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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

GSC can take part on my behalf.

Schneiderlin and Wanyama bossed the Chelsea midfield today. Matic was lucky to still be on the pitch.

David was good too.

Man Utd 1 Spurs 2

I can't take part tomorrow in Hospital

We'll put it on hold until Tuesday just for you nando. We need someone to take the urine out of viva when he gets knocked out.

I shall mock him on the basis of LVG calling top 4 "Like a trophy for us"

Yeah, Tuesday works fine for me. Hope all goes well oh Nandolicious one

Azzy wrote:Yeah, Tuesday works fine for me. Hope all goes well oh Nandolicious one

I doubt it it's been 7 months now and it's supposed to last 6 weeks to 6 months Plus my family get ridiculous medical issues. My sister was off school for 8 months due to a bug she got swimming in the sea

Do any of you guys watch La Liga matches?

And Eredivisie?

Yes i watch both where possible. If super Sunday sucks.

I'm in for the Azzrentice.

Azzrentice starting Tuesday, 10am. Participants are currently:

GSC (representing Nadz)
Nando
Marky
Viva

Who else wants in? Miky, Hero, Afro, Trebs?

I'm in

Sounds dangerous.

GSC, Nando, Marky, Viva, Trebs. I want at least one of Miky, Hero and Afro to join, preferably all three. It's going to be a doozy.

Morning everyone.

I'm in Mahmood.

Let's get this going.

What do I have to do? Not sure if I can guarantee committing the time to it if I have to constantly post.

I mean if we have to do it quickly.

It's usually a long process over seevral weeks until Azzy quits and leaves in the last two weeks making it all for nothing.

At least that's what happened last time

There's generally a week for each task so there's plenty of time and you don't need to posting constantly.

Great performance from United yesterday, quick forward passing, playing with intensity closing down the opposition. That's how we should be playing.

Haha, unless one of you lot does a Nick Fury, there's no danger of that

Miky, it's like the Apprentice in real life. I set a challenge, the teams have one week to put together a submission which I then analyse and provide a live boardroom-style climax to the task. At least one manager is fired each week until we crown a winner. In the final, the finalists select their team-mates like they do in real life - former contestants coming back. But we do a draft, making it clear who likes who and who holds grudges. Also, Viva always wins the final, so he ought to get picked first as he'll undoubtedly have been sacked long before...

GSC, Nando, Marky, Viva, Trebs, Miky

Afro and Hero make it four a side, if not, we go for three a side.

I'll join but I may need some guidance at times if that's okay?

Koba wrote:Great performance from United yesterday, quick forward passing, playing with intensity closing down the opposition. That's how we should be playing.

Man U's best first half of the season did coincide with Spurs' worst first half of the season, so while it was much better they need to be more consistent.

I was hoping to see Andreas Pereira make an impact, heard he's meant to be the dogs ballacks, didn't have much chance yesterday though.

Holymiky wrote:I'll join but I may need some guidance at times if that's okay?

We're usually on teams in the early rounds so shouldn't be an issue.

Ok thanks Marky.

Yeah Miky, first week will be something like: GSC, you and Viva. Between you you have to put together a submission. There's two ways to go about that - either split up the task and do a specific part each, link it together, then submit, or instead work as a committee and go through it all together.

The first approach is risky because if your part is the one I don't like, you're in line for the chop. At the same time, your teammates will be egging me on to sack you for it. In the committee approach, I've sacked so many people before for being passengers - you can't afford to take a back seat. Even if some ideas aren't great, you need to have had some input to the task.

The only reason why I was wondering if I would be able to join or not was because I am posting on mobile during the day so I can't type things as quickly as i could on a computer for example.

Sounds like fun though, thank for that run down. Would you say you are a more harsh version of Sir Alan Sugar?

Well you'd have to ask your fellow contestants their opinion, but I can be harsher than typhoid, or as light as aero bubbles. There was one task where I couldn't stop laughing and I think everyone got off scott free. Other times I've been maniacal, just ask the poor chap who suggested buying Morgan Schneiderlin

Sir Alan Sugar phones Azzy for advice mate

I could, and should, have been on the Apprentice in 2012. It makes my top 5 of all-time regrets in my life.

I seem to recall afro telling me i was wrong to get andre carrillo.

Im here I can get a bus pass

How come?

Because i am "partially sighted" & is expecting to last another 9-18 months

Bet you didn't see that coming

Eye can't believe that Nando, can't they fix it quicker?

Nah it's nerve related so it heals when it can be bothered essentially. So until then im doomed.

And yet you still nearly won a Fifa tournament last night!

Remember when Viva mocked me for losing all but 1 of my games in the last tournament? Well I had a look at last night's tournament (which I missed for Mothers Day admittedly).

Viva's record: Played 5, Won 0, Drew 0, Lost 5, Scored 0, Conceded 15, Points 0

Id have won if i weren't Palermo Viva was lovely enough to not try that hard against me when he realized he was out.

Oh my

No wonder Viva's been quiet this morning, I thought he was the Don of Fifa?

Viva my boy, get yourself onto XB1. It's only me and Hero there, surely easy pickings for a player of your skills xx

He had a bad day with Besiktas. Im getting closer to a Tournament win Just need a decent championship side next time.

Get on with the Azzrentice slacker

The young Azzy,

I have an Xbox one with Fifa 15.

Regards,

Miky.

XBOX ONE FIFA TOURNAMENT

Azzy vs Miky

Someone suggest two fairly equal teams and we'll go at it my son

Nando, Azzrentice tomorrow - actually at lunchtime as I'm interviewing in the morning - I want Afro and Hero to have the chance to sign up.

Shakhtar vs Marseille.

I'll let Miky choose who he wants to be.

Best keep the teams 3 to 4 stars. That will make the game more exciting instead of choosing a team like Chelsea and passing it to Hazard everytime.

Afternoon peeps.

Not sure if I've got time for Azzrentice at mo. Got a new job last week (with same company) so in the transition of moving to it currently and juggling a fair few balls in the air as a result.

Okay Hero. Congrats btw

I'll kick off Azzrentice today with six contestants, and if Afro wants to play, I'll add him to one of the teams tomorrow.

When can we expect lawyers to be in?