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by **Afro** Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:48 pm

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FC Basel - Vacancy - Apply within - Must not be a douche or CF
Bordeaux - Fernando
Bremen - Miky
Genk - Trebs
Granada - Azzy
Montpellier - Marky
PAOK - Afro
Twente - Hero
Verona - Nadeem

Season 3 Fixtures Week 8 - Due Monday 16th March By Midnight
Genk v Granada -
Basel v PAOK -
Montpellier v Verona
Bremen v Bordeaux

Vote: Hero

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by FIFA Diva Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:32 pm

Fernando wrote:Viva has to troll now United are a former shadow of themselves. It's interesting that LVG disagrees with Viva over Di Maria's red card

United are a poor side.

I've said it before, maybe it's got nothing to do with LVG, Fergie, players, money etc it could just be that our reign is up simple as that.

I didn't say I disagree with the red, I said to Azzy it's not really assault.

by nadeem2099 Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:57 pm

MAY THE FOOTBALLING GODS UNLEASH DIVINE PUNISHMENT TO THE MANAGER!

by Marky Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:31 pm

Holymiky wrote:In all seriousness I don't agree that we were dominated but I will say that PSG were better.

Chelsea were dominated to be fair. PSG were much sharper, better on the ball and created better chances, even playing most of the game with 10 men.

by Trebs Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:43 am

Sheep

by FIFA Diva Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:05 am

When you doing Sheep Azzy?

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:17 am

Today may be Friday 13th, but it's also Red Nose Day! Here is your Red Nose Day Sheep competition, answers to me by 1pm please:

1. Name a presenter you'd normally see on Red Nose Day.
2. Name an official Red Nose Day song from any year.
3. Which Premier League manager, past or present, has the reddest nose?
4. Rudolph had a red nose, but can you name another of his fellow reindeer?
5. Medical reasons for having a red nose range from a cold to being under the influence of alcomohol. Can you name another reason one may have a red nose, beside those two?
6. Clowns have red noses. Name a famous clown.
7. If you could choose any current Top 40 singer / group to sing the 2017 Red Nose Day song, who would it be?
8. Name an official stockist of official Red Nose Day memorabilia.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:26 am

I'll send answers to GSC, as he's done his.

by FIFA Diva Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:36 am

Sent.

by Trebs Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:54 pm

Sheep sent. I've done my best with what I can think of to do with red noses.

by Holymiky Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:54 pm

Same here.

by **Hero** Fri Mar 13, 2015 12:59 pm

Done!

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:02 pm

Last call for Sheep, first answers coming after I've eaten me kunch.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:10 pm

No more Sheep.

Tactics sent to Hero. I'd say good luck Trebs, but there's no danger of you losing so I'll just say 'enjoy' instead Smile

by **Hero** Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:11 pm

Received

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:15 pm

I always knew you were a receiver.

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:18 pm

Somebody watched Brokeback Mountain last night with their hubby Whistle

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:24 pm

At this point we're all assuming it was you?

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:26 pm

Yeah but we forwaded the sexual scenes.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:34 pm

Q1: Name a presenter you'd normally see on Red Nose Day.

Lenny Henry - 2 (Azzy, Miky)
David Walliams - 1 (Viva)
Dermot O'Leary - 1 (Hero)
Sir Alex Ferguson - 1 (Trebs)
Sir Bruce Forsyth - 1 (Nadz)
Terry Wogan - 1 (GSC)

Scores after 1:
Azzy 2
Miky 2
GSC 1
Hero 1
Nadz 1
Trebs 1
Viva 1

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:37 pm

Bruce Forsyth is not a 'Sir' in my eyes.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:37 pm

Q2: Name an official Red Nose Day song from any year.

Glory Glory Man United - 1 (Trebs)
Is this the way to Amarillo? - 1 (Hero)
I want to break free - 1 (Nadz)
Just can't get enough - 1 (GAC)
Lay Me Down - Sam Smith ft John Legend (2015) - 1 (Viva)
Spirit in the Sky - 1 (Miky)
The Stonk - 1 (Azzy)

Scores after 2:
Azzy 3
Miky 3
GSC 2
Hero 2
Nadz 2
Trebs 2
Viva 2

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:43 pm

Q3: Which Premier League manager, past or present, has the reddest nose?

Sir Alex Ferguson - 6 (everyone apart from Miky)
No idea - 1 (Holy Brain Fart Miky)

Scores after 3:
Azzy 9
GSC 8
Hero 8
Nadz 8
Trebs 8
Viva 8
Miky 4

by Trebs Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:45 pm

Can't believe I'm only one point off the top so far Laugh

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:45 pm

Q4: Rudolph had a red nose, but can you name another of his fellow reindeer?

Dasher - 2 (Azzy, Viva)
Comet - 1 (Miky)
Cupid - 1 (Hero)
Donner - 1 (Nadz)
Prancer - 1 (GSC)
Sir Alex Ferguson - 1 (Trebs)

Scores after 4:
Azzy 11
Viva 10
GSC 9
Hero 9
Nadz 9
Trebs 9
Miky 5

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:47 pm

Q5: Medical reasons for having a red nose range from a cold to being under the influence of alcomohol. Can you name another reason one may have a red nose, beside those two?

