Toothless Tiger?

Looks like Tiger is now really toothless after a media scrum resulted in him losing one of his front teeth. He will need to BRIDGE that gap quickly ig he wants to be CROWNed champion again

As for faux injuries for Tiger, the missing tooth was way down my list for his 2015.

Because Rory already has used the tooth excuse.

A journalistic scrum indeed.

Should help his relationship with the press no end. Methinks we may have seen the end of his insightful, honest and open interviews...

Ahem.

His spitting technique will need to change...

Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.

You can tell when it's a slow day real golf new wise.

Speaking of toothless - I thought the course in Abu Dhabi was until Kaymer's last round...

super_realist wrote:Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.

What was with that ghastly "skull" mask he was wearing???

At least tiger is a gracious guy, I am sure he took it well and reacted with great restraint when the incident happened. If this had happened to people like Michelson or Luke Donald a tantrum would surely have been thrown?

McLaren wrote:At least tiger is a gracious guy, I am sure he took it well and reacted with great restraint when the incident happened.  If this had happened to people like Michelson or Luke Donald a tantrum would surely have been thrown?

LadyPutt wrote:

super_realist wrote:Seeing as he never smiles anyway, we'll not even notice.

What was with that ghastly "skull" mask he was wearing???

He's well known for his lack of sartorial elegance. Not just the wretched mask, but sunglasses and a burglers beanie is a ski resort faux pas too.

He may well be (OK is) a pretty bad (OK terrible) dresser, but slagging him off for his dress sense in a ski resort when next to ski-ists and snow board-ifiers?

Come on now, that's a bit like having a go at the attire of a full kit wa*ker in a field full of Elvis impersonaters!

Fair point, but he looks like he was kitted out in C&A, can't be the first time he's ever been in a ski resort so you'd think he wouldn't look like he stepped out of a PPE warehouse or the TK Maxx reject rail

Ahh, C&A.

Reminds me of the old Jade Goody joke about her knickers having C&A on to help her put them on.

Roller_Coaster wrote:Ahh, C&A.

Reminds me of the old Jade Goody joke about her knickers having C&A on to help her put them on.

Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

Here's a thought - Allenby vs. 9C? Inquiring minds need to know...

Shotrock wrote:Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

There are a couple of corollaries to that statement.

Those that complain about Pros and religion are the ones that never quit posting about it.

Those that complain about Pros and their children's are the that never quit posting about it.

And their girth, and their lobbying for RC wildcard, etc.

GPB wrote:

Shotrock wrote:Good point Mac ... and it's interesting to note that so many people who complain about all the attention given the former (and likely never again) world #1 never stop posting about him! Hmmmm ... latent "bromance" urges?

There are a couple of corollaries to that statement.

Those that complain about Pros and religion are the ones that never quit posting about it.

Those that complain about Pros and their children's are the that never quit posting about it.

And their girth, and their lobbying for RC wildcard, etc.

Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

super_realist wrote:Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

Even a bad Comedian gets new material every now and again.

Super - It's a free world, let all post away. But, the obsession is baffling. And most of the posts on the above topic are  redundant and repetitious.

Certainly does not advance the conversation ... I'm guessing it's therapeutic to those that repeat the same thing again, and again, and again ...  ad nauseam.

GPB wrote:

super_realist wrote:Isn't that the whole point of a forum? We talk and comment about stuff?

Even a bad Comedian gets new material every now and again.

Says the man who just made the worlds most obvious joke about 9C's front tooth.

No, the obvious joke is that he wanted to look like a Brit!

Well he would have dressed better then.

GPB wrote:No, the obvious joke is that he wanted to look like a Brit!

I'll fetch your coat .