1 is Star Wars! (Episode IV for clarity)

by Adam D Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:41 pm

Just saw you want the actor too!

Hugh Grant - four weddings
Alec Guinness - Star Wars

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:41 pm

Is two the Long Good Friday. When I read it I hear Bob Hoskins saying it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Movie actor / Movie name and link please

1. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? Alec Guinness star wars The queen

2. You're the problem! You're the phucking problem you phucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag phucking sp*nk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the phucking ground, promise you!

3. No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

4. Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

5. ...phuckity, sh!t, sh!t, phuck and willy. Willy, sh!t and phuck and... t!ts.

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:42 pm

In that case Liam Neeson and Jeremy Irons.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:43 pm

Expand on 4 please Jefferey

by **88Chris05** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:43 pm

Not a bad guess, Jeff, but I believe number two is Ben Kingsley (character is Don Logan) in Sexy Beast.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:43 pm

Incorrect with Taken

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:44 pm

88Chris05 wrote:Not a bad guess, Jeff, but I believe number two is Ben Kingsley (character is Don Logan) in Sexy Beast.

You're right Chris.

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:45 pm

The link must be British Actors. Irons, Guinness, Grant, Kingsley

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Movie actor / Movie name and link please

1. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? Alec Guinness star wars The queen

2. You're the problem! You're the phucking problem you phucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag phucking sp*nk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the phucking ground, promise you! Sexy Beast Ben Kingsley Chris

3. No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

4. Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in." DH3- Jeremy Irons / Jeff

5. ...phuckity, sh!t, sh!t, phuck and willy. Willy, sh!t and phuck and... t!ts.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:46 pm

Grant is not correct

by **Union Cane** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:46 pm

Elitist twerps.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:51 pm

3 is Last of the Mohicans

Daniel Day Lewis

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:52 pm

clue for number 3.

? If English law cannot be trusted maybe these people would do better making their own peace with the French.

Duncan: That is sedition!

? That is the truth.

Duncan: I'll have you beaten from this fort!

? Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:53 pm

seanmichaels wrote:clue for number 3.

? If English law cannot be trusted maybe these people would do better making their own peace with the French.

Duncan: That is sedition!

? That is the truth.

Duncan: I'll have you beaten from this fort!

? Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.

I've already got it you c*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:53 pm

Well done windows. Michaels bonus point for not needing the clue.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:53 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Well done windows. Michaels bonus point for not needing the clue.

He says it in the waterfall.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:06 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Well done windows. Michaels bonus point for not needing the clue.

He says it in the waterfall.

Good scene. Clue for 4.

- Every monarch in history has succeeded someone who is dead, or just about to be. My predecessor's not only alive, but very much so. Bloody mess. Can't even give them a Christmas speech.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Well done windows. Michaels bonus point for not needing the clue.

He says it in the waterfall.

Good scene. Clue for 4.

- Every monarch in history has succeeded someone who is dead, or just about to be. My predecessor's not only alive, but very much so. Bloody mess. Can't even give them a Christmas speech.

The Kings Speech. Colin Firth.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:15 pm

Is Pele still out for the count?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:15 pm

5. 4 weddings and a funeral

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Movie actor / Movie name and link please

1. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? Alec Guinness star wars The queen

2. You're the problem! You're the phucking problem you phucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag phucking sp*nk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the phucking ground, promise you! Sexy Beast Ben Kingsley Chris

3. No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. last of mohicans DD lewis Windows

4. Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in." DH3- Jeremy Irons / Jeff

5. ...phuckity, sh!t, sh!t, phuck and willy. Willy, sh!t and phuck and... t!ts. King's speech colin firth windows

Link?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Movie actor / Movie name and link please

1. Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? Alec Guinness star wars The queen

2. You're the problem! You're the phucking problem you phucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag phucking sp*nk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the phucking ground, promise you! Sexy Beast Ben Kingsley Chris

3. No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. last of mohicans DD lewis Windows

4. Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in." DH3- Jeremy Irons / Jeff

5. ...phuckity, sh!t, sh!t, phuck and willy. Willy, sh!t and phuck and... t!ts. King's speech colin firth windows

Link?

Are they names you think we are?

Me: Jeremy
Jeff: Daniel
Julius: Alec
Union: Colin (you're wrong, he is definitely a Nigel)

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:31 pm

I thought Gordon was Gordon?

by **Union Cane** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Union: Colin (you're wrong, he is definitely a Nigel)

You are definitely a Sausage Nigel.

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:36 pm

They've all received Knighthoods for contribution to British stage and screen.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:38 pm

superflyweight wrote:They've all received Knighthoods for contribution to British stage and screen.

Its good but its not roight.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:39 pm

Phuck, you guys are rubbish.

They are all UK Oscar winners in the 'Male Lead' category.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:40 pm

Multiple oscar winners?

by Adam D Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:41 pm

5. Four Weddings and a funeral

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:42 pm

Is Day Lewis not Irish?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:42 pm

Sweet jesus, almost involved myself in a legal argument in the offtopic section, had to have a right word with myself...

No point in stating actual fact in that place I tells ye...

by Rowley Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:46 pm

'Tis not a place for facts or insight from your professional career Rick. There are occasions when I suspect it is where Dave Gorman sources his found poems from.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:48 pm

Rowley wrote:Is Day Lewis not Irish?

Is Barry McGuigan British?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:49 pm

Jeff wrote:There are occasions when I suspect it is where Dave Gorman sources his found poems from

LoL out loud, I can not be doing with Gorman, so far up his own harris that he can see out of his own throat...

I was halfway through typing a response to the reasonable force, then I realised that it was Toppy and TRUSS, and promptly retreated to the cup...

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:50 pm

Tino wrote:Is Barry McGuigan British?

Don't start Tino...

This is "Milleniumesque" in it's tedium.

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:50 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Sweet jesus, almost involved myself in a legal argument in the offtopic section, had to have a right word with myself...

No point in stating actual fact in that place I tells ye...

Let's go get 'em, Rick. You first.

by **Union Cane** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:52 pm

Tino wrote:Is Barry McGuigan British?

This usually ends with a quote from somebody which is something about being born in a horse, or something.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:53 pm

super wrote:Let's go get 'em, Rick. You first.

This is how I imagine the conversation going

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 13 Nim-park_1964006c

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:54 pm

superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Sweet jesus, almost involved myself in a legal argument in the offtopic section, had to have a right word with myself...

No point in stating actual fact in that place I tells ye...

Let's go get 'em, Rick. You first.

Yeah watch out, Truss, Johnnie Cochran and Robert Shapiro are on the way over to the off topic section.

by **superflyweight** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Sweet jesus, almost involved myself in a legal argument in the offtopic section, had to have a right word with myself...

No point in stating actual fact in that place I tells ye...

Let's go get 'em, Rick. You first.

Yeah watch out, Truss, Johnnie Cochran and Robert Shapiro are on the way over to the off topic section.

Pr1ck!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:56 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Tino wrote:Is Barry McGuigan British?

This usually ends with a quote from somebody which is something about being born in a horse, or something.

Duke of Wellington.

"Just because you're born in a stable doesn't mean you're a horse".

Although there is some doubt whether he actually said it or not.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:57 pm

Tino wrote:Yeah watch out, Truss, Johnnie Cochran and Robert Shapiro are on the way over to the off topic section.

Would be funny if the unecessary comma before "Truss" didn't make the sentence unreadable.

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