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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

Trebs should've really checked. I can see Nandos annoyance, FL saying it would've made no difference would've wound me up

That said, LRF clearly has a history of winding many people up the wrong way. At some point, it isn't everyone else's responsibility to get along with you

Tactics sent, good luck Afro and Viva.

Nadz you joker

I was harsh yes.
Due to previous, most certainly. Nando no longer wanted to take part in the league if FL was in it. Remembering previous issues in which I didn't act soon enough and it resulted in the loss of Azzy then I was loathe to lose someone of Nando's standing for someone who in every league he's been in has caused major issues.

Nadz, Trebs, FL, Nando, Hero. Makes a change for a league scandal to not involve me

On to the business at hand, who is doing tactics for Basel now?

England are Poopie, how do you lose to Bangladesh.

Well it is England isn't it. They always underestimate the opposition and get their backsides handed to them.

Azzy wrote:Nadz, Trebs, FL, Nando, Hero. Makes a change for a league scandal to not involve me

On to the business at hand, who is doing tactics for Basel now?

FL did offer to do tactics this week as a sign of good faith.

I don't think they underestimated anyone.

Viva answered his question, they are poopie. They are light years behind in their approach to ODIs. Some better one day players we could have picked are not there, players form drops when they come into the side, which has to be to do with the setup, and their batting order needs a rethink.

That, and they sacked their best batsman for two generations because lesser players didn't like the fact he was so good and had all the attention. If I was an England selector, Stuart Broad never plays for the Three Lions again in any format.

Bring back KP, bring back Cook, and sack the likes of Broad, Prior, Swann. Bell should stick to Test cricket, Morgan should never play again, Taylor isn't ready. Bopara should have been in.

God, it's disgusting how embarrassing this whole World Cup has been.

Azzy I see you have opened my tactics, what's the length of them like? I tried to trim them down.

Azzy's used to a long one for thorough examination

Whilst I was writing it I did wonder if anyone would make a joke about it lol.

Miky you've no problem with length. I've laid eyes on much longer, some much shorter. I think it would please most guys.

Thanks mate.

Looking at starting an F1 podcast, hopefully getting the first one out in time for the new season.
Anyone interested in F1 and want to air their views?

We are talking about tactics right? My take is that it shouldn't be too long or else the person will get tired from reading a mouthful and won't be able to handle the long length. A shorter condensed piece may appeal more to the norm.

I don't know anything about aerodynamics and KERS and DRS but I do know Michael Schumacher is the best F1 driver in history.

Azzy cares more about girth than length Miky

True, I want it really meaty, and I definitely don't want to smell anything foul. Basically, put something thick and juicy in front of me and I'll devour it.

Sex.

Azzy if i buy you a battered sausage from the local chippy, can i play an injured carrick?

Tactics sent.

A fully-fit, genetically modified, World-Cup winning Carrick would still be detrimental to your tactics Trebs, so yes, if you like.

Marky, received. Viva, also.

And on Viva's point, yes, his were the perfect length. It's like you know what I need, and when I need it.

From next week I shall be using Viva's tactics as a template. I'd love everyone else to do the same

Did you get mine Azzy?

I think I covered that with my earlier smut Miky xx

Oh yeah my bad.

League table and top scorers updated.

Azzy wrote:Marky, received. Viva, also.

And on Viva's point, yes, his were the perfect length. It's like you know what I need, and when I need it.

From next week I shall be using Viva's tactics as a template. I'd love everyone else to do the same

What's everyones prediction for the United v Arsenal game?

I'm going with 1-0 United.

3-1 United. No matter how poor United are, they always have Arsene's number. At least, for the last 10 years that is.

1-1 I think.

I bet 1mill I'm right.

I'll bet you ibra nadz

Ok the bet is If I'm right I get ibra. If I'm wrong ill give you 1mill.
Deal.
Pleasure doing bizness with you trebs amigo.

Tictacs sent to azzy.
Good look trebs, cherish your last day with ibra cuz tomorrow he's gonna be all mine.

Man do I feel stupid lol. I thought it was a league fixture between arsenal and united. Damn you bath salts!!!

If you want to play, do picks on players. You get one of mine if you're right and i get one of yours if not

All right if the scores 1-1 does it go to extra time or return leg?

Right Roberto, this is your first choice CB. You decide who plays with him, not the other way around.

Been absolutely outstanding for us since he returned from injury

http://www.footballfancast.com/premier-league/man-united-man-city-this-fella-not-barkley-is-the-one-you-want

I hope he doesn't go to Man United. He'll turn into Phil Jones V2 over there.

I hope he stays at Goodison for a very long time.

He's something like 6th or 7th across all the major leagues for pass completion stats, across all positions!!

Nadz after 90 its a replay if its a draw.

But you serious about this bet?

Yeah and he's still only 20. If he keeps up this form then he will become the best CB in the premier league no doubt.

I'm serious trebs. But let's limit the max limit of the player to 10mill. I think it will end 1-1. If I am wrong than you can have any of my players which have a value of upto 10mill and vice versa goes for you.

Yeah okay... Deal then

Watch azzy do an azzy over this

Not sure betting players is allowed.

It's been blocked in the past, although I can't see anything on the rules page

Didn't viva lose buffon in this iteration of the league?

we're limiting the value of the player to 10mill afro so neither team gets weakened too much if they lose.

IWhat if the score is 0-0 or 2-2 do i still win the bet?

No. You said 1 all.