All get 1 point, although Viva shouldn't count really:

Punched in the nose (Azzy)
Viva after United lose. Wait you said nose... (GSC)
Having a cold (Viva)
Being wronged by incorrect football decisions (Trebs)
Viva mistakes you for a duck sized horse and roundhouse kicks you (Hero)
Chickenpox (Nadz)
Snorting cocaine (Miky)

Scores after 5:
Azzy 12
Viva 11
GSC 10
Hero 10
Nadz 10
Trebs 10
Miky 6

by Holymiky Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:47 pm

I was trying to do my answers quickly whilst eating, didn't think on it too much.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:49 pm

Q6. Clowns have red noses. Name a famous clown.

Krusty - 5 (Azzy, Viva, Hero, Nadz, Miky)
Doink - 1 (GSC)
Ronaldo McDonaldo - 1 (Trebs)

Scores after 6:
Azzy 17
Viva 16
Hero 15
Nadz 15
GSC 11
Miky 11
Trebs 11

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:50 pm

Q7: If you could choose any current Top 40 singer / group to sing the 2017 Red Nose Day song, who would it be?

Kanye West - 2 (Azzy, Hero)
Taylor Swift - 1 (GSC)
Sir Alex Ferguson - 1 (Trebs)
Bruno Mars - 1 (Viva)
David Guetta - 1 (Nadz)
Ellie Goulding - 1 (Miky)

Scores after 7:
Azzy 19
Hero 17
Viva 17
Nadz 16
GSC 12
Miky 12
Trebs 12

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:52 pm

Q8: Name an official stockist of official Red Nose Day memorabilia.

Sainsburys - 3 (Azzy, Hero, GSC)
Oxfam - 1 (Viva)
69 - 1 (Nadz)
Not sure - 1 (Miky)
MUFC Megastore - 1 (Trebs)

Final scores on the 606v2 doors:

Azzy 22 king

Hero 20
Viva 18
Nadz 17
GSC 15
Miky 13
Trebs 13

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:53 pm

Hero wins the £1m bonus for Manager of the Week for his always-topical duck-sized horse reference drumroll

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:55 pm

Who did FL choose as his MOTW when he voted?

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:06 pm

FootballLight wrote:My manager of the week is nadeem for his commendable draw against Azzy and his warriors. He showed heart, desire and a never give up attitude to come from 2 goals down and nearly win. I bow down to your greatness Lord nadeem

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:14 pm

Nadz you dirty liar Laugh

It was actually:

FootballLight wrote:My manager of the week is Azzy for being my only real friend in this league, and to make up for selling him an injured Casillas.

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:51 pm

FootballLight wrote:Also I have a message for my arch enemy Fernando. You may think you've gotten rid of me, but I'll be patiently waiting in the shadows, watching, when you reach down to pick up your parking tickets you dropped, BANG BANG! You won't know what hit you

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:54 pm

Guys, Nando has pointed out that the previous Granada manager signed a £7.9m midfielder before I joined but hadn't added him to the squad page.

I've gone all season without Talisca in my squad Laugh

Am I okay to add him now?

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:55 pm

Nadz

by Fernando Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:03 pm

Azzy wrote:Guys, Nando has pointed out that the previous Granada manager signed a £7.9m midfielder before I joined but hadn't added him to the squad page.

I've gone all season without Talisca in my squad

Am I okay to add him now?

Well ive done some tracking at You traded Bernat for him & hasn't been seen since like Kids on a milk carton

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:51 pm

Whoever the previous manager was is a complete divot then Laugh

Adding Talisca to my squad then. Obviously he and everyone else is open to offers.

by nadeem2099 Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:08 pm

Wasn't viva the previous manager? Laugh

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:18 pm

Sounds about right...only Viva would swap Bernat for that deal Whistle

Hope you all have a great weekend. Except you Afro, you can rot in hell.

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:41 pm

As a reminder, almost all players are available from Granada. Including Casillas, Alderweireld, Clyne, Durm, Jedvaj, Martinez, Vlaar, de Rossi, Coquelin, Talisca, Toulalan, di Natale and Sanchez. Fill your first teams, balance your bench. Make Granada your #1 preferred trading partner and I WILL remember that when you all bother to sign up for The Azzrentice.

by FIFA Diva Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:47 pm

A big thank you to Azzy for votes this week and doing sheep. If everyone could follow Azzy template there'd be nothing but smooth sailing.

Same to you Azzy and everyone have a super weekend xxx.

P. S I've been up for the Azzrentice since day one, come on everyone enter it.

by Fernando Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:49 pm

I went enter of the basis that regardless what happens that if Viva claims victory without actually winning then he automatically forefeits our bet Whistle

#PiggyBackOthersSuccess

by Trebs Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:18 pm

Azzrentice.

Or trebrentice?

by Azzy Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:23 pm

Judging by your half-hearted effort with the league table and top scorers, I'm already taking that vote as 100% Azzrentice Cool

by **Afro** Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:00 pm

Azzy wrote:Sounds about right...only Viva would swap Bernat for that deal

Hope you all have a great weekend. Except you Afro, you can rot in hell.

It wasn't a straight swap I don't think. It was part of a wider deal*

* I don't mean it included Akinfenwa

by Fernando Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:24 pm

I believe it was Bernat for Talisca (3m was exchanged not sure which way)

by GSC Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:37 pm

Azzprentice

by Azzy Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:59 am

I will start Azzrentice on Monday this week if I have at least four managers signed up.

by GSC Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:30 pm

I'll join

